If It’s An Invasion Of The Earth, Of Course It’ll Be Cats Right? Chapter 2

Cat invasion chapter 2

 

2 Hey wait, do you run away in the presence of the enemy?

 

“Lookー, earlier when I was wandering in front of the house. Its cute right?”

Ore-sama, was able to infiltrate into the house of Ningen easily.

As expected, I was correct to choose a kitten.

“Is it an abandoned cat? Disease or something like that is it safe?”

The nearby voice similar to an elderly voice.This is an elderly Ningen male, and it was a young female individual(specimen) that brought Ore-sama to the dwelling.

“Its splendidly lovely, Ojii-chan(grampa). But just to be sure, tomorrow let’s go get a physical checkup with Veterinarian-san. Lets raise it at home. Name, what shall it beー?”

The individual(specimen) called Ojii-chan put Ore-sama on his lap and gently lifted both cheeks.

Itete, stop it.

“Fuー !”

Although Ore-sama is angry he makes me smile while in disdain(of his actions). Whats with this guy.

“Ooh, angry, angry. It’s quite a lively kitten. The spots around the eyes seems like sungla.s.ses. Reminds me of Marshal MacArthur(マッカーサー元帥). How about the name Douglas.”

“Eehー, Marshal MacArthur? Stop it. It’s notー cute.”

Douglas huh. Fumu, a moment, an able person who put this country under control. It sounds fairly good.

“Is it not a fitting name for the first step of the Earth invasion.”

Gorogoro(purring sounds).

“Ooh, pleased with it, Douglas. Doesn’t it seem like you like it? Let’s make it Douglas.”

“Moー, it can’t be helped(if you insist). Such a name, I wonder why you like it. Well, its fine. I will get you milk, Douglas.”

The female individual(specimen) left the room.

Ore-sama, all around surveyed the area.

Umu, in such a place, something  is densely fuzzy.

I’ve seen it somewhere.

Thats right, it is a picture of a pet.

It is something like a tail huh. It must be investigated.

Hey don’t run away. Do you run away in the presence of the enemy?

To escape that means you are hiding something you do not want Ore-sama to know. Wait youー.

“Douglas?”

The female individual came back with milk in possession.

“Yaーn! Douglas went to chase his own tail. The kitten is having a bout(game/round) isnt that right?”

Hey wait.

Don’t you understand, I said to wait.

“Fuー !”

Sneaky, petan.

“Ah, look, Ojii-chan. When Douglas fell over(collapse/gave up). Ultra-cute”