Valhalla - The P**is Mansion Chapter 1

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TL Note

Chapter 2/7 this week

Also, this chapter is really long

1000th Masturbation

My name is Iijima Shota

I’m 15 years old, and right in the middle of p.u.b.erty

My favorite type of women are big-breasted blond older sisters

I don’t mind if they are brown haired either

It's cool even if it's a loli

Anyway, I’m a normal junior high school student who's into foreign girls

I awoke to s.e.x when I was 12 years old

I found an erotic picture book lying near the riverbed

After taking the book back home, I m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.ed secretly in my room

From then, I lost interest in my female cla.s.smates, my only interest was big breasted blond women

But during the 3 years my interests widened

Not just blond hair, be it black, red, silver, or any other, it was fine as long as she was a beautiful foreigner

Even the b.r.e.a.s.t.s size didn't matter, but I still prefer b.r.e.a.s.t.s rather than no b.r.e.a.s.t.s

Due to my weird fetishes, I can’t have a normal romance life

Even though a few of my cla.s.smates are in relations.h.i.+ps, I enjoy masturbation every day

Just like every day

After coming home from school, I entered my room and took oh my clothes getting naked

I always m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e naked

Because both of my parents are working, I’m alone in the house

"Time to make me feel comfortable"

I said as I took out the erotic book

Is it weird that I just spoke to a book?

Whatever, i think of it as a courtesy

It has been three years since I found this book

I always m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e using this book, nothing else

When I first found the book, I didn't think that it was an erotic picture book

It had a thick gold cover, so I thought that it was a foreign dictionary or something

So I went ahead and picked it up

Inside it was a world that I had never seen before

The foreign sisters were smiling naked

Everyone of them were either wearing fantasy costumes, cosplay, or completely naked

But each and everyone of them was beautiful

Like a princess with a gorgeous dress

Or a female knight with a body armor covering her overly large b.r.e.a.s.t.s

Female mercenaries with beautiful muscles, and red hair

Even elves with elongated ears, and cold eyes

There were plenty of variations to enjoy inside the book

From the day I found the book, I never went without masturbating even for one day

Sometime I would do it several times a day

Even during camping's, and school trips/events, I would take this book and secretly m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e

For me this book became an indispensable existence

I even count every time I m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e with this book

I reached a total of 999 times yesterday

And today is my memorable 1000th masturbation

But this is just a pa.s.sing point

I will continue even after this, I will sooner or later achieve 2000, and 3000 too

Won’t I get tired?

Do you get tired breathing?

For me using this book to m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e is synonymous with breathing

Which sister should I c.u.m on today?

A princess?

Female knight?

Maybe a mercenary?

It's a hard decision

Even while I was skipping the pages I didn't stop masturbating

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! All of you are so s.e.xy, I’m going to c.u.m!"

Because I’m the only one at home, I raised my voice as the 1000th eruption was unleashed

My s.e.m.e.n is much more thicker and has more volume, than a boy of my age

Oh no!

If I don’t stop I will spill my sperm on the book!

While thinking that my sperm landed on the book's cover

I breathed a sigh of relief as I didn't spoil any of the pages

But, at the next moment something unexpected happened

As my sperm fell on the cover, it began s.h.i.+ning

Similarly like the time I first picked it up, but this time the light didn't fade

But, it became more and more brighter

It was so bright that I couldn't even keep my eyes open

When I finally opened my eyes I was inside a dim room

It wasn't night when I fainted

This room isn't mine

The floor, ceiling, walls, and everything are made of stone

This is a real stone……prison

There's also a small window with iron grill for sunlight, and a door at the entrance

This is probably the perfect prison

I was completely naked, also I wasn't the only person inside the prison

A total of 5 people are inside

Their ages are either the same as me, or slightly older

Every one has either blond, brown, or other color hair

It means that everyone is a foreigner

I’m the only asian here

Although everyone is dirty, they have some clothes

But I’m the only one naked!

Why?!

Was I thrown in jail for masturbating?

That is impossible!

Even though I’m not doing anything, the eyes of everyone are staring at me like a rare animal

I spoke to the blond who was closest to me

"Yeay, well, I’m Ijiima Shota…"

I introduced myself with an amiable j.a.panese laughter

And the boy's response was!

"Eh? What is wrong with you?"

It was returned in j.a.panese!

"Oh, I’m sorry….. I want to ask you, who are you?"

"This is a slave shop, we are being sold………"

Instead of answering my question, he told me something that completely shocked me

I began thinking of the gold s.h.i.+ne before I fainted

Was I teleported somewhere?

"My BOOK!"

As is shouted everyone looked at me with fear

But, I don’t care!

That book is the most important existence for me

If that doesn't exist what will happen to my masturbation!

While I was shouting, the door opened and two men came inside

One of the, asks me

"Who are you?"

I’m…….

I’m quite happy

Even though I was originally unable to escape by myself, they will let me go as I’m a stranger

But that didn't happen

The next day me and the other boys were taken out of the prison

We were all lined up in one row, and the same man as yesterday was leading us

Only I am not in the line, but walking beside the middle aged man

"Noisy! Walk without wasting time on talking!"

After a while we walked on a red carpet, and came near a western building

Eventually I entered a wide s.p.a.ce

There was a big wooden door and on top of it something written

I front of it was an old lady with many men

Her clothes are of high quality, and she's covered in way too many accessories

"What is this! Where did you find him?"

"Well, I, prison, naked?"

I was unable to properly explain. Because even I don’t know what’s happening

"Hmmmmm, he has black hair and black eyes…….this is quite strange, I’ve never seen anyone like him"

"Is that so?"

I listened to his speech

It can’t be helped as there probably wouldn't be a j.a.panese here

"…….Bring him near me"

"Ha!"

The middle aged man pulled on my arm and took me near the one who was questioning us

"Hm, even his skin color is slightly different. Is he not from our empire?"

Empire?

Are they joking around?

There have never been any j.a.panese empires ever

……different world?

Is this a different world?

"Well, he is a bit good looking. So bring him, you may be able to sell him at a higher price"

"Ha!"

I was once again pulled on without any prior warning

A luxurious carriage was pulling on a metal cage with prisoners inside it

As I looked at the scenery, I began believing in my speculation

There has never been such a place in j.a.pan

"We ware going to the imperial capital! the organization is a place of paradise for women and h.e.l.l for men…… Valhalla - The p.e.n.i.s Hall"

I heard the men talking about where we are going to be sold