What Came to Mind During My Third Time in Another World Was to for Now, Get Naked. Chapter 94

取り敢えず建国した俺は暇を潰すため敢えて炎上する事にした。

The 11 people have got up on the stage.

The theater announcer riles up the crowd.

“Houuu… My stomach started to hurt…”

Airi’s holds her stomach and her ears droop fretting.
I guess she got affected by the crowd.

“By the way”

“Wuht?”

Beside me is a red haired yankee glaring at me.

“… Why are you feeling my b.u.t.t without my consent?”

“Cuz there’s a b.u.t.t”

“… I can’t even…”

I pinch his hand with all my might.
Stupid Deborg holds his scream enduring the pain.
One day this idiot will be arrested.

“Hmmn… Do you like Kazuto’s b.u.t.t more than mine…”

For some reason there’s a prost.i.tute who’d like this, I mean Lumeria the 《Dream Sorcerer》.

“So Kazuto prefers guys like Deborg… I’m a bit shocked”

“How the heck did it progress to that…”

Yuuri’s face is overcome with shadow however it’s still refres.h.i.+ng.
Deborg and Yuuri, they’re like 《fire》 and 《water》, however this is all based on my selfish judgement of their appearance.

“Nice a.s.s”

“Stop touching it!”

The umpire looks at us with doubt.
I didn’t see it this time but next time I’ll bore my nails to his hand.
Rather, should I remove 2 fingers or 3.
If I do that maybe he won’t do it ever again…

“Touch my b.u.t.t――”

“Airi shut up!”

“Houuu…”

I hate this.
Why am I surrounded by people with weird habits….
…

I think I know why Ruru and Tao say their catchphrase…

『――Without further ado! Let’s start the final battle of the 11 chosen warriors!』

The theater announcer declare and leaves the crowd pumped up.

(…Now then, let’s win this, get the money and formally meet with Erinu…)

And maybe call Ruru and Tao, it’s not for something urgent so I won’t use the 《magic letter》.

“All right”

I fill myself with spirit and head upstage.

My first match then starts.

“Haa….”

“Whuzzat sigh for”

The red haired yankee prepares himself to come at me.
Deborg Hazard, if I were to be honest then he’s no threat.

『We have a great match for our first fight!  The preliminary top 1 and the possessor of seed rights, Kazuto VS Tentative ranking top 3 Deborg Hazaaaaaaard!!』

The crowd goes wild.
This is great.
It seems like no one has noticed that I’m 『Kazuha Axeplant』.
To think that they wouldn’t notice if I lengthen my hair and wear an eyepatch…
I really am good at this disguising stuff…

“(Hey… That 《greatsword》… looks familiar, right…?)”
“(Eh? Ah… Now that you mention it…)”

…
It’s alright… right.
…Yup.

『Well then―――― STAAAAAAAAAART!!』

The signal for start echoes.
For the meantime I’ll obser――.

“Your stomach is wide open”

“Eh”

I hear Deborg’s voice from below.
Eh?

“《Blaster ・ Body Blow》！”

“Wai――”

A surprise attack.
*Zun! A dull sound rings.

“Ugh!”

I’m then sent flying.
I can’t breath…

“As expected, you’re durable”

“Wha――”

This time it came from behin――.
Rather, I’m airborne heeeeeeeeeeeey!

“《Derringer・Elbow Crash》！”

*GAN! The sound rang as I feel a sharp pain at the back of my head, combo’d by a fall.
The h.e.l.l’s happening…!

I try to regain my composure, just before I fall to the ground I take a defensive stance.
Then I gaze at the airborne Deborg.

“You’re more trained than most”

“Uwa!”

I heard his voice from behind so I unintentionally scream.
What…?

Is he… teleporting――？

“《Devil Rush》!!”

“Hey, time out! Hey! d.a.m.n it…!”

He sends out fist after fist.
He’s fast…! Isn’t this too fast…!
Wha-what the heck is this…!

“I noticed it when I first touch you at the bar. That … you’re hiding a tremendous 《power》”

Deborg glares at me while using his Devil Rush.
d.a.m.n it…! I misjudged him…!
I… thought that he was a muscle brain but rather he’s a 『tactician type』…!
How dirty…!

“《Grandia・Burst》！”

“s.h.i.+――”

Without a moment of break, Deborg goes to my blind side.
His fist burns red.
So he… is also proficient with 《fire type》 like me――.

“Get blown away Kazuto!”

His right hook burst at my stomach, and at the same time my abdomen ignites.
With a *DON my body is engulfed in flames.

I crash towards the barrier, the umpire then starts the ring out count.

(This is bad…! My head’s is spinning, I’m hot, and I’m burning…!)

If it counts up to ten then I lose.
Losing because of ring out is so uncool meeeeeeeee!

YUP.
But what should I do.

Rather what’s with Deborg’s movements?
It’s unthinkable for it to not be noticed by my eyes.

If it were magic then basing from his proficient magic which is 《fire magic》 is non-existent.
I can’t use it now but I’ve already mastered the 《fire magic》  so I know everything about it.
Therefore there’s only one possibility――

“Hup”

At the count of 9 I get up and return to the stage.
This day my brand new clothes got beat up.
Seriously give me a break…

“… Guess it didn’t work. This is kinda depressing”

“Thanks”

Deborg spits on the ground and glares at me.
But I wouldn’t say that it didn’t hurt.
To be honest it really hurt.

“…Hey you… Your proficient attributes are 《fire》 and 《mind》 right”

“Hou… Good job”

As expected.
His attack pattern are 《fire attribute’s》 skills.
His proficient attribute allows him to use magic as 《skill》.
It’s a well used tactic by attack types.

And that teleportation, if I remember correctly I heard something similar in Lily’s lecture about 《mind attribute》.
He may have used it as a 《skill》.

Well, it’s really great that I studied…
Lily-sensei, you saved me!

“So, you know how I move… but can you keep up”

“Yep”

I can.. but it’ll be little by little.
But what I’m curios about is――.

“You, you’re hiding something other than the ones during fights”

“…What do you mean”

Deborg answers without changing his expression.
However that answer alone is suspicious.

Why won’t you answer my question honestly?
Even though I can use this moment to use dash, even though I don’t have the time to think up a counter attack, because I can’t follow him with my eyes.

(『Deborg Hazard』… maybe a fearsome person…)

As he glares at me, I――

―― will think up a plan to counter his 『teleportation』.

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