Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 11.1

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Chapter 11.1 - Group fight, why not raise a dog


Last night, Tang Xiao and Su Muzhe mutually chopped at each other for a long time, until in the end, Tang Xiao thought, she was totally biting the hand that fed her.



Su Muzhe did give her an equipment set after all, and all she does is disgust her to death?

That’s not right.

So she poured out all of the chrysanthemum flowers for her, but little did she know that afterwards, she’d die even more tragically.

Tang Xiao: …..

Fighting for most of the night meant that waking up in the morning was going to be hard.

Xiao Lin brought a dog early in the morning.

So when Tang Xiao woke up, she saw a golden plaything sitting by her window side and from the backside, looked extremely bleak, extremely lonely.

Tang Xiao got shocked awake.

“Xiao Lin? You bought me a golden retriever? Wait, why is its fur so short.”

Then that “golden retriever’ turned around and faced her.

Facing her was a dog covered in black and white fur with a pair of blue eyes.

Tang Xiao with her dishevelled hair faced the plaything that had the opposite expression for a moment and both human and dog were stunned at each other.

The “golden retriever” acted like it’d seen a ghost and immediately jumped, like it’d been bounced off.

Tang Xiao: F***, why does this golden retriever look like this?! Don’t like to me, that’s clearly a husky!!

Xiao Lin had been frightened by the sounds from the bedroom and immediately put down the cooking pan and walked in.

“What happened?”

Tang Xiao’s face was terrified.

“This is the golden retriever you bought for me?”

The husky had the same terrified expression as it turned around to look at Xiao Lin.

Dumb husky: This is, the person you found to collect my p.o.o.p?

“Oh, and I thought it was some big thing. Chief Ning heard that you wanted a golden retriever so he took the initiative to send his recently bought dumb husky over. Just saying, you and that dumb husky are really matching~”

After she finished speaking, she rubbed the husky’s head.

“Right, Chief Ning was scared you’d be disappointed so he purposely dyed the back of its fur golden like a golden retriever. That way, when you feel lonely, you can look at the dumb husky’s face. When you’re disappointed, you can look at its back. It’s a win-win situation!”

Tang Xiao: F**, a r.e.t.a.r.d?

In the end, Tang Xiao accepted the dumb husky.

After all, it was still a dog so it wouldn’t be that much different.

But she didn’t think that this judgement would actually be a history that would be the reason for blood and tears!

Something for the books!  

“Did Chief Ning give her a name?” Tang Xiao reached over and rubbed the husky’s head and the dog didn’t dodge this time.

Xiao Lin shook her head.

“That’s good then, let’s call her Mu little Cheng~ Come, kissy kissy~”

Anything that was even remotely related to Mu Cheng made Tang Xiao so pumped up, it was like she was doped up on something.

Xiao Lin was already too weak to even roast her any more.

“Can you have some face? If your fans see this, you’ll lose them. “

“I don’t care~ Come, Mu little Cheng, let me rub your little hand.”

“Don’t blame me for saying so earlier, Chief Ning said that this dog was exactly like you.”

Tang Xiao didn’t care and continued to play with the husky.

“Just as pretty as me~ You’re blind, I’m clearly so much prettier.”

Xiao Lin revealed a knowing smile.

Very quickly however, Tang Xiao found out, what exactly type of existence the dumb husky was.

Tang Xiao played half an hour of games, ran out to put on a mask and then saw Mu little Cheng dragging a roll of toilet paper.

It dashed around madly, destroying the living room.

The dumb husky was stupidly happy, letting go as it ran around crazily.

Seeing the Tang Xiao in the doorway, it put down the toilet paper in its mouth and use its paw to push it away, as if it was burying it away under some dirt.

It pitifully called out at Tang Xiao, as pitiful as pitiful could be.

Tang Xiao was about to explode with anger.

The place that she lived in was one where a single floor only resided two families.

So her living room was extremely large, and a huge pain to clean up.

Right now, the thought of having dog meat hotpot was already emerging in her mind.

“I said, he was a lot of like you.” Xiao Lin looked at her helplessly.

The dumb husky barked like it agreed.

Tang Xiao narrowed her eyes, her face expressionless.

“Tell me, where is it like me?”

“Haven’t you noticed? Just then, he was exactly like you when he was trying to bury the evidence. When behind the backs of people, you’re incredibly reckless and arrogant. When in front of people, you’re incredibly cowardly.”

“Seeing as how you’re called Mu little Cheng, I won’t eat dog meat hotpot tonight.”

She accepted her fate as she began to clean up the living room.

Luckily, it’d only been half an hour so it was just toilet paper flung around all around the room.

Nothing had been broken.

Tang Xiao then spent the afternoon cleaning and teaching the dumb husky how to use the toilet.

Speaking of the toilet, the dumb husky had broadened her horizons again.

When it had just entered the toilet, it’d bark and bark every ten seconds.

Every time it barked, it went for as long as twenty seconds.

Tang Xiao felt like the whole building heard it announcing the time.

“Tell me. What kind of sickness does this dog have, that it feels the need to bark every ten seconds? Is it high or what?”

Tang Xiao couldn’t take it any more.

Xiao Lin had a face of “I just knew it.”

“Your family’s Mu little Cheng originally was raised at Chief Ning’s house and Chief Ning has a toilet that has sound-controlled lights. Every ten seconds, it closes. Apparently the cleaning aunty spent a month teaching the dumb husky to call out as it p.o.o.ped.”

Tang Xiao got to the point where she couldn’t even describe how her heart was feeling.

F*** your mom was already on strike and not willing.

Instead, ten thousand dumb huskies barked their way to the horizon.

*

TL note:

Tang Xiao is me. Pulls all nighters, messes with anons online, gets. .h.i.t by friends. I just need my Mu Cheng!!

Dumb husky: a lot shorter in Chinese “er (dumb) ha (ha-si-ky)” so “er ha” means dumb “hu”sky. It comes from how huskies look kinda dumb and cute so you can’t get mad at them because they’re just so dorky.

Leave a comment and for more dog p.o.o.p stories and a tired Tang Xiao xx

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