Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 6.2

Chapter 6.2 - Love rivals meet, prison date

Suddenly alert, he stood up and moved backwards slowly.

Su Muzhe didn’t give him the opportunity and in the same manner, dragged him out and beat him up.

His treatment was slightly better than Tang Xiao’s at least, because Su Muzhe didn’t sit on his head.

[Now] Tang poem: Hey, fellow angel~

[Now] Powerful hotpot: …..

They had been messing around for a bit before not long later, someone else entered the prison.

[Now] Ah, soft: Little Su, I’ve come to accompany you. Look at how well I treat you~ For the sake of accompanying you, I actually sent myself to prison.

How did that phrase go, when love rivals see each other, their eyes go red from jealousy.

Tang Xiao didn’t feel like her eyes were going red but when she saw Su Muzhe being bullied, she wanted to vent out her feelings.

So she straightforwardly vented out on Ah, soft.

With a few attacks, Ah, soft, fell to the ground, coincidentally, right at her feet.

So she copied Su Muzhe and used her b.u.t.t to sit on his head.

[Now] Ah, soft: Su, ah … how could you like this type of vulgar man.

Tang Xiao felt like this was the third time someone had put salt on Su Muzhe’s wounds.

After waiting for Ah, soft to get up, Su Muzhe - as expected, sent him back to the ground again.

[Now] Ah, soft: Hitting is kissing, scolding is love. When you love too deeply, you use your feet to kick. I can feel your love, little Su.

[Now] Su Muzhe: …...

[Now] Powerful hotpot: …..

[Now] Tang poem: …..

His brain’s --- probably broken.

Su Muzhe had already been angered to the point of not having a temper.

He ran to a corner and crouched down, not saying a word.

[Now] Powerful hotpot: Big brother, do you know why you can’t get Su Muzhe?

[Now] Ah, soft: No idea.

[Now] Powerful hotpot: It’s because of your name! It doesn’t work! How could you be called soft? Do you know what I mean? Soft!!! Ah!!! How could that work?!

Tang Xiao, at her computer, was about to burst into laughter.

In the beginning, she hadn’t realised, but on second glance …

[Now] Tang poem: Right, you should change your name to Ah, hard ….

After sending out that message, the crouching Su Muzhe burst into a flurry of violence.

Tang Xiao had originally thought he left but who knew that he was just silently lurking on screen.

But even dying couldn’t stop her grand project of disgusting people.

[Now] Tang poem: Or, how about you get called Ah, feels good. That works too. Look at how Su Muzhe’s already so moved that he’s. .h.i.tting me~

[Now] Ah, soft: Little Su … is that true? That isn’t too good, right? It’s too straightforward, too fast …

Right after, Su Muzhe made him fall to the ground.

[Now] Tang poem: See! Does she love you or not! Love or not!

The feeling of disgusting someone was too good.

Su Muzhe’s group attacks didn’t stop, so as long as one person amongst the two revived, they’d instantly be sent on the road to death.

The prison was incredibly bustling but the world outside was silent.

The group of youths and girls who were waiting for the next part of the drama, all stretched out their necks, not even completing missions or mobbing bosses.

But the finale didn’t come.

[World] Millions of lolis: F*ck! I just found out that the three of them are all sitting in prison.

[World] This emperor: When love rivals see each other, their eyes go red from jealousy. This is the prequel to a fight!

[World] July: Quick! Someone, send me to prison!

No one knew how it started but suddenly, the whole group were calling out to beg to be sent to prison.

There were too many people so Wind blows brought the rest of the j.a.panese Rose guild to start killing off Ranzhi Jiangshan.

[World] Parting song: Wait, first tell me, what’s the reason for this guild fight?

[World] Million of lolis: Stop wasting time, hurry up and kill people to get into the prison to watch drama! Don’t run! Those weak chickens on the side, they’re mine!

Loli purposely swapped her support nurse’s equipment and used a sword.

She dived straight into the crowd to start chopping but before she could reach her destination, she was already lying on the ground.

The two guilds started fighting indiscriminately.

[World] Wind blows pants: Not good, this is too thick, let’s strip naked!

[World] Millions of lolis: Okay!

The two guilds stripped down and started hand to hand combat.

When the support nurses stripped down, they were only left with a pink belly covering, so they shyly stood in the crowd.

July silently looked at her, quickly put back on her equipment and in a single attack, killed her.

[World] This emperor: My G.o.d, I just went to Ranzhi to take a peek and if I didn’t know better, I’d think they were doing some kinky fetish play. Their whole group stripped off their equipment and are only wearing their underwear to fight each other.

[World] Millions of lolis: F*ck, didn’t we agree on stripping down? Why did I strip and you didn’t? You’re too untrustworthy.

[World] July: I only wanted to teach you a lesson. Don’t easily believe people like me, people who are too pretty.

[World] Parting song: …..

The first one to enter prison was This emperor.

In the middle of night, he opened up his alt account and started chopping himself.

He chopped and chopped until he chopped his way in.

But what he was met with, was an empty prison.

The three people had gone offline ages ago.

This emperor looked at the empty prison and suddenly felt like he was incredibly dumb.

He spent so much time and energy, even missing out on his missions just to enter the prison.

Well, if he was miserable, then everyone else should join in.

[World] This emperor: F*ck! This prison’s so lively! Those who haven’t come in, hurry and get in! There’s even a threesome going on!

Using this voice to call out, people suddenly started streaming into the prison.

The prison quickly became the laggiest place on the server.

[World] Wind blows: d.a.m.n it, where’s the threesome? Hey, Ranzhi! Get away from me! I can’t even find my own people.

[World] Parting song: Where are you?

[World] Millions of lolis: F*ck, I can’t even find where I am. I’m lagging like crazy, lagging so bad that my screen’s turned into c.r.a.ppy pixels.

This emperor saw the screen crammed full of people and suddenly felt like he wasn’t the only dumb person here.

He wasn’t miserable any more!

He was happy!

He could finally go offline!

The rest of the crowd were still trying to find traces of the threesome in the whole mess.

--- As long as the whole crowd was lying down, then you could be found easily if you were standing!

No one knew who started it but suddenly, everyone started to use earth shattering spells.

In the game’s history, the most crammed and populated gang fight started out.

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TL note:

The term that ‘This emperor’ is looking for is schadenfreude.

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