Jokes Book Collection Part Viii Part 1

You’re reading novel Jokes Book Collection Part Viii Part 1 online at LightNovelFree.com. Please use the follow button to get notification about the latest chapter next time when you visit LightNovelFree.com. Use F11 button to read novel in full-screen(PC only). Drop by anytime you want to read free – fast – latest novel. It’s great if you could leave a comment, share your opinion about the new chapters, new novel with others on the internet. We’ll do our best to bring you the finest, latest novel everyday. Enjoy!

PART VIII.

TEACHER: Why are you late?

Johnny: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher : "h.e.l.lo boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."

Johnny: One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpastes and put back it into the tube again."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: George can you count up to 5?

Johnny:counts up to 5 slowly using his Fingers.

TEACHER: Good, now can you count any higher?

Johnny:climbs up on his chair and counts five again using his fingers.

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Johnny:"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong Johnny:Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

Johnny:"HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

Johnny:Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Johnny go to the map and find North America.

Johnny: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, cla.s.s, who discovered America?

CLa.s.s: Johnny!

TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Johnny: Me!

TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?

Johnny: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Johnny: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Johnny:Your name on this card(report card).

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Johnny: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Johnny: Don't bite any.

TEACHER:Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Johnny: I is...

TEACHER: No, Johnny. Always say, "I am."

Johnny:All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?

Johnny: You said it was my lunch money.

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Johnny: Big hands!

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

Johnny: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father : No. Why do you ask that?

Johnny:Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Johnny:Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Ed: What time is it when Dracula goes to the dentist?

Johnny: I don't know.

Ed: Tooth hurty(2:30) Ed: My uncle and I went on a safari to Africa last year.

Johnny:Oh, yeah? How did it go?

Ed: We spotted a leopard.

John: Don't be silly. They're born that way!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Johnny:Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Johnny:That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Johnny:A cow and a bull are grazing in the field Teacher : How ?

Student : Ladies first.

TEACHER: Why are you late?

Johnny: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher : "h.e.l.lo boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."

Johnny: One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpastes and put back it into the tube again."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables!

Jokes Book Collection Part Viii Part 1

You're reading novel Jokes Book Collection Part Viii Part 1 online at LightNovelFree.com. You can use the follow function to bookmark your favorite novel ( Only for registered users ). If you find any errors ( broken links, can't load photos, etc.. ), Please let us know so we can fix it as soon as possible. And when you start a conversation or debate about a certain topic with other people, please do not offend them just because you don't like their opinions.


Jokes Book Collection Part Viii Part 1 summary

You're reading Jokes Book Collection Part Viii Part 1. This novel has been translated by Updating. Author: Various already has 742 views.

It's great if you read and follow any novel on our website. We promise you that we'll bring you the latest, hottest novel everyday and FREE.

LightNovelFree.com is a most smartest website for reading novel online, it can automatic resize images to fit your pc screen, even on your mobile. Experience now by using your smartphone and access to LightNovelFree.com

RECENTLY UPDATED NOVEL