Saimin Regulation Chapter 70

Next Episode 70: Touhou Sunou Home Visit-Arc

No Ero.

Greeting a slightly late morning in the apartment, I stood up and headed towards the fridge.
Opening the fridge's cover, I strained my eyes for a while.

“……where?”

It's no where.

“Ko—-“
“Yes!”

Kokoro, who was reading a book in the living room, responded to my call.
So close.
After grabbing Kokoro's shoulder and setting some distance between us, I pointed to the fridge.

“Where'd that thing from yesterday go?”
“That……ah, this is about the short cake that was purchased yesterday, yes? I believe that it is still inside the refrigerator.”
“Like I said, it's not there.”
“Please wait for a moment.”

In my stead, Kokoro placed her hands inside of the fridge as her brow formed into a ハ-shape.

“That's strange, my portion is still there.”
“Yeah, that's your portion.”

What was in Kokoro's hand was a Mont Blanc cake. Not mine.
Thinking normally, there's no way it could have disappeared somewhere, or that I had eaten it and simply forgot the fact that I did.
In other words, the other possibility is-

“Come to think of it, Sunou came yesterday, huh?”
“Yes, she was robbed of her clothes by Master and made to walk on all fours naked until the time that she had to return home. I'm worried about whether or not she may have caught a cold.”
“Is there any possibility that she ate it?”
“Eh, but I properly purchased a portion for Sunou-chan as well……”
“That's right……if she has her own portion, then……f.u.c.ker!”
“Kyah, Master!”

That's right. There's no reason why she had to eat only her portion.
Since it's that girl, she probably ate my portion together with her own. What a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. Who does she think I am?
Gradually I became convinced.
Sunou was the culprit.

“That girl, making a fool out of me……”
“Master, how about splitting halves with me?”
“Yeah, I guess I'll do that.”

I couldn't contain my anger when I had Kokoro split her portion with me.
It's not that I'm greedy. It's just that, in the face of having my stuff stolen, suitable retaliation is necessary.
Once such had been decided, Kokoro prepared but a single fork, placing it in her own mouth with a cheerful face.

“Wi'h ‘his, ich ‘ould ‘e ‘alf.” (With this, it should be half)
“That's right, half.”

Kokoro opened her mouth, rolling around a shard of the cake that had still retained its shape with her tongue.
After grabbing the back of Kokoro's head so as to not let her escape, I inserted my own tongue into Kokoro's mouth as though trying to crush that cake.

“Nnbgh, smooch bgffh!!”

While throwing all of my irritations into Kokoro's mouth, I racked my brains to figure out how I should take my revenge.

I wonder how many times I've been to Sunou's house?
I was standing in front of the place Sunou was living in, Sunou's uncle and aunt's house. I have already pressed the b.u.t.ton for the intercom.

“Welcome.”

The one who came out was the aunt. Her name is Setsuna. She was a person with a gentle demanour, whose smile had p.r.o.nounced middle-aged wrinkles. The uncle who currently wasn't here, Kazuyuki-san, was also similar.
They gave off the precise impression of kind people. I wouldn't believe them if it was only an impression, though.

“h.e.l.lo, I'll be intruding.”
“Yes, please come in.”

Without speaking about any important matters, I simply acted as I wanted.
The aunt and uncle here had already been trained with the Hypnotic Test to deal with all of the troublesome things. Other than that, I've made it so they don't go against my orders, and that they are tailored to become convenient people for the time being.
Upon entering the living room, I arrogantly planted my waist on the chair without giving any prior notice.

“Setsunsan, is Sunou in?”
“No, but I believe she will be coming back home soon.”

Setsunsan quietly spoke with a calm manner of speech. As a relative of Sunou, this aunt was porbably also a beauty when she was young. She's beyond my striking range, though.

“What do you mean by she's coming home soon?”
“Indeed, Sunou is bringing her friends to this house. Since it's the first time, I'm also a little bit excited.”

Although she was being reserved, Setsunsan seemed really happy.
I see, so Sunou's friends are coming, huh? Then she should share the weight of her sins with her friends.
I guess for now I should hatch up a plot.

“I am truly glad.”
“Is that so?”
“It's because we didn't know how best to attend to Sunou, who was grieving after her big brother pa.s.sed away. Thinking about it now, the fact that she relied on Kokoro-san may have also been due to the fact that I treated Sunou very cautiously like she was a tumour.”

While fiddling with the cell phone in my hand, I checked the time.
I wonder how much longer it'll be untiil she gets home?
Either way, it'd also be fun to rape Sunou's friends in front of her eyes. Seeing that girl being vexed would also be good.

“But I believe it was at about the start of summer? Sunou-chan took the opportunity to bring up the subject to me during dinner. It was about you.”
“Heeh.”

It was said that Sunou was like a tumour, but no matter how you look at it, that girl is a tumour.
She suddenly converted into a goth kid and didn't properly go to school. If this girl isn't a tumour, then everyone in the entire world is a baby with beautiful skin.

“Today she's bringing her friends here. That's why I'm happy.”
“There's no need to think like that.”
“Pardon?”
“You thinking such is what that girl hates the most. It's not such an unusual thing. The fact that you think that is the same as saying Sunou is a person who doesn't have friends.”
“……that's right. I really haven't grown at all.”

Setsunsan's concealed her happy face and hung her head.
It's difficult to determine what to say. This person purely accepts my words without being emotional or logical about it.

“My apologies. I didn't mean anything strange by saying it. Please raise your face.”
“Thank you very much, just having you say that makes me a little……”
“Even Sunou understands that you think of her very dearly.”
“……thank you very much.”

A slight smile had returned to Setsunsan's face. She really is difficult.
Generally, doing this is the role of parents. Sunou is a rather heavy burden to the uncle and aunt, who aren't directly related people to her.
However, it was thanks to these people that she somehow hadn't strayed from the right path.

“Ah, come to think of it, I heard it from Kazuyos.h.i.+, but Sunou's mother may be coming home.”
“……heeh.”

That's an interesting story.
Both of Sunou's parents were working people, and I've heard that they are people who treats their purpose of living as more important than their families.

“However, whether or not she will drop by here-“
“If she comes, then please contact me.”

I'm somewhat curious.
That girl's mother. I ended up becoming anticpated about what sort of rare beast she is.
Perhaps having thought of something, Setsunsan grabbed my hand with both of hers.

“……indeed! Of course……ah, she's returned.”

The intercom rang a little while after Setsunsan turned towards the entrance.
Kokoro is also like that, but I ended up suspecting that this family has some sort of special skill that I don't know about.

“I'm baack.”
“Welcome home, Sunou-chan.”
“Ah!? Why is the Dem—–“
“[The Rule is Easy].”

I immediately had Sunou, who was at the head of these special ability-holders, fall into a hypnotic trance.
At the same time, I played the Hypnotic Test tone, placing everyone in the house into a hypnotic state.
It's not like I came here to talk to Sunou. Rather, there's no worth in talking this time.

“Now then……everyone, please come inside and sit down.”

When I instructed so to everyone, the guys in a hypnotic trance slowly walked like ghosts.
Setsunsan, Sunou, and the other three girls gathered in the living room.
What were their names again?

“Please tell me your names.”
“……Sunou.”
“I am……Setsuna.”

These two are fine. I remember them.

“Reika……”
“Nao……”
“Chi……haya.”
“Aah, that's what they were.”

Reika was the self-important girl, Nao was the timid girl, and Chihaya was the lively girl. I have memories of f.u.c.king Nao twice, don't I?
The trio also had dazed eyes in their hypnotic trance, giving a s.e.xy feeling unsuited for their age.

“Well then, everyone. Please listen closely.”
“……nnh.”

For the time being, I will proceed with the plan that I've thought up.
While stroking Nao's b.r.e.a.s.t.s from over her clothes, I began to tell them about what would happen from here on.
This time I had no intention of talking to Sunou. I was furious.

Upon releasing everyone from their hypnotic trance, the girls in this room woke up without holding any doubts as though their stopped time had started to move.

“……huh?”

While still dazed, Sunou gazed at her surroundings. She was a person who was bad at waking up.

“Sunou-chan, I'll be in the living room, so please call me if you need anything, ok?”
“Ah……yup, I got it. Thanks, Aunt Setsuna.”
“I'll be intruding, ma'am.”
“Fufu, I don't mind if you call me aunt.”

Sunou and the girls, while still not holding any doubts, placed the living room behind them.
I haven't messed around with Setsunsan much, other than placing a suggestion so that she wouldn't interfere for the time being. Well, if something happens, then all I have to do is follow up afterwards.

Making it so that I followed behind the four, I comfortably walked around the house.
Come to think of it, this might be the first time I'm going to Sunou's room.
This house is in the considerably wealthy cla.s.s. It's about twice the size of the house I used to be in. The rooms would probably also be incredibly wide.

“Come in.”
“Alright, I'm comin' in!!”
“Thanks, Sunou-chan.”

Sunou and the girls shuffled into the room. It's unruly, but it seems like it'd smell good.
I also tardily intruded.

“Uwoh!!”
“Uwaaah, amazing……!”

Since Sunou closed the door the instant after her three friends entered, my body was almost sandwiched.
Is this girl really not able to see me?
Anyway, I won't forgive her for trying to injure me.

“This, Sunou! Look!”
“That, you see, is konnyaku-“

However, such a thought was also hushed just for a short moment.
For I felt a certain kind of emotion upon gazing inside of Sunou's room.
From an image perspective, I predicted that it would be a mysterious s.p.a.ce, and so I couldn't hide my surprise.

“S-Somehow it's kind of like a library, isn't it……?”
“Certainly, it bears similarities to the study in my house.”

Large shelves were lined up in three rows, and crowding those shelves were a countless number of board games. It could be said to be a board game library.
On this side, there was a large game s.p.a.ce that didn't seem to be narrow even if all five of us were there, and it was even equipped with a TV and refrigerator. The sofa possessed an amazing quality that made it seem as though it might fit in the room of a company president.

“I thought that she had brought many games from her house, but to think her home base had this much……”

While feeling a sentiment that had surpa.s.sed jealousy, I continued to look around.

“Amazin'! What's with this sofa, so soft!?”
“S-Sunou-chan's room is really amazing, isn't it? I wonder what this is?”
“Truly a masterpiece.”

It was such a mania spot, to the extent that, normally, it wouldn't be strange for one to become utterly speechless.
In that sense, I think Sunou has good friends who don't possess such a narrow view. They're beauties, as well.
Since I can also violate such girls, it was a mutually beneficial relations.h.i.+p.

“Everyone, is there anything that you want to do?”
“By that, are you saying that it's fine for us to pick out anything from this vortex?”
“Then, the first one will be entrusted to me.”

Sunou departed on an adventure into the shelves. With a cheerful face, she was probably happy that she could play together with her friends.
I also followed closely behind that back.

“Nnkay……hyah……?”

While Sunou was being picky with her selection, I also looked around while touching her b.u.t.t.

“Nn? Pyah……!!”

Sunou restlessly looked around trying to search for the source of her incongruence, but naturally she couldn't find it.
Of course, I will choose the game.
Since it'll be bad if Sunou poorly chose a geeky one and lost her friends.

“Oh……this is-“

Picking up a board game, I raised the corner of my mouth in the face of the idea that floated into my head.

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