Spare Me, Great Lord! Chapter 228

Chapter 228: 228?Come, let’s harm each other (Part two)

The tour guide laughed along the way, “We’re about to arrive at k.u.mb.u.m monastery, which is located on lotus hill in the Southwestern part of Rusal town in Yuzhong country of Qinghai province. It is one of the six monasteries of the Gelu sect of Tibetan Buddhism in China. It is not merely a temple, as k.u.mb.u.m monastery is also the highest Buddhist inst.i.tute in Qingzhou.”

Lu Shu pondered for a moment. He suddenly thought of a question when he heard this. Were there pract.i.tioners at k.u.mb.u.m monastery?!

In truth, he had never seen great religious pract.i.tioners and he wondered if he would chance upon one here.

Just then, a momentary disturbance erupted from one of the front rows. Lu Shu turned his gaze over only to see Yuan Liangtuo standing up in the middle of the aisle scratching his back profusely as if it was extremely itchy.

He was scratching as he removed his s.h.i.+rt. Lu Xiaoyu looked at Lu Shu with suspicion, “Did you do it?”

Lu Shu, seeing as the distress points from Yuan Liangtuo were increasing, understood the situation. He whispered, “It’s that uncle beside him.”

“Nothing to do with you?” Lu Xiaoyu was rather suspicious. Everytime something abnormal occurred, there was a 90% chance that it would be related to Lu Shu.

Lu Shu laughed and replied, “I’ll tell you at night when we get back.”

Li Dian, who was next to Yuan Liangtuo, smiled and asked, “Brother, what’s with you? Did the poor quality of the clothes cause you to be sensitive? But you have to concede to it since you already bought it.”

Lu Shu would have understood Li Dian’s hint if he was next to him. But Yuan Liangtuo had a look of confusion, thinking what in the world this man was saying. Are you done with saying so much random stuff just because you have nothing to do?

In the end, the tour guide walked to Yuan Liangtuo’s side. Yuan Liangtuo stopped immediately and looked surprised, “It was suddenly very itchy just now, but it’s alright now?!”

The tour guide, “???”

Are you kidding me?!

The first thing everyone did upon alighting was not to charge into the k.u.mb.u.m monastery, but… to go to the toilet…

Lu Shu walked behind the crowd and the tour guide informed everyone to gather once they were done with the toilet.

He suddenly noticed that Li Dian was humming a tune in front of him as if he was in a good mood. Lu Shu was rather annoyed seeing that he was so happy. If Yuan Liangtuo swapped positions with him previously, then wouldn’t he have fallen for Li Dian’s trick?!

So you think it’s fair that you can sell knockoff and fake goods?! Lu Shu felt that before the dawn of the magical era, there was an eighty percent chance that this guy was a scammer!

Li Dian just gave Yuan Liangtuo a small punishment and he felt right. He then pushed open the door of a stall and went in to take a dump.

Lu Shu gazed at Yuan Liangtuo behind him, who also entered a stall to take a dump. Then, Yuan Liangtuo’s voice could be heard as he made a call, “Hey, Mom. We’ve reached k.u.mb.u.m monastery. Alright, don’t worry… Alright, I’m hanging up.”

At this moment, Li Dian was squatting at the stall next to Yuan Liangtuo and he heard his voice. He suddenly became wary. This kid came into the stall next to him on purpose, could it be that he’s trying to get revenge on him?

Wasn’t it just a gourd, why are you so bent on this issue?

Just as he was fully cautious and prepared…

Ka!

Li Dian’s face turned towards the part.i.tion where Yuan Liangtuo was located instantly. At that moment, he was in so much pain that he held his feces back…

“From Li Dian’s distress, +666!”

Li Dian was filled with rage momentarily. It seems like you’re really bent on going against me… If I don’t show you what I’m capable of doing today, I would have wasted all my years of experience in this world.

Li Dian withstood the pain and twisted his head back to prepare to put on his pants…

Ka!

d.a.m.n you…

“From Li Dian’s distress, +777!”

Ka!

“From Li Dian’s distress, +888!”

d.a.m.n! Li Dian almost collapsed! He wanted to go out and fight Yuan Liangtuo without even putting his pants on!

Ka!

“From Li Dian’s distress, +999!”

Ahah…

The magical energy consumed by the head-twisting gourd was relative to how far a person was. The nearer the target was, or if he was a normal person, the less magical energy required.

But Li Dian himself was a cla.s.s E pract.i.tioner. The other guy actually twisted his head a few times?

d.a.m.n… it was even uncountable. His head was rather dizzy…

Back when Li Dian used the head-twisting gourd on his own, he would rest after a single use. Now, even though he had broken through to cla.s.s E, he estimated that he couldn’t use it without limit. He could probably use it at most three to four times before using up all of his energy.

In truth, he was very clear that since the other party could successfully make his head twist, his abilities would be quite significantly higher than his. But this didn’t mean much. Li Dian had experience in the world for so many years and didn’t think that the other party could handle him just because he had greater ability.

But he was rather curious. Previously, the needle on his compa.s.s didn’t move very quickly…

Now, his head was being twisted so much that he was losing his focus. d.a.m.n it.

If his revenge was not executed, where in this world would his dignity be in the future?

And Lu Shu was really enjoying himself this time. He was delighted at the ‘ka’ sounds outside the toilet. And he also realized, upon experimenting, that as long as this gourd was on his body, he could use it without having to hold it in his hand.

And he even tried it, but saying the names silently in his head was useless. This gave Lu Shu some slight disappointment.

However, the biggest takeaway was not the findings related to the gourd but the distress points…

Ever since the lighting of the sixth star, Lu Shu didn’t gain much distress points. He never had a good chance.

But with this holiday, he gained new targets.

No wonder the old man would say that countless reading and thousands of miles of journeys would be beneficial to life…

Indeed, there were benefits. Li Xianyi didn’t lie to him!

Yuan Liangtuo came out of his toilet stall and met face to face with Li Dian, who also came out from his stall. Li Dian wanted to flare up initially, but thinking that he did not understand the abilities of the other party, he felt that he could tolerate this small embarra.s.sment and find a better opportunity to strike!

Yuan Liangtuo was preparing to leave when Li Dian said righteously, “I was wrong!”

“From Yuan Liangtuo’s distress, +133!”

Yuan Liangtuo was stunned, “In what way are you wrong?”

This time, it was Li Dian’s turn to be stunned. I’ve already apologized to you and you’re still unhappy? Do I have to explain to you where I’m wrong?

Li Dian’s face turned black, “You better not go too far with your bullying!”

Yuan Liangtuo, “???”

What do you mean to go too far with my bullying!? What did I say?

“From Yuan Liangtuo’s distress, +399!”

What’s going on? Yuan Liangtuo really did not understand what’s wrong with this guy. He was yapping along throughout the entire journey. Now he even had to confront his weird nonsense?

“You’re crazy!” Yuan Liangtuo turned his head and left before realizing that this soon-to-be 40-year-old man was following beside him while staring intently at him!