Stop Bothering Me, Emperor Chapter 57 - Fall In Love

Chapter 57 - Fall In Love

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You died, so I didn’t intend to continue living… How could I slit my throat just because of like…

Yu Tang stared at Song Xiao blankly. These two sentences echoed in his head repeatedly. Joined together, the meaning was, “I stopped just liking you long ago. I love you, to the point that I won’t live alone after you’ve died.”

How could that be? How was that possible?

Not daring to believe it, Yu Tang pulled Song Xiao over. Gripping his shoulders, he said hoa.r.s.ely, “Junzhu, say it one more time.”

Song Xiao pursed his lips, then lowered his head and said peevishly, “I’ll only say it once. If you didn’t hear it, then forget it.”

The room sank into silent calm for a good long while. Yu Tang held Song Xiao tightly in his embrace, as if he wanted to squeeze him into his body. All of this was too sudden. He had originally thought that he would have to work hard for a very long time before he could obtain this deep love; he never imagined that he had already obtained it a very, very long time ago.

“Alright, you’ll only say it once, so I’ll believe it this once. If you want to take it back later and say something else, I won’t believe you.” Yu Tang was like a child who had gotten candy, and he rocked from side to side as he held Song Xiao. “Junzhu, Junzhu…”

Held in Yu Tang’s embrace and hearing his name called over and over again in his ear, Song Xiao felt his heart ache. This poor fellow actually always thought that Song Xiao didn’t love him? Why was it that when it came to matters between them, this wise and farsighted Emperor Jingyuan became silly beyond recognition?

Slowly pus.h.i.+ng away the emperor who was still floating on air, Song Xiao sighed and gently pressed a kiss to Yu Tang’s forehead. “Previously, we were separated by the etiquette between an emperor and his subject, and the country stood between us. We often forgot that we were husband and wife, as well as a monarch and his subject.”

Yu Tang lifted his gaze. His empress was explaining to him that the many years of estrangement in his actions and politeness in his words in the past weren’t because he didn’t like him, but because of their environment. A paper window was suddenly pierced, and everything instantly became clear. After His Majesty the emperor understood, he finally realized that he had received a love kiss from his wife. His head immediately began to emit pink bubbles.

Song Xiao looked at the emperor, who had turned dim-witted, and his eyes couldn’t help curving up. If he had known sooner that these words would make him this happy, he wouldn’t have been so reserved for so many years. Thinking this, Song Xiao’s eyes couldn’t help darkening. If it wasn’t because of this d.a.m.ned reservedness, Yu Jintang perhaps wouldn’t have died so early in their last life.

The Xiongnu had long lost the ability to seize their country, but Yu Jintang had insisted on personally leading his troops into battle, because he had gotten upset with Song Xiao.

They had clashed again that day because of bed matters between them.

“I don’t want…” Clothes disheveled, the empress pushed away the emperor and withdrew into one corner of the bed.

A deeply intense Yu Jintang had tried to coax him over, but it was futile no matter how hard he tried. He couldn’t help becoming angry. “For you, zhen hasn’t taken in a single concubine. Yet, you still aren’t willing to properly attend zhen in bed – do you think zhen is a saint?”

Song Xiao had also gotten angry. This person only cared about his own happiness, and never cared about Song Xiao’s life or death. “Who said you can’t take in concubines? Even if Your Majesty wishes for three thousand beauties, this servant won’t say ‘no’!”

Yu Jintang’s eyes turned scarlet and he clenched his fists until they cracked. He had forcefully married Song Xiao into the palace, took him into account when he did anything, and gave all that he had to pamper him. He had originally thought that even a rock would inevitably warm up when held, but he had never expected this person to be a bamboo stick that wouldn’t warm up when held; instead, it only buried itself deep in his flesh and couldn’t be plucked out, hurting him terribly.

Afraid that he would do something he would regret if he stayed, Yu Jintang got off the bed, draped the dragon robe over his shoulders, and left Fengyi Palace in the middle of the cold night. The next day, he announced to the court that he wanted to personally lead his troops into battle at Mobei.

“Then why aren’t you willing to attend zhen in bed?” Yu Tang was very suspicious. Since they were a harmonious couple, why didn’t Song Xiao want to be touched? Yu Tang didn’t marry to have his wife displayed on a table, but to be affectionate with him in bed.

“Because… wu…” A scorching kiss landed in the hollow of his neck, and Song Xiao groaned. The mood was just right, and Song Xiao couldn’t help trembling as he reflexively pushed Yu Tang away.

Yu Tang was pushed back, both hands braced behind him as he frowned at Song Xiao. Now that he knew Song Xiao’s feelings, his heart didn’t ache like before, but Yu Tang was still a little hurt. Moving closer, he pressed Song Xiao down and pinched his jaw. This time, he had to get an answer. “Why?”

Since it’s not dislike, why do you push me away?

“Because&#k2026;” Song Xiao flattened his lips. It was really difficult for him to say it, but if he continued to keep his mouth shut, the two of them would return to their previous state. Furthermore, a lifetime had pa.s.sed, and this problem had to be resolved. He could only brace himself and go for broke. “Because, it’s too painful&#k2026;”

“Painful?” Yu Tang’s eyes widened. He had thought that Song Xiao felt humiliated because he had to lie under him like a woman; he had no idea that it was because of this. “Why didn’t you say anything before?”

Because Song Xiao was thin-skinned, he didn’t allow Yu Tang to light the candles when they were being intimate. They always did it in the pitch dark, and Yu Tang had never seen the expression of the person below him. Moreover, Song Xiao rarely made any sounds, and only trembled sometimes.

“The palace maid adviser said… It’s supposed to be painful. I thought that it would pa.s.s as long as I endured it, but… but you always, always take a long time… I… I can’t bear it.” Song Xiao felt embarra.s.sed when he said this. He tilted his head and buried his face in the quilt, red from his neck all the way to his toes.

This time, Yu Tang was completely dumbfounded. Propped up over Song Xiao’s body for a long time, he finally returned to his senses. He thought that it was funny yet distressing. Softly kissing the corner of Song Xiao’s mouth, he sighed. “Fool, you should tell me if it hurts. Or else, I would even think that you… ai…”

Sitting up, Yu Tang kneaded his temples. He currently didn’t know if he should laugh or cry. Turning over, he rummaged through the bedside cabinet and took out a delicate bottle wrapped in soft plastic, then leaned over Song Xiao’s body once more. “Before, I was the one who was wrong. I only cared for my comfort, but I didn’t know that you…”

Song Xiao couldn’t bear to hear such blunt words, and tried to push him away.

“Look, what’s this?” Yu Tang stuffed the small bottle into Song Xiao’s hands. Modern society had everything. For him, a youthful body which housed the soul of a thirty-year-old man, he naturally couldn’t accept an abstinent life, so he had long found some adult films to watch, and had truly learned a lot.

Song Xiao looked at the bottle. Everything was in English, but even if he couldn’t read it, he could more or less guess what it was for; it was the very lubricant that they had used before.

“Let’s try it one more time, okay? I’ll do it slowly. If it hurts, just tell me.” Yu Tang held Song Xiao and gently coaxed him. “This sort of thing is not about one side suffering while the other enjoys it. Both of us ought to be happy. If we’re to be together for a lifetime, you can’t always have me drink soup without eating meat, right?”

During the winter vacation, Song Xiao had been secretly dragged over to watch two adult films. He had also slowly realized that maybe, what the palace maid had said was wrong.

Looking at Yu Tang’s eyes filled with tenderness, the corner of Song Xiao’s lips quirked up, and he nodded imperceptibly.

Yu Tang quietly cheered, and promptly kissed Song Xiao’s lips.

The next day, Yu Tang woke up, sated. In his embrace was the delicate empress, who was so handsome and cute however Yu Tang looked at him. His head couldn’t help emitting bubbles again.

Little Theater

‘Why Did The Eternal Emperor Die’

Historians: Emperor Jingyuan died after personally leading his troops into battle

Unofficial History: Emperor Jingyuan died at the hands of rebels and traitors

Common people: Emperor Jingyuan died because of official doc.u.ments

Little Bird: So what is the truth in history?

Didi: (￢_￢) Due to disharmony in bed

Baobao Notes

I didn’t know there was nsfw till I was translating the chapter and felt that it was a little short HAHAHA I had a mini freakout cuz I thought this novel didn’t have nsfw