What Came to Mind During My Third Time in Another World Was to for Now, Get Naked. Chapter 85

取り敢えず建国した俺は暇を潰すため敢えて泥を被る事にした。

“Hiya-”

『GYUGYUN！！』

“Yaa–”

『GYAOON！！』

「Killing Move！　『Gigantic……』」

『GUEEE!!』『GYOOEEE!!』

I blow away 2 enemies with my 《Zweihander》 skill that I randomly named.
And by the this isn’t some hodge podge skill.

“Fuu… Uhmm… Including that kill, makes it  1432G. Just a bit more”

Around me is a mountain of corpse.
I left the items and ingredients around since it’ll just be clutter.
My goal is just money.

「Oh. How convenient, 5 of them are there」

I rush over there with my dash.
Maybe I should use some skills some time….
Though the enemies here won’t rack up that much points.

“Here I go. 《Stripe Thrust》！！”

I use my left hand to conserve power.
The flock of monster try to run after sensing my bloodl.u.s.t.
How weird.
I guess there are smart monster that notice my level even though it’s 『hidden』.
Is it some kind of aura that they’re sensing.

After storing enough power, I unleash the thrust.
I vigorously leap forward and thrust.

『GYAON！！』『GUEEEE！！』『GIGIIII！！』『GOEEE！！』『GYAGYAAN！！』

I pierce through the group of monster.
I look back and see the 5 monster all split into 3 pieces.
It really deserve the name stripe.
This 《Greatsword Skill》 might be useful against a group of enemy, probably.

“Who’s next! I don’t have all day you know. Let’s do our best and earn! I’m a war maiden”

I then set my focus on the different group of monster that I see from afar and start das.h.i.+ng again.

『Etherclan: West Gate』

“Hii fuu hiii… us.h.i.+. All in all it’s 2245G. Dang, did I earn or not. I’m such a genius.”

There’s still time until my turn so for the mean time I proceed to take a bath.

“Come to think of it, are Deborg and Lumeria doing fine… Are they even sober yet…”

I don’t when their turn will come up but if they get a good rank they I’ll take what they owe me.
I did say that『sake’s on me』 but those idiots drank too much…

“Normally people wouldn’t fondle someone’s breast or plant their face into them… But those two did it like it was normal… *butsubutsubutsu” (TL: *butsu~ is the sfx of someone muttering)

That’s it. It’s that thing. That supply and demand thing.
Even if I didn’t b.u.t.t in Deborg and Lumeria would solve everything by themselves.
Why do I have to bother with everything…

“AAAAAHH!! KAZUTO-SAMAAAAAAAA!!”

I think I hear a dog’s bark from afar.
Nope, I guess it’s Airi.

“Ooh, How was it? Did you win?”

The crying Airi come towards me with open arms and runny nose.
I dodge it with light footwork.

“HEGU!!”

Airi then faceplants to the ground.
Protect yourself from that fall…

“Wh…why did you dodge it… Jeez, now I’m covered with mud, Kazuto-samaaa”

“Just because. It seems like it’ll soil me”

Especially that snot.

“U-uuu… How mean… Even though I won the match… *Gusun”(SFX: sniff)

“Hee, so you did win? That’s great”

“It’s not great at all. I ruined the mood of the toast… *Gususun”

Airi then start to sulk and write “の” on the ground. [1]
Why don’t you remove that mud in your face first.
It looks like those face-wash mud pack.

“Now-now… I was just about to head to the ca――”

“IS IT CAKE!?”

“・・・”

“『I’ll treat you cake』! Didn’t you say so!?”

“Ah… No”

Well… I was about to say get a drink in the cafeteria and go to the shower afterwards but…

“I’d love to…! To think that Kazuto-sama wants to celebrate my victory that badly…!”

“Uhmm…”

“Let’s GO! Cakes don’t wait! The Mont Blanc Pudding ingredients runs out!”

Wait.
It won’t run out.

And yet Airi keeps pulling my arm.

…. Yup… It’s mud…

“I get it, I get it… But for now is a shower. Do you intend to eat Mont blanc with that face…”

It’s not working, she’s not listening at all.
Either way they won’t let Airi enter looking like this…
I guess I’ll lead her towards the shower room. With a candy.

… What a dog.

『Arena: Waiting room: shower』

“Mont Blanc♪　Mont Blanc♪　MONT BLANC～♪”

I can hear Airi’s voice from beyond the curtain.

“I need to properly wash the mud off. Aahh, so dirty, it even got into my hair… I need to wash this too…”

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This probably got to me when Airi was tugging on me.
I need to wash my hair 3 times to get this mud off, what a pain…
I guess I’ll have Airi treat me Mont Blanc later.

“Kazuto-samaa? Shall I wash your back?”

“I won’t tell you”

“Muu. Is that so”

I then pour shampoo on my hand and start was.h.i.+ng my hair.

“Oh, this shampoo smells good. As expected of《Etherclan’s》 public facilities”

“Kazuto-samaa? The bubbles of my shampoo is filthy… Are they expired…”

Shampoo doesn’t expire…

“That’s probably the conditioner. Look at the label”

I capriciously I rinse my hair.
It’ll take time since it’s long.

“AAH! It is the conditioner! This really is a conditioner! The culprit is this conditioner!! Where’s the shampoo!”

“Dunno”

“Could you please lend me yours, Kazuto-sama――”

And then I saw it.

Airi drops the soap on the ground and it slid towards my foot, like .

And then――

――Airi dives as I bend over to get the soap while shampooing.

Hue hue