Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 1.2

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Chapter 1.2 - Failed to propose and instead got beaten up

Demon characters have always had a bad reputation and Tang Xiao wanted to use it to its max potential.



Can’t defeat you? No problem, I’ll just gross you to death.

She’ll rub you a bit here, touch you there, sneak attack your support, freeze your summoners.

Tang Xiao used all of her money on the demon character’s controlling skill, after all, there were only so many skills to use so she might as well use them to annoy other people.

Inside the crowd, there was a purple sound effect that flew around rapid fast, and wherever it went, there were definitely people who got hit.

Ranzhi Jiangshan’s large amount of supports are well known whilst Ferocious Tiger was well known for its demon type characters.

In a guild fight, both would sustain a large amount of injuries.

In the guild channel, some people were hiding and speaking.

[Guild] July: Little Tang poem, if you can’t marry Su Muzhe, why don’t you consider getting with Parting song that jerk?

[Guild] Tang poem: Babe, no way! I’m not gay, I only flirt with girls, no guys.

This side was still was still persuading her but on the other side, the second wave were already fighting.

More and more of Ranzhi Jiangshan’s people were coming in and they were beginning to take down the guild’s building.

No matter where Tang Xiao hid, the other part would find her immediately.

Ferocious Tiger’s people couldn’t keep up so they started to go offline and offered their well wishes.

[Guild] July: I’ve got to study tomorrow and it’s already late so I’ll leave first.

[Guild] Tang poem: It’s only 7pm …

[System] Your good friend, July, has already gone offline.

[Guild] Wind blows pants: Aiyo, my son’s woken up. I’ll go coax him for a bit.

[Guild] Tang poem: When did you have a kid! You don’t even have a girlfriend!

[System] Your good friend, Wind blows pants, hair also flies up has gone offline.

Everyone in the guild started going offline and in a quick moment, there was only a solitary figure crouching down in purple.

[Now] Parting song: Do you still want to fight?

[Now] Tang poem: If I say I don’t want to fight, will you let me go? /(ToT)/~~

[Now] Parting song: Yes

Before Tang Xiao had reacted, the whole crowd roared as they charged towards her and even her computer lagged for a few seconds.

[System] You have been killed by Ranzhi Jiangshan’s Parting song.

Tang Xiao was about to cry as she  looked at her character that was lying still.

Why did she feel like she had gone back to when she had just started playing?

Even though she had died, there were still people from Ranzhi Jiangshan stomping on her corpse.

[Now] Tang poem: You said you’d let me go! You’re a guild master, how could you not go through with your words!

[Now] Su Muzhe: There’s something I want to tell you, don’t easily trust handsome guys.

[Now] Tang poem: …

Why don’t you want face!!!

Tang Xiao moved her screen around but still couldn’t see Su Muzhe.

After she was reborn, she selected ‘agree to be reborn to her original position’.

When she was reborn and arrived, she saw Su Muzhe in a watery blue robe.

In the game, she was considered a G.o.ddess, her bearing tall and slender, and had the presence of an immortal.

Tang Xiao stood and admired her for a bit, this was the legendary ranked third Su Muzhe on the China server.

Without waiting for her to react, there was another earth shattering bomb thrown on her.

Tang Xiao had previously known that magicians had high attacking power but her defence wasn’t low either!

By getting by only a few of Su Muzhe’s bombs, she was already forced to kiss the ground. It really was too shameful.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Little Tang poem, don’t I spoil you~

Tang Xiao finally found the source of ‘spoil’ and in the matters of flirting, she believed in not just lying down and taking it but rising up and fighting it!

[Now] Tang poem: Hey, Ranzhi Jiangshan’s Su Muzhe, why don’t you consider me. I can act cute, I can beat up monsters, I can stir up trouble, I’m suitable for 1 v 1, group v 1, guild v 1, all different types. G.o.ddess, please marry me! If you don’t agree, after a while, I’ll ask again.  

[Now] Tang poem: G.o.ddess, I’m a good stay-at-home man. If you’re hungry, I can let you eat my lower …

Just when Tang Xiao was about to get up, she got beaten down again.

[Now] Su Mu Zhe: Why do I feel like something’s wrong?

[Now] Tang poem: d.a.m.n! Why don’t you let me finis.h.!.+ I’m such a pure person!

[Now] Parting song: Right, you’re so pure that you’re shameless.

[Now] Tang poem: …. Go away! G.o.ddess, marry me. If in the future, you’re hungry, I can make you Kang s.h.i.+fu’s red simmer beef noodles, Kang s.h.i.+fu’s sweet and spicy beef noodles, Kang s.h.i.+fu’s seafood base noodles, Kang s.h.i.+fu’s s.h.i.+take mushroom chicken noodles, Kang s.h.i.+fu’s pickled vegetables beef noodles ….

[Now] Su Mu Zhe: Okay.

[Now] Olden day dawn: …

[Now] Parting song: ....

Su Muzhe’s ‘okay made the whole Ranzhi Jiangshan guild dumbstruck.

Did she get bought out by some Kang s.h.i.+fu’s instant noodle?

Wait, something seems wrong?

Tang Xiao saw the ‘okay’ on the screen and felt like it wasn’t real. She pinched herself -- ah? She wasn’t dreaming?

[Now] Tang poem: G.o.ddess, did you get hacked?

Su Muzhe once again ‘doted’ on Tang Xiao and used the character’s strength to show her whether or not she got hacked.

Tang Xiao continuously got beaten to kiss the ground again until tears started streaming down.

[Now] Su Muzhe: Haven’t you been proposing to me for a month now? Now that I’ve agreed, are you happy now, little Tang poem?

Happy? How could that be. Her ultimate goal was to disgust to death Ranzhi Jiangshan.

Who knew that the enemy would actually counter-attack like this.

She’d been playing for a whole year and made countless confessions but she had never actually married!

She’d bothered them for a whole month but didn’t think that the answer would be such a phrase, a phrase that gave her déjà vu like she’d just eaten a kilo of p.o.o.p.

She firmly decided to log off and say good bye.

She was going to sleep, the world was too crazy.

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Footnotes


The literal translation is "yiren" or "eccentric/odd person" and I had no idea how to translate that. I'm using a translation another translator used oops

Literal translation is f*cker but I need to keep it PG 13

They’re all a brand of instant noodles, she lists a few more but you get it

I'll post WNSYM Chapter 2.1 later today too. 

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