Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?!

Can Someone Please Go After My Sister!?!?! Summary:

I got a ma.s.sive problem on my hand. Seriously you have to believe me .
Ready? The problem is WHEN CAN I EVER GIVE MY SISTER HAND IN MARRIAGE!!!!
I know this sound like a joke but whenever I speak of this topic to my friend, my friend just laughs it off like a mad man,” Don’t ignore the bliss that you are born with!”
I just merely responded with an emotionless face ,but with a soft voice “Meet me after school I will show you my sister for you to see.”
The next day , I lost a friend.
He never talk to me again, never talked with another girl again, even until high school graduation…