23:11 Chapter 67

Just keep pressuring that I'm gay so I can prove to you that I'm not - In the Philippines, it's a famous saying that the way to prove a man is not gay is to kiss a woman. Rico was pus.h.i.+ng Jhing to make him prove his stance so he can kiss her. Day 67

11:11pm

Rico: Are you okay now?

11:13pm

Jhing: Am I not?

Rico: You were in a bad mood last night ah?

Jhing: Nah. I’m alright.

Rico: 'Cause I'm here for you? :”>

Jhing: No. It's because I'm so close to murdering you.

Rico: How sweet o(*u*)o

11:17pm

Jhing: You’re a very positive kid.

Rico: I'm not a kid. I'm 24 already.

Jhing: 24? More like 12.

Rico: Baby face. (｡◕‿◕｡)

Jhing: Baby brain.

Rico: Are you insulting me?

11:18pm

Jhing: I will never insult you, baby Rico. I’m just telling the truth.

Rico:

Rico: BABY RICO?

Rico: I'm your baby now? :””>

Rico: Awwww Jhing, we're on the next level now.

Rico: HashtagBlus.h.i.+ngToTheBones

Jhing: f.u.c.k

11:19pm

Jhing: That's not what I meant!

Jhing: Shutanginames. Because you act like a baby! That's what it was!

Rico: Baby Rico. So cute :”>

Jhing: No! Ughhh childis.h.!.+

Rico: Then there's Baby Jhing :”>

Rico: Baby :”>

Jhing: STOP IT!

Rico: You're the one who started it, Baby Jhing

Jhing: Tangina?!

11:20pm

Rico: Don’t say bad words, Baby Jhing.

Jhing: UGHHH gross tangina this is disgusting!!

Rico: Why, Baby Jhing? What happened?

Jhing: Putangina stop calling me that!

Rico: Stop what, Baby Jhing?

Jhing: I’ll f.u.c.king kill you.

Rico: Don't, Baby Jhing

Jhing: Enough!

11:23pm

Rico: Baby Rico first. :”>

Jhing: What?!

Rico: Call me Baby Rico first, Baby Jhing. :">

Rico: Ay wait, it should be Baby Jesus hehe.

Jhing: Enough of that already!

11:26pm

Rico: Hahahahahahahahaha this is making me laugh.

Jhing: You’re f.u.c.king enjoying this?

Rico: Baby Jhing throwing tantrums is really cute.

11:28pm

Jhing: WTF

Rico: Hahaha I'll stop before you throw away your laptop or cellphone or desktop in anger.

Jhing: Laptop.

Rico: I'm using laptop too! We're the same. 

11:31pm

Rico: HashtagDestiny :”>

Jhing: K.

Rico: Hahahahahaha!

11:39pm

Rico: I have a question.

11:40pm

Jhing: What?

Rico: Did something new happened to you today?

Jhing: Why do you keep on asking that?

11:41pm

Rico: Curious.

11:43pm

Jhing: Nothing.

Rico: Nothing, really?

11:46pm

Jhing: Is there something supposed to happen ?

Rico: Your life is boring. 

Jhing: Wow I'm so embarra.s.sed, your life must be exciting.

Rico: It is.

11:46pm

Rico: Ask me why. :”>

Jhing is typing. . .

11:47pm

Rico: But of course you're not gonna ask because you don't care about me. 

11:48pm

Jhing: Ok, tell me.

Rico: Really?

Jhing: Yeah.

11:50pm

Rico: Seriously?

Jhing: You turned into a coward? Are you really a man?

Rico: Am I gay?

11:51pm

Jhing: Maybe.

Rico: No ah.

Jhing: Ok.

11:52pm

Rico: Just keep pressuring that I'm gay so I can prove to you that I'm not¹.

Jhing: Bwisit, I'm sleeping!

Rico: Fine, here goes.

11:53pm

Rico: My life is exciting because you know.

Jhing: ?

Rico: I'm handsome.

11:54pm

Jhing: ._.

11:55pm

Rico: Wait.

Jhing: What?

Rico: Do you have a mirror?

Jhing: Why?

11:56pm

Rico: I know a magic trick.

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: Get a mirror, I'll do some magic.

Jhing: I don't want to.

Rico: Hurry up! So stubborn.

11:57pm

Jhing: Wow, you're the one to talk.

Rico: Please?