Tales and Novels Volume III Part 1

Tales And Novels.

Volume 3.

by Maria Edgeworth.

BELINDA

CHAPTER I.

CHARACTERS.

Mrs. Stanhope, a well-bred woman, accomplished in that branch of knowledge which is called the art of rising in the world, had, with but a small fortune, contrived to live in the highest company. She prided herself upon having established half a dozen nieces most happily, that is to say, upon having married them to men of fortunes far superior to their own. One niece still remained unmarried--Belinda Portman, of whom she was determined to get rid with all convenient expedition. Belinda was handsome, graceful, sprightly, and highly accomplished; her aunt had endeavoured to teach her that a young lady's chief business is to please in society, that all her charms and accomplishments should be invariably subservient to one grand object--the establis.h.i.+ng herself in the world:

"For this, hands, lips, and eyes were put to school, And each instructed feature had its rule."

Mrs. Stanhope did not find Belinda such a docile pupil as her other nieces, for she had been educated chiefly in the country; she had early been inspired with a taste for domestic pleasures; she was fond of reading, and disposed to conduct herself with prudence and integrity.

Her character, however, was yet to be developed by circ.u.mstances.

Mrs. Stanhope lived at Bath, where she had opportunities of showing her niece off, as she thought, to advantage; but as her health began to decline, she could not go out with her as much as she wished. After manoeuvring with more than her usual art, she succeeded in fastening Belinda upon the fas.h.i.+onable Lady Delacour for the season. Her ladys.h.i.+p was so much pleased by Miss Portman's accomplishments and vivacity, as to invite her to spend the winter with her in London. Soon after her arrival in town, Belinda received the following letter from her aunt Stanhope.

"Crescent, Bath.

"After searching every place I could think of, Anne found your bracelet in your dressing-table, amongst a heap of odd things, which you left behind you to be thrown away: I have sent it to you by a young gentleman, who came to Bath (unluckily) the very day you left me--Mr.

Clarence Hervey--an acquaintance, and great admirer of my Lady Delacour.

He is really an uncommonly pleasant young man, is highly connected, and has a fine independent fortune. Besides, he is a man of wit and gallantry, quite a connoisseur in female grace and beauty--just the man to bring a new face into fas.h.i.+on: so, my dear Belinda, I make it a point--look well when he is introduced to you, and remember, what I have so often told you, that n.o.body _can_ look well without taking some pains to please.

"I see--or at least when I went out more than my health will at present permit--I used to see mult.i.tudes of silly girls, seemingly all cut out upon the same pattern, who frequented public places day after day, and year after year, without any idea farther than that of diverting themselves, or of obtaining transient admiration. How I have pitied and despised the giddy creatures, whilst I have observed them playing off their unmeaning airs, vying with one another in the most _obvious_, and consequently the most ridiculous manner, so as to expose themselves before the very men they would attract: chattering, t.i.ttering, and flirting; full of the present moment, never reflecting upon the future; quite satisfied if they got a partner at a hall, without ever thinking of a partner for life! I have often asked myself, what is to become of such girls when they grow old or ugly, or when the public eye grows tired of them? If they have large fortunes, it is all very well; they can afford to divert themselves for a season or two, without doubt; they are sure to be sought after and followed, not by mere danglers, but by men of suitable views and pretensions: but nothing to my mind can be more miserable than the situation of a poor girl, who, after spending not only the interest, but the solid capital of her small fortune in dress, and frivolous extravagance, fails in her matrimonial expectations (as many do merely from not beginning to speculate in time). She finds herself at five or six-and-thirty a burden to her friends, dest.i.tute of the means of rendering herself independent (for the girls I speak of never think of _learning_ to play cards), _de trop_ in society, yet obliged to hang upon all her acquaintance, who wish her in heaven, because she is unqualified to make the _expected_ return for civilities, having no home, I mean no establishment, no house, &c. fit for the reception of company of a certain rank.--My dearest Belinda, may this never be your case!--You have every possible advantage, my love: no pains have been spared in your education, and (which is the essential point) I have taken care that this should be known--so that you have _the name_ of being perfectly accomplished. You will also have the name of being very fas.h.i.+onable, if you go much into public, as doubtless you will with Lady Delacour.--Your own good sense must make you aware, my dear, that from her ladys.h.i.+p's situation and knowledge of the world, it will always be proper, upon all subjects of conversation, for her to lead and you to follow: it would be very unfit for a young girl like you to suffer yourself to stand in compet.i.tion with Lady Delacour, whose high pretensions to wit and beauty are _indisputable_. I need say no more to you upon this subject, my dear. Even with your limited experience, you must have observed how foolish young people offend those who are the most necessary to their interests, by an imprudent indulgence of their vanity.

"Lady Delacour has an incomparable taste in dress: consult her, my dear, and do not, by an ill-judged economy, counteract my views--apropos, I have no objection to your being presented at court. You will, of course, have credit with all her ladys.h.i.+p's tradespeople, if you manage properly. To know how and when to lay out money is highly commendable, for in some situations, people judge of what one can afford by what one actually spends.--I know of no law which compels a young lady to tell what her age or her fortune may be. You have no occasion for caution yet on one of these points.

"I have covered my old carpet with a handsome green baize, and every stranger who comes to see me, I observe, takes it for granted that I have a rich carpet under it. Say every thing that is proper, in your best manner, for me to Lady Delacour.

"Adieu, my dear Belinda,

"Yours, very sincerely,

"SELINA STANHOPE."

It is sometimes fortunate, that the means which are taken to produce certain effects upon the mind have a tendency directly opposite to what is expected. Mrs. Stanhope's perpetual anxiety about her niece's appearance, manners, and establishment, had completely worn out Belinda's patience; she had become more insensible to the praises of her personal charms and accomplishments than young women of her age usually are, because she had been so much flattered and _shown off_, as it is called, by her match-making aunt.--Yet Belinda was fond of amus.e.m.e.nt, and had imbibed some of Mrs. Stanhope's prejudices in favour of rank and fas.h.i.+on. Her taste for literature declined in proportion to her intercourse with the fas.h.i.+onable world, as she did not in this society perceive the least use in the knowledge that she had acquired. Her mind had never been roused to much reflection; she had in general acted but as a puppet in the hands of others. To her aunt Stanhope she had hitherto paid unlimited, habitual, blind obedience; but she was more undesigning, and more free from affectation and coquetry, than could have been expected, after the course of doc.u.menting which she had gone through. She was charmed with the idea of a visit to Lady Delacour, whom she thought the most agreeable--no, that is too feeble an expression--the most fascinating person she had ever beheld. Such was the light in which her ladys.h.i.+p appeared, not only to Belinda, but to all the world--that is to say, all the world of fas.h.i.+on, and she knew of no other.--The newspapers were full of Lady Delacour's parties, and Lady Delacour's dresses, and Lady Delacour's _bon mots_: every thing that her ladys.h.i.+p said was repeated as witty; every thing that her ladys.h.i.+p wore was imitated as fas.h.i.+onable. Female wit sometimes depends on the beauty of its possessor for its reputation; and the reign of beauty is proverbially short, and fas.h.i.+on often capriciously deserts her favourites, even before nature withers their charms. Lady Delacour seemed to be a fortunate exception to these general rules: long after she had lost the bloom of youth, she continued to be admired as a fas.h.i.+onable _bel esprit_; and long after she had ceased to be a novelty in society, her company was courted by all the gay, the witty, and the gallant. To be seen in public with Lady Delacour, to be a visitor at her house, were privileges of which numbers were vehemently ambitious; and Belinda Portman was congratulated and envied by all her acquaintance, for being admitted as an inmate. How could she avoid thinking herself singularly fortunate?

A short time after her arrival at Lady Delacour's, Belinda began to see through the thin veil with which politeness covers domestic misery.--Abroad, and at home, Lady Delacour was two different persons.

Abroad she appeared all life, spirit, and good humour--at home, listless, fretful, and melancholy; she seemed like a spoiled actress off the stage, over-stimulated by applause, and exhausted by the exertions of supporting a fict.i.tious character.--When her house was filled with well-dressed crowds, when it blazed with lights, and resounded with music and dancing, Lady Delacour, in the character of Mistress of the Revels, shone the soul and spirit of pleasure and frolic: but the moment the company retired, when the music ceased, and the lights were extinguis.h.i.+ng, the spell was dissolved.

She would sometimes walk up and down the empty magnificent saloon, absorbed in thoughts seemingly of the most painful nature.

For some days after Belinda's arrival in town she heard nothing of Lord Delacour; his lady never mentioned his name, except once accidentally, as she was showing Miss Portman the house, she said, "Don't open that door--those are only Lord Delacour's apartments."--The first time Belinda ever saw his lords.h.i.+p, he was dead drunk in the arms of two footmen, who were carrying him up stairs to his bedchamber: his lady, who was just returned from Ranelagh, pa.s.sed by him on the landing-place with a look of sovereign contempt.

"What is the matter?--Who is this?" said Belinda.

"Only the body of my Lord Delacour," said her ladys.h.i.+p: "his bearers have brought it up the wrong staircase. Take it down again, my good friends: let his lords.h.i.+p go his _own way_. Don't look so shocked and amazed, Belinda--don't look so _new_, child: this funeral of my lord's intellects is to me a nightly, or," added her ladys.h.i.+p, looking at her watch and yawning, "I believe I should say a _daily_ ceremony--six o'clock, I protest!"

The next morning, as her ladys.h.i.+p and Miss Portman were sitting at the breakfast-table, after a very late breakfast, Lord Delacour entered the room.

"Lord Delacour, sober, my dear,"--said her ladys.h.i.+p to Miss Portman, by way of introducing him. Prejudiced by her ladys.h.i.+p, Belinda was inclined to think that Lord Delacour sober would not be more agreeable or more rational than Lord Delacour drunk. "How old do you take my lord to be?" whispered her ladys.h.i.+p, as she saw Belinda's eye fixed upon the trembling hand which carried his teacup to his lips: "I'll lay you a wager," continued she aloud--"I'll lay your birth-night dress, gold fringe, and laurel wreaths into the bargain, that you don't guess right."

"I hope you don't think of going to this birth-night, lady Delacour?"

said his lords.h.i.+p.

"I'll give you six guesses, and I'll bet you don't come within sixteen years," pursued her ladys.h.i.+p, still looking at Belinda.

"You cannot have the new carriage you have bespoken," said his lords.h.i.+p.

"Will you do me the honour to attend to me, Lady Delacour?"

"Then you won't venture to guess, Belinda," said her ladys.h.i.+p (without honouring her lord with the smallest portion of her attention)--"Well, I believe you are right--for certainly you would guess him to be six-and-sixty, instead of six-and-thirty; but then he can drink more than any two-legged animal in his majesty's dominions, and you know that is an advantage which is well worth twenty or thirty years of a man's life--especially to persons who have no other chance of distinguis.h.i.+ng themselves."

"If some people had distinguished themselves a little less in the world," retorted his lords.h.i.+p, "it would have been as well!"

"As well!--how flat!"

"Flatly then I have to inform you, Lady Delacour, that I will neither be contradicted nor laughed at--you understand me,--it would be as well, flat or not flat, my Lady Delacour, if your ladys.h.i.+p would attend more to your own conduct, and less to others!"

"To _that_ of others--his lords.h.i.+p means, if he means any thing.

Apropos, Belinda, did not you tell me Clarence Hervey is coming to town?--You have never seen him.--Well, I'll describe him to you by negatives. He is _not_ a man who ever says any thing flat--he is _not_ a man who must be wound up with half a dozen bottles of champaign before he can _go_--he is _not_ a man who, when he does go, goes wrong, and won't be set right--he is _not_ a man, whose whole consequence, if he were married, would depend on his wife--he is _not_ a man, who, if he were married, would be so desperately afraid of being governed by his wife, that he would turn gambler, jockey, or sot, merely to show that he could govern himself."

"Go on, Lady Delacour," said his lords.h.i.+p, who had been in vain attempting to balance a spoon on the edge of his teacup during the whole of this speech, which was delivered with the most animated desire to provoke--"Go on, Lady Delacour--all I desire is, that you should go on; Clarence Hervey will be much obliged to you, and I am sure so shall I.

Go on, my Lady Delacour--go on, and you'll oblige me."

"I never will oblige you, my lord, that you may depend upon," cried her ladys.h.i.+p, with a look of indignant contempt.

His lords.h.i.+p whistled, rang for his horses, and looked at his nails with a smile. Belinda, shocked and in a great confusion, rose to leave the room, dreading the gross continuance of this matrimonial dialogue.

"Mr. Hervey, my lady," said a footman, opening the door; and he was scarcely announced, when her ladys.h.i.+p went forward to receive him with an air of easy familiarity.--"Where have you buried yourself, Hervey, this age past?" cried she, shaking hands with him: "there's absolutely no living in this most stupid of all worlds without you.--Mr.

Hervey--Miss Portman--but don't look as if you were half asleep, man--What are you dreaming of, Clarence? Why looks your grace so heavily to-day?"

"Oh! I have pa.s.sed a miserable night," replied Clarence, throwing himself into an actor's att.i.tude, and speaking in a fine tone of stage declamation.

"What was your dream, my lord? I pray you, tell me,"

said her ladys.h.i.+p in a similar tone.--Clarence went on--

"O Lord, methought what pain it was to dance!

What dreadful noise of fiddles in my ears!

What sights of ugly _belles_ within my eyes!

----Then came wandering by, A shadow like a devil, with red hair, 'Dizen'd with flowers; and she bawl'd out aloud, Clarence is come; false, fleeting, perjured Clarence!"

"O, Mrs. Luttridge to the life!" cried Lady Delacour: "I know where you have been now, and I pity you--but sit down," said she, making room for him between Belinda and herself upon the sofa, "sit down here, and tell me what could take you to that odious Mrs. Luttridge's."