Many Bloody Returns Part 42

"How do you vote on the motion: yes or no?" Nancy asked.

"Yes." I wasn't saying yes to the motion, whatever it was. I was saying yes to a new life.

Mercifully, the board meeting was over at noon. I dodged any offers of lunch and went straight home. I spent three hours on the

Internet, looking at my career options. Work couldn't be any worse than board meetings. Then I'd get ready for my date with

Michael.

By four that afternoon, I'd decided to become a librarian. It would only take another three years of college. The pay was decent.

The benefits were not bad. The job prospects were good. I'd be a useful member of society, which was more than I could say for myself now.

I pushed away the memory of Elizabeth's dreary apartment and made an appointment with a feminist lawyer. Tomorrow, we

would discuss my divorce. Today, I wanted to think about my date with Michael.

I washed my hair, so it would have a soft curl. I applied a mango-honey face mask and swiped Eric's razor to de-fuzz my legs.

Eric hated when I did that. I hoped the dull razor would rip his face off tomorrow morning. I sprayed his shaving cream on my long legs. I was now covered with goo from head to toe. Naturally, the doorbell rang.

Who was that?

I looked out the peephole. A young woman with a cheap blond dye job was on my doorstep. Her skirt was some bright, s.h.i.+ny material, and her tight halter top barely covered her ma.s.sive b.r.e.a.s.t.s. I'd seen her before, at Eric's office.

"Just a minute," I called, and quickly wiped off the shaving cream and the mango mask.

When I opened the door, I was. .h.i.t by a gust of perfume.

"Yes?" I said. "You're from Eric's office. Is there a problem?"

"There is." She boldly walked into my home and sat down on my couch. "My name is Dawn. I'm Eric's office manager."

And his lover. The recognition was a punch in the face. Eric was leaving me for this big-t.i.tted cliche. I stood there in silence,

hoping to make this husband-stealing tramp squirm. She'd have to do the talking.

Dawn came right out with her request. "We want to get married," she said.

"We?"

"Eric and I."

"He's married to me," I said.

"That's the problem, isn't it?" Dawn smiled. She had small, feral teeth, and smooth skin. Eric would revel in that flawless skin.

How my husband would love to put a knife into it. He had the gall to try to improve perfection.

"If you make it easy for me, I'll make it easy for you," Dawn said. "I'll make sure you get a nice allowance. You drag us through the courts, and I'll fight you every step of the way."

"You're threatening me in my own living room?" I said.

"It won't be yours for long," Dawn said. She looked around at my carefully decorated room. "No wonder Eric doesn't like to

hang here. It's like a funeral parlor. White couches in Florida. h.e.l.lo? Can you say corny? This place needs some life.

"Oh, dear, you've got some gunk on your forehead. Those do-it-yourself beauty treatments don't work. Should have gone to your husband for help. You might still have time. But maybe not. He can only do so much."

I sat there, speechless, while the little s.l.u.t sauntered past me. I picked up the first thing I could find, a delicate gold-trimmed

Limoges dish-a wedding present-and threw it at her. Too late. She'd already shut the door.

The dish shattered with a satisfying sound. Plates, gla.s.ses, candy dishes, even a soup tureen followed, until the hall's marble floor was crunchy with smashed crockery and broken gla.s.s. It took me an hour to sweep it up and drop it down the trash chute. I knew Eric wouldn't miss any of it. He wouldn't even notice anything was gone. These were the things I loved. I wondered if the

s.l.u.t would be dining off my best china and drinking from my remaining wedding crystal. Over my dead body. Better yet, over hers.

I cleaned off the remnants of the mango-honey mask and shaved my legs with a shaky hand. I had a date with a man at three

o'clock in the morning. What kind of time was that? I nicked my leg and watched a small drop of blood well up. Blood.

Three a.m. was a good time for a vampire.

That's what Michael was, wasn't he? Who else had drained Jack dry but a vampire? What else could Michael and his sleek,

night-loving friends be?

I expected to feel shocked and horrified, but I didn't. Michael and his friends did me a favor by killing Jack. If they'd killed Eric, I

would have been the center of a murder investigation. Instead, they gave me a little more time to arrange my life before it self- destructed.

Was Michael a danger to me? I didn't think so. If he'd wanted to kill me, he'd had many opportunities. No, Michael wanted

more than a quick kill. But what, exactly? His conversation was full of innuendoes, invitations, and explanations.

"I feel your yearning. It makes you very beautiful-and very vulnerable."

"My wife has been dead for many years. I live alone."

"I have many friends. We enjoy the night."

"You may be one of us."

Michael had told me what he was, if I had listened carefully. Did I want to be one of his beautiful friends? Could I kill other

people?

Depends, I thought. I could kill lawyers like Jack, doctors like my husband, and that little b.i.t.c.h who waltzed into my house and claimed my husband like a piece of lost luggage.

I wondered about the other woman who'd been drained dry. Who was she? Did she deserve to die? I didn't have her name, but I

knew the date she'd died and the street where she was found-Forty-seventh, off of Bayview.

A quick Internet search found the story in the Sun-Sentinel. The dead woman was forty-five, divorced, an IRS auditor. Another deserving victim. Another bloodsucker. Eric and I'd been audited one long, hot summer. The IRS found one small error, but the accountant and lawyer bills to defend ourselves were tremendous. We would have had more rights if we'd been accused of murder instead of cheating on our income tax.

Yes, I could kill an IRS auditor. I could hand out justice to the unjust. In my new life, I would punish the wicked. I would be

super-woman-invisible by day, fearless by night. That beat being a divorced librarian living in a garden apartment.

I hardly tasted my dinner, I was so excited by my new life. Not that my dinner had much flavor: four ounces of boneless, skinless, joyless chicken and romaine with fat-free dressing.

For dessert, I treated myself to two ounces of dark chocolate and a delicious daydream of Michael. It had been a long time since

any man had wanted me. And this man had so much to give me.

I watched the full moon rise and paced my condo. Eric didn't come home that night. I didn't expect him to. I was glad. I was in no mood to confront him.

I dug out my favorite black Armani dress. It was specially designed to cover my flaws. The high neck hid the crepe under my chin. The short sleeves disguised the unsightly wings under my arms that no workouts could eliminate. The short hem showed my legs at their best. I put on s.e.xy high-heeled sandals. They were dangerous on the docks, but I was living dangerously these days.

Michael was waiting for me outside my condo. He'd come to me this time. His hair was black as a midnight ocean. His luminous skin was like moonlight on snow. He kissed me, and his lips were soft and surprisingly warm.

"You know who we are, don't you?" he said.

"Yes," I said. "I want to be like you."

"You must be sure. You must have no illusions before you adopt our way of life. You must ask me any questions tonight."

"Are you immortal?" I said.

"Almost," he said. "We can be killed by fire, by sunlight, and by wooden stakes through the heart. All natural elements."

"What about crosses and holy water?"

He laughed. "There were vampires long before there were Christians."

"What will happen to me? How will I become one of you?"

"I will make you a vampire by giving you my blood. I will take yours. Don't be frightened. It's not painful. You'll find it quite exhilarating. Once the transference is complete, you must make your first kill."

"Will I change? Will I look different?"