Fever Pitch Part 5
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So I had now lost three out of three at Wembley, and was convinced that I would never, ever see a.r.s.enal running around Wembley with anything at all. Yet '78 is perhaps the least painful of the defeats, because I was with people who were not pained by it at all, not even the man with the red-and-white scarf (suspiciously clean, as if he had bought it outside the stadium). It is a strange paradox that while the grief of football fans (and it is real grief) is private we each have an individual relations.h.i.+p with our clubs, and I think that we are secretly convinced that none of the other fans understands quite why we have been harder hit than anyone else we are forced to mourn in public, surrounded by people whose hurt is expressed in forms different from our own.
Many fans express anger, against their own team or the supporters of the opponents real, foul-mouthed fury that upsets and saddens me. I have never felt the desire to do that; I just want to be on my own to think, to wallow for a little while, and to recover the strength necessary to go back and start all over again. These men, the business types, were sympathetic but unconcerned. They offered me a drink and I declined, so they shook my hand and offered commiserations and I disappeared; to them, it really was only a game, and it probably did me good to spend time with people who behaved for all the world as if football were a diverting entertainment, like rugby or golf or cricket. It's not like that at all, of course, but just for an afternoon it was interesting and instructive to meet people who believed that it was.
SUGAR MICE AND BUZZc.o.c.kS ALb.u.mS
CAMBRIDGE UNITED v ORIENT
4.11.78
What happened was, Chris Roberts bought a sugar mouse from Jack Reynolds ("The Rock King"), bit its head off, dropped it in the Newmarket Road before he could get started on the body, and it got run over by a car. And that afternoon Cambridge United, who had hitherto been finding life difficult in the Second Division (two wins all season, one home, one away), beat Orient 3-1, and a ritual was born. Before each home game we all of us trooped into the sweet shop, purchased our mice, walked outside, bit the head off as though we were removing the pin from a grenade, and tossed the torsos under the wheels of oncoming cars; Jack Reynolds would stand in the doorway watching us, shaking his head sorrowfully. United, thus protected, remained unbeaten at the Abbey for months.
I know that I am particularly stupid about rituals, and have been ever since I started going to football matches, and I know also that I am not alone. I can remember when I was young having to take with me to Highbury a piece of putty, or blu-tack, or some stupid thing, which I pulled on nervously all afternoon (I was a smoker even before I was old enough to smoke); I can also remember having to buy a programme from the same programme seller, and having to enter the stadium through the same turnstile.
There have been hundreds of similar bits of nonsense, all designed to guarantee victories for one or other of my two teams. During a.r.s.enal's protracted and nerve-racking semi-final campaign against Liverpool in 1980, I turned the radio off half-way through the second half of the last game; a.r.s.enal were winning 1-0, and as Liverpool had equalised in the last seconds of the previous game, I couldn't bear to hear it through to the end. I played a Buzzc.o.c.ks alb.u.m instead (the Singles Going Steady Singles Going Steady compilation alb.u.m), knowing that side one would take me through to the final whistle. We won the match, and I insisted that my flatmate, who worked in a record store, should play the alb.u.m at twenty past four on Cup Final afternoon, although it did no good. (I have my suspicions that he might have forgotten.) compilation alb.u.m), knowing that side one would take me through to the final whistle. We won the match, and I insisted that my flatmate, who worked in a record store, should play the alb.u.m at twenty past four on Cup Final afternoon, although it did no good. (I have my suspicions that he might have forgotten.) I have tried "smoking" goals in (a.r.s.enal once scored as three of us were lighting cigarettes), and eating cheese-and-onion crisps at a certain point in the first half; I have tried not setting the video for live games (the team seems to have suffered badly in the past when I have taped the matches in order to study the performance when I get home); I have tried lucky socks, and lucky s.h.i.+rts, and lucky hats, and lucky friends, and have attempted to exclude others who I feel bring with them nothing but trouble for the team.
Nothing (apart from the sugar mice) has ever been any good. But what else can we do when we're so weak weak! We invest hours each day, months each year, years each lifetime in something over which we have no control; is it any wonder then, that we are reduced to creating ingenious but bizarre liturgies designed to give us the illusion that we are powerful after all, just as every other primitive community has done when faced with a deep and apparently impenetrable mystery?
WEMBLEYIV THE CATHARSIS
a.r.s.eNAL v MANCHESTER UNITED
(at Wembley) 12.5.79
I had no ambitions for myself whatsoever before I was twenty-six or twenty-seven, when I decided that I could and would write for a living, packed my job in and waited around for publishers and/or Hollywood producers to call me up and ask me to do something for them sight unseen. Friends at college must have asked me what I intended to do with my life, particularly because by now I was in my final term; but the future still seemed to me as unimaginable and as uninteresting as it had when I was four or five, so I have no idea what I might have answered. I probably mumbled something about journalism or publis.h.i.+ng (the aimless arts undergraduate's exact equivalent of train driving or astronautics), but privately I was beginning to suspect that as I had spent my three years unwisely, these careers would not be possible. I knew people who had spent their entire undergraduate lives writing for university newspapers who were not being offered jobs, so what chance did I stand? I decided that it would be better not to know, and therefore applied for nothing at all.
I may have had no ideas for myself, but I had big ideas for my football teams. Two of these dreams Cambridge United's promotion from the Fourth to the Third, and then from the Third to the Second had been realised already. But the third and most burning ambition, to see a.r.s.enal win the FA Cup at Wembley (and maybe this was, after all, a personal ambition, in that my presence was an essential part of it), still remained unfulfilled.
The team had done remarkably well to return to the Cup Final for a second consecutive season. It took them five games to get past Third Division Sheffield Wednesday (the police have recently decided, in their community-serving way, that the beautiful and strange FA Cup tradition of the multi-game marathon should not be allowed to continue); they then had a tough away draw at Nottingham Forest, the European champions, and another tricky game at Southampton, won after a replay by two brilliant Alan Sunderland goals. The semi-final against Wolves was comparatively straightforward, despite Brady's absence through injury: two second-half goals, from Sunderland and Stapleton, and they were back at Wembley.
Exactly a decade after the Manchester United Cup Final, in May 1989, I was waiting to hear news about a script I had written at the same time as a.r.s.enal's best chance of winning the Champions.h.i.+p for eighteen years seemed to be disappearing fast. The script, a pilot for a projected sitcom, had got further than usual; there had been meetings with people from Channel 4, and great enthusiasm, and things looked good. But in despair after a bad result, a home defeat by Derby on the final Sat.u.r.day of the season, I offered up my work (the acceptance of which would have rescued a career and a self-regard heading for oblivion) on some kind of personal sacrificial altar: if we win the League, I won't mind the rejection slip. The rejection slip duly came, and hurt like h.e.l.l for months; but the Champions.h.i.+p came too, and now, two years later, when the disappointment has long gone but the thrill of Michael Thomas's goal still gives me goose pimples when I think about it, I know that the bargain I made was the right one.
In May 1979 the potential for trade-offs was extensive and complicated. On the Thursday before the Cup Final, Mrs Thatcher was attempting to win her first General Election; on the Thursday after, my finals began. Of the three events, the Cup Final, obviously, was the one that concerned me most, although I was also perturbed, just as obviously, by the prospect of Mrs Thatcher becoming Prime Minister. (Maybe in another, quieter week I would have found time and energy to fret about my examinations, but a mediocre degree was now an inevitability, and in any case at British universities it is as easy to graduate as it is to have a birthday: just hang around for a while and it will happen.) Yet the terrible truth is that I was willing to accept a Conservative government if it guaranteed an a.r.s.enal Cup Final win; I could hardly have been expected to antic.i.p.ate that Mrs Thatcher would go on to become the longest serving Prime Minister this century. (Would I have made the same bargain if I had known? Eleven years of Thatcherism for the FA Cup? Of course not. I wouldn't have settled for anything less than another Double.) The fact that the Tories won comfortably on the Thursday didn't mean that I expected us to win comfortably on the Sat.u.r.day. I knew that making bargains, like squeezing putty and wearing certain s.h.i.+rts, didn't guarantee success, and in any case the other finalists, Manchester United, were a proper team, not a roll-over-and-die, only-here-for-the-beer shower, like, well, like Ipswich, say, or Swindon. Manchester United were the kind of team who might well unsportingly ignore General Election deals simply by scoring loads of goals and thras.h.i.+ng us.
For most of the game, however, United played as if they knew what my deal had been and were more than happy to fulfil their side of it. a.r.s.enal scored twice in the first half, the opening goal after twelve minutes (the first time in four games I had seen a.r.s.enal take the lead at Wembley), the second goal right before half-time; the interval was a blissfully relaxed fifteen minutes of raucous celebration. Most of the second half pa.s.sed by in the same way, until with five minutes to go Manchester United scored ... and with two minutes to go, in traumatising and muddled slow motion, they scored again. We had thrown the game away, players and fans all knew that, and as I watched the United players cavort on the touchline at the far end I was left with the terrible feeling that I'd had as a child that I hated a.r.s.enal, that the club was a burden I could no longer carry but one that I would never, ever be able to throw off.
I was high up on the terraces with the other a.r.s.enal fans, right behind the goal that Manchester United were defending; I sat down, too dizzy with pain and anger and frustration and self-pity to remain on my feet any longer. There were others who did the same, and behind me a pair of teenage girls were weeping silently, not in the hammy fas.h.i.+on of teenage girls at Bay City Rollers concerts, but in a way that suggested a deep and personal grief.
I was looking after a young American lad for the afternoon, a friend of the family, and his mild sympathy but obvious bafflement threw my distress into embarra.s.sing relief: I knew knew that it was only a game, that worse things happened at sea, that people were starving in Africa, that there might be a nuclear holocaust within the next few months; I knew that the score was still 2-2, for heaven's sake, and that there was a chance that a.r.s.enal could somehow find a way out of the mire (although I also knew that the tide had turned, and that the players were too demoralised to be able to win the game in extra time). But none of this knowledge could help me. I had been but five minutes away from fulfilling the only fully formed ambition I had ever consciously held since the age of eleven; and if people are allowed to grieve when they are pa.s.sed over for promotion, or when they fail to win an Oscar, or when their novel is rejected by every publisher in London and our culture allows them to do so, even though these people may only have dreamed these dreams for a couple of years, rather than the decade, the that it was only a game, that worse things happened at sea, that people were starving in Africa, that there might be a nuclear holocaust within the next few months; I knew that the score was still 2-2, for heaven's sake, and that there was a chance that a.r.s.enal could somehow find a way out of the mire (although I also knew that the tide had turned, and that the players were too demoralised to be able to win the game in extra time). But none of this knowledge could help me. I had been but five minutes away from fulfilling the only fully formed ambition I had ever consciously held since the age of eleven; and if people are allowed to grieve when they are pa.s.sed over for promotion, or when they fail to win an Oscar, or when their novel is rejected by every publisher in London and our culture allows them to do so, even though these people may only have dreamed these dreams for a couple of years, rather than the decade, the half-lifetime half-lifetime, that I had been dreaming mine then I was b.l.o.o.d.y well ent.i.tled to sit down on a lump of concrete for two minutes and try to blink back tears.
And it really was for only two minutes. When the game restarted, Liam Brady took the ball deep into the United half (afterwards he said that he was knackered, and was only trying to prevent the loss of a third goal) and pushed it out wide to Rix. I was watching this, but not seeing seeing it; even when Rix's cross came over and United's goalkeeper Gary Bailey missed it I wasn't paying much attention. But then Alan Sunderland got his foot to the ball, poked it in, right into the goal in front of us, and I was shouting not "Yes" or "Goal" or any of the other noises that customarily come to my throat at these times but just a noise, "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH", a noise born of utter joy and stunned disbelief, and suddenly there were people on the concrete terraces again, but they were rolling around on top of each other, bug-eyed and berserk. Brian, the American kid, looked at me, smiled politely and tried to find his hands amidst the mayhem below him so that he could raise them and clap with an enthusiasm I suspected he did not feel. it; even when Rix's cross came over and United's goalkeeper Gary Bailey missed it I wasn't paying much attention. But then Alan Sunderland got his foot to the ball, poked it in, right into the goal in front of us, and I was shouting not "Yes" or "Goal" or any of the other noises that customarily come to my throat at these times but just a noise, "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH", a noise born of utter joy and stunned disbelief, and suddenly there were people on the concrete terraces again, but they were rolling around on top of each other, bug-eyed and berserk. Brian, the American kid, looked at me, smiled politely and tried to find his hands amidst the mayhem below him so that he could raise them and clap with an enthusiasm I suspected he did not feel.
I floated through my finals as if I had been anaesthetised with a benign, idiocy-inducing drug. Some of my fellow-students, grey with sleeplessness and concern, were perplexed by my mood; others, the football fans, understood and were envious. (At college, just as at school, there were no other a.r.s.enal fans.) I got my mediocre degree without any undue alarm; and some two months later, when I had come down from the Cup Final win and the end-of-year celebrations, I began to face up to the fact that on the afternoon of 12th May I had achieved most of what I had ever wanted to achieve in my life, and that I had no idea what to do with the rest of it. I was twenty-two, and the future suddenly looked blank and scary.
FILLING A HOLE
a.r.s.eNAL v LIVERPOOL
1.5.80
It is hard for me, and for many of us, to think of years as being self-contained, with a beginning on 1st January and an ending 365 days later. I was going to say that 1980 was a torpid, blank, directionless year for me but that would be wrong; it was 79/80 that was these things. Football fans talk like that: our years, our units of time, run from August to May (June and July don't really happen, especially in years which end with an odd number and which therefore contain no World Cup or European Champions.h.i.+p). Ask us for the best or the worst period in our lives and we will often answer with four figures 66/67 for Manchester United fans, 67/68 for Manchester City fans, 69/70 for Everton fans, and so on a silent slash in the middle of them the only concession to the calendar used elsewhere in the western world. We get drunk on New Year's Eve, just as everyone else does, but really it is after the Cup Final in May that our mental clock is wound back, and we indulge in all the vows and regrets and renewals that ordinary people allow themselves at the end of the conventional year. that was these things. Football fans talk like that: our years, our units of time, run from August to May (June and July don't really happen, especially in years which end with an odd number and which therefore contain no World Cup or European Champions.h.i.+p). Ask us for the best or the worst period in our lives and we will often answer with four figures 66/67 for Manchester United fans, 67/68 for Manchester City fans, 69/70 for Everton fans, and so on a silent slash in the middle of them the only concession to the calendar used elsewhere in the western world. We get drunk on New Year's Eve, just as everyone else does, but really it is after the Cup Final in May that our mental clock is wound back, and we indulge in all the vows and regrets and renewals that ordinary people allow themselves at the end of the conventional year.
Perhaps we should be given a day off work on Cup Final Eve, so that we can gather together and celebrate. We are, after all, a community within a community; and just as the Chinese have their New Year, when in London the streets around Leicester Square are closed off and the London Chinese have a procession and eat traditional food, and the tourists come to watch them, maybe there is a way in which we can mark the pa.s.sing of another season of dismal failure, dodgy refereeing decisions, bad back-pa.s.ses and terrible transfer dealing. We could dress up in our horrible new away s.h.i.+rts, and chant and sing; we could eat Wagon Wheels the marshmallow biscuit that only football fans eat, because it is only sold at football grounds and gangrenous hamburgers, and drink warm and luridly orange fizz from a plastic bottle, a refreshment manufactured especially for the occasion by a company called something like Stavros of Edmonton. And we could get the police to keep us standing in ... oh, forget it. This terrible litany has made me realise just how awful our lives are for these nine months, and that when they are over I want to live every day of the twelve short weeks available to me as if I were a human being.
For me, 79/80 was a season when football always. .h.i.therto the backbone of life provided the entire skeleton. For the whole season I did nothing else apart from go to the pub, work (in a garage outside Cambridge, because I could think of nothing better to do), hang out with my girlfriend, whose course lasted a year longer than mine, and wait for Sat.u.r.days and Wednesdays. The extraordinary thing was that a.r.s.enal in particular seemed to respond to my need for as much football as possible: they played seventy games that season, twenty-eight of them cup-ties of one kind or another. Every time I gave any indication of becoming more listless than was good for me, a.r.s.enal obliged by providing another match.
By April 1980 I was sick to death of my job, and my indecision, and myself. But just when it began to seem as though the holes in my life were too big to be plugged, even by football, a.r.s.enal's anxiety to distract me became frenzied: between 9th April and 1st May they played six semi-final games, four against Liverpool in the FA Cup and two against Juventus in the Cup-Winners Cup. Only one of these the first leg of the Juventus tie was in London, and so everything revolved around the radio. All I can recall about that entire month is that I worked, and slept, and listened to Peter Jones and Bryon Butler live from Villa Park or Hillsborough or Highfield Road.
I'm not a good radio listener, but then very few fans are. The crowd are much quicker than the commentators the roars and groans precede the descriptions of the action by several seconds and my inability to see the pitch makes me much more nervous than I would be if I were at the game, or watching on TV. On the radio, every shot at your goal is heading for the top corner, every cross creates panic, every opposition free kick is right on the edge of the area; in those days before televised live games, when Radio 2 was my only link with a.r.s.enal's distant cup exploits, I used to sit playing with the dial, switching between one station and another, desperate to know what was going on, but equally desperate not to have to hear. Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator. Shorn of the game's aesthetic pleasures, or the comfort of a crowd that feels the same way as you, or the sense of security that you get when you see that your defenders and goalkeeper are more or less where they should be, all that is left is naked fear. The bleak, ghostly howl that used to afflict Radio 2 in the evenings was entirely apposite.
The last two of those four semi-finals against Liverpool nearly killed me. In the third match, a.r.s.enal took the lead in the first minute and hung on to it for the next eighty-nine; I sat and stood and smoked and wandered around for the entirety of the second half, unable to read or talk or think, until Liverpool equalised in injury time. The equaliser was like the shot from a gun that had been aimed at my head for an hour, the sickening difference being that it didn't put an end to it all like a bullet would have done on the contrary, it forced me to go through the whole thing again. In the fourth game, three days later, a.r.s.enal took the lead once more, which was when I became so fearful that I had to turn the radio off and discovered the talismanic properties of the Buzzc.o.c.ks. This time, Liverpool didn't come back, and a.r.s.enal reached their third FA Cup Final in three years; the trouble was that I was almost too wrung-out and jumpy and nicotine-poisoned to care.
LIAM BRADY
a.r.s.eNAL v NOTTINGHAM FOREST
5.5.80
For a year I had lived with the possibility of Liam Brady's transfer to another club in the same way that, in the late fifties and early sixties, American teenagers had lived with the possibility of the impending Apocalypse. I knew it would happen, yet, even so, I allowed myself to hope; I fretted about it daily, read all the papers scrupulously for hints that he might sign a new contract, studied his onfield relations.h.i.+p with the other players at the club carefully in case it revealed signs of bonds too strong to be broken. I had never felt so intensely about an a.r.s.enal player: for five years he was the focus of the team, and therefore the centre of a very important part of myself, and the consciousness of his rumoured desire to leave a.r.s.enal was always with me, a small shadow on any X-ray of my well-being.
Most of this fixation was easy to explain. Brady was a midfield player, a pa.s.ser, and a.r.s.enal haven't really had one since he left. It might surprise those who have a rudimentary grasp of the rules of the game to learn that a First Division football team can try to play football without a player who can pa.s.s the ball, but it no longer surprises the rest of us: pa.s.sing went out of fas.h.i.+on just after silk scarves and just before inflatable bananas. Managers, coaches and therefore players now favour alternative methods of moving the ball from one part of the field to another, the chief of which is a sort of wall of muscle strung across the half-way line in order to deflect the ball in the general direction of the forwards. Most, indeed all, football fans regret this. I think I can speak for all of us when I say that we used to like like pa.s.sing, that we felt that on the whole it was a good thing. It was nice to watch, football's prettiest accessory (a good player could pa.s.s to a team-mate we hadn't seen, or find an angle we wouldn't have thought of, so there was a pleasing geometry to it), but managers seemed to feel that it was a lot of trouble, and therefore stopped bothering to produce any players who could do it. There are still a couple of pa.s.sers in England, but then, there are still a number of blacksmiths. pa.s.sing, that we felt that on the whole it was a good thing. It was nice to watch, football's prettiest accessory (a good player could pa.s.s to a team-mate we hadn't seen, or find an angle we wouldn't have thought of, so there was a pleasing geometry to it), but managers seemed to feel that it was a lot of trouble, and therefore stopped bothering to produce any players who could do it. There are still a couple of pa.s.sers in England, but then, there are still a number of blacksmiths.
We overrate the seventies, most of us in our thirties. We look back on it as a golden age, and buy the old s.h.i.+rts, and watch old videos, and talk with awe and regret of Keegan and Toshack, Bell and Summerbee, Hector and Todd. We forget that the England team didn't even qualify for two World Cups, and we overlook the fact that most First Division teams contained at least one player Storey at a.r.s.enal, Smith at Liverpool, Harris at Chelsea who simply wasn't very good at football at all. Commentators and journalists complain about the behaviour of today's professionals Gazza's petulance, Fashanu's elbows, a.r.s.enal's brawling but they chuckle indulgently when they remember Lee and Hunter sc.r.a.pping all the way back to the dressing rooms after they had been sent off, or Bremner and Keegan being banished for fighting in a Charity s.h.i.+eld Charity s.h.i.+eld game. Players in the seventies weren't as fast or as fit, and probably most of them weren't even as skilful; but every single side had someone who could pa.s.s the ball. game. Players in the seventies weren't as fast or as fit, and probably most of them weren't even as skilful; but every single side had someone who could pa.s.s the ball.
Liam Brady was one of the best two or three pa.s.sers of the last twenty years, and this in itself was why he was revered by every single a.r.s.enal fan, but for me there was more to it than that. I wors.h.i.+pped him because he was great, and I wors.h.i.+pped him because, in the parlance, if you cut him he would bleed a.r.s.enal (like Charlie George he was a product of the youth team); but there was a third thing, too. He was intelligent He was intelligent. This intelligence manifested itself primarily in his pa.s.sing, which was incisive and imaginative and constantly surprising. But it showed off the pitch too: he was articulate, and drily funny, and engaged ("Come on David, put it away" he cried from the commentary box when his friend and old a.r.s.enal colleague David O'Leary was about to take the decisive penalty for Ireland in the 1990 World Cup-tie against Romania); as I progressed through the academic strata, and more and more people seemed to make a distinction between football on the one hand and the life of the mind on the other, Brady seemed to provide a bridge between the two.
Of course, intelligence in a footballer is no bad thing, particularly in a midfield player, a playmaker, although this intelligence is not the same intelligence as that required to enjoy, say, a "difficult" European novel. Paul Gascoigne has the footballing intelligence by the bucketload (and it is a dazzling intelligence, involving, among other skills, astonis.h.i.+ng co-ordination and a lightning-fast exploitation of a situation that will change within a couple of seconds), yet his lack of even the most basic common sense is obvious and legendary. All the best footballers have some kind of wit about them: Lineker's antic.i.p.ation, s.h.i.+lton's positioning, Beckenbauer's understanding, are products of their brain rather than functions of simple athleticism. Yet it is the cla.s.sical midfielder whose cerebral attributes receive the most attention, particularly from the sports writers on the quality papers and from the middle-cla.s.s football fans.
This is not only because the sort of intelligence that Brady and his ilk possess is the most visible, in footballing terms, but because it is a.n.a.logous to the sort of intelligence that is prized in middle-cla.s.s culture. Look at the adjectives used to describe playmakers: elegant, aware, subtle, sophisticated, cunning, visionary elegant, aware, subtle, sophisticated, cunning, visionary ... these are words that could equally well describe a poet, or a film-maker, or a painter. It is as if the truly gifted footballer is too good for his milieu, and must be placed on a different, higher plane. ... these are words that could equally well describe a poet, or a film-maker, or a painter. It is as if the truly gifted footballer is too good for his milieu, and must be placed on a different, higher plane.
Certainly there was an element of this att.i.tude in my deification of Brady. Charlie George, the previous idol of the a.r.s.enal North Bank, had never been mine mine in the way Liam was. Brady was different (although of course he wasn't, really his background was pretty much the same as that of most footballers) because he was languid and mysterious, and though I possessed neither of these qualities, I felt that my education had equipped me to recognise them in others. "A poet of the left foot," my sister used to remark drily whenever I mentioned his name, which was often, but there was a truth behind her irony: for a time I wanted footballers to be as unlike themselves as possible and, though this was stupid, other people do it still. Pat Nevin, particularly in his Chelsea days, became a much better player when it was discovered that he knew about art and books and politics. in the way Liam was. Brady was different (although of course he wasn't, really his background was pretty much the same as that of most footballers) because he was languid and mysterious, and though I possessed neither of these qualities, I felt that my education had equipped me to recognise them in others. "A poet of the left foot," my sister used to remark drily whenever I mentioned his name, which was often, but there was a truth behind her irony: for a time I wanted footballers to be as unlike themselves as possible and, though this was stupid, other people do it still. Pat Nevin, particularly in his Chelsea days, became a much better player when it was discovered that he knew about art and books and politics.
The Nottingham Forest game, a sleepy nil-nil draw on a sleepy, grey, Bank Holiday Monday, was Brady's last at Highbury; he had decided that his future lay abroad, in Italy, and he was gone for several years. I was there to see him off, and he did a slow, sad lap of honour with the rest of the team. Deep down I think I still hoped that he would change his mind, or that the club would eventually become aware of the irreparable damage it would do to itself if it allowed him to leave. Some said that money was at the heart of it, and that if a.r.s.enal had stumped up more he would have stayed, but I preferred not to believe them. I preferred to believe that it was the promise of Italy itself, its culture and style, that had lured him away, and that the parochial pleasures of Hertfords.h.i.+re or Ess.e.x or wherever he lived had inevitably begun to fill him with an existential ennui. What I knew most of all was that he didn't want to leave us all, that he was torn, that he loved us as much as we loved him and that one day he would come back.
Just seven months after losing Liam to Juventus I lost my girlfriend to another man, slap-bang in the middle of the first dismal post-Brady season. And though I knew which loss hurt the most Liam's transfer induced regret and sadness, but not, thankfully, the insomnia and nausea and impossible, inconsolable bitterness of a twenty-three-year-old broken heart I think that in some strange way she and Liam got muddled up in my mind. The two of them, Brady and the Lost Girl, haunted me for a long time, five or six years, maybe, so in a way it was predictable that one ghost should melt into the other. After Brady had gone a.r.s.enal tried out a string of midfield players, some of them competent, some not, all of them doomed by the fact that they weren't the person they were trying to replace: between 1980 and 1986 Talbot, Rix, Rollins, Price, Gatting, Peter Nicholas, Robson, Petrovic, Charlie Nicholas, Davis, Williams and even centre-forward Paul Mariner all played in central midfield.
And I had a string of relations.h.i.+ps over the next four or five years, some serious, some not ... the parallels were endless. Brady's often-rumoured return (he played for four different clubs in his eight years in Italy, and before each transfer the English tabloids were full of unforgivably cruel stories about how a.r.s.enal were on the verge of re-signing him) began to take on a shamanistic quality. I knew, of course, that the bouts of vicious, exhausting depression that afflicted me in the early-to-mid eighties were not caused either by Brady or the Lost Girl. They were to do with something else, something much more difficult to comprehend, and something that must have been in me for much longer than either of these two blameless people. But during these terrifying downs, I would think back to times when I had last felt happy, fulfilled, energetic, optimistic; and she and Brady were a part of those times. They weren't entirely responsible for them, but they were very much there during them, and that was enough to turn these two love affairs into the twin supporting pillars of a different, enchanted age.
Some five or six years after he had gone, Brady did come home, to play for a.r.s.enal in Pat Jennings's testimonial game. It was a strange night. We were in even more need of him than ever (a graph of a.r.s.enal's fortunes in the eighties would resemble a U-bend), and before the game I felt nervous, but not in the way that I usually felt nervous before big games these were the nerves of a former suitor about to embark on an unavoidably painful but long-antic.i.p.ated reunion. I hoped, I suppose, that an ecstatic and tearful reception would trigger something off in Brady, that he would realise that his absence made him, as well as us, less than whole somehow. But nothing of the kind happened. He played the game, waved at us and flew back to Italy the next morning, and the next time we saw him he was wearing a West Ham s.h.i.+rt and smas.h.i.+ng the ball past our goalkeeper John Lukic from the edge of the area.
We never did replace him satisfactorily, but we found different people, with different qualities; it took me a long time to realise that this is as good a way of coping with loss as any.
a.r.s.eNALESQUE
WEST HAM v a.r.s.eNAL
10.5.80
Everyone knows the song that Millwall fans sing, to the tune of "Sailing": "No one likes us/No one likes us/No one likes us/We don't care." In fact I have always felt that the song is a little melodramatic, and that if anyone should sing it, it is a.r.s.enal. Every a.r.s.enal fan, the youngest and the oldest, is aware that no one likes us, and every day we hear that dislike reiterated. The average media-attuned football fan someone who reads a sports page most days, watches TV whenever it is on, reads a fanzine or a football magazine will come across a slighting reference to a.r.s.enal maybe two or three times a week (about as often as he or she will hear a Lennon and McCartney song, I would guess). I have just finished watching Saint and Greavsie Saint and Greavsie, during the course of which Jimmy Greaves thanked the Wrexham manager for "delighting millions" with the Fourth Division team's victory over us in the FA Cup; the cover of a football magazine kicking around in the flat promises an article ent.i.tled "Why does everyone hate a.r.s.enal?" Last week there was an article in a national newspaper attacking our players for their lack of artistry; one of the players thus abused was eighteen years old and hadn't even played for the first team at the time.
We're boring, and lucky, and dirty, and petulant, and rich, and mean, and have been, as far as I can tell, since the 1930s. That was when the greatest football manager of all time, Herbert Chapman, introduced an extra defender and changed the way football was played, thus founding a.r.s.enal's reputation for negative, unattractive football; yet successive a.r.s.enal teams, notably the Double team in 1971, used an intimidatingly competent defence as a springboard for success. (Thirteen of our league games that year ended nil-nil or 1-0, and it is fair to say that none of them were pretty.) I would guess that "Lucky a.r.s.enal" was born out of "Boring a.r.s.enal", in that sixty years of 1-0 wins tend to test the credulity and patience of opposing fans.
West Ham, on the other hand, like Tottenham, are famous for their poetry and flair and commitment to good, fluent ("progressive", in the current argot, a word which for those of us in our thirties is distressingly reminiscent of Emerson, Lake and Palmer and King Crimson) football. Everyone has a soft spot for Peters and Moore and Hurst and Brooking and the West Ham "Academy", just as everyone loathes and despises Storey and Talbot and Adams and the whole idea and purpose of a.r.s.enal. No matter that the wild-eyed Martin Allen and the brutish Julian d.i.c.ks currently represent the Hammers, just as Van Den Hauwe and Fenwick and Edinburgh represent Spurs. No matter that the gifted Merson and the dazzling Limpar play for a.r.s.enal. No matter that in 1989 and 1992 we scored more goals than anyone else in the First Division. The Hammers and the Lilleywhites are the Keepers of the Flame, the Only Followers of the True Path; we are the Gunners, the Visigoths, with King Herod and the Sheriff of Nottingham as our twin centre-halves, their arms in the air appealing for offside.
West Ham, a.r.s.enal's opponents in the 1980 Cup Final, were in the Second Division that season, and their lowly status made people drool over them even more. To the nation's delight, a.r.s.enal lost. Saint Trevor of England scored the only goal and slew the odious monster, the Huns were repelled, children could sleep safely in their beds again. So what are we left with, us a.r.s.enal fans, who for most of our lives have allowed ourselves to become identified with the villains? Nothing; and our sense of stoicism and grievance is almost thrilling.
The only things anyone remembers about the game now are Brooking's rare headed goal, and Willie Young's monstrous professional foul on Paul Allen, just as the youngest player to appear in a Cup Final was about to score one of the cutest and most romantic goals ever seen at Wembley. Standing on the Wembley terraces among the silent, embarra.s.sed a.r.s.enal fans, deafened by the boos that came from the West Ham end and the neutrals in the stadium, I was appalled by Young's cynicism.
But that night, watching the highlights on TV, I became aware that a part of me actually enjoyed the foul not because it stopped Allen from scoring (the game was over, we'd lost, and that hardly mattered), but because it was so comically, parodically a.r.s.enalesque a.r.s.enalesque. Who else but an a.r.s.enal defender would have clattered a tiny seventeen-year-old member of the Academy? Motson or Davies, I can't remember which, was suitably disgusted and pompous about it all; to me, sick of hearing about how the goodies had put the baddies to flight, his righteousness sounded provocative. There was something about it that reminded me of Bill Grundy winding up the s.e.x Pistols on television in 1976 and then expressing his outrage about their behaviour afterwards. a.r.s.enal, the first of the true punk rockers: our centre-halves were fulfilling a public need for harmless pantomime deviancy long before Johnny Rotten came along.
LIFE AFTER FOOTBALL
a.r.s.eNAL v VALENCIA
14.5.80
Football teams are extraordinarily inventive in the ways they find to cause their supporters sorrow. They lead at Wembley and then throw it away; they go to the top of the First Division and then stop dead; they draw the difficult away game and lose the home replay; they beat Liverpool one week and lose to Sc.u.n.thorpe the next; they seduce you, half-way through the season, into believing that they are promotion candidates and then go the other way ... always, when you think you have antic.i.p.ated the worst that can happen, they come up with something new.
Four days after losing one cup final, a.r.s.enal lost another, to Valencia in the European Cup-Winners Cup, and the seventy-game season came to nothing. We outplayed the Spanish team, but couldn't score, and the game went to penalties; Brady and Rix missed theirs (some say that Rix was never the same again after the trauma of that night, and certainly he never recaptured his form of the late seventies, even though he went on to play for England), and that was that.
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