The Best of Kim Stanley Robinson Part 12
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"So you'll help?" Nathan asked.
"Of course, man! Naturally!" Freds looked surprised Nathan would even ask.
"I'd like to," I said. And that was the truth, too. The guy brought it out in you, somehow.
"Thanks," said Nathan. He looked very relieved. "But what about this climb you were going on, Freds?"
"No prob. I was a late add-on anyway, just for fun. They'll be fine. I was beginning to wonder about going with them this time anyway. They got themselves a Trivial Pursuit game for this climb, to keep them from going bonkers in their tents. We tried it out yesterday and you know I'm real good at Trivial Pursuit, except for the history, literature and entertainment categories, but this here game was the British British version. So we get a buzz on and start to playing and suddenly I'm part of a Monty Python routine, I mean they just don't play it the same! You know how when we play it and you don't know the answer everyone says 'Ha, too bad'-but here I take my turn and go for sports and leisure which is my natural forte, and they pull the card and ask me, 'Who was it bowled three hundred and sixty-five consecutive sticky wickets at the West Indian cricket match of 1956,' or whatever, and they like to version. So we get a buzz on and start to playing and suddenly I'm part of a Monty Python routine, I mean they just don't play it the same! You know how when we play it and you don't know the answer everyone says 'Ha, too bad'-but here I take my turn and go for sports and leisure which is my natural forte, and they pull the card and ask me, 'Who was it bowled three hundred and sixty-five consecutive sticky wickets at the West Indian cricket match of 1956,' or whatever, and they like to died died they were laughing so hard. They jumped up and danced around me and they were laughing so hard. They jumped up and danced around me and howled howled. 'Yew don't know, dew yew! Yew don't have the slightest f.o.o.kin' idear idear who bowled those sticky wickets, dew yew!' It was really hard to concentrate on my answer. So. Going with them this time might have been a mistake anyway. Better to stay here and help you." who bowled those sticky wickets, dew yew!' It was really hard to concentrate on my answer. So. Going with them this time might have been a mistake anyway. Better to stay here and help you."
Nathan and I could only agree.
Then Eva came by with our food, which we had ordered after Nathan's epic. The amazing thing about the Old Vienna Inn is that the food is even better than the decor. It would be good anywhere, and in Kathmandu, where almost everything tastes a little like cardboard, it's simply unbelievable. "Look at this steak!" Freds said. "Where the h.e.l.l do they get the meat?"
"Didn't you ever wonder how they keep the street cow population under control?" I asked.
Freds liked that. "I can just imagine them sneaking one of them big honkers into the back here. Wham!"
Nathan began to prod dubiously at his schnitzel. And then, over a perfect meal, we discussed the problem facing us. As usual in situations like this, I had a plan.
V.
I have never known baksheesh to fail in Kathmandu, but that week at the Everest Sheraton International the employees were bottled up tight. They didn't even want to hear hear about anything out of the ordinary, much less be part of it, no matter the gain. Something was up, and I began to suspect that J. Reeves Fitzgerald had a very big bankroll indeed. So Plan A for getting into Adrakian's room was foiled, and I retired to the hotel bar, where Nathan was hidden in a corner booth, suitably disguised in sungla.s.ses and an Australian outback hat. He didn't like my news. about anything out of the ordinary, much less be part of it, no matter the gain. Something was up, and I began to suspect that J. Reeves Fitzgerald had a very big bankroll indeed. So Plan A for getting into Adrakian's room was foiled, and I retired to the hotel bar, where Nathan was hidden in a corner booth, suitably disguised in sungla.s.ses and an Australian outback hat. He didn't like my news.
The Everest Sheraton International is not exactly like Sheratons elsewhere, but it is about the quality of your average Holiday Inn, which makes it five-star in Kathmandu, and just about as incongruous as the Old Vienna. The bar looked like an airport bar, and there was a casino in the room next to us, which clearly, to judge by the gales of laughter coming from it, no one could take seriously. Nathan and I sat and nursed our drinks and waited for Freds, who was casing the outside of the hotel.
Suddenly Nathan clutched my forearm. "Don't look!"
"Okay."
"Oh my G.o.d, they must have hired a whole bunch of private security cops. Jeez, look at those guys. No, don't look!"
Un.o.btrusively I glanced at the group entering the bar. Identical boots, identical jackets, with little bulges under the arm; clean-cut looks, upright, almost military carriage... They looked a little bit like Nathan, to tell the truth, but without the beard. "Hmm," I said. Definitely not your ordinary tourists. Fitzgerald's bankroll must have been very very big. big.
Then Freds came winging into the bar and slid into our booth. "Problems, man."
"Shh!" Nathan said. "See those guys over there?"
"I know," said Freds. "They're Secret Service agents."
"They're what? what?" Nathan and I said in unison.
"Secret Service agents."
"Now don't don't tell me this Fitzgerald is a close friend of Reagan's," I began, but Freds was shaking his head and grinning. tell me this Fitzgerald is a close friend of Reagan's," I began, but Freds was shaking his head and grinning.
"No. They're here with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter. Haven't you heard?"
Nathan shook his head, but I had a sudden sinking feeling as I remembered a rumor of a few weeks back. "He wanted to see Everest...?"
"That's right. I met them all up in Namche a week ago, actually. But now they're back, and staying here."
"Oh my G.o.d," Nathan said. "Secret Service men, here here."
"They're nice guys, actually," Freds said. "We talked to them a lot in Namche. Real straight, of course-real straight-but nice. They could tell us what was happening in the World Series, because they had a satellite dish, and they told us what their jobs were like, and everything. Of course sometimes we asked them questions about the Carters and they just looked around like no one had said anything, which was weird, but mostly they were real normal."
"And what what are they doing here?" I said, still not quite able to believe it. are they doing here?" I said, still not quite able to believe it.
"Well, Jimmy wanted to go see Everest. So they all helicoptered into Namche just as if there was no such thing as alt.i.tude sickness, and took off for Everest! I was talking just now with one of the agents I met up there, and he told me how it came out. Rosalynn got to fifteen thousand feet and turned back, but Jimmy kept on trudging. Here he's got all these young tough Secret Service guys to protect him, you know, but they started to get sick, and every day they were helicoptering out a number of them because of alt.i.tude sickness, pneumonia, whatever, until there were hardly any left! He hiked his whole crew right into the ground! What is he, in his sixties? And here all these young agents were dropping like flies while he motored right on up to Kala Pattar, and Everest Base Camp too. I love it!"
"That's great," I said. "I'm happy for him. But now they're back."
"Yeah, they're doing the Kathmandu culture scene for a bit."
"That's too bad."
"Ah! No luck getting a key to the yeti's room, is that it?"
"Shhhhh," Nathan hissed.
"Sorry, I forgot. Well, we'll just have to think of something else, eh? The Carters are going to be here another week."
"The windows?" I asked.
Freds shook his head. "I could climb up to them no problem, but the ones to their room overlook the garden and it wouldn't be all that private."
"G.o.d, this is bad," Nathan said, and downed his Scotch. "Phil could decide to reveal the-what he's got, at a press conference while the Carters are here. Perfect way to get enhanced publicity fast-that would be just like him."
We sat and thought about it for a couple of drinks.
"You know, Nathan," I said slowly, "there's an angle we haven't discussed yet, that you'd have to take the lead in."
"What's that?"
"Sarah."
"What? Oh, no. No. I couldn't. I can't talk to her, really. It just-well, I just don't want to."
"But why?"
"She wouldn't care what I said." He looked down at his gla.s.s and swirled the contents nervously. His voice turned bitter: "She'd probably just tell Phil we were here, and then we'd really really be in trouble." be in trouble."
"Oh, I don't know. I don't think she's the kind of person to do that, do you, Freds?"
"I don't know," Freds said, surprised. "I never met her."
"She couldn't be, surely." And I kept after him for the rest of our stay, figuring it was our best chance at that point. But Nathan was stubborn about it, and still hadn't budged when he insisted we leave.
So we paid the bill and took off. But we were crossing the foyer, and near the broad set of front doors, when Nathan suddenly stopped in his tracks. A tall, good-looking woman with large owl-eye gla.s.ses had just walked in. Nathan was stuck in place. I guessed who the woman must be, and nudged him. "Remember what's at stake."
A good point to make. He took a deep breath. And as the woman was about to pa.s.s us, he whipped off his hat and shades. "Sarah!"
The woman jumped back. "Nathan! My G.o.d! What-what are you doing here!"
Darkly: "You know why I'm here, Sarah." He drew himself up even straighter than usual, and glared at her. If she'd been convicted of murdering his mother I don't think he could have looked more accusing.
"What-?" Her voice quit on her.
Nathan's lip curled disdainfully. I thought he was kind of overdoing the laying-on-of-guilt trip, and I was even thinking of stepping in and trying a less confrontational approach, but then right in the middle of the next sentence his voice twisted with real pain: "I didn't think you'd be capable of this, Sarah."
With her light brown hair, bangs, and big gla.s.ses, she had a schoolgirlish look. Now that schoolgirl was hurting; her lip quivered, she blinked rapidly; "I-I-" And then her face crumpled, and with a little cry she tottered toward Nathan and collapsed against his broad shoulder. He patted her head, looking flabbergasted.
"Oh, Nathan," she said miserably, sniffing. "It's so awful... awful..."
"It's all right," he said, stiff as a board. "I know."
The two of them communed for a while. I cleared my throat. "Why don't we go somewhere else and have a drink," I suggested, feeling that things were looking up a trifle.
VI.
We went to the hotel Annapurna coffee shop, and there Sarah confirmed all of Nathan's worst fears. "They've got him in there locked in the bathroom bathroom." Apparently the yeti was eating less and less, and Valerie Budge was urging Mr. Fitzgerald to take him out to the city's funky little zoo immediately, but Fitzgerald was flying in a group of science and nature writers so he could hold a press conference, the next day or the day after that, and he and Phil wanted to wait. They were hoping for the Carters' presence at the unveiling, as Freds called it, but they couldn't be sure about that yet.
Freds and I asked Sarah questions about the setup at the hotel. Apparently Phil, Valerie Budge and Fitzgerald were taking turns in a continuous watch on the bathroom. How did they feed him? How docile was he? Question, answer, question, answer. After her initial breakdown, Sarah proved to be a tough and sensible character. Nathan, on the other hand, spent the time repeating, "We've got to get him out of there, we've got to do it soon, it'll be the end end of him." Sarah's hand on his just fueled the flame. "We'll just have to of him." Sarah's hand on his just fueled the flame. "We'll just have to rescue rescue him." him."
"I know, Nathan," I said, trying to think. "We know that already." A plan was beginning to fall into place in my mind. "Sarah, you've got a key to the room?" She nodded. "Okay, let's go."
"What, now?" Nathan cried.
"Sure! We're in a hurry, right? These reporters are going to arrive, and they're going to notice Sarah is gone... And we've got to get some stuff together, first."
VII.
When we returned to the Sheraton it was late afternoon. Freds and I were on rented bikes, and Nathan and Sarah followed in a taxi. We made sure our cabbie understood that we wanted him to wait for us out front; then Freds and I went inside, gave the all-clear to Nathan and Sarah, and headed straight for the lobby phones. Nathan and Sarah went to the front desk and checked into a room; we needed them out of sight for a while.
I called all the rooms on the top floor of the hotel (the fourth), and sure enough half of them were occupied by Americans. I explained that I was J. Reeves Fitzgerald, a.s.sistant to the Carters, who were fellow guests in the hotel. They all knew about the Carters. I explained that the Carters were hosting a small reception for the Americans at the hotel, and we hoped that they would join us in the casino bar when it was convenient-the Carters would be down in an hour or so. They were all delighted at the invitation (except for one surly Republican that I had to cut off), and they promised to be down shortly.
The last call got Phil Adrakian, in room 355; I identified myself as Lionel Hodding. It went as well as the others; if anything Adrakian was even more enthusiastic. "We'll be right down, thanks-we have a reciprocal invitation to make, actually." I was prejudiced, but he did sound like a pain. Nathan's epithet, theorist theorist, didn't really make it for me; I preferred something along the lines of, say, a.s.shole a.s.shole.
"Fine. Look forward to seeing all your party, of course."
Freds and I waited in the bar and watched the elevators. Americans in their safari best began to pile out and head for the casino; you wouldn't have thought there was that much polyester in all Kathmandu, but I guess it travels well.
Two men and a plump woman came down the broad stairs beside the elevator. "Them?" Freds asked. I nodded; they fitted Sarah's descriptions exactly. Phil Adrakian was shortish, slim, and good-looking in a California Golden Boy kind of way. Valerie Budge wore gla.s.ses and had a lot of curly hair pulled up; somehow she looked intellectual where Sarah only looked studious. The money man, J. Reeves Fitzgerald, was sixtyish and very fit-looking, though he did smoke a cigar. He wore a safari jacket with eight pockets on it. Adrakian was arguing a point with him as they crossed the foyer to the casino bar, and I heard him say, "better than a press conference." than a press conference."
I had a final inspiration and returned to the phones. I asked the hotel operator for Jimmy Carter, and got connected; but the phone was answered by a flat Midwestern voice, very businesslike indeed. "h.e.l.lo?"
"h.e.l.lo, is this the Carters' suite?"
"May I ask who's speaking?"
"This is J. Reeves Fitzgerald. I'd like you to inform the Carters that the Americans in the Sheraton have organized a reception for them in the hotel's casino bar, for this afternoon."
"... I'm not sure their scheduling will allow them to attend."
"I understand. But if you'd just let them know."
"Of course."
Back to Freds, where I downed a Star beer in two gulps. "Well," I said, "something should happen. Let's get up there." should happen. Let's get up there."
VIII.
I gave Nathan and Sarah a buzz and they joined us at the door of Room 355. Sarah let us in. Inside was a big suite-style, generic Holiday Inn-it could have been in any city on earth. Except that there was a slight smell of wet fur.
Sarah went to the bathroom door, unlocked it. There was a noise inside. Nathan, Freds and I s.h.i.+fted around behind her uncomfortably. She opened the door. There was a movement, and there he was, standing before us. I found myself staring into the eyes of the yeti.
In the Kathmandu tourist scene, there are calendars, postcards, and embroidered T-s.h.i.+rts with a drawing of a yeti on them. It's always the same drawing, which I could never understand; why should everyone agree to use the same guess? It annoyed me: a little furball thing with his back to you, looking over his shoulder with a standard monkey face, and displaying the bottom of one big bare foot.
I'm happy to report that the real yeti didn't look anything like that. Oh he was furry, all right; but he was about Fred's height, and had a distinctly humanoid face, surrounded by a beardlike ruff of matted reddish fur. He looked a little like Lincoln-a short and very ugly Lincoln, sure, with a squashed nose and rather prominent eyebrow ridges-but the resemblance was there. I was relieved to see how human his face looked; my plan depended on it, and I was glad Nathan hadn't exaggerated in his description. The only feature that really looked unusual was his occipital crest, a ridge of bone and muscle that ran fore-and-aft over the top of his head, like his skull itself had a Mohawk haircut.
Well, we were all standing there like a statue called "People Meet Yeti," when Freds decided to break the ice; he stepped forward and offered the guy a hand. "Namaste!" he said.
"No, no-" Nathan brushed by him and held out the necklace of fossil sh.e.l.ls that he had been given in the spring.
"Is this the same one?" I croaked, momentarily at a loss. Because up until that bathroom door opened, part of me hadn't really believed in it all.
"I think so."
The yeti reached out and touched the necklace and Nathan's hand. Statue time again. Then the yeti stepped forward and touched Nathan's face with his long, furry hand. He whistled something quiet. Nathan was quivering; there were tears in Sarah's eyes. I was impressed myself. Freds said, "He looks kind of like Buddha, don't you think? He doesn't have the belly, but those eyes, man. Buddha to the max."
We got to work. I opened my pack and got out baggy overalls, a yellow "Free Tibet" T-s.h.i.+rt, and a large anorak. Nathan was taking his s.h.i.+rt off and putting it back on to show the yeti what we had in mind.
Slowly, carefully, gently, with many a soft-spoken sound and slow gesture, we got the yeti into the clothes. The T-s.h.i.+rt was the hardest part; he squeaked a little when we pulled it over his head. The anorak was zippered, luckily. With every move I made I said, "Namaste, blessed sir, namaste."
The hands and feet were a problem. His hands were strange, fingers skinny and almost twice as long as mine, and pretty hairy as well; but wearing mittens in the daytime in Kathmandu was almost worse. I suspended judgement on them and turned to his feet. This was the only area of the tourist drawing that was close to correct; his feet were huge, furry, and just about square. He had a big toe like a very fat thumb. The boots I had brought, biggest I could find in a hurry, weren't wide enough. Eventually I put him in Tibetan wool socks and Birkenstock sandals, modified by a penknife to let the big toe hang over the side.
Lastly I put my blue Dodgers cap on his head. The cap concealed the occipital crest perfectly, and the bill did a lot to obscure his rather low forehead and prominent eyebrows. I topped everything off with a pair of mirrored wraparound sungla.s.ses. "Hey, neat," Freds remarked. Also a Sherpa necklace, made of five pieces of coral and three giant chunks of rough turquoise, strung on black cord. Principle of distraction, you know.
All this time Sarah and Nathan were ransacking the drawers and luggage, stealing all the camera film and notebooks and whatever else might have contained evidence of the yeti. And throughout it all the yeti stood there, calm and attentive: watching Nathan, sticking his hand down a sleeve like a millionaire with his valet, stepping carefully into the Birkenstocks, adjusting the bill of the baseball cap, everything. I was really impressed, and so was Freds. "He really is like Buddha, isn't he?" I thought the physical resemblance was a bit muted at this point, but his att.i.tude couldn't have been more mellow if he'd been the Gautama himself.
When Nathan and Sarah were done searching they looked up at our handiwork. "G.o.d he looks weird," Sarah said. he looks weird," Sarah said.
Nathan just sat on the bed and put his head in his hands. "It'll never work," he said. "Never."
"Sure it will!" Freds exclaimed, zipping the anorak up a little farther. "You see people on Freak Street looking like this all the time! Man, when I went to school I played football with a whole team of guys that looked just like him! Fact is, in my state he could run for Senator-"
"Whoah, whoah," I said. "No time to waste, here. Give me the scissors and brush, I still have to do his hair." I tried brus.h.i.+ng it over his ears with little success, then gave him a trim in back. One trip, I was thinking, just one short walk down to a taxi. And in pretty dark halls. "Is it even on both sides?"
"For G.o.d's sake, George, let's go!" Nathan was getting antsy, and we had been a while. We gathered our belongings, filled the packs, and tugged old Buddha out into the hall.
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