Boy - The Boy Next Door Part 9
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PS I don't have to tell you how much I hate this, right? This exercise thing? I mean, in case you didn't know. I hate it. I really hate sweating. It's not natural. It really isn't.
To: Nadine Wilc.o.c.k why he didn't try to kiss me, or put his arm around me, or anything! He's gay! And I offered to go with him next time he goes up to the hospital to visit his aunt. I must seem like the biggest nagging idiot in the world! Mel PS Let's go to the noon cla.s.s so we can get it over with. I know you hate it, Nadine, but it's good for you. And sweating is natural. People have been doing it for many thousands of years. You know what's not natural? Mariah Carey's chest. To: Mel Fuller suffering from a synaptic breakdown? First of all, he's not gay. Secondly, even if he was gay, you're saying you want to go with him to see his comatose aunt is hardly nagging. It's actually very nice. I told you not to listen to Dolly. Remember the chenille bedspread? Remember when you saw him feeding the dog Alpo right there on the bed? Would a gay man ever do that to chenille? Nad PS Everyone knows Mariah had work done. This is a surprise to you? To: Nadine Wilc.o.c.k Yes. You're right. No gay man would ever abuse chenille in such a manner. Thank G.o.d I have you in my life, Nadine. Mel PS But if he isn't gay, how come he hasn't written back? I emailed him ages ago about some tropical depressions, and since then, they've already been upgraded to storms! To: [email protected] From: Jason Trent Subject: Oh for G.o.d's sake... Just call the girl, would you? While you're sitting around beating yourself up, some other man could be stealing her out from under your nose! Don't worry--the Max Friedlander stuff will work itself out. You wouldn't believe some of the lies Jason told me when we first started going out...foremost of which was that he went out once with Jody Foster. He just didn't mention that it was when she happened to be on the same ferry he was taking to Catalina Island. Yeah, he went out with her, all right. Oh, and your mother showed my a picture of this Mich.e.l.le girl, whom your brother insists was the most beautiful woman he has ever known: h.e.l.lo, somebody call the pound, I think there's a pit bull on the loose-- And here comes Jason, he's screaming something about grilled cheese and why don't I get my own email account, and why must I keep pillaging his, and now he's trying to shove me out of his chair, even though I am seven months pregnant with his unborn son, not to mention the mother of his daughters- To: [email protected] From: Jason Trent Jason To: [email protected] From: Jason Trent FIGHT OVER WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ABOUT THE RED-HEADED LADY. MOMMY SAYS YOU SHOULD CALL HER UP AND ASK HER OUT TO DINNER. DADDY SAYS YOU SHOULD GET THERAPY. IF YOU MARRY THE RED HEADED LADY, WILL SHE BE OUR AUNT?. WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO SEE US? WE MISS YOU. WE HAVE BEEN VERY. GOOD. EVERY TIME THAT VEIN IN DADDYS HEAD STARTS TO TURN. PURPLE WE SING THAT SONG YOU TAUGHT US, JUST LIKE YOU SAID TO. YOU KNOW WHICH SONG. THE ONE ABOUT DIARRHEA. WELL, WE HAVE TO GO, DADDY SAYS TO GET OFF HIS DESK. WRITE SOON!!!. LOVE,. BRITTANY AND HALEY. To: Mel Fuller Sincerely, John PS Did you see that thing on the Weather Channel last night? Why is it that people who attempt to drive through flash-flood swollen rivers in their SUVs always end being people who don't know how to swim? To: Nadine Wilc.o.c.k And he asked me out. Well, sort of. I guess it's more of a pity slash thank you thing than an actual date. But maybe if I get just the right dress.... You're the restaurant expert. Which one should I pick? Mel To: Mel Fuller be able to pay your rent next month if you keep buying outfits to impress this guy. I have an idea. Wear something you already own. He can't have seen everything you own already. He only moved in a couple of weeks ago, and I know you have ten million skirts. Here's another idea: why don't the two of you come to Fresche? That way, Tony and I can get a look at him and let you know what we think. Just a thought. Nadine To: Nadine Wilc.o.c.k What do you think I am, stupid? We aren't going anywhere near Fresche. Not in a million years. Mel To: Mel Fuller I guess when it comes to fine dining, you really know who your friends are. I mean, evidently, you have some kind of prejudice against my restaurant that I never knew about before now. And yet whenever I've offered to grill you up some of my cla.s.sic chicken paillard, you've never turned me down. Could it be that all this time, you've merely been humoring me? What about Nadine? She's not really your best friend, is she? You probably have some fancy other best friend tucked away for emergencies, don't you? It's all becoming clear now. T. To: Tony Salerno why I don't want to go to your restaurant. I don't care to be gawked at by my best friend on her boyfriend! And you know it. You are really insufferable, you know that? It's a good thing you're such a good cook--and so good-looking, too, of course. Mel ;-) To: Mel Fuller Dolly x.x.xOOO To: Mel Fuller That's where you make the guy take you. Best burgers in the city. Plus you can watch the game while you eat. G. To: Mel Fuller Nadine pa.s.sed me your friend John's latest email, which I guess you forwarded to her, and I can say unequivocally, speaking as a h.o.m.os.e.xual, that this man is straight. No gay man I know would ever let a woman choose the restaurant, even if she did save his aunt's life. Make him take you to Fresche. Nadine and I and the rest of the gang are going to sit at the bar and pretend we don't know you. Puh-lease make him take you to Fresche.... Ya'll have a nice time and be sure to practice safe s.e.x, you hear? Tim To: Nadine Wilc.o.c.k Mel To: Dolly Vargas All right everybody, lay off her. We're just making her nervous. I really mean that, Dolly, so don't even think about another Ladies Room ambush. Nadine PS Besides you know she can't keep a secret to save her life. She'll blab about where they're going eventually, and then we'll have her. ;-) To: From: Mel Fuller Hi! It's really sweet of you to offer to take me to dinner, but you really don't have to. I was happy to do what I did for your aunt. I only wish I could have done more. But if you really insist, I honestly don't care where we go to dinner. Well, that's not true, there is one place I really DON'T want to go, and that's Fresche. Anywhere else is fine. Why don't you surprise me? See you back on the 15th floor tonight at six (ICU visiting hours are only from six-thirty to seven)?
Boy - The Boy Next Door Part 9
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