Womanizing Mage Chapter 406: You pinChapter my ear, I'll pinch your mimi (slang for breasts)

Chapter 406: You pinch my ear, I’ll pinch your mimi (slang for b.r.e.a.s.t.s)

Long Yi appeared in front of Nika in a flash. With his ice cold face, Long Yi stared into Nika’s eyes.

Nika bit her lower lip. The ice-cold gaze from Long Yi was rather unbearable and she even felt grievance in her heart. However, she was unwilling to show Long Yi her weak side. As such, she looked at Long Yi’s face stubbornly.

“Little girl, how can you be so ignorant? Do you think you can leave Huangmang Plain alive in your current condition?” Long Yi angrily chided Nika. If she was someone else, Long Yi wouldn’t even bother to save her. However, this was Nika, Lu Xiya’s friend. Long Yi had long since viewed her as his friend since she was the friend of his wife.

“Even if I die, it’s none of your business.” Nika said coldly.

Long Yi didn’t get angry, instead, he laughed and said, “You are a little girl who can’t tell the difference between good and bad. Did you forget the taste of the **? I don’t mind using a special way to make you remember that beating.”

Nika was startled. At the same time, she became embarra.s.sed and angry. When Long Yi tried to enter Elven Forest in the past with several women, she decided to stop him as she was unable to put up with his womanizing any longer. Instead of successfully stopping Long Yi, that rogue firmly started to hit her little **. Whenever she recalled the scene of Long Yi hitting her **, she wanted nothing more than to find a hole to crawl into. Since that day, she often saw those little girls under her leaders.h.i.+p looking at her with an ambiguous gaze.

“You hoodlum, scoundrel, shameless rogue! Why do you even care about me? Why! Is it because you are the husband of the princess? I don’t care if you are the husband of my friend, I don’t care about it at all!” Nika suddenly exploded. She roared at Long Yi and her eyes were filled with glistening teardrops.

Long Yi looked at Nika in a startled fas.h.i.+on, was it possible that this girl had actually fallen in love with him? Impossible… Long Yi was unable to think of any other explanation for why Nika’s reaction would be so huge. Long Yi had always thought that she resented him due to the fact that he had hit her **.

“Why not, I care about you because I am your friend. I’ve always treated you as a good friend from the first day I saw you. Of course, this was despite you welcoming me with your elven bow…” Long Yi retracted his frivolous smile and said seriously to Nika.

“Friend?” Nika murmured and her gaze blurred as she looked at Long Yi. All of a sudden, her legs gave way as she fell to the ground. Fortunately, Long Yi quickly helped her up as he pulled her into his bosom. Nika was unable to enjoy the feeling of Long Yi holding her as her eyes slowly rolled up as Long Yi’s image got further and further away. She lost consciousness in Long Yi’s embrace.

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Honestly speaking, the meat of the Carnage Golden Falcon was not particularly good. Long Yi had only managed to take a bite of the meat after he convinced himself that it was the meat of an SSS ranked magical beast. Of course, the only reason he would eat something as disgusting as this was so he could brag to others in the future. What SSS ranked magical beast? When compared to the real Chinese cuisine, it lacked flavor and texture.

On the other hand, Arnold and Alpha ate the meat of the Carnage Golden Falcon with relish after they were treated by Nalan Ruyue. They ate while gnas.h.i.+ng their teeth. Presumably, they were taking revenge for the injuries they had received a moment ago.

“Why were the two of you with Nika?” Long Yi asked these two who were busy getting their revenge on the Carnage Golden Falcon.

“Both Arnold and I grew up together, we are childhood friends. Because we love adventure, we formed an adventure group. Half a year ago, we made a decision to come to the Huangmang Plain in order to explore and seek out lucky chances. Since we lacked an archer and magician in our adventurer group, we placed a notice in the adventurer bar in order to recruit archers and magicians. At that time, we just happened to encounter Nika who had left Elven Forest in order to gain experience. Thus, she joined our group.” Alpha said.

“Ah, looks like the reason she left Elven Forest was to gain experience. From what I saw just now, the both of you showed great consideration for Nika, as the both of you risked your life in order to save her.” Long Yi questioned them with a smile on his face. However, there was a hidden meaning behind his smile.

Alpha and Arnold looked at each other and said, “We must show consideration for each other in an adventurer group. If everyone only cared about themselves, we’ll never be able to survive. Of course, beside this, the other reason we saved her was because Nika was both beautiful and kind to us. She is the treasure of our group. Who wouldn’t want her as our future wife?”

“So the both of you like her too?” Long Yi said with a smile.

“Of course. However, the feeling we have for her is mostly admiration. We have already discerned that she has someone else in her heart.” Alpha said.

“The both of you are honest people. I have a question for the both of you, how did you figure out that she has someone else in her heart?” Long Yi asked.

“We brothers have been drifting along for so long, we can definitely see such things clearly. Nika is wilful and simple. If there was something on her mind, everything would be written on her face. Only an idiot wouldn’t be able to figure out what she is thinking.” Alpha said while staring at Long Yi. He continued, “Now, we finally know who Nika is thinking of.”

Long Yi smiled without answering and said indifferently, “Your injuries have yet to heal completely… The both of you should rest more.”

Alpha and Arnold nodded their head before they entered their respective tents.

The fiery red sun gradually sunk into the horizon, leaving behind a burning sunset glow. Long Yi looked at the tent where Nika was resting and sighed and shook his head. His eyes gradually become deep and serene as he looked into the distant horizon.

“Is there someone on the moon?” The cool and refres.h.i.+ng voice of Wushuang came from behind him. After hearing her voice, Long Yi knew that she was behind him.

Long Yi slightly turned his head and looked towards the bright moon hanging on the completely dark night sky. The moon was really round tonight….

“There is probably a legendary Immortal Palace on the moon, and a lonely fairy lives in that Immortal Palace. When I’m free, I’ll definitely go up there to console that beautiful fairy.” Long Yi leaned back and coincidentally b.u.mped into Wushuang’s soft and slender legs. Smelling the faint fragrance coming from Wushuang, Long Yi felt extremely contented.

“Then, can you take me along?” Wushuang revealed a mischievous expression for the first time and joked with Long Yi.

Long Yi was startled. Shaking his head, he looked up at Wushuang and said, “How can I do that? Have you ever seen someone who brought along their wife when they went out to fool around with other women?”

Wushuang smiled sweetly. It was all because Long Yi said those two words, ‘his wife’. She felt that there was nothing in this world that made her happier than this. She was happy because she was his wife. Life was simple for Wushuang.

Long Yi smiled and embraced Wushuang. As he was sitting in front of Wushuang who stood behind him, his hands naturally rested on Wushuang’s pert b.u.t.tocks. Kneading and pinching, Long Yi started to play with Wushuang’s soft and flexible b.u.t.tocks.

Wushuang’s beautiful face flushed red. In the next moment, she used the skill all women were good at, pinching. Even though other women would pinch Long Yi’s waist, Wushuang placed her hands onto his ears and pinched hard.

Long Yi screamed in pain as he flipped his body around. Using his hands, he grabbed Wushuang and made her sit on his lap.

“Shuang’er, you are becoming more and more like my mother.” Long Yi said with a smile.

Wushuang also smiled as she listened to Long Yi’s heartbeat. She felt extremely happy as she extended her hands to hug Long Yi’s neck. She clung onto Long Yi’s neck as she stuck close to his body.

Long Yi was pleasantly surprised as he hugged Wushuang. She had never been so bold and had never taken the initiative. Even Bertha and Nalan Ruyue who were looking from far away were surprised.

“Suang’er.” Long Yi softly called out.

“Mmm.” Wushuang slightly swayed in Long Yi’s bosom. The feeling of Long Yi holding her felt wonderful and she felt extremely comfortable. She felt warm and protected and was ready to fall asleep in Long Yi’s arms.

“You just pinched my ears. No one has ever pinched my ears other than my mother.” Long Yi’s lips gently touched the small spotlessly white ear on Wushuang’s face as he whispered.

“What are you going to do about it? Do you want to pinch me back?” Wushuang smiled and asked. After she recovered her memories, she would always smile when she was with Long Yi. Long Yi had once said that her smile could make the sun and moon l.u.s.terless. In Wushuang’s eyes, she didn’t need the sun and moon to become l.u.s.terless in front of her smile, she only needed Long Yi to love her smile.

“Of course, I will pinch you back! If I don’t pinch you back, wouldn’t that be letting my ears down?” Long Yi said with a bad smile on his face. Sticking out his tongue, Long Yi licked Wushuang’s soft earlobes.

“Alright… I’ll allow you to pinch me then.” Wushuang slightly trembled and her charming body became boiling hot.

“Since you were the one who asked for it…” Long Yi smiled and stretched out his hands from under her armpits. He grabbed those full and round **.

“Ah….. Long Yi, you……” Wushuang cried out in alarm and rebuked as her already red face flushed even more.

“You were the one who said I could… but you never said where I could pinch. Not to mention, this target is comparatively bigger, so…… heh heh……” Long Yi complacently laughed as if he was a cat that succeeded in cheating.

“Then, shouldn’t you let go?” Wushuang said in annoyance. Even though she was asking Long Yi to release her, her body was getting soft.

“Not yet, I just found that this place on your chest seemed to have swollen. How about going inside the tent and let me have a good look at your chest?” Long Yi kneaded the towering chest of Wushuang and said.

Even though he was groping her from above her clothes, he could clearly feel Wushuang’s elastic and soft flesh. He was ready to make trouble in his heart.

“So hateful, I don’t want……” Wushuang said in a mosquito-like small voice. As a matter of fact, after that barrier in her heart was broken, she no longer resisted Long Yi’s advances. She decided that she would no longer reject Long Yi’s advance to take the final step, on the contrary, she somewhat looked forward to it.

“You don’t want it? That isn’t up to you to decide. Tonight, you are mine.” Long Yi smiled and carrying Wushuang in his arms, he rushed into the tent.

Not far away, Nalan Ruyue and Bertha felt a sense of loss in their heart as they saw the two of them disappearing into the tent.

“Ruyue, they went in.” Bertha pouted as she felt somewhat sour.

Nalan Ruyue had already accepted the situation. Her husband was surrounded by many first-rate beauties, if she made a fuss about each and every one of them, wouldn’t she die from eating too much vinegar? Moreover, she was very clear that if she wanted to become closer to Long Yi, she would have to get closer to the other women by his side. If she wished to monopolize him, her end result might be the same as his cousin Dongfang Kexin.

“That pervert, that big bad wolf.” Bertha pouted.

Nalan Ruyue happily smiled and said, “Our husband is a big wolf, be sure to not fall into his trap.”

Bertha knew that Nalan Ruyue was teasing her. Even Barbarian Bull, that slow fellow, should know her feelings. Long Yi was the only one who pretended to not notice her feelings for him, feigning ignorance.

At this moment, a powerful magic fluctuation suddenly came out from inside the tent where Long Yi and Wushuang had entered. Along with a blue light, a cold qi started spreading around. Everything within the barrier was frozen in an instant. The leaking cold qi froze the gra.s.s within the radius of more than ten meters around the tent.