The Best of L Sprague De Camp Part 15
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Presently this pile of sawdust did a curious thing. It swirled up into a whirling, top-shaped cloud, as if a whirlwind had settled on its apex. The cloud grew until there was no more sawdust on the ground, and the cloud was as big as a house. Then it swooped hither and thither about the yard. It hid the workers from each other and stung their faces. They were not encouraged when one of them pointed out that, while the cloud itself seemed to be borne on a miniature tornado, the far-off trees stood stiff in still air. They stampeded, yelling, into the sawmill. The engineer, hearing the tumult, prudently shut down the engine, and again the band saw and the edging, tr.i.m.m.i.n.g, and slas.h.i.+ng saws fell silent. n.o.body else was silent. Pringle, rubbing sawdust out of his bloodshot eyes, could not make himself heard at all.
The cloud made a couple of tentative rushes at the mill. But Aceria's powers were apparently not equal to getting it in a lot of separate doors and windows and reforming it inside. It hovered, teetering and swoos.h.i.+ng menacingly, about the yard.
Many people did not love Dan Pringle, but they admitted that he bad what it takes. He got the sneezing and blaspheming Laroch.e.l.le and Fa.s.sler aside and sent them on an errand. They went out and ran to Fa.s.sler's car. The cloud swooped after them, but they jumped in and cranked up the windows, and off they went.
When they came back, they had two boxes full of colored sungla.s.ses with little metal s.h.i.+elds that made pa.s.sable goggles out of them. Fa.s.sler said: "That's all there are of these things around here. We went clear up to Old Forge and cleaned out the stores. And my car stopped just before we got back. Sawdust in the carburetor."
Pringle yelled for attention. He put on a pair of the goggles, tied a handkerchief over the lower part of his face, turned up his s.h.i.+rt collar, pulled his hat down over his ears, and said: "Now, if you guys have got any guts, you'll do like me and go out there and get back to work. The sawdust can't hurt you. I'm going out if I have to load the d.a.m.n cars myself. Who's with me? Time and a half as long as that cloud's around."
n.o.body said anything for a minute. Then Edward Gallivan mumbled something and put on a pair of goggles. Most of the others did likewise. They were, after all, a strong, tough lot, and the sight of their fat and aging boss preparing to face the cloud alone may have shamed them.
So, masked and goggled, they went back down the tramways, clutching at the piles for support as the whirlwind buffeted them and the sawdust stung every exposed inch of skin. Pringle grinned behind his handkerchief as he watched them get slowly on with their work, while Aceria's top shrieked about their ears. So, the wood spook still thought she could lick him? If this was her last stunt, he'd won, by jeepers. Or at least it was still a draw.
- But it was not Aceria's last stunt. The cloud rose up and up until it looked no bigger than a marble. Everybody thought it was leaving for good, although they continued to glance up nervously at it.
Then it started down again. As it came near, they saw that it was a lot smaller and more opaque than when it had gone up. As it approached, it resolved itself into something that might be imagined by a paleontologist with the d.t.'s. It looked somewhat like a pterodactyl, somewhat like an octopus, and somewhat like Fafner in "Siegfried."
It had huge batlike wings and six long tentacular limbs with hands on their ends.
The shouts that had sounded on previous occasions about the yard were but as the chirp of canaries compared with the yells that now arose. As the thing glided over the yard, workers, foreman, inspectors, everybody went away. They went in straight radial lines, like droplets of mercury when a gob falls on a table top, only much faster. They jumped fences and waded neck-deep across the Moose River. Those inside the mill looked out to see what was up. They saw, and they went, too.
Pringle danced on the tramway. "Come back!" he screamed. "It can't hurt you. It's only sawdust! Look!" The monster was bobbing up and down in front of him, moving its horrid yellow jaws. He strode up to it and punched it. His fist went right through the sawdust, which swirled out in little puffs around his wrist. The hole made by his fist closed up as soon as he drew his arm back. For it was, as he surmised, merely the same cloud of animated sawdust, somewhat condensed and molded into this horrifying form.
"Look here! It's not a real thing at all! Come on back!" He pa.s.sed his hand right through one of its groping limbs, which joined together again immediately.
But there was n.o.body to appreciate this display of nerve. Across the river, Pringle could see the rear elevation of a couple of small figures in drab work clothes, getting smaller every minute. As he watched, they disappeared into the forest. The form floated low over the site of the sawdust pile and collapsed. The pile was back where it had been, and Pringle was alone.
The thing that perhaps annoyed Pringle the most was that this time the engineer had run off without shutting down the engines, so that all the saws were whirling merrily in the empty mill. Pringle had to go down and turn the valve himself.
It was almost dark when Pringle and Laroch.e.l.le appeared at the sawmill. They looked odd. Pringle was wearing, among other things, a catcher's mask and chest protector. Laroch.e.l.le wore an old football helmet, several sweaters, and a lumber yard worker's heavy leather ap.r.o.n. Pringle carried a flashlight; Laroch.e.l.le, a five-gallon can of kerosene and a gasoline blowtorch.
"What are you going to do, Mr. Pringle?" asked Aceria. She was sitting on No. 1040. Laroch.e.l.le had gone off to start the water pump and uncoil the fire hose.
"Going to have a little fire."
"You are going to b.u.m my home?" "Maybe." - "Won't you burn up the whole yard?"
"Not if we can help it. We're going to wet down the neighboring piles first. It's taking a chance, but what the h.e.l.l?"
"Why are you so determined to destroy my home?"
"Because, d.a.m.n it," Pringle's voice rose, "I've had all I can stand of this business! It's cost me a hundred times the value of those boards. But I won't give in to you, see? You won't let me load the boards. Okay, they're no good to me. So I might as well burn 'em up and end this nonsense for good. And you can't stop me. Your boards are tied down so you can't crawl inside 'em and animate 'em. Joe and I are protected, so it won't do you any good to get rough with us. And your sawdust monsters won't have a chance against this blowtorch."
Aceria was silent for a while. The only sounds were the hum of insects, the slap of Pringle's hand as he hit a punkie on his cheek, the whir of an automobile on the state highway, and Joe Laroch.e.l.le's distant footsteps.
Then she said: "I do not think you will burn my home, Mr. Pringle."
"Who's going to stop me?"
"I am. You were very clever and very brave about facing my magics, no? And now you say, 'Ho-ho, I have beaten all Aceria's tricks.'"
"Yep." Pringle had been making a heap of edgings and bark, well away from the pile. A loud swish in the dark showed that Joe had begun his wetting down. "Now, Joe," Pringle called, "you catch the other end of this rope. We want to tighten up on the pile as soon as we pull a couple of boards out, so the rest can't get loose."
"Okay, Mr. Pringle. Here goes." There were sounds in the semidark as the two men moved around the pile, making sure that their enterprise would suffer neither from spreading of the flames nor unwonted activity on the part of the boards.
"Very clever," continued Aceria, "but I should have remembered sooner that it is not always the most complicated magic that is the most effective."
"Uh," said Pringle. He splashed kerosene over his pile of kindling and lighted it. It flared up at once into a big, cheerful flame. "No wind," said Pringle, "so I guess she's safe enough. All right, Joe, let's haul the first board out."
Aceria seemed not to mind being ignored so pointedly. As Pringle and Laroch.e.l.le laid hands on the board, she said: "You were only so-so afraid of the boards when I went into them and made them alive, no? And you stood up to my monster. But there is something you are more afraid of than the boards or the monsters."
Pringle just grinned. "Is there? All right, Joe, heave! Don't pay any attention if I seem to be talking to myself."
"Yes. Union organizers," said Aceria.
"Huh?" Pringle stopped pulling on the board.
"Yes. You would like it, no, if I organized your men."
Pringle's mouth dropped open.
"I could do it. I have been listening to them talk, and I know something about unions. And you know me. I appear, I disappear. You could not keep me away, like you do those men from the A.F.L. and the C.I.O. Oh, I would have a nice revenge for the burning of my home."
For the s.p.a.ce of thirty seconds there was no sound but the breathing of the two men and the crackle of the flames. When Pringle made a noise, it was a ghastly strangling sound, like the death rattle of a man dying of thirst in the desert.
"You-" he said. And again, "You-"
"You sick, Mr. Pringle?" asked Laroch.e.l.le.
"No," said Pringle, "I'm dying."
"Well?" spoke Aceria.
Pringle sat down heavily in the muck, took off his wire mask, and buried his face in his hands. "Go away, Joe," he said, and would listen to no remonstrances from the alarmed Laroch.e.l.le.
Pringle said: "You win. What do you want me to do with the d.a.m.n boards? We can't just leave 'em sit here until they rot."
"I would like them put in some nice dry place. I do not mind having them sold, if they are kept together until I can find another tree of the right kind."
"Let's see," said Pringle. "Earl Delacroix needs a new dance floor in his joint. But Earl's so tight he'll wait till somebody falls through the old one. Maybe if I offered him the boards at half price-or even a quarter-"
So it came to pa.s.s that, three weeks later, Earl Delacroix surprised those who knew his penurious habits by installing a new dance floor in The Pines. He surprised them somewhat less by hiring a luscious, red-haired girl as hostess. He himself was not too pleased over that innovation. But Pringle had brought the girl in personally and given her the strongest recommendation. Delacroix's mental eyebrows had gone up a bit. Hadn't Pringle's wife left him a while before? Oh, well, it was none of his business. If Pringle, who owned most of the town, wanted a-friend-employed, it was a good idea to employ the friend, without asking too many questions.
Delacroix had been particularly intrigued when the girl gave her name as Aceria; then, when he asked her full name, a whispered consultation between the girl and Pringle produced the surname of Jones. Jones, eh? Heh, heh.
Since then, Aceria has worked at The Pines. For appearance's sake, she has a room in the boarding house next door. But its bed is never slept in. Her landlady does not know that, every night, Aceria returns to the restaurant. It is dark then, and n.o.body is there to see her do whatever she does to merge herself with the floorboards. Probably she just fades out of sight. On these nocturnal trips, she always wears her old green dress. Or rather, it was green, but with the coming of fall it gradually turned a rich orange-yellow.
She dances divinely, and the local boys like her but find her a little odd. For instance, sooner or later she asks every acquaintance whether he knows of a place where a Norway maple grows. She is still asking, and if you know of one I am sure she would be grateful if you would inform her. - .
THE RELUCTANT SHAMAN.
FINE July day, a tourist took his small boy into a shop in Gahato, New York. The sign over the shop read:
CHIEF SOARING TURTLE.
Indian Bead-Work-Pottery
Inside, a stocky, copper-colored man stood amidst a litter of burntleather cus.h.i.+ons, Navajo blankets made in Connecticut, and similar truck.
"Have you got a small bow-and-arrow outfit?" the tourist asked. "Ugh," said the Indian. He rummaged and produced a small bow and six arrows with rubber k.n.o.bs for heads.
"Are you a real Indian?" the boy asked.
"Ugh. Sure. Heap big chief."
"Where are your feathers?"
"Put away. Only wear urn for war dance."
The tourist paid and started out. At that instant, a copper-colored boy of fifteen years entered from the back.
"Hey, Pop, one of the kittens just et the other!" he called loudly. The Indian lost his barbaric impa.s.siveness. "What? Jeepers Cripus, what kind of mink farmer do you call yourself? I told you to s.h.i.+ft 'em to separate cages yesterday, before they began to fight!"
"I'm sorry, Pop. I guess I forgot."
"You'd better be sorry. That be good money throwed down the sewer."
The tourist's car door slammed, and as the car moved off, the thin voice of the tourist's little boy was wafted back: "He talks just like anybody else. He don't sound like a real Indian to me."
But Virgil Hathaway, alias Chief Soaring Turtle, was a real Indian. He was a Pen.o.bscot from Maine, forty-six years old, a highschool graduate, and-except that he did not bathe as often as some people thought he should-a model citizen.
Shortly after the departure of the tourist, another man came in. This visitor had Hathaway's distinctive muddy coloring and Mongoloid features, though he was fatter, shorter, and older than Hathaway.
"Morning," he said. "You're Virgil Hathaway, ain'tcha?"
"That's who I be, mister."
The man smiled so that his eyes disappeared in fat. "Pleased to know you, Mr. Hathaway. I'm Charlie Catfish, of the Senecas."
"That so? Glad to know you, Mr. Catfish. How about stopping over for some grub?"
"Thanks, but the folks want to make Blue Mountain Lake for lunch. Tell you what you can do. I got eight stone throwers with me. They was let come up here providing they behaved. I got enough to do without dragging them all over, so if you don't mind I'll leave 'em in your charge."
"Stone throwers?" repeated Hathaway blankly.
"You know, Gczhunga. You can handle 'em even though you're Algonquin, being as you're a descendant of Dekanawida."
"I be what?"
"A descendant of Hiawatha's partner. We keep track-" A horn blast interrupted him. "Sorry, Mr. Hathaway, gotta go. You won't have no trouble." And the fat Indian was gone.
Hathaway was left puzzled and uneasy. It was nice to be descended from Dekanawida, the great Huron chief and cofounder of the Iroquois League. But what were Gahunga? His smattering of the Iroquoian dialects included no such term.
Then there was another customer, and after her Harvey Pringle lounged in, wearing a sport s.h.i.+rt that showed off his strength and beauty.
"Hi, Virgil," he drawled. "How's every little thing?"
"Pretty good, considering." Hathaway felt a sudden urge to bring his accounts up to date. Young Pringle could waste more time in one hour than most men could in three.
"I finished my ragweed pulling for today."
"Huh?" said Hathaway.
"Yeah. The old man got s.h.i.+rty again about my not doing anything. I said, why take a job away from some poox~ guy that needs it? So I appointed myself the county's one-man ragweed committee. I pull the stuff up for one hour a day, heh-heh! Babs been in?"
"No," replied Hathaway.
"Oh, well, she knows where to find me." Harvey Pringle yawned and sauntered out. Hathaway wondered what Barbara Scott could see in that useless hulk. Then he listened to the noise.
It was like a quick, faint drumming, queerly m.u.f.fled, as though the drum were half full of water. Hathaway looked out the screen door; no parade. Timothy weeds nodded peacefully in the breeze, and from the Moose River came the faint scream of old man Pringle's sawmill.
The noise seemed to be behind Hathaway, in the shop, like the sound of a small Delco plant in the cellar. The noise increased. It waxed, and eight figures materialized on the rug. They looked like Iroquois warriors two feet tall, complete with moccasins, buckskin leggings, and scalps shaven except for stiff crests on the crown. One squatted and tapped a three-inch drum. The other seven circled around him, occasionally giving the loon cry by slapping the hand against the mouth while uttering a long, shrill yell.
"Hey!" barked Hathaway. The drumming stopped. "Who the devil be you?"
The drummer spoke: "Adenlozlakstengen agoiyo-"
"Whoa! Don't you speak English?"
"Ayuh, mister. I -thought if you was a medicine man, you'd talk Iroquois-"
"If I was what?"
"Medicine man. Charlie said he was gonna leave us with one while he went to Canada."
"Be you the stone throwers?"
"Ayuh. I'm chief, name of Gaga, from Cattaraugus County. Anything you want us to do?"
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