Lords And Ladies Part 52
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The unicorn lowered its head and charged. Nanny Ogg reached the nearest tree with low branches and leapt upward...
Granny Weatherwax folded her arms.
"Come on on, Esme!"
"No. I ain't been thinking thinking clear enough, but I am now. There's some things I don't have to run from." clear enough, but I am now. There's some things I don't have to run from."
The white shape bulleted down the avenue of trees, a thousand pounds of muscle behind twelve inches of glistening horn. Steam swirled behind it.
"Esme!"
Circle time was ending. Besides, she knew now why her mind had felt so unravelled, and that was a help. She couldn't hear the ghostly thoughts of all the other Esme Weatherwaxes anymore.
Perhaps some lived in a world ruled by elves. Or had died long ago. Or were living what they thought were happy lives. Granny Weatherwax seldom wished for anything, because wis.h.i.+ng was soppy, but she felt a tiny regret that she'd never be able to meet them.
Perhaps some were going to die, now, here on this path. Everything you did meant that a million copies of you did something else. Some were going to die. She'd sensed their future deaths...the deaths of Esme Weatherwax. And couldn't save them, because chance did not work like that.
On a million hillsides the girl ran, on a million bridges the girl chose, on a million paths the woman stood...
All different, all one.
All she could do for all of them was be herself, here and now, as hard as she could.
She stuck out a hand.
A few yards away the unicorn hit an invisible wall. Its legs flailed as it tried to stop, its body contorted in pain, and it slid the rest of the way to Granny's feet on its back.
"Gytha," said Granny, as the beast tried to get upright, "you'll take off your stockings and knot 'em into a halter and pa.s.s it to me carefully."
"Esme..."
"What?"
"Ain't got no stockings on, Esme."
"What about the lovely red and white pair I gave you on Hogswatchnight? I knitted 'em myself. You know how I hates knitting."
"Well, it's a warm night. I likes to, you know, let the air circulate."
"I had the devil of a time with the heels."
"Sorry, Esme."
"At least you'll be so good as to run up to my place and bring everything that's in the bottom of the dresser."
"Yes, Esme."
"But before that you'll call in at your Jason's and tell him to get the forge good and hot."
Nanny Ogg stared down at the struggling unicorn. It seemed to be stuck, terrified of Granny but at the same time quite unable to escape.
"Oh, Esme, you're never going to ask our Jason to-"
"I won't ask ask him to do anything. And I ain't him to do anything. And I ain't asking asking you, neither." you, neither."
Granny Weatherwax removed her hat, skimming it into the bushes. Then, her eyes never leaving the animal, she reached up to the iron-gray bun of her hair and removed a few crucial pins.
The bun uncoiled a waking snake of fine hair, which unwound down to her waist when she shook her head a couple of times.
Nanny watched in paralyzed fascination as she reached up again and broke a single hair at its root.
Granny Weatherwax's hands made a complicated motion in the air as she made a noose out of something almost too thin to see. She ignored the thras.h.i.+ng horn and dropped it over the unicorn's neck. Then she pulled.
Struggling, its unshod hooves kicking up great clods of mud, the unicorn struggled to its feet.
"That'll never hold it," said Nanny, sidling around the tree.
"I could hold it with a cobweb, Gytha Ogg. With a cobweb cobweb. Now go about your business."
"Yes, Esme."
The unicorn threw back its head and screamed.
Half the town was waiting as Granny led the beast into Lancre, hooves skidding on the cobbles, because when you tell Nanny Ogg you tell everyone.
It danced at the end of the impossibly thin tether, kicking out at the terminally unwary, but never quite managing to pull free.
Jason Ogg, still in his best clothes, was standing nervously at the open doorway to the forge. Superheated air vibrated over the chimney.
"Mister Blacksmith," said Granny Weatherwax, "I have a job for you."
"Er," said Jason, "that's a unicorn, is that."
"Correct."
The unicorn screamed again, and rolled mad red eyes at Jason.
"No one's ever put shoes on a unicorn," said Jason.
"Think of this," said Granny Weatherwax, "as your big moment."
The crowd cl.u.s.tered round, trying to see and hear while keeping out of the way of the hooves.
Jason rubbed his chin with his hammer.
"I don't know-"
"Listen to me, Jason Ogg," said Granny, hauling on the hair as the creature skittered around in a circle, "you can shoe anything anyone brings you. And there's a price for that, ain't there?"
Jason gave Nanny Ogg a panic-stricken look. She had the grace to look embarra.s.sed.
"She never told me about it," said Granny, with her usual ability to read Nanny's expression through the back of her own head.
She leaned closer to Jason, almost hanging from the plunging beast. "The price for being able to shoe anything, anything that anyone brings you...is having to shoe anything anyone brings you. The price for being the best is always...having to be be the best. And you pays it, same as me." the best. And you pays it, same as me."
The unicorn kicked several inches of timber out of the door frame.
"But iron-" said Jason. "And nails-"
"Yes?"
"Iron'll kill it," said Jason. "If I nail iron to 'n, I'll kill 'n. Killing's not part of it. I've never killed anything. I was up all night with that ant, it never felt a thing. I won't hurt a living thing that never done me no harm."
"Did you get that stuff from my dresser, Gytha?"
"Yes, Esme."
"Bring it in here, then. And you, Jason, you just get that forge hot."
"But if I nail iron to it I'll-"
"Did I say anything about iron?"
The horn took a stone out of the wall a foot from Jason's head. He gave in.
"You'll have to come in to keep it calm, then," he said. "I've never shod a stallion like this'n without two men and a boy a-hanging on to it."
"It'll do what it's told," Granny promised. "It can't cross me."
"It murdered old Scrope," said Nanny Ogg. "I wouldn't mind him killing it."
"Then shame on you, woman," said Granny. "It's an animal. Animals can't murder. Only us superior races can murder. That's one of the things that sets us apart from animals. Give me that sack."
She towed the fighting animal through the big double doors and a couple of the villagers hurriedly swung them shut. A moment later a hoof kicked a hole in the planking.
Ridcully arrived at a run, his huge crossbow slung over his shoulder.
"They told me the unicorn had turned up again!"
Another board splintered.
"In there?"
Nanny nodded.
"She dragged it all the way down from the woods," she said.
"But the d.a.m.n thing's savage!"
Nanny Ogg rubbed her nose. "Yes, well...but she's qualified, ain't she? When it comes to unicorn taming. Nothing to do with witchcraft."
"What d'you mean?"
"I thought there was some some things things everyone everyone knew about trapping unicorns," said Nanny archly. "Who could trap 'em, is what I am delicately hintin' at. She always knew about trapping unicorns," said Nanny archly. "Who could trap 'em, is what I am delicately hintin' at. She always could could run faster'n you, could Esme. She could outdistance any man." run faster'n you, could Esme. She could outdistance any man."
Ridcully stood there with his mouth open.
"Now, me me," said Nanny, "I'd always trip over first ole tree root I came to. Took me ages to find one, sometimes."
"You mean after I went she never-"
"Don't get soft ideas. It's all one at our time o'life anyway," said Nanny. "It'd never have crossed her mind if you hadn't turned up." An a.s.sociated thought seemed to strike her. "You haven't seen Casanunda, have you?"
"'Ello, my little rosebud," said a cheerful, hopeful voice.
Nanny didn't even turn around.
"You do turn up where people aren't looking," she said.
"Famed for it, Mrs. Ogg."
There was silence from inside the forge. Then they could make out the tap-tap-tap of Jason's hammer.
"What they doing in there?" said Ridcully.
"It's stopping it kicking, whatever it is," said Nanny.
"What was in the sack, Mrs. Ogg?" said Casanunda.
"What she told me to get," said Nanny. "Her old silver tea set. Family heirloom. I've only ever seen it but twice, and once was just now when I put it in the sack. I don't think she's ever used it. It's got a cream jug shaped like a humorous cow."
More people had arrived outside the forge. The crowd stretched all the way across the square.
The hammering stopped. Jason's voice, quite close, said: "We're coming out now."
"They're coming out now," said Nanny.
"What'd she say?"
"She said they're coming out now."
"They're coming out now!"
The crowd pulled back. The doors swung open.
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