Comedies by Holberg : Jeppe of the Hill, The Political Tinker, Erasmus Montanus Part 10
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JACOB. There's nothing so splendid about that. I don't grudge you your luck. But listen, Jeppe: where you drink your liquor, there you pour out the dregs; you have gone and got full somewhere else, and now you come here to do your brawling.
JEPPE. Quick, take off your cap, scoundrel! Don't you hear what jingles in my pocket?
JACOB (his cap under his arm). Heavens, man, where did you get the money?
JEPPE. From my barony, Jacob. I will tell you all that's happened to me; but get me a gla.s.s of mead, for I'm much too high and mighty to drink Danish brandy.
JACOB. Your health, Jeppe!
JEPPE. Now I shall tell you all that's happened to me: When I left you, I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was a baron, and got drunk all over again on pork-wine. I woke up on a dungheap and went to sleep again, hoping to sleep myself back to my baron's estate. I found it doesn't always work, for my wife woke me up again with Master Eric and pulled me home by the hair, not showing the least respect for the kind of man I had been. When I got back to my room, I was thrown out again by the neck, and found myself in the midst of a lot of constables, who sentenced me to death and killed me with poison.
When I was dead, I was hanged; and when I was hanged, I came to life again; and when I came to life again, I got four rix-dollars. That is my story, but as to how it happened, I leave that to you to think out.
JACOB. Ha, ha, ha! It's all a dream, Jeppe!
JEPPE. If it weren't for my four rix-dollars here, I might think it was a dream, too. Give me another, Jacob! I shan't think about all that rubbish any more, but get myself decently drunk.
JACOB. Your health, my lord baron! Ha, ha, ha!
JEPPE. Perhaps you can't grasp it, Jacob?
JACOB. No, not if I stood on my head.
JEPPE. It can be true for all that, Jacob! For you're a dunce, and there are simpler things than this that you can't understand.
SCENE 5
[Enter Magnus.]
MAGNUS. Ha, ha, ha! I'll tell you the d.a.m.n'dest tale, about a man called Jeppe of the Hill, who was found lying on the ground dead drunk: they changed his clothes and put him in the best bed up at the baron's castle, made him believe that he was the baron when he woke up, got him full, and laid him in his own dirty clothes back on the dungheap again, and when he came to, he thought he had been in paradise. I nearly laughed myself to death when I heard the story from the bailiff's men. By the Lord, I'd give a rix-dollar to see the fool! Ha, ha, ha!
JEPPE. What do I owe, Jacob?
JACOB. Twelvepence.
[Jeppe strokes his chin and goes out looking very shame-faced.
MAGNUS. Why is that fellow in such a hurry?
JACOB. It's the very man they played the joke on.
MGNUS. Is that possible? I must run after him. Listen, Jeppe! Just a word--How are things in the other world?
JEPPE. Let me be.
MAGNUS. Why didn't you stay longer?
JEPPE. What business is that of yours?
MAGNUS. Come, do tell us a little about the journey.
JEPPE. Let me be, I say, or there'll be a calamity coming to you.
MAGNUS. But, Jeppe, I am so anxious to know about it.
JEPPE. Jacob Shoemaker, help! Will you let this man do me violence in your house?
MAGNUS. I'm not doing you any harm, Jeppe, I'm just asking you what you saw in the other world.
JEPPE. Hey, help, help!
MAGNUS. Did you see any of my forefathers there?
JEPPE. No, your forefathers must all be in the other place, where you and all the rest of the carrion go when they die.
[Shakes himself loose and runs away.
SCENE 6, EPILOGUE
(Enter the Baron, his Secretary, Valet, and Lackeys.)
BARON. Ha, ha, ha! That experiment was worth money. I never thought it would work out so well. If you could amuse me like that more often, Eric, you would stand even better with me than you do now.
ERIC. No, my lord! I should not dare to play that kind of comedy again. For if he had beaten your lords.h.i.+p as he threatened, it would have turned into an ugly tragedy.
BARON. That's very true. I was afraid of that, but I was so much engrossed in keeping up the deception that I really think I should have let myself be pummelled, or even let you be hanged, Eric, as he threatened, rather than give it away. Didn't you feel the same?
ERIC. No, indeed, my lord! It would be an odd sensation, to let yourself be hanged for fun; that sort of fun would be too expensive.
BARON. Why, Eric, such things happen every day: people throw away their lives for fun in one way or another. For instance, a man has a weak nature and sees that he is ruining his life and his health by excessive drinking; yet he still keeps on maltreating his body and risks his life for an evening's enjoyment. Then, again: it often happens in Turkey that grand viziers are strangled or choked to death with a cord the very day they are made viziers, or a few days after; yet every one is eager to take the office, just so that he may be hanged with a great t.i.tle. Still another instance: officers gladly risk body and soul to get a reputation for bravery, and fight duels about anything at all even with men known to be their superiors. I think, too, that one could find hundreds and hundreds of men in love who for the sake of a night of pleasure would let themselves be killed in the morning. And you see in sieges how soldiers will desert in droves and flock to the beleaguered city, which they know must shortly surrender, and in order to live in luxury for one day will get themselves hanged the next. One way is no more rational than the other. In olden times even philosophers used to subject themselves deliberately to misfortune in order that after their death they might be praised. Therefore, Eric, I thoroughly believe that you would rather have allowed yourself to be hanged than have spoiled our beautiful practical joke.
EPILOGUE
(Spoken by the Baron)
Of this adventure, children, the moral is quite clear: To elevate the lowly above their proper sphere Involves no less a peril than rashly tumbling down The great who rise to power by deeds of just renown. Permit the base-born yokel untutored sway to urge, The sceptre of dominion as soon becomes a scourge. Let once despotic power drive justice from the realm, In every peaceful hamlet a Nero grasps the helm. Could Phalaris or Caius in days of yore have been More merciless a tyrant than him we here have seen? Before the seat of justice had time his warmth to feel He threatened us with torture, the gallows, and the wheel. Nay, never shall we tremble beneath a boor's dictates Or set a plowman over us, as oft in ancient states--For if we sought to pattern us on follies such as those, Each history of dominion in tyranny would close.
THE POLITICAL TINKER
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