Comedies by Holberg : Jeppe of the Hill, The Political Tinker, Erasmus Montanus Part 30
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MONTa.n.u.s. Shut up, rascal!
JACOB. I may be a rascal, but I earn with my hands the money for my parents that you spend.
MONTa.n.u.s. If you don't shut up, I'll maim you. (Throws the book at him.)
JACOB. Ow, ow, ow!
SCENE 3
(Enter Jeppe and Nille.)
JEPPE. What is all this noise?
JACOB. Oh, my brother Rasmus is beating me.
NILLE. What does this mean? He wouldn't hit you without good reason.
MONTa.n.u.s. No, mother, that is so. He comes here and bandies words with me as though he were my equal.
NILLE. What a devil's own rogue! Don't you know enough to respect such a learned man? Don't you know that he is an honor to our whole family? My dear and respected son, you mustn't pay any attention to him, he is an ignorant lout.
MONTa.n.u.s. I sit here speculating about important questions, and this importunissimus and audacissimus juvenis comes and hinders me. It is no child's play to have to deal with these transcendentalibus. I wouldn't have had it happen for two marks.
JEPPE. Oh, don't be angry, my dear son! This shall never happen again. I am so much afraid that my honored son has allowed himself to get over-excited. Learned folk can't stand many shocks. I know that Peer the deacon got excited once and didn't recover for three days.
MONTa.n.u.s. Peer the deacon! Is he learned?
JEPPE. I should say he was! As far back as I can remember, we have never had a deacon here in the village who could sing as well as he can.
MONTa.n.u.s. For all that, he may have no learning at all.
JEPPE. He preaches beautifully, too.
MONTa.n.u.s. For all that, too, he might have no learning at all.
NILLE. Oh, honored son! How can a man lack learning if he preaches well?
MONTa.n.u.s. Surely, mother! All the ignorant folk preach well, for inasmuch as they can't compose anything out of their own heads, they use borrowed sermons, and learn good men's compositions by heart, though sometimes they don't understand them themselves. A learned man, on the other hand, won't use such methods; he composes out of his own head. Believe me, it is a common mistake in this country to judge a student's learning altogether too much from his sermons. But let the fellow dispute as I do--there's the touchstone of learning.
If any one says this table is a candlestick, I will justify the statement. If any one says that meat or bread is straw, I will justify that, too; that has been done many a time. Listen, father!
Will you admit that the man who drinks well is blessed?
JEPPE. I think rather that he is accursed, for a man can drink himself out of both reason and money.
MONTa.n.u.s. I will prove that he is blessed. Quicunque bene bibit, bene dormit. But, no,--you don't understand Latin; I must say it in Danish. Whoever drinks well, sleeps well. Isn't that so?
JEPPE. That's true enough, for when I am half-drunk I sleep like a horse.
MONTa.n.u.s. He who sleeps well does not sin. Isn't that true, too?
JEPPE. True, too; so long as a man's asleep he doesn't sin.
MONTa.n.u.s. He who does not sin is blessed.
JEPPE. That is also true.
MONTa.n.u.s. Ergo: he who drinks well is blessed.--Little mother, I will turn you into a stone.
NILLE. Oh, nonsense! That is more than even learning can do.
MONTa.n.u.s. You shall hear whether it is or not. A stone cannot fly.
NILLE. No, indeed it can't, unless it is thrown.
MONTa.n.u.s. You cannot fly.
NILLE. That is true, too.
MONTa.n.u.s. Ergo: little mother is a stone. (Nille cries.} Why are you crying, little mother?
NILLE. Oh! I am so much afraid that I shall turn into a stone. My legs already begin to feel cold.
MONTa.n.u.s. Don't worry, little mother. I will immediately turn you into a human being again. A stone neither thinks nor talks.
NILLE. That is so. I don't know whether it can think or not, but it surely cannot talk.
MONTa.n.u.s. Little mother can talk.
NILLE. Yes, thank G.o.d, I talk as well as a poor peasant woman can!
MONTa.n.u.s. Good! Ergo: little mother is no stone.
NILLE. Ah! That did me good! Now I am beginning to feel like myself again. Faith, it must take strong heads to study. I don't see how your brains can stand it.--Jacob, after this you shall wait on your brother; you have nothing else to do. If your parents see that you annoy him, you shall get as many blows as your body can stand.
MONTa.n.u.s. Little mother, I should like very much to break him of the habit of calling me "brother." It is not decent for a peasant boy to call a learned man "brother." I should like to have him call me "Monsieur."
JEPPE. Do you hear that, Jacob? When you speak to your brother after this, you are to call him Mossur.
MONTa.n.u.s. I should like to have the deacon invited here to-day, so that I can see what he is good for.
JEPPE. Yes, surely, it shall be done.
MONTa.n.u.s. In the mean time I will go to visit my sweetheart.
NILLE. But I am afraid it is going to rain. Jacob can cany your cloak for you.
MONTa.n.u.s. Jacob.
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