Mossflower Part 24

"What's this Snakefish thing supposed to be?" Martin interrupted.

"Be? He's not supposed to be anything, matey. Snakefish is a giant eel. Big, you never saw the like. He's like a wriggling tree trunk. Here, watch this."

Gonff prised a rock loose from the clay. Leaning out, he hurled it at what looked like a smooth boulder sticking out of the water. In the dim light, the brown muddy mess churned; boiling, as thick coils looped and weaved; thras.h.i.+ng about with untold might.

Gonff shuddered. "That rascal nearly had me. I was saved by the vine hanging from this cave. Good job I'm a prince of climbers. I still keep checking the tip of my tail to make sure it's there-that's how close it was. Still, he's not a bad old sort, providing he keeps his distance. Oh yes, we've even had a conversation, Snakefish and me. He was the champion toadscoffer in mis part of the country, until they laid a trap for him and he fell in here. Poor old Snakefish can't get out now. Still, they keep him happy enough by slinging the odd enemy in here-the occasional fish, maybe a dead bird, pa.s.sing travelers too, of course. Old Snakefish wallops the lot down, doesn't bother him."

Gonff leaned out, calling to the eel, "I said, it doesn't bother you, does it, big matey?"

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The surface of the dim water parted with a whoos.h.i.+ng upheaval and the head of Snakefish appeared. It was something out of a nightmare: thick, wide, silver-black, and the color of yellow ivory beneath. A ma.s.sive slablike head hissed and swayed, revealing countless teeth, pure white and needlelike. Two savage jet eyes watched them with unblinking intensity. Coils of flexible steely muscle rippled and undulated with a life of their own.

Snakefish spoke.

. "One day I will find my way out of here, then I will taste the toadflesh again."

Dinny saluted with his digging claw. "Let's "ope 'ee do, zurr. You'm scoff a few for uz. 'Spect you'm pa.s.sen fond of 'ee toaden."

Snakefish clouded his eyes dreamily. "Aaaaahhhh meeeee. There's nothing so tasty as a brace of plump toads. Unless it's two brace.''

Log-a-Log s.h.i.+fted his paws nervously. * 'Er, right first time, sir. Look at us, all string and fur. Ugh! Why don't you slip out for a toad supper?"

Snakefish reared up, pus.h.i.+ng his coils against the smooth walls of Screamhole. There was no purchase for the great eel. He slid back into the water.

"See, I have given up trying," he said sadly. "Each attempt only makes these walls more smooth and slippery. Strength alone is useless down here."

Martin had the glimmer of an idea forming in his mind. He decided to risk broaching the matter.

"Listen, Snakefish, I have a proposition to put to you. Suppose we helped you out of here, would you leave us to go our way in peace without harming us?"

The great head submerged momentarily, emerging again beneath the hole. Martin felt that if Snakefish really tried he could reach them. The eel slid back a little to rea.s.sure them.

"If you could free me, I would leave you to go at liberty where you will," the eel promised. "I would rather eat toad than mouse. Besides, I need to take my revenge on the tribe of Marshgreen. But you had better decide quickly; before the pa.s.sing of another day I will need to eat. Do you understand me?"

The warrior mouse replied for them all.

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"We understand perfectly, Snakefish. Now, will you leave us alone while we formulate a plan. I'll give you a call the moment we are ready."

The sinister giant slid noiselessly back into the murky waters.

Gonff giggled nervously, "Right, mateys. Thinking caps on, or it's mouse, shrew and mole pie for dinner tomorrow."

Kotir was deserted. The entire garrison had been .mobilized to pursue the woodlanders.

Abbess Germaine and Foremole stood at the window of Tsarmina's high chamber, looking out over the forest.

They had discovered little. Kotir was as grim and mean as any self-respecting woodlander could imagine it-damp and oppressive, riddled with dank crumbling rooms and pa.s.sages where feeble torches guttered fitfully against fungus and moss-clad masonry. As to supplies, it was useful to know that they were at a low ebb in the fortress.

Foremole tugged his snout reflectively. "Hurr, marm. Baint even wurth a-carryen off they mangeful vittles."

Moles and mice had searched the stronghold thoroughly; it was a empty carrion nest.

Columbine wandered through the deserted armory with Old Dinny. All the weapons had been taken off by the soldiers of Tsarmina.

The Loamhedge mouse curled her lip in disgust. "Oh, what's the point of wandering around a filthy evil jumble like this?"

The venerable grandsire of Young Dinny was too busy carrying out his own research to answer. He sniffed the floor between paving cracks, tapped upon walls, dug his claws into rotten beams, all the while muttering to himself, "Burr, oi'm getten a feelen in moi diggen claws 'bout this yurr fort'ica-tion. Oi'm bound to 'ave a sniff round yon cells."

Columbine went up to join the Abbess in Tsarmina's apartments. She could not help noticing the vast difference between the luxurious trappings of the Queen's quarters in contrast to the squalor of the barracks.

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endure this dreadful place. Have you seen the way she treats her soldiers?"

The Abbess ran a thin paw over the tawdry hangings and stained rugs, which Tsarmina had spoiled in her rages. "Yes, child. Now you know the difference between the way these animals live in comparison to honest woodlanders."

Foremole had only one word to express his disgust: "Durt-bags!"

The Abbess looked pensive; an idea was forming in her mind.

"Columbine, this place is deserted. Why couldn't we take it?"

"Goodness, is this our peaceful Abbess speaking?" the young Loamhedge mouse replied, with a twinkle in her eye. "Actually, I was thinking the same thing myself earlier. The answer is that we are not warriors, and our forces are split; the otters and squirrels are out in the woodlands. Besides, we would find ourselves in the position of being unarmed and without food supplies. How long could a little party like ours last out?"

The old mouse shook her head wonderingly. "Goodness, is this our little Columbine speaking? Strategies, supplies, lack of weapons, divided forces . . . Maybe you missed your true vocation, young maid. Perhaps you would have fared better as an army commander. I bow to your superior military knowledge, General Columbine."

The young mouse laughed heartily and curtsied.

Old Dinny came shuffling in. The Abbess noticed he was looking highly pleased about something.

"Hullo, Old Din. My, my, youVe got a light in your eyes."

Columbine clapped her paws. "Oh, youVe found something. Do tell us, please!"

The old mole tapped a paw in his snout, winking broadly.

"Do you'ns foller oi now. Oi'll show 'ee a gurt new way outten thiz stink."

Mystified, they followed him. As they walked, they talked, and Old Dinny imparted a plan to Columbine and the Abbess.

Lady Amber stood in the thickets with Barklad. Together they watched the east gate.

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Amber tapped the ground impatiently. ' 'Where in the name of acorns have they got to?"

"Shall I take a party in and bring 'em out, marm?" Bark-lad asked, noting her anxiety.

Amber looked up to the high chamber window. "No, give it a little while yet. But I tell you, Bark, I don't like hanging about this place. Look, they've not even posted sentries or lookouts at the window. How are we supposed to let them know if the cat and her troops are on their way back? Oh, where have they got to?"

"Roight yurr be'ind 'ee, marm!"

Startled, the squirrel swung round. There was Foremole, the Abbess too, and Columbine-everyone that had gone into Kotir, down to the last mole and mouse.

"By the fur, where did you lot spring from?"

Columbine stroked her friend's gray head. "It was Old Dinny-he found a secret way out. We went beneath the cells. It's a sort of cavern with a lake in it. We, or should I say Grandpa Dinny, found a moving slab, and underneath it was a tunnel that traveled along for a while then went up. We followed it and came up into a hollow oak stump-that one right behind you."

Lady Amber curled her tail in amazement. "Well, I'll be treebound!"

The Abbess gave a wry chuckle. "If we put your discovery together with Old Dinny's plan, we may have a final solution to the problem of Kotir.''

Columbine could not help interrupting. "I'll bet Gonff, Young Dinny and Martin will have the solution too when they return from their quest with Boar the Fighter."

"No doubt they will, child," the Abbess nodded. "But they have been long gone. Who knows when they will return. Bella has said that it is a long journey fraught witfi danger. Besides, how do we know that Boar the Fighter still lives? I do not wish to alarm you by saying this, but, all things being equal, we must have plans of our own. Merely sitting waiting on Boar's return will not help Mossflower; we must all act to the best of our abilities. Wherever your Gonff is at this moment with Martin and the young mole, you can wager that they will be giving of their utmost. Let us hope that they will be both safe and successful in their quest."

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They made their way back to Brockhall that fine spring noon, unaware that they were pa.s.sing on a parallel course to Tsarmina and her returning army.

The wildcat Queen was in a foul temper. "I wouldn't give a pawful of mouldy bread for the lot of you, standing gawping while your Captain gets slain by an otter."

From somewhere in the jumbled ranks a voice murmured impudently, "Huh, I noticed you didn't leap forward to help Cludd."

Tsarmina whirled on the troops in a fury. "Just let me catch the one who said that! You bunch of buffoons couldn't even get a single arrow off at that badger. Oh no, you stood there like a load of frogs catching flies."

As she turned to press on, the voice continued muttering, "Well, youVe got the biggest bow. Why didn't you use it?"

Tsarmina grabbed her unstrung bow from the pine marten and flailed indiscriminately about her.

"Ashleg, I want that cheeky beggar found," she shrieked.

**Ita the Queen, d'you hear? I'll make an example of whoever it is."

The pine marten dropped back. Marching at the rear, he bobbed up and down to see if he could catch the cheeky one unawares.

When the army straggled wearily back into Kotir at midday, Tsarmina's temper had not improved.

"Ashleg," she commanded. "Dismiss this load of nincomp.o.o.ps. Send them to their barracks. I'll be up in my chambers."

Ashleg was stumping his way round to the front when the voice was heard again.

*'Oh, that's nice, lads. Wish I had comfy chambers instead of a damp barracks.''

Tsarmina turned to confront the sea of blank faces, but she stifled her reply and contented herself by elbowing her way savagely through the ranks to the main door.

*'Dinny, I was thinking-could you burrow upward through the side of this cave?"

The mole tested the walls with his digging claws.

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"Loik as not, Marthen. But 'ee'd need diggen claws loik oi to foller upp'ard if we'n all t'get outten 'ere."

Martin patted his friend's velvety back. "Good mole, Din. We only need you to reach the surface, then you can lower something down so we can all climb out."

Dinny wiped his paws. "Stan' outten this yurr mole's way. Yurrgooi!"

With a mole's undoubted digging skills, Dinny was soon burrowing inward and upward.

Martin reported the plan to Snakefish as Log-a-Log and Gonff backpawed the freshly dug earth out of the way into the pit below.

Night and day were of little consequence in the misty world of the marshes. The toads had lingered awhile on the edge of Screamhole, but there was little to see, and their enjoyment was marred by the fact that no screams issued from the well. One by one they drifted off, back to the Court of Marshgreen. Deathcoil and Whipscale stayed, however. They sat by the Screamhole, waiting to hear the cries of their foes as Snake-fish did his grisly work.

The newt felt the stump of his new growing tail.

"What's happening down there? Has the Snakefish gone to sleep?" he snarled.

Deathcoil stretched leisurely on the ground. "Patience! Have you ever known any -creature to escape what happens in the Screamhole? Snakefish is probably feeling sluggish from lying in that muddy water for so long. He'll liven up when the hunger drives him. You'll see. Sit down here and wait a bit."

The unsavory pair stretched out side by side.

They had been dozing for some considerable time when the earth beneath them began trembling.

Deathcoil pulled to one side, rearing up. "Did you feel that? The ground's shaking."

The newt scampered out of the trembling area. "Quick, let's get out of here."

His companion slithered behind. "No, wait, it's only in that one spot," he called out. "The ground is quite still over here. Let's get behind that rock and see what happens."

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through the ground surface. Young Dinny emerged from the earth, shaking soil from his coat. Going to the edge of the Screamhole well, he called down, "Doant wurry, soon 'ave ee outen thurr, ho urr."

The spies behind the rock slithered away to inform Marsh-green and his toads of what they had seen.

Tsarmina slept heavily after the night spent in Mossflower Woods. The nightmare visited her dreams again; once more she was engulfed by cold, dark, rus.h.i.+ng water. It flooded her senses as she fought feebly against the muddy engulfing tide that filled nostrils, ears and eyes. At the very moment when she felt all was lost and drowning was inevitable, she came awake with a start. Stumbling heavily, she slumped on the floor, pawing the solid stones to rea.s.sure herself. Stone was real; it was good. These stones belonged to her, Queen of the Thousand Eyes. She looked gratefully at the floor.

That was when she saw the pawprints in the dust.

Two mice and two moles!

Fortunately, Ashleg was halfway up the chamber stairs when he heard the Queen screeching his name. As quickly as his wooden limb would allow, he hop-skipped the remainder of the distance. Bursting into the chamber, Ashleg found himself confronting a Tsarmina he had not encountered before. The wildcat sat on the floor, hunched up in a cloak that had once belonged to her father. She was rocking back and forth, gazing intently at the stone floor.

Ashleg closed the door and bowed apprehensively.