10 nen goshi no HikiNiito o Yamete Gaishutsushitara Jitaku goto Isekai ni Ten’ishiteta Vol 2 Chapter 10

Chapter 2: Yuuji a “Loner-NEET” Evolves into “NEET”

Part 10. Bulletin Board Yuuji, Reporting the Another World Situation by Uploading Video of Magic

 

 

【Loner-Neet】I finally came out after 10 years, but my home came to another-worldish place 【Part-2】

 

1: Cool NEET

This is the thread to enjoy the report, images and videos of another world that「1desu」 has uploaded.

Is it really another world? How did he fabricate it? This is the thread to verify ths.

 

The next thread will be set up after this thread reaches >>980

 

 

923: Yuuji

It’s serious it’s freaking serious[1]

 

924: Anonymous ETNE

This Hachibe, no, that’s wrong... this Yuuji

What has made you fl.u.s.tered, lad?[2]

 

925: Anonymous NEET

>>924 What’s with the old man way of talking?

 

926: Yuuji

Since there’s quite a lot that I want to report

First big news is that

 

Alice has become my stepsister

 

927: YES Lolita NO Touch

A sister that’s unrelated by blood....

Huh?

Something red flowed from my eyes.....

 

928: Anonymous NEET

Just death!

Ups a mistake

Just die![3]

 

929: Anonymous NEET

Oh G.o.d

Please smite Yuuji

 

930: Yuuji

Prepare for something intense

 

According to Alice there seems to be villages and city inside the forest

This is a great forest that’s being pioneered and opened

From Alice’s village to the city is about one day away waling at an adult’s pace

 

Also the highest ruler is the King, and the feudal lord in the city seems to be a knight

 

931: Well Informed NEET

The territory of a knight, right?

Did he possess the territory first then gain a peerage as a knight?

Or was the territory a part from the Knight peerage?

Or maybe, as a distinguishable service as a knight he was given a territory?[4]

 

At any rate, it seems there are n.o.bles and a system of governance.

 

932: Cool NEET

If it’s 「Knights」, they’ve existed since Ancient Rome until Middle Ages[5]

But the likely winners are of course the European Middle Ages

 

Yuuji, do you know where the city is located?

Do you know how many days Alice has wandered in the forest?

 

933: Anonymous MEAT

Oooo, Civilization!

But the template seems to be European Middle Age

I want more of twist on it...

 

934: Professor Acorn

At any rate, that’s good news!

Even for me, it’s impossible to survive only on acorns everyday!

 

935: Yuuji

It looks like Alice was in the forest for about 3-5 days

She seems to not remember very clearly

I‘m not sure, but it seems that the city is near the river

 

I still have more new information

Beastkin certainly exist, of course they have kemomimi[6]

Elf and dwarf are also mentioned in stories

 

936: Overwhelming Dog-Person

Hyahou! [7]

 

937: YES Lolita NO Touch

Are there any Loli-Elves?

Are the female dwarves also a lolis?

 

938: Anonymous NEET

Images!

Where’s the images!

 

939: Anonymous NEET

A European Medieval flavored Fantasy template...

 

940: Well-Informed NEET

No wait

If Dvergar[8] is mentioned in the stories

It might not be European Middle Ages but the Dark Ages

With Witch Hunt, Black Death, War, or Crusaders

I like dark fantasy stories like that.[9]

 

941: Anonymous NEET

Yuuji enters a mercenary troupe and then gets betrayed

Carrying a big f*cking swords on his back

With an artificial arm he then starts his journey

I can already imagine the story

 

942: Cool NEET

Beastkin, Elevs, Dwarves

Fantasy races exist?

 

Since it’s Fantasy then what about the inseparable magic?

 

943: Yuuji

I waiting for someone to say that 942

I have the videos

 

Miracles and magic do exist

Every magic that Alice can use

 

Daily Life Magic: Ignition[10]

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

 

Daily Life Magic: Desalination[11]

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

 

Daily Life Magic: Breeze[12]   but it’s hard to see

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

 

Fire Magic: Fireball[13]

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

 

Earth Magic: Slingshot[14]

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

 

944: Anonymous ETNE

Fu-!

 

945: Anonymous NEET

This is fine CG

 

946: Anonymous NEET

Oi

Isn’t this some high level CG?

Is this really an advertis.e.m.e.nt for a film trailer?

 

947: YES Lolita NO Touch

Hyahou!

Magical☆Girl Bombastic Birth! Right!

Alice-chan is cute Alice-chan!

 

948: Anonymous MEAT

Eh? What do you think?

There is no guro[15]?

Is it fine?

 

949: Cool NEET

It’s a video of Alice-chan making fire or water in the garden

There is no guro

She surely is cute

 

950: Anonymous NEET

She can use fireball and slingshot fine but

She seems to be a bit puzzled and cast it with difficulty

It’s slow and doesn’t go far, so it’s kinda cute

 

951: Cool NEET

It’s decided to be a Fantasy Europish with a lot of races and magic

But the time period is still unknown

 

952: YES Lolita NO Touch

Never mind the small details!

Yuuji, put some costume on Alice!

 

953: Camera Ossan

When the fire came out it also properly cast shadows

If it’s a doctored CG video then the level is very high

But since video is not my specialty I don’t really know

 

954: Cool NEET

If Alice can use magic then is magic widespread?

Can Yuuji also be able to use magic?

 

955: Anonymous ETNE

I am a wizard[16] but I can’t use magic

 

956: Anonymous MEAT

O, oh!

Cheer up 955!

I-I also the same....

 

957: Yuuji

I don’t know if magic is widespread or not.

But it seems that among the village children, only Alice can use magic

 

I still can’t use magic

For now, here’s a video of Alice teaching how to use magic

http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

 

958: Anonymous NEET

Alright! With this I will also earn about magic!

I will think of a cool aria!

 

959: Anonymous ETNE

Eh?

 

960: Anonymous NEET

What is this?

 

961: Well Informed NEET

I can’t understand what Alice or Yuuji is saying

Is the voice sped up?

 

962: Anonymous NEET

I can’t understand what they are talking about

 

963: Anonymous MEAT

I have been waiting in expectation

If the voice had been tampered, it’s really cruel!

 

964: Anonymous NEET

Did he forget to put subt.i.tle?

It must be a foreign funded film, huh?

 

965: Yuuji

Eh?

What are all of you talking about?

Alice and I are speaking normally you know...?

 

966: Cool NEET

Ah, I see....

 

The reason why they understand each other

Yuuji is also speaking in that mysterious language

It’s that kind of setting, huh?

 

By the way what are both of you talking about?

 

967: Yuuji

Eh? Eh?

Well, whatever, let’s see...

 

Yuuji 「Alice, how do you use magic?」

Alice 「I think I want to make fire, *uun*, then put it *nnnn*, and my belly become *pokapoka* warm. And then, after it *guruguru*, move it to the hand, and thinking “fire ignite!” then “Ei!” it will happen」[17]

Yuuji 「Indeed I don’t understand」

 

968: Anonymous NEET

Indeed I don’t understand

 

969: Anonymous ETNE

It’s a matter where I understand the words but not the meaning

 

970: Cool NEET

Please explain it with mana or magic power or something like that....

No, perhaps it’s only because Alice-chan doesn’t know about it

 

At any rate, the city the city!

Yuuji, move your a.s.s to the city!

 

971: YES Lolita NO Touch

Alice-chan who close her eyes and makes *uun* sound

Alice-chan who charge her hand and makes *gugu* sound

Alice-chan who wave her hand and yells *ei*

Cutie~

 

What is the child actor’s name?

She is missing from my database

 

972: Anonymous NEET

971 is really gross

 

973: Anonymous MEAT

Gentlemen let’s just be honest here

People who do the things taught by Alice-chan and make *nnnn*gugu*ei*!  sounds

 

(｀・ω・´)ノ

 

974: Camera Ossan

(｀・ω・´)ノ

 

975: YES Lolita NO Touch

(*´Д｀)ノ

I also do it with the moves!

 

976: Anonymous ETNE

(ｏ’Д’)ノ

I also do it with chanting aria!

  

977: Cool NEET

(｀・ω・´)ノ

 

978: Well Informed NEET

(｀・ω・´)ノ

 

979: Overwhelming Dog-Person

(｀・ω・´)ノ

 

980: Yuuji

(｀・ω・´)ノ

 

981: Professor Acorn

>> 980, ah, Yuuji-kun next thread please

 

982: Yuuji

(*｀・ω・)ゞ

 

983: YES Lolita NO Touch

All things considered, 「First, big news」

Is about bringing home a stepsister....

I understand you, Yuuji

 

 

EMOJI Dictionary:

(｀・ω・´)ノ : Raise your hand, I give my motion on this, I agree, me too

(*｀・ω・)ゞ: Saluting *aye*aye*sir!*

(*´Д｀)ノ: Raising the hand while talking

(ｏ’Д’)ノ: Raising the hand while being embarra.s.sed

 

My favorite phrase for this chapter:

"Something red flowed from my eyes"

and

"Indeed I don’t understand"

Naruhodo wakaran

 

 

[1] The original is てへんだ, てへんだtehenda, tehenda, a Sendai dialect variation for大変だtaihenda

[2] 924 speak in an old men way of speak with a lot of “じゃjya” Hard to render it to English

[3] Both are p.r.o.nounced “しねs.h.i.+ne”, Where the speaker command the listener to GO DIE. The first form is氏ね (is a deliberate way to write s.h.i.+ne, but the kanji used is wrong, usually to evade being censored) the second form is 死ね the real kanji for “s.h.i.+ne”.

[4] What 932 means: The first: Had a lot of land ➔ grant a peerage (n.o.ble is major landholder from opening new land or conquering new land – like late Rome, land belong to him from the start) like the Equites of Rome.

The second: grant a peerage à receive land or territory according to that peerage (n.o.ble receive demesne like Middle Age Britain, land belong to the peerage), like the Knights in France or England.

The third: have a peerage but bestowed with land as achievement (n.o.ble is mainly landless but maybe granted land from the country, land may or may not be inherited by the successor).

[5] Fun Fact: In Rome they are referred as Equestrian or Equites Order. Their political power is just second to the Patrician

[6] Kemomimi or kemonomimi: Have beasty ears, what the English furry term for it? Too lazy too google.....

[7] A cute way to say yahoo, yeah, etc in great glee

[8] Dvergar is the proper old Nordic name for Dwarf

[9] Just go and read Kuro no Maou.

[10]生活魔法：着火Seikatsu Mahou: Chakka. Seikatsu means daily life as like for cleaning, was.h.i.+ng, cooking, working, etc. Chakka can also means kindling fire, but ignition sounds cooler...

Livelihood Magic sounds strange, Living Magic imply there are Dying Magic and if it just Life Magic will be confused with Healing Magic, so I choose Daily Life Magic.

Or maybe it should be Housework Magic

[11]生活魔法：造水 Seikatsu Mahou: Zousui

[12]生活魔法：微風 Seikatsu Mahou: Soyokaze

[13]火魔法：火の玉 Hi Mahou: Hinotama. I use Hi (kunyomi) and not Ka (onyomi) Since it’s not Katon no Jutsu.

[14] 土魔法：石つぶてTsuchi Mahou: Is.h.i.+tsubute. Although it can be called Do Mahou (onyomi), I use Tsuchi (kunyomi) like for Hi Mahou for consistency sake. Also Is.h.i.+tsubute means throwing rock/stone, since it sounds not cool, I change it to slingshot, since it sling a shot of rock, get it? Okay that’s a lame joke

[15] Guro in the meaning of grotesque, gore and blood.... Not my little brother blog (he’s translating 112 to 114 by the way)

[16] Wizard (魔法使いMahoutsukai) a slang for male virgin that was >30 years old. If >40 y.o. virgin it’s was a sage (賢者Kenja), if >50 then it’s Rafael... I mean Great Sage (大賢者Daikenja)

[17] It also doesn’t that make that much sense in j.a.pan RAW since Alice mainly use onomatopoeia and grunting, and so much ne. Such childish and girlish way of talking is lost in translation to English.