Kris Longknife: Audacious Part 24

Which he quickly declined.

His big mistake.

32.

Kris held her tongue-and acted like a good little princess-all the way back to the emba.s.sy.

The Marine transports had picked up all sorts of bugs while parked in front of the office building. Kris refrained from burning them lest the inspector have to peel more of his time away from the hunt for Gramma Ruth to chide her for destroying private property.

"Burn those bugs," was her first order the moment they crossed onto the Emba.s.sy driveway.

"Ooo-Rah" answered that order.

"The amba.s.sador wants to see you" greeted Kris the moment the rig's door was opened.

"I'll see him later," Kris snapped. "Captain DeVar, do you have a Tac Center?"

"A small one." He led her to it.

It was tiny. The next room down was the huge conference room Kris had whiled away many a negotiating hour. "Take over that room. I'll clear it with the amba.s.sador."

"Ooh-Rah" was the captain's reply.

Kris quick marched for the amba.s.sador's office. She found him sitting at a long table in his huge office, holding a budget meeting with his key staff.

"We need this room. Wait outside," Kris ordered.

The amba.s.sador started to say something but flinched when Kris snapped at the others, "You. Out!"

They went.

Door closed, the amba.s.sador tried to seize the initiative. "What do you think you are doing, young lady?"

Kris stood at the opposite end of the table. Leaning forcefully on it, she corrected him. "I am not a 'young lady.' I am a serving Lieutenant in the Wardhaven Navy. I am a princess of the blood and a Longknife. I am presently conducting a search for Ruth Tordon. You have two choices."

At the other end of the table, the little man began to fidget. If there was a question of which end of the table was the head-and which the foot-it was now resolved.

"When next I meet with General Trouble and his good friend King Raymond, I can tell them that you rendered all a.s.sistance to the search for Ruth. And you will still have a career."

Kris paused to let that sink in. "Alternately, you can attempt to interfere, and I will send a priority message to both king and prime minister. You will receive your recall in the next priority mail."

That might or might not be true. While there was no doubt that Grampa Ray would do anything for his old war buddies, both Trouble and Ruth, Father might not like getting a demand from his daughter concerning his Foreign Service.

Kris tossed the bluff out and waited.

Sammy folded. "Yes, yes, of course, you may have anything the emba.s.sy can provide."

"Thank you very much," Kris said. She did a quick about-face and quick marched from the office. In the outer office, the staff members were waiting. "You may continue your meeting," she said, and did not look back.

So, she could have anything the emba.s.sy had, Kris thought. I could get to like this.

If only Gramma Ruth's life didn't hang in the balance.

"What have you got for me?" Kris asked as she stepped into the conference room that was now a Tac Center.

"Cara's sc.r.a.p of paper has a phone number on it," Jack said.

"A phone number. Isn't that a bit slipshod for this bunch?"

"Not so much a phone number," Chief Beni replied, "as the impression of the number written on the paper above it."

"And the number is...?" Kris asked.

"Not on the list I bought," Bronc said.

"What are the chances it will be in the level five?"

That got Kris shrugs.

She took a moment to familiarize herself with the Tac Center. Across from the door, one wall was already sprouting photos relevant to the case. Front and center was a picture of Grampa Trouble and Gramma Ruth: he in full military splendor, she in a golden gown. They were lovely together.

Beside that photo was a recent portrait of her that might have been from her pa.s.sport. Next were pictures of the Marines, one showing each facedown and dead. Then their ID pictures. If anyone wondered why they were here, the photos answered that.

"Let's go for level-five access," Kris decided.

"Ah, Kris, there may be a problem with that," Abby said.

"How so?" Kris asked, turning to her maid...and the two kids that now seemed permanently attached to her.

The boy had a major case of the fidgets. "Every computer has a permanent ID branded into it. Anything you do on net can get back to you. Even Micky hasn't been able to figure out a way to change that." Micky apparently was quite a whiz at this.

"If I buy level five," Bronc said, "someone will be checking back on me in like, five minutes ago."

"You're safe with us," Kris said.

"But my mom. I had to give my home address when I registered the computer. My mom." It was almost a plea.

"Is a problem," Kris finished. Without knowing it, she was endangering the most precious thing this poor young fellow had. But then, everyone knew Longknifes used up people. What say we get Gramma Ruth back without using up anyone this time.

She turned. "Captain DeVar, can we solve this before it becomes a problem?"

"Certainly, Your Highness. Gunny."

"Yes, sir," Gunny said, and turned to two Marines. "You just volunteered for detached duty."

The two, a man and woman snapped to attention. "Yes, sir."

"Draw a credit chit and see that this man's mother is out of the line of fire. Try to avoid hurting anyone if you can."

"Yes, Gunny." The woman Marine grinned. The guy scowled.

"Should they be using one of my credit chits?" Kris asked.

Captain DeVar shook his head. "This is official Corps business," he said, glancing at the photos.

Kris didn't argue.

"You folks will need a car that doesn't scream Marine in that burg," Captain DeVar said, pulling keys from his pocket. "Try not to dent it in too many places."

"Ooh-Rah." Now it was the Marine's turn to grin as he caught the keys. The woman Marine muttered something about extra, extra hazardous duty pay as they trotted out the door.

"Nelly, call this place and charge the fifth level?"

"I can't, ma'am. If I am not a computer registered to this planet, much of the web is invisible to me."

The captain nodded. "One of my Marines' local girlfriend hooked him on a computer game. He had to buy a local computer to play. Several of my troopers have them. Gunny, get a couple of those local 'puters in here."

"Belay that order" came from Kris's collarbone.

"And why might that be, Nelly," Kris said, rolling her eyes at the ceiling as her decolletage, or lack of it, became the center of attention. I got to figure a way to wear Nelly on my head, my wrist.

BE HONEST, YOU REALLY LIKE THE ATTENTION, Nelly told her, before going on out loud. "I just ordered a top-of-the-line computer from Ryes. In the process, I acquired both the ID codes of the new computer and am organizing a tiny portion of myself to be that computer. I'll even download basic software from the net to look like a real local computer."

"Yes," shouted Bronc, who with Cara had been jumping up and down and shouting, "Go, girl," at Nelly's announcement.

"I am tired of this planet giving me the runaround. It is time I start showing it why I am the one and only Nelly."

For a computer, Nelly sounded in full huff. This looked to get interesting.

"Whose name you going to register it in?" Kris asked.

"Oh, I thought I might put it in the chief's name."

"Why me?" Chief Beni demanded.

"You need something interesting in your life," Nelly shot back. Clearly, the relations.h.i.+p between Nelly and the chief was changing. Kris hoped she could survive whatever came next.

"You buffering this new computer?" Kris asked. "If the downloaded software from Eden is half as obnoxious as this planet's people..."

"It is triple buffered," Nelly said. "Eew, that was not nice. Bother, Kris! This software is very controlling. I begin to see why this planet is so messed up."

"Something we are just starting to tackle," Kris said. "Let me know when you are ready to start buying stuff."

"I am good to go. That is what you Marines say. Right?"

"Good to go, girl. Let's get this show on the road. Abby, give Nelly a credit."

"No need, Kris. I have set up a line of credit myself. That was what I have been using. They will not be able to trace anything back to here."

That got raised eyebrows between Kris and Abby. Jack tried to cover a grin. The Marines, including the captain, looked ready to roll on the floor, laughing. Except Marines don't do that. Not with a princess present.

"I have loaded the fifth level. I will pa.s.s it to Bronc. Kris, there is an option to buy the archives for a somewhat larger fee."

"Archives?"

"Yes, it says some phones that are no longer in use may be in the archives."

"Do it!"

"Oh, that was not nice."

"Yes, Nelly."

"They declined my credit. I thought I'd made it large enough, but I guess not."

"Abby, pa.s.s Nelly a new chit number."

"I have it. Now, let me see. There is more available."

"There is?" Kris asked at the same time Jack and Penny did.

"I am clicking on every aspect of the site, and I am opening up what I think you call Easter eggs."

"Micky didn't mention anything about Easter eggs," Bronc said, mouth hanging open.

"Maybe he doesn't know everything there is to know," Kris said. "Talk to us, Nelly."

"I have an offer for every street address, occupant, financial status, and social coding. The price is steep."

"Buy it," Kris snapped. "Now we'll have something more to cross-check our number against than just a raw address."

"Kris, they also have bank records for sale, but they want quite a bit for them. And I do not know if they will have any of the more interesting people in them."

"Will they let you do a sample run?"

"No, ma'am. You pay to play or you go home empty."

"Let's wait a bit for that."

"Your Princess, ah, whatever-" Bronc started.