Zombie Fallout: 'Til Death Do Us Part Part 24

"And what if you hadn't?" she asked. She waited for long seconds, Gary did not answer. "You'd both be dead. That's what would have happened. BT would have had to come here and tell your father that he lost two sons!" she said heatedly.

"I wished it were me." Tears now flowing freely.

"That's always the case, isn't it? We'd always like to take the place of the one we lost, and I don't think it is nearly as selfless an act as we would have ourselves believe."

"What?" Gary said, looking up from his shoes to Tracy's hard set of features.

"Taking the place of someone we love. It's not all we think it is, any of us would do it in a heartbeat. Oh, I guess partly because we'd like that other person to be safe, but you know what the bigger part of the equation is?" Gary was looking at her wonderingly. "It's so we're not left behind to harbor the guilt, the what-ifs, and the pain of moving on without the person we love. How much easier would it be to just be in the void of death? No feelings, no pain, no remorse, and especially no guilt," she said as she propped Gary's dropping face with her hand.

"He was my brother," Gary sobbed.

"He was my everything," Tracy said solemnly. "And I hold not one shred of blame against you Gary...not one. So if I don't, you shouldn't either. Do you understand?"

He nodded. "Thank you, Tracy. Mike was a lucky man."

"I like to think so."

Gary walked away. Tracy thought his spirits may have been improved. She couldn't truly tell, though, because she was sobbing.

Justin had been watching the exchange between his mother and his uncle from the window in the living room. He was still having a difficult time coming to grips that his father had pa.s.sed; and now, whether he wanted it or not, he was now the man of the house. It was not a responsibility he felt he was quite ready for or one in which he felt qualified. Especially since he had just recently started to hear the siren call of Eliza in the deepest recesses of his mind.

She was tugging on the folds of his being. At first it was so subtle that he thought it was merely an echo of possession, but he could no longer deny it, whatever was happening was increasing. It had gone from a ghost feeling to a feathery light touch and he was not of the ilk to believe it would subside.

"Easter Evans was a sham," he said aloud as he absently rubbed his forehead, referring back to the man in Virginia that had supposedly exercised his demons. "She was just biding her time. She made it look like she was gone, and now she's going to use me to kill the rest of my family. Well I'm not going to f.u.c.king let her!" His thoughts were not nearly as convinced.

Travis had been by the entrance to the living room about to tell his brother that their Uncle Ron needed their help with one of the fences. He had wondered who Justin was talking to, and when he peeked in and realized it was only himself, he had for some reason not let himself be known. Travis had noticed that his instincts had been amped up since the zombies came and he was heeding their advice now to not be seen.

Eliza's back, Travis thought as Justin was talking. He was wondering how long Justin would take to come to that realization and if he would ever tell the rest of the group. He quickly left when Justin stopped speaking. f.u.c.k, f.u.c.k, f.u.c.k, he thought. At least as long as he didn't say it aloud his mother couldn't berate him for it.

"Would you believe me if I told you I don't have a shred of evidence but that I know Eliza is on her way?" Travis said to his uncle who was seated on his small backhoe.

"No evidence?" Ron asked.

"Not so much as a napkin with a lipstick stain."

"And you're sure of it?"

"I am, Uncle Ron."

"Any chance you could tell me why you believe that?"

"I could, but I have my reasons not to right now." Basically I want to see how long it takes my brother to raise the flag. The longer it takes him to warn us the less I'm going to trust him.

Ron held his nephew's gaze for a few moments, looking for any seeds of doubt in the young man's face, when he was satisfied there were none he spoke. "How long?"

"Not as long as we want. Other than that, I don't have any answers."

"Not very forthcoming are you?" Ron asked. "Fine, we'll play this your way for now, but eventually we'll have to talk. Where's your brother?"

"d.a.m.n I knew I forgot to do something."

"You alright, dad?" Lyndsey asked her father.

He was standing in his living room holding a portrait of his family they had taken at Sears. His wife Mary had dragged him out because they were having a sale on the pictures. It had taken over an hour to get his four boys still enough to get proper clothes on them and get their hair combed, but that still paled to the two hours his princess Lyndsey had taken primping her eight-year-old self.

He turned to his daughter with the $4.99 portrait in his hand. "When I look at this picture, I can only see black exes where I should see your mom, Glenn, and Mike's faces."

"Oh, dad," Lyndsey said as she came in to be next to her father.

"And I can't help but wonder who the next black ex will descend on. It is against the nature of the universe for a parent to watch their children die, yet two of mine have pa.s.sed and I have not even been able to bury either one. Where is the justice in that?"

Lyndsey had a myriad of plat.i.tudes, 'It'll be okay, we'll make it, hang on, live to fight another day' but they were just hollow words. They had no meaning beyond the airwaves they pushed with the sound of them. She did what she could to console her father.

CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE.

Mike Journal Entry 9 "What the f.u.c.k is that?" I asked, but not really to John. He was sleeping, and hard if the line of drool extending down his chin was to be used as an indicator. Down off the highway was a truck rest area, replete with a service station and greasy spoon restaurant. That was not the interesting part. Had I known just how close I was to Eliza, I would have just whipped a U-turn and headed to parts unknown. The truck stop was full, I mean packed with trucks.

The owners of this particular spot had probably never seen so many customers at any one time, and my bet was they weren't even around to enjoy it anymore. The place was bustling, and for some unfathomable reason I had to see why-never quite understood that need in me to be exposed to unnecessary risks. I pulled the car off the highway and down a slight embankment that was actually a little steeper than I had figured. I looked to my right and back up the incline wondering if the Gremlin was going to have enough power or traction to get us back on the roadway.

"One issue at a time," I told my non-mult.i.tasking self. I then looked over at John, 'take him?' or 'don't take him?' I ran through the question a good half dozen times, the majority of reasons why I would take him revolved around the fact of leaving someone sleeping by the side of the road was just kind of s.h.i.+tty. And if he awoke, would he know what was going on? Or where he was? If he started ambling around, I'd never find him. Taking him into a possible hostile situation was no bargain either.

"f.u.c.k," I moaned, there was no good answer unless I just started the car back up and drove off, no harm, no foul. I got out of the car quietly, making sure I pocketed the keys; John driving off without me would not be good. A gust of wind pulled the door from my hand, the door slammed shut. I silently cursed and peeked my head in through the window. John hadn't stirred, if anything, it looked like he had settled down even more.

"Last chance, Talbot," I said aloud. Although the moment I pulled over, I had made my mind up. "Why do you do this s.h.i.+t? Who else is gonna? Comforting," I said, finis.h.i.+ng my dialog off.

I walked down the rest of the embankment, then went through a couple of feet of spa.r.s.e scrub brush and came to a six-foot high wooden fence. "I hate fences." I said, thinking about the jump down from the top that was going to cause some serious pain in my football, Marine Corps damaged knees. I was pleasantly surprised when I landed on the other side and was not rewarded with the all familiar twinge of cartilage and ligaments past their prime. I attributed it to the lost weight, somehow subconsciously avoiding the fact that I was now enhanced. Not sure how I kept forgetting that, I guess it was a fail-safe system.

I came out behind the service station effectively blocked from all the truckers who were out front. Things sounded normal enough; there was laughter and banter among them, but I still was not feeling secure enough to just stroll on up, especially how I was dressed.

"s.h.i.+t, I look like a male prost.i.tute," I said, looking down at my outfit. "Wonderful, a pair of roller skates and I'd be perfect."

I thought about blending in, but not like this. Then I was dealt a hand that I had to take advantage of.

"I'll be right back," one of the men yelled. "I'm gonna take a p.i.s.s."

It sounded like he was coming up the far side of the building. I slowly moved along the length of the building to the side I heard the man calling from. I quickly peeked my head around the corner; luckily he had his head down as he was approaching me while diligently working on opening his fly.

"Must really have to go," I said.

He was approaching a small blue dumpster about midway along the wall. He turned with his back to me so that he could urinate on the trash collector. It was twenty feet from me to him, then what? He hadn't done anything that necessitated me killing him.

"Act first, think later," I said as I started running towards him. He either had a sixth sense, or I wasn't as stealthy as I had hoped. He turned when I was no more than a few feet away, as he turned warm urine traveled up my leg it was almost enough to stop me in my tracks.

"What the f.u.c.k, man?" he said, one hand still holding his p.e.n.i.s, the other coming up in a defensive gesture.

I caught him with a right cross that I'm fairly certain cracked his jaw. His eyes rolled back into his head and he collapsed. I swear I would have caught him as he was going down, but he was still p.i.s.sing. Luckily he crumbled more than falling forward or backward so the impact as his head hit the ground wasn't quite as traumatic. At this point I still felt like s.h.i.+t, the man hadn't done anything more than need to relieve himself at an inopportune time. Who knew I might have just smacked the s.h.i.+t out of a sainted brain surgeon. Odds were that I hadn't, but still.

He had one leg bent back behind him, but for the most part he was lying on his back. His p.e.n.i.s was still doing what he had been in the act of before I so rudely interrupted. It looked like one of those old bubblers from my youth in school, the ones that were always running before we figured out that wasting a precious commodity like water wasn't such a good idea. Although, even way back then, before the germ-a-phobia truly set in, I would never have drank anything that rusty looking. I wasn't thrilled that he was getting all his clothes, which I needed, wet.

"f.u.c.k, dude, when's the last time you took a pit stop?" I asked him as he just kept going and going. It was looking like he had downed two huge Slurpees and a carafe of coffee. I couldn't wait any longer or he would completely soak his clothes. I quickly pulled his s.h.i.+rt over his head, undid his boots, and pulled his pants down, thankful that he had already done the majority of the work.

I took a couple of deep breaths as I a.s.sessed just how sopped his clothes were. And still he was going, I was wondering if he had somehow sprung a leak. I knew I was stalling, how much of a rush would you be in to put on someone else's p.i.s.s soaked clothes? Yeah didn't think so. I still had to get moving, a dumpster pretty much screamed, PEE HERE, to a man. Soon, someone else would come, and for a second that sounded like a good idea, but this time I would knock his a.s.s out before he started to go.

"s.h.i.+t," I mumbled. I could hear voices, I couldn't tell if they were getting closer but I couldn't risk it. My snake-draining buddy seemed to finally be closing in on empty. I waited a few seconds more as the normally shaken droplets made their way down his side, then I unceremoniously picked him up under his shoulders and dumped him into the trash. I was happy there were at least a few bags at the bottom; somewhat so he wouldn't get hurt further, but mostly so his body wouldn't make a large 'bonging' sound as he hit bottom.

The man's s.h.i.+rt was the traditional gas station attendant blue b.u.t.ton down, it even had his name embroidered on it-that was actually not a good thing for me. What were the odds that there were two 'Horatios' in this convoy? And I'm sorry, but who the f.u.c.k names their kid Horatio? His childhood must have been a blast. I put his s.h.i.+rt on, not b.u.t.toning it for exactly three reasons. First, because I hoped that leaving it open would obscure his name; second, because the bottom front of it was soaked and this way I could keep it mostly off myself; and third, but far from least, I was betting that Horatio's nickname was 'Stretch.' I couldn't have b.u.t.toned the thing up if I had wanted to.

There was a good four inches of gap between b.u.t.ton hole and b.u.t.ton. I looked down at the pants; my guess was they were going to be as equally ill-fitting. It was sort of a blessing, because as long as they stayed unb.u.t.toned it kept the majority of wet material off of me, but what were the f.u.c.king odds that I would waylay a six-foot-two man that had the waist and chest of a twelve-year-old girl? I thought about pulling him out of the dumpster so I could smack him one more time. He was actually making me regret giving up my jean shorts. I was as low on body fat as I had ever been in my life, yet this man's pants still made me feel like I needed to join Jenny Craig. I knew I was in for a world cla.s.s struggle when I felt them tugging on my calves.

By the time I pulled them up over my a.s.s, I had lost enough circulation in my lower extremities to be of concern. I could only take air in small, measured doses. The zipper moved maybe one or two teeth up and that was it, the gap between the b.u.t.ton and b.u.t.ton hole for the pants could not be bridged. I had a couple of things going for me, apparently 'Stretch' had also been losing weight and these pants were 'pre' zombie invasion. He had, at some point, needed to get a belt and luckily it was more my sized as opposed to his. The belt would hide a fair amount of my skin showing, plus, his s.h.i.+rt had that front part that hangs down so you can tuck them in. I have no idea what that's called but as long as no Marilyn Monroe-type breezes started, I might be alright. Although running was out of the question, I felt like Morticia from the Addams Family.

You want to know what the kicker was? This was how I figured out that G.o.d has a sense of humor. The guy had a baseball cap which was great, I didn't dare take off my Eliza-screening tin foil hat, but I couldn't imagine walking out in the midst of all those truckers wearing it either. I grabbed the guy's cap, even more reluctant to put it on than the urine-infused clothes-the familiar, dreaded, loathed, hated 'NY' logo of the New York Yankees stared back at me with contempt. This was about the last straw; I almost said 'f.u.c.k it.' There ain't nothing worth donning that thing. The only thing that wasn't small on Stretch was his d.a.m.n hat, the guy had a head the size of a watermelon, and of course he had a non-adjustable, fitted hat, why wouldn't he? At least it would safely cover the foil, and the foil would act as a barrier to whatever diseases a Yankee fan was apt to carry.

"Forgive me, Ted," I said, alluding to the Great One, Ted Williams, as I pulled the d.a.m.n thing over my head. Odds were, if I looked hard enough, Bucky 'f.u.c.king' Dent probably signed it. The only thing that saved the whole thing was his boots; I could finally rid myself of Stephanie-the-Amazonian woman's shoes. He had boots that, while a little bigger than I needed at ten-and-a-half, would still suit me nicely.

"Here goes nothing," I said as I stepped out from behind the dumpster. A big man easily double my size was heading my way, his clothes would have made it look like I was swimming in them. It still would have been preferable. He did not look at me as he walked past, that's a traditional male custom, if we are within a few moments of grasping our members we do not make eye contact with males of our species. Not entirely sure why; maybe it has something to do with a small dose of h.o.m.ophobia or, more than likely, it's just an intimate moment of sweet release that we do not wish to share with others.

I rounded the corner of the gas station and realized that I'd never had need to worry. There were so many truckers that it was easy to get lost in the crowd. Now what genius? I berated myself. I was there for some reason. I just had no clue what for. I circled around, catching snippets of conversations, but never really joining any of them.

"...then she said that it smelled like s.h.i.+t on Astroturf and I...."

"...hauling nuclear waste and dumping it on the south side of the Grand C..."

"...some eyeliner and panty hose it feels great..."

What? The guy looked like a professional wrestler and he was telling a group of five other men. I must have missed a fair amount of that conversation. I was glad I had slowed down enough to listen a little bit to the Randy Savage lookalike. I had changed direction just enough until I came upon what had to be Horatio's rig. I'd love to say that it was because of my extraordinary detective skills, but the giant, red rig had Horatio's Highway Haulers emblazoned in two-foot high lettering across the entire trailer-even I couldn't have missed it. I walked up to it as if I owned it, which according to the keys that were jabbing me through my front pocket only confirmed that suspicion.

"What are the odds his last name, MY last name is Hornblower?" I asked. It was worse: Heimerdinger. "You're kidding right?" I asked as I ran my hand over the pin striping. Horatio 'Slight' Heimerdinger. How many times can a kid get beat up? I hoped he didn't have a riding partner as I stepped up on to the running board and opened the door. Well, I had to give it to 'Slight', he ran a tidy s.h.i.+p. I looked around the entire cab. It was gorgeous, then it dawned on me that I really should take it...Horatio would want me to.

"Who are you?" a voice asked tremulously, I almost fell backwards out the door.

"Department of Transportation," I said, recovering quickly. "Doing a vehicle inspection, I'll only be a moment."

"Where's Slight?" the female voice asked.

"Umm cursory dumpster inspection," I answered. It was all I could think of on short notice.

"Why are you wearing his clothes?"

I was starting to get a little fl.u.s.tered that I had been so blatantly caught. I did the only thing I knew how to do, I went on the offensive. I was turning towards the sleeper portion of the cab as I was talking. "Is there a reason why you feel the need to ask so many d.a.m.n questions?" Then I gasped. A young woman, more like a girl was handcuffed to a handhold. "s.h.i.+t...are you alright?" I asked going back towards her. I stopped when she flinched.

"Who are you?" She asked.

"I guess I'm the guy that's coming to save you. Do you know where the key is for those things?" I asked, pointing to her restrictive jewelry.

She was eyeing me distrustfully. "How do I know that?"

"Do you think I would be willingly wearing clothes that were three full sizes too small?"

"The cuff key is on his key ring," she told me.

"This key ring?" I said as I tried to fish them out of my pocket, but the pants were so tight that I couldn't even fit two fingers in to try and pull them out.

"You might want to hurry."

"I'm trying, it's like they're super glued in place."

"Horatio is on his way back."

"Are you precognitive?" I asked.

"What? No." She thrust her chin towards the front winds.h.i.+eld. Horatio was surrounded by three or four other truckers. He was trying to talk, but his shattered jaw was making it difficult. However, his slender legs seemed to work just fine as a growing throng was heading our way.

"Turn away," I told the girl, she again eyed me suspiciously but did as I asked. I undid my belt and rolled the top of my pants down so that I could get to the pocket. I ripped the pocket completely free and the keys plopped into my hand. I quickly rolled the pants back up as best I could and fumbled around until I got her cuffs off.

She rubbed her raw wrists. I saw her looking at the pa.s.senger door.

"I won't stop you. Would you have a chance out there?"

She shook her head 'no'. "You a trucker?" she asked.

"I've driven before."

"On a scale of one to ten, ten meaning you could qualify as an Ice Road Trucker and one meaning you like to pull on the horn, how would you rate your skill level?"

"Six maybe seven," I stretched.

She looked at me long and hard.

"Four."

"Really?"

"Three and a half."

"Move over," she told me.