Kensington Rhymes Part 4

He rings his bell, he rings his bell All through the afternoon: He rings his bell to let us know That Christmas will come soon.

[Ill.u.s.tration: THE DISAPPOINTMENT]

THE Punch and Judy man's in sight, He's coming down our street, He's stopping just before our house-- Shut up! I bagged that seat.

I say, the Colonel opposite[J]

Is sending him away, Because he says his wife is ill And can't bear noise to-day.

[J] He bagged our ball the other day

[Ill.u.s.tration: TREASURE TROVE]

AFTER a winter walk, it's nice To see the baked-potato man Poking his stove and picking out The best potatoes from his pan.

A baked potato on a spike Is very like a pirate's head; I always think of them again Long after when I've gone to bed.

I bought one coming home from school, And as I turned into our street, The lamp-posts in the yellow fog Sailed like a wicked pirate fleet.

And all the people in the fog Were sailor-men upon a quay; The pavement smelt of tar and salt: I thought I heard quite close the sea.

I heard a whisper as I went, 'The Jolly Roger's at the peak'; A bullfinch in a lighted room Was a parrot in a far-off creek.

The parlour-maid at Twenty-two Was black-eyed Susan, and beyond, The plane-tree was a cocoa-palm; The crossing-sweeper was marooned.

And as I got close to our house, I was an English mids.h.i.+pman; My satchel was an old sea-chest, My copy-book a treasure-plan.

And then a wondrous thing occurred, The strangest thing I ever knew: I found a s.h.i.+ning sixpence, though I don't suppose you'll think it true.

I hardly dared to look at it, Afraid that it would only prove A bit of tin, a Bovril coin, And not a proper treasure-trove.

I told my brother and he thought We'd better hide it out of sight, In case the pirates should attack Our bedroom on that foggy night.

The baked potato in my coat Was just exactly Captain Kidd; So both of us declared at once That there the sixpence must be hid.

We took our sister's sailor-doll And put his clothes upon a stick, And spent the evening doing this Instead of my arithmetic.

We made a glorious c.o.c.ked-hat Of paper-painted Prussian blue, We put the pirate on the stick, And stuck the sixpence first with glue.

Deep in my mother's window-box Next day we buried Captain Kidd; My sister never could find out Where all her sailor-clothes were hid.

We made a map to show the place And wrote directions in red ink; But when we dug the treasure up, I dropped it down the kitchen sink.

[Ill.u.s.tration: A VISIT TO MY AUNT]

AUNT JANE with whom I sometimes stay Has a very curious house, As quiet as Aunt Jane herself, As quiet as a mouse.

It's always Autumn when I go And raining every day: The garden's full of shrubs and paths I'm sent out there to play.

The paths are green and full of moss, The shrubs are wet and dark: It's like a secret corner in A sort of nightmare park.

I walk about the paths alone And look at roots and leaves, And once behind a laurel bush I saw a Pierrot's[K] sleeves.

I thought of him that night in bed, I was afraid he'd climb And peep against the window-pane And say a horrid rhyme.

And when I heard the rain outside Dripping upon the sill, I thought I heard his footsteps too, And oh, I did lie still.

[K] Like one in my Aunt's French picture-book

I saw his shadow dance about Like a shadow on a sheet; I saw his eyes, like currants black, And his white velvet feet.

My aunt's house is a quiet house, The servants never speak: She goes to sleep each afternoon: I stay there for a week.

The rooms have got a woolly smell, They're full of little things-- Tall clocks and fat blue china bowls And birds with coloured wings.

I tinkle all the candlesticks Upon the mantelpiece: They wave long after I have gone, And never seem to cease.

The drawing-room is full of shawls, With footstools everywhere, And p.r.i.c.kly cus.h.i.+ons stuck upright Upon each bristly chair.

I'm glad when I go home again Into the s.h.i.+ning lamps And comfortable sound of streets, And see my book of stamps.

[Ill.u.s.tration: DON QUIXOTE]

[Ill.u.s.tration: DON QUIXOTE]

THE clock is striking four o'clock, It is not time for tea.

Although the night is marching up And I can hardly see.

I'm reading in the library In a most enormous chair; The fire is just the very kind That makes you want to stare.

I'm looking at the largest book That ever yet was seen; They say I shall not understand This tale till I'm fourteen.

Don Quixote is the name of it With pictures on each page; The way that he was treated puts Me in a fearful rage.

Don Quixote was a tall thin man Whose thoughts were just like mine, He saw queer things, he heard queer sounds Though he was more than nine.

He used to lie in bed and watch The hilly counterpane.

And see strange little knights-at-arms Go riding down a plain.

His room was simply crowded with Enchanters, dwarfs and elves, And dragons used to go to sleep Upon the darkest shelves.

He used to think that common things Were really very strange, Like me who saw a goblin once Upon our kitchen-range.

He saw big giants in the clouds Marching and fighting there: He used to listen to the leaves And think it was a bear.

He found some armour that belonged To people long ago, And rode away to fight and save Princesses from the foe.

But every one behaved to him As if they were his nurse: They said he was old-fas.h.i.+oned and They said he was a curse.

He used to play at 'let's pretend'