Wild Adventures round the Pole Part 33

"Hullo! hullo!" cried Ray. "Oh! it's you, is it, Row? Is breakfast all ready, old man?"

"Ray, arise, you lazy dog!" continued Row, shaking him by the shoulder.

"This is May-morning, Ray, and I'm to be Queen of the May, my boy, I'm to be Queen of the May!"

At half-past eight our heroes, Captain McBain included, went on deck in a body, and this was the time for the crew to cl.u.s.ter up the rigging, man the yards, and give voice to a ringing cheer; nay, not one cheer only, but three times three; and hardly had the sound died away ere it was taken up and re-echoed back by the crew of the _Canny Scotia_. It seemed that Captain Cobb's c.o.c.kle-sh.e.l.l was not to be left out of the fun either, for the crew of even that tiny craft must man the rigging and cheer, though after the l.u.s.ty roar that had gone up from the other s.h.i.+ps, their voices sounded like that of a chicken learning to crow.

After this, while the men went to work to rig a great platform on the upper deck, Peter, arrayed in fullest Highland costume, played pibroch after pibroch, and wild march after wild march, as he went strutting up and down the quarter-deck.

The decks were cleared of everything that could be removed, and a great tent erected from mizen to foremast; when this was lined with flags there was but little light, but lamps in cl.u.s.ters were hung here and there, and a stove was brought up to give heat, so that the whole place was as gay as could be, and comfortable as well.

At one end of the tent a platform was erected. There the piano was placed all handy, and Rory's fiddle and the doctor's flute, as well as several armchairs and a kind of a throne, the use of which will soon be seen. On the stage at one side was an immense tub nearly filled with cold, icy water; two steps led up to it, and on the edge thereof was a revolving chair. Very comfortable it looked indeed, but, on touching a spring, backwards it went, and whoever might be sitting on it had the benefit of a beautiful bath. My readers already guess what this is for.

Yes, for May-day in Greenland is not only a day of fun and frolic, but the self-same kind of performance takes place as on southern s.h.i.+ps while crossing the line.

The day itself was dedicated to games on the ice, for not until towards evening would the real fun begin. The seals had a rest to-day, and so had the sharks; even the terrible zugaena wasn't once thought of, and Bruin himself might sit on one end licking his chops and looking on, so long as he kept at a respectful distance. The games were both Scotch and English, a happy medley in which all hands joined. The morning saw cricket and football matches in full swing, the afternoon golf--and golf played on hummocky ice _is_ golf--and hockey. Peter was the band, and right well he played; but when, tired of march quadrille, or pibroch, he burst into a Highland reel, and the crews began to dance--well, the scene on the snow grew exciting indeed. It was grotesque enough, too, in all conscience, for everybody, without exception, was dressed in fancy costume.

No wonder, too, that c.o.c.kie, whom his master had brought on deck to look down on them from the bulwarks, lost all control of himself, and shouted, "Go on--go on--keep it up--keep it up." Then when c.o.c.kie began to throw his head back and shriek with laughter, the men couldn't resist it any longer; they joined in that laugh, and laughed till sides ached and eyes ran water, and many had to roll in the snow to prevent catastrophes. But the louder the men laughed, all the louder laughed c.o.c.kie, till Freezing Powders was obliged to run below with him at last.

"Oh!" said his master, as he restored the cage to its corner, "I tell you all day, c.o.c.kie, you eat too much hemp. It's drefful, c.o.c.kie, to hear you laugh like all dat."

Suddenly from the bows of the _Arrandoon_ a big gun is fired, and the revel stops. Then comes a hail from the crow's-nest,--

"Below there?"

"Ay, ay!" roared McBain.

"A procession coming along over the snow, sir, towards the s.h.i.+p."

A consultation was at once held, and it was resolved to march forth to meet them.

"It is Neptune, I know," said McBain, "for a s...o...b..rd this morning brought me a note to say he'd dine with us."

It wasn't long before our friends came in sight of the royal party. It was Neptune, sure enough, trident and all, both his trident and he looking as large as life.--He was drawn along in a sledge by a party of naiads, and Amazon jades they looked. On one side of him walked his wife, on the other the c.o.c.k o' the North, while behind him came the barber carrying an immense razor and a bucket of lather. Silas Grig, I may as well mention, played Neptune, and Seth his wife--and a taller, skinnier, bristlier old lady you couldn't have imagined; and her attempts to act the lady of fas.h.i.+on, and her airs and graces, were really funny. The c.o.c.k o' the North was Ted Wilson. He was dressed in feathers from top to toe, with an immense bill, comb, and wattles, and acted his part well. He was introduced by Neptune as--

"One who ne'er has been to school, But keeps us fat--in fact, our fool; A fool, forsooth, yet full of wit As he can stand, or lie, or sit."

After the usual introduction, salaams, and courtesies, Neptune made his speech in doggerel verse, with many an interruption both from his wife and his fool, telling how "his name was Neptune"--"though it might be Norval," added the c.o.c.k o' the North. How--

"From east to west, from pole to pole, Where'er waves break or waters roll, _My_ empire is--"

_His Wife_--"And _you_ belong to _me_."

_c.o.c.k o' the North_.--"All hail, great monarch of the sea!"

_Neptune_--"The clouds pay tribute, and streams and rills Come singing from the distant hills."

_His Wife_.--"_Do_ stop, my dear; you're _not_ a poet, And never were--"

_Neptune_.--"Good sooth, I know it.

But now lead on, our blood feels cold, For truth to tell, we're getting old.

We and our wife have seen much service, Besides--the dear old thing is nervous, So to the s.h.i.+p lead on, I say, We'd see some fun on this auspicious day.

My younger sons I fain would bless 'em."

_His Barber_.--"And I can shave."

_His Wife (rapturously_).--"And I can kiss 'em."

The six poor lads who were to be operated on, and whose only fault was that they had never before crossed the line, trembled in their prison as they heard the big guns thunder forth, announcing the arrival of King Neptune. They trembled more when, dressed in white, they were led forth, a pair at a time, and seated blindfolded on the chair of the terrible tub, and duly shaved and blessed and kissed; but they trembled most when the bolt was drawn, and they tumbled head foremost into the icy water; but when, about twenty minutes thereafter, they were seen seated in a row in dry, warm clothing, you would not have known them for the same boys. Their faces were beaming with smiles, and each one busied himself discussing a huge basin of savoury sea-pie. They were not trembling then at all.

At the dinner which followed, Neptune took the head of the table, with his wife on his right and McBain himself as vice-president. The dinner was good even for the _Arrandoon_, and that is saying a deal. In size, in odour, and beauty of rotundity, the plum-pudding that two stalwart men carried in and placed in front of Neptune, was something to remember for ever and a day. Size? Why, Neptune could have served it out with his trident. Ay! and everybody had two helps, and looked all the healthier and happier after them.

Our three chief heroes were in fine form, Rory in one of his funniest, happiest moods. And why not? Had not he dubbed himself Queen o' the May? Yes, and well he sustained the part.

I am not sure how Neptune managed to possess himself of so many bottles of Silas Grig's green ginger, but there they were, and they went all round the table, and even the men of the crew seemed to prefer it to rum. The toasts given by the men were not a few, and all did honour to the manliness of their hearts. The songs sung ere the table was cleared were all well worth listening to, though some were ballads of extreme length.

Neptune was full of anecdotes of his life and adventures, and his wife also had a good deal to say about hers, which caused many a peal of laughter to rattle round the table.

Some of the men recited pieces of their own composition. Here is one by the crew's pet, Ted Wilson to wit:

The Ghost of the Cochin-Shanghai.

'Tis a tale of the Greenland ocean, A tale of the Northern seas, Of a s.h.i.+p that sailed from her native land On the wings of a favouring breeze; Her skipper as brave a seaman As ever set sail before, Her crew all told as true and bold As ever yet left the sh.o.r.e.

And never a s.h.i.+p was better "found,"

She couldn't be better, I know, With beef in the rigging and porkers to kill, And tanks filled with water below; And turkeys to fatten, and ducklings and geese, And the best Spanish pullets to lay; But the pride of the s.h.i.+p, and the pet of the mess, Was a Brahma c.o.c.k, Cochin-Shanghai.

And every day when the watches were called, This c.o.c.k crew so cheery O!

With a shrill c.o.c.k-a-lee, and a hoa.r.s.e c.o.c.k-a-lo, And a long c.o.c.k-a-leerie O!

But still as the grave was the brave bird at night, For well did he know what was best; Yes, well the c.o.c.k knew that most of the crew Were weary and wanted their rest But one awful night he awoke in a fright, Then wasn't it dreary O!

To hear him crow, with a hoa.r.s.e c.o.c.k-a-lo, And a shrill c.o.c.k-a-leerie O!

Oh!

Then out of bed scrambled the men in a ma.s.s, "We cannot get sleep," they all cried; "May we never reach dock till we silence that c.o.c.k, We'll never have peace till the villain is fried."

All dressed as they were in the garments of night, Though the decks were deep covered with snow, They chased the c.o.c.k round, with wild yell and bound, ####But they never got near him--no. And wherever he flew, still the bold Cochin crew, With a shrill c.o.c.k-a-lee, and a hoa.r.s.e c.o.c.k-a-lo, And a long c.o.c.k-a-leerie O!

Now far up aloft defiant he stands, Like an eagle in eerie O!

Till a sea-boot at last, knocked him down from the mast, And he sunk in the ocean below.

But the saddest part of the story is this: He hadn't quite finished his crow, He'd got just as far as the hoa.r.s.e c.o.c.k-a-lo But failed at the leerie O!

Oh-h!

And that s.h.i.+p is still sailing, they say, on the sea, Though 'tis hundreds of years ago; Till they silence that c.o.c.k they'll ne'er reach a dock, Nor lay down their burden of woe; For out on the boom, till the crack of doom, The ghost of the Cochin will crow, With his shrill c.o.c.k-a-lee, and his hoa.r.s.e c.o.c.k-a-lo, But _never_ the leerie O!

No!

They tell me at times that the s.h.i.+p may be seen Straggling on o'er the billows o' blue, That the hardest of hearts would melt like the snow, To witness the grief of that crew, As they eye the cold waves, and long for their graves, Looking _so weary O_!

Will he _never_ have done with that weird c.o.c.k-a-lo, As get to the leerie O!

Oh-h!

Dinner discussed, the fun commenced. In the first place, there were sailors' dances, and the floor was kept pretty well filled one way or another. But certainly _the_ dances of the evening were the barber's "break-down," Rory's "Irish jig," and the doctor's "Hielan fling." They were _solos_, of course, and the barber was the first to take the floor; and oh! the shuffling and the double-shuffling, and the tripleing and double-tripleing of that wonderful hornpipe! No wonder he was cheered, and encored, and cheered again. Then came Rory, dressed in natty knickerbockers and carrying a s.h.i.+llelah! n.o.body could say at times which end of him was uppermost, or whether he did not just as often strike his seemingly adamantine head with his heels as with his s.h.i.+llelah. Lastly came Sandy McFlail in Highland costume, and being a countryman of my own, I must be modestly mum on the performance, only, towards the end of the "fling," you saw before you such a mist of waving arms and legs and plaid-ends, that you could not have been sure it was Sandy at all, and not an octopus.

But hark! there comes a shriek from the pack, so loud that it drowns the sounds of music and merriment. Men grow suddenly serious. Again they hear it, and there is a perceptible movement--a kind of thrill under their feet. It is the wail that never fails to give the first announcement of the breaking up of the sea of ice.

CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE.