Foe-Farrell Part 15
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"She went to the instrument. 'Often, and _con expressione_!'
I shouted; 'and back-pedal for all you are worth!' Then I climbed down and collared Farrell, for the police had begun to hammer on the door. I grabbed for his head: but it must have been by the collar I caught him--that being where he wore most fur. . . . There was a stairway between the stalls and the gallery. I whirled him up it, and leaned over the gallery rail, calling to Petunia. She had dragged off the piano-cover and was rolling herself up in it. . . .
Then, as the police crashed in, I switched off the lights.
"Somehow or another I hauled Farrell up and on to the flat roof.
'Now,' said I, after prospecting a bit in a hurry, 'the great point is to keep cool. You follow me over this parapet, lower yourself, and drop on to the next roof. It's a matter of sixteen feet at most, and then we'll find a water-pipe.'
"But he wouldn't. He said that he suffered from giddiness on a height and had done so from the age of sixteen, but that he was game for any number of policemen. He'd seen too many policemen, and wanted to reduce the number. I left him clawing at a chimney-pot, and--well, I told you the stucco was brittle, and you saw the state of his clothes. I think he must have got out a brick or two and put up a fight.
"For my part, I slid three-quarters of the way down a pipe, lost my grip somehow and tumbled sock upon the serried ranks of a brutal and licentious constabulary. They broke my fall, and afterwards I did my best. But, as Farrell had justly complained, there were too many of them. So now you know," Jimmy wound up with a yawn.
"What about the Lady Petunia?" I asked.
"Oh!" He woke up with a start and laughed: "I forgot--and it's the cream, too. . . . The police who grabbed me had been hastily summoned by whistle. They rushed me up two side streets and towards a convenient taxi. It was convenient: it was stationary. . . . It was my own, own taxi, still sitting. One constable shouted for its driver; another had almost pushed me in when he started to apologise to somebody inside. It was Petunia, wrapped in slumber. She must have slipped out by the Emergency Exit and taken action with great presence of mind. I don't know if they managed to wake her up, or what happened to her." Jimmy yawned again. "What's the time, Otty?
It must be any hour of the morning. . . . _I_ don't know. She forgot to return my watch."
NIGHT THE SEVENTH.
THE OUTRAGE.
Jephson awoke me at 7.30 as usual. But I dozed for another half an hour and should have dropped asleep again had it not been that some little thing--I could not put a name to the worry--kept teasing my brain; some piece of grit in the machine. An engagement forgotten?
an engagement to be kept?--Nothing very important. . . .
Then I remembered, jumped out of bed, and knocked in at Jimmy's room.
I expected to find him stretched in heavy slumber. But no: he stood before his dressing-table, tubbed, shaven, half-clothed, and looking as fresh as paint.
"Hallo!" said he. "Anything wrong?"
"Just occurred to me," said I, "this is the morning you were due to breakfast with Jack. Thought I'd remind you, in case you might want to telephone and put him off."
"If I remember," said Jimmy thoughtfully, rummaging in a drawer, "this Jack's other name is Foe. If it were Ketch, I'd be obliged to you for ringing him up with that message. . . . It's all right.
Plenty of time. Breakfast and conversation with the learned prepared for me right on my way to the Seat of Justice. Providence--and you can call it no less--couldn't have ordered it better. Here, help me to choose.--What's the neatest thing in ties when a man's going to feel his position acutely?"
Upon this I observed that his infamous way of life seemed to leave more impression upon his friends than on himself; and stalked back to my bedchamber.
"Ingrate!" he shouted after me. "When you've seen Farrell!"
So I breakfasted alone, read the papers (which reported that Mr.
Farrell's meeting overnight had been "accompanied by scenes of considerable disorder "), dealt with some correspondence, and in due time was taxi'd to Ensor Street. There I found Jimmy on the penitents' bench, full of sparkling interest in the proceedings of the court and in the line--a long and variegated one--of his fellow-indictables. Farrell sat beside him, sprucely dressed but woebegone. He wore a sort of lamp-shade, of a green colour, over his eyes, and (as Jimmy put it) "looked the part--Prodigal Son among the Charlottes." By some connivance--on some faked pretence, I make no doubt, that I was his legal adviser--the police allowed Jimmy to cross over and consult me. He informed me that the Professor had put him up an excellent breakfast of grilled sole and devilled kidneys, and had afterwards shown him round the laboratory. "Wonderful man, the Professor! But you should see that dog of his he calls Billy-- hairy little yellow beast that flies into rages like a mad thing, and then at a word crawls on its belly. Sort of beast that dies on his master's grave, in the children's books, like any human creature."
The charge was not called on the list until 12.30 or thereabouts.
. . . They say that in England there's one law for the rich and another for the poor. I don't know about that: but there's one for the bright and young and another for the middle-aged and sulky.
The police had already let Jimmy down lightly on the charge sheet: they showed further leniency at the hearing. Even the constable who faced the Bench with an eye like a d.a.m.natory potato contrived to suggest that he would have left it outside if he could--so benevolently, so appreciatively he made it twinkle as he gave evidence. Jimmy tried to take the blame; but the Magistrate, without relaxing his face, fined him two pounds and mulcted Farrell in five.
He added some scathing remarks upon old men who led their juniors astray and called themselves Martin Luther when they were nothing of the sort. I wondered if he knew that he was admonis.h.i.+ng a candidate for County Council honours. I had a notion that he did. His address lasted half a minute or less, and during it he kept his gaze implacably fixed on the culprit: but by the working of his under-jaw and of the muscles below it I seemed to surmise--shall we say--a certain process of deglut.i.tion.
Their fines paid, Jimmy--staunch to the last--brought Farrell forth to me, who waited outside by the doorstep.
"Look here, Otty; he's in trouble--"
"Of his own making, by all accounts," I put in sternly.
Farrell began to stutter. "A most untoward--er--incident, Sir Roderick--_most_ untoward! Compromising, I fear?"
"You've lost us the seat, that's all," I told him.
"Oh, I trust not--I trust not!" he protested. "Might the reporters be--er--"
"Squared?" I suggested.
"Induced--yes, induced--to omit the--er--personal reference?"
"Like the Scarlet Mr. E's," suggested Jimmy, "or the Scarlet Pimpernel--rather a good name for you, Farrell. Better than Martin Luther, anyway. The Scarlet Pimpernel, or Two in a Taxi, Not to Mention the Lady. Or--wait a bit--Peter and Petunia, or Marooned in Soho. Reader, do you know the 'Catalafina'? If not, let me--"
"Jimmy," I commanded, "don't make an a.s.s of yourself. . . . As for you, Mr. Farrell, let me remind you of a pretty wise saying of somebody's--that influence is jolly useful until you have used it.
If I remember, I strained my little stock of it with these reporters two nights ago."
"I wouldn't jib at expense, Sir Roderick," he whimpered.
"Don't kick him, Otty," Jimmy implored. "He's down. And listen to me, Farrell," he went on, swinging about. "You can't help it: it's the Hire System working out through the pores. You don't perspire what you think you're perspiring, though you're doing it freely enough. . . . Now, Otty--for my sake--if you don't mind!"
"Well then, Mr. Farrell," said I, "I'm ready to do this much for you.--We'll find a taxi here and now for the Whips' Offices and take their advice. Having taken it, I am willing to drive straight back to your Committee Rooms with the Head Office's decision."
The man's nerves were anywhere. He clung to me for counsel--for mere company--as he would have clung to anybody.
So we found a taxi and climbed in, all three.
But I did not reach the Whips' Office that day.
There was a hold-up as we neared the bridge, and we to came a dead stop. I set it down to some ordinary block of traffic, and with a touch of annoyance: for Farrell by this time was arguing himself out as a victim of circ.u.mstances, and with a feebleness of sophistry that tried the patience. I remember saying "The long and short of it is, you've made a fool of yourself. . . . Why on earth can't this fellow get a move on?"--As though he had heard me, just then the driver slewed about and shot us back a queer half-humorous glance through the gla.s.s screen.
Jimmy, lolling crossways on one of the little let-down seats with his leg across the other, caught the glance, sprang up and thrust his head out at the window.
"Hallo!" said he. "Suffragettes? Dog-fight? . . . Pretty good riot, anyhow,"--and the next moment he was out on the roadway. I craned up for a look through the screen, and stepped out in his wake.
Some thirty yards ahead of us, close by the gates of the South London College, a dense crowd blocked the thoroughfare. It was a curiously quiet crowd, but it swayed violently under some pressure in the centre, and broke as we watched, letting through a small body of police with half a dozen men and youths in firm custody.
My wits gave a leap, and my heart sank on the instant. I stepped to the taxi door and commanded Farrell to tumble out.
"Here's more of your mess-work, unless I'm mistaken," said I.
"Mine?" He looked at me with a dazed face. "Mine?" he quavered.
"Oh, but what has happened? . . . There would seem to be some conspiracy. . . ."
"Yes, you interfering a.s.s. Out with you, quick! and we'll talk later." I turned my shoulder on him as I handed the driver his fare.
"Now follow and keep close to me."
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