The Sin of Monsieur Pettipon Part 1
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The Sin of Monsieur Pettipon.
by Richard Connell.
I: _The Sin of Monsieur Pettipon_
Moistening the tip of his immaculate handkerchief, M. Alphonse Marie Louis Camille Pettipon deftly and daintily rubbed an almost imperceptible speck of dust from the mirror in Stateroom C 341 of the liner _Voltaire_ of the Paris-New York Steams.h.i.+p Company, and a little sigh of happiness fluttered his double chins.
He set about his task of making up the berths in the stateroom with the air of a high priest performing a sacerdotal ritual. His big pink hands gently smoothed the crinkles from the linen pillow cases; the woolen blankets he arranged in neat, folded triangles and stood off to survey the effect as an artist might. And, indeed, Monsieur Pettipon considered himself an artist.
To him the art of being a steward was just as estimable as the art of being a poet; he was a Sh.e.l.ley of the dustpan; a Keats of the sheets. To him the making up of a berth in one of the cabins he tended was a sonnet; an orange pip or burnt match on the floor was as intolerable as a false quant.i.ty. Few poets took as much pains with their pens as he did with his whisk. He loved his work with a zeal almost fanatical.
Lowering himself to his plump knees, Monsieur Pettipon swept the floor with a busy brush, humming the while a little Provence song:
_"My mama's at Paris, My papa's at Versailles, But me, I am here, Sleeping in the straw._
CHORUS:
_"Oo la la, Oo la la, Oo la, oo la, Oo la la."_
As he sang the series of "Oo la las" he kept time with strokes of his brush, one stroke to each "la," until a microscope could not have detected the smallest crumb of foreign matter on the red carpet.
Then he hoisted himself wheezily to his feet and with critical eye examined the cabin. It was perfection. Once more he sighed the happy little sigh of work well done; then he gathered up his brush, his dustpan and his collection of little cleaning rags and entered the stateroom next door, where he expertly set about making things tidy to an accompaniment of "Oo la las."
Suddenly in the midst of a "la la," he broke off, and his wide brow puckered as an outward sign that some disquieting thought was stirring beneath it. He was not going to be able to buy his little son Napoleon a violin this trip either.
The look of contentment he usually wore while doing the work he loved gave way to small furrows of worry. He was saying silently to himself: "Ah, Alphonse, old boy, this violin situation is getting serious. Your little Napoleon is thirteen, and it is at that tender age that virtuosos begin to find themselves. And what is a virtuoso without a violin? You should be a steward of the first cla.s.s, old turnip, where each trip you would be tipped the price of a violin; on second-cla.s.s tips one cannot buy even mouth organs. Alas!"
Each trip now, for months, Monsieur Pettipon had said to his wife as he left his tiny flat in the Rue Dauphine, "This time, Therese, I will have a millionaire. He will see with what care I smooth his sheets and pick the banana skins from the floor, and he will say, 'This Pettipon is not such a bad lot. I will give him twenty dollars.' Or he will write to M.
Victor Ronssoy about me, and Monsieur Ronssoy will order the captain to order the chief steward to make me a steward of the first cla.s.s, and then, my dear, I will buy a violin the most wonderful for our little cabbage."
To which the practical Therese would reply, "Millionaires do not travel second cla.s.s."
And Monsieur Pettipon would smile hopefully and say "Who can tell?"
although he knew perfectly well that she was right.
And Therese would pick a nonexistent hair from the worn collar of his coat and remark, "Oh, if you were only a steward of the first cla.s.s, my Alphonse!"
"Patience, my dear Therese, patience," he would say, secretly glowing as men do when their life ambition is touched on.
"Patience? Patience, indeed!" she would exclaim. "Have you not crossed on the _Voltaire_ a hundred and twenty-seven times? Has a speck of dust ever been found in one of your cabins? You should have been promoted long ago. You are being done a dirtiness, Monsieur Pettipon."
And he would march off to his s.h.i.+p, wagging his big head.
This trip, clearly, there was no millionaire. In C 341 was a young painter and his bride; his tip would be two dollars, and that would be enough, for was he not a fellow artist? In C 342 were two lingerie buyers from New York; they would exact much service, give hints of much reward and, unless Monsieur Pettipon looked sharp, would slip away without tipping him at all. In C 343 were school-teachers, two to a berth; Monsieur Pettipon appraised them at five dollars for the party; C 344 contained two fat ladies--very sick; and C 345 contained two thin ladies--both sick. Say a dollar each. In C 346 was a s.h.a.ggy-bearded individual--male--of unknown derivation, who spoke an explosive brand of English, which burst out in a series of grunts, and who had economical habits in the use of soap. It was doubtful, reasoned Monsieur Pettipon, if the principle of tipping had ever penetrated the wild regions from which this being unquestionably hailed. Years of experience had taught Monsieur Pettipon to appraise with a quite uncanny accuracy the amount of tips he would get from his clients, as he called them.
Still troubled in his mind over his inability to provide a new violin for the promising Napoleon, Monsieur Pettipon went about his work, and in the course of time reached Stateroom C 346 and tapped with soft knuckles.
"Come," grunted the s.h.a.ggy occupant.
Monsieur Pettipon, with an apologetic flood of "pardons," entered. He stopped in some alarm. The s.h.a.ggy one, in violently striped pajamas, was standing in the center of the cabin, plainly very indignant about something. He fixed upon Monsieur Pettipon a pair of accusing eyes. With the air of a conjurer doing a trick he thrust his hand, palm upward, beneath the surprised nose of Monsieur Pettipon.
"Behold!" cried the s.h.a.ggy one in a voice of thunder.
Monsieur Pettipon peered into the outstretched hand. In the cupped palm was a small dark object. It was alive.
Monsieur Pettipon, speechless with horror, regarded the thing with round unbelieving eyes. He felt as if he had been struck a heavy, stunning blow.
At last with a great effort he asked weakly, "You found him here, monsieur?"
"I found him here," declared the s.h.a.ggy one, nodding his bushy head toward his berth.
The world of Monsieur Pettipon seemed to come cras.h.i.+ng down around his ears.
"Impossible!" panted Monsieur Pettipon. "It could not be."
"It could be," said the s.h.a.ggy one sternly, "because it was."
He continued to hold the d.a.m.natory evidence within a foot of Monsieur Pettipon's staring incredulous eyes.
"But, monsieur," protested the steward, "I tell you the thing could not be. One hundred and twenty-seven times have I crossed on this _Voltaire_, and such a thing has not been. Never, never, never."
"I did not make him," put in the pa.s.senger, with a show of irony.
"No, no! Of course monsieur did not make him. That is true. But perhaps monsieur----"
The gesture of the overwhelmed Pettipon was delicate but pregnant.
The s.h.a.ggy pa.s.senger glared ferociously at the steward.
"Do you mean I brought him with me?" he demanded in a terrible voice.
Monsieur Pettipon shrugged his shoulders.
"Such things happen," he said soothingly. "When one travels----"
The s.h.a.ggy one interrupted him.
"He is not mine!" he exploded bellicosely. "He never was mine. I found him here, I tell you. Here! Something shall be done about this."
Monsieur Pettipon had begun to tremble; tiny moist drops bedewed his expanse of brow; to lose his job would be tragedy enough; but this--this would be worse than tragedy; it would be disgrace. His artistic reputation was at stake. His career was tottering on a hideous brink.
All Paris, all France would know, and would laugh at him.
"Give me the little devil," he said humbly. "I, myself, personally, will see to it that he troubles you no more. He shall perish at once, monsieur; he shall die the death. You will have fresh bedding, fresh carpet, fresh everything. There will be fumigations. I beg that monsieur will think no more of it."
Savagely he took the thing between plump thumb and forefinger and bore it from the stateroom, holding it at arm's length. In the corridor, with the door shut on the s.h.a.ggy one, Monsieur Pettipon, feverishly agitated, muttered again and again, "He did bring it with him. He did bring it with him."
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