The Ordeal of Richard Feverel Part 52

Brandon was sorry to say she decidedly could not.

"You might call on one of your Judges, Brandon."

Brandon a.s.sured her that the Judges were a hard-worked race, and to a man slept heavily after dinner.

"Will you do so to-morrow, the first thing in the morning? Will you promise me to do so, Brandon?--Or a magistrate! A magistrate would send a policeman after them. My dear Brandon! I beg--I beg you to a.s.sist us in this dreadful extremity. It will be the death of my poor brother. I believe he would forgive anything but this. You have no idea what his notions are of blood."

Brandon tipped Adrian a significant nod to step in and aid.

"What is it, aunt?" asked the wise youth. "You want them followed and torn asunder by wild policemen?"

"To-morrow;" Brandon queerly interposed.

"Won't that be--just too late?" Adrian suggested.

Mrs. Doria sighed out her last spark of hope.

"You see," said Adrian....

"Yes! yes!" Mrs. Doria did not require any of his elucidations.

"Pray be quiet, Adrian, and let me speak. Brandon! it cannot be!

it's quite impossible! Can you stand there and tell me that boy is legally married? I never will believe it! The law cannot be so shamefully bad as to permit a boy--a mere child--to do such absurd things. Grandpapa!" she beckoned to the old gentleman. "Grandpapa!

pray do make Brandon speak. These lawyers never will. He might stop it, if he would. If I were a man, do you think I would stand here?"

"Well, my dear," the old gentleman toddled to compose her, "I'm quite of your opinion. I believe he knows no more than you or I. My belief is they none of them know anything till they join issue and go into Court. I want to see a few female lawyers."

"To encourage the bankrupt perruquier, sir?" said Adrian. "They would have to keep a large supply of wigs on hand."

"And you can jest, Adrian!" his aunt reproached him. "But I will not be beaten. I know--I am firmly convinced that no law would ever allow a boy to disgrace his family and ruin himself like that, and nothing shall persuade me that it is so. Now, tell me, Brandon, and pray do speak in answer to my questions, and please to forget you are dealing with a woman. _Can_ my nephew be rescued from the consequences of his folly? _Is_ what he has done legitimate? _Is_ he bound for life by what he has done while a boy?"

"Well--a," Brandon breathed through his teeth. "A--hm! the matter's so very delicate, you see, Helen."

"You're to forget that," Adrian remarked.

"A--hm! well!" pursued Brandon. "Perhaps if you could arrest and divide them before nightfall, and make affidavit of certain facts"....

"Yes?" the eager woman hastened his lagging mouth.

"Well ... hm! a ... in that case ... a.... Or if a lunatic, you could prove him to have been of unsound mind."...

"Oh! there's no doubt of his madness on _my_ mind, Brandon."

"Yes! well! in that case.... Or if of different religious persuasions"....

"She _is_ a Catholic!" Mrs. Doria joyfully interjected.

"Yes! well! in that case ... objections might be taken to the form of the marriage.... Might be proved fict.i.tious.... Or if he's under, say, eighteen years."

"He _can't_ be much more," cried Mrs. Doria. "I think," she appeared to reflect, and then faltered imploringly to Adrian, "What is Richard's age?"

The kind wise youth could not find it in his heart to strike away the phantom straw she caught at.

"Oh! about that, I should fancy," he muttered, and found it necessary at the same time to duck and turn his head for concealment. Mrs. Doria surpa.s.sed his expectations.

"Yes! well, then...." Brandon was resuming with a shrug, which was meant to say he still pledged himself to nothing, when Clare's voice was heard from out the buzzing circle of her cousins: "Richard is nineteen years and six months old to-day, mama."

"Nonsense, child."

"He is, mama." Clare's voice was very steadfast.

"Non_sense_, I tell you. How _can_ you know?"

"Richard is one year and nine months older than me, mama."

Mrs. Doria fought the fact by years and finally by months. Clare was too strong for her.

"Singular child!" she mentally apostrophized the girl who scornfully rejected straws while drowning.

"But there's the religion still!" she comforted herself, and sat down to cogitate.

The men smiled and looked vacuous.

Music was proposed. There are times when soft music hath not charms; when it is put to as base uses as Imperial Caesar's dust and is taken to fill horrid pauses. Angelica Forey thumped the piano, and sang: "_I'm a laughing Gitana, ha--ha! ha--ha!_" Matilda Forey and her cousin Mary Bransburne wedded their voices, and songfully incited all young people to _Haste to the bower that love has built_, and defy the wise ones of the world; but the wise ones of the world were in a majority there, and very few places of a.s.sembly will be found where they are not; so the glowing appeal of the British ballad-monger pa.s.sed into the bosom of the emptiness he addressed.

Clare was asked to entertain the company. The singular child calmly marched to the instrument, and turned over the appropriate ill.u.s.trations to the ballad-monger's repertory.

Clare sang a little Irish air. Her duty done, she marched from the piano. Mothers are rarely deceived by their daughters in these matters; but Clare deceived her mother; and Mrs. Doria only persisted in feeling an agony of pity for her child, that she might the more warrantably pity herself--a not uncommon form of the emotion, for there is no juggler like that heart the ballad-monger puts into our mouths so boldly. Remember that she saw years of self-denial, years of a ripening scheme, rendered fruitless in a minute, and by the System which had almost reduced her to the condition of const.i.tutional hypocrite. She had enough of bitterness to brood over, and some excuse for self-pity.

Still, even when she was cooler, Mrs. Doria's energetic nature prevented her from giving up. Straws were straws, and the frailer they were the harder she clutched them.

She rose from her chair, and left the room, calling to Adrian to follow her.

"Adrian," she said, turning upon him in the pa.s.sage, "you mentioned a house where this horrible cake ... where he was this morning. I desire you to take me to that woman immediately."

The wise youth had not bargained for personal servitude. He had hoped he should be in time for the last act of the opera that night, after enjoying the comedy of real life.

"My dear aunt" ... he was beginning to insinuate.

"Order a cab to be sent for, and get your hat," said Mrs. Doria.

There was nothing for it but to obey. He stamped his a.s.sent to the PILGRIM'S dictum, that Women are practical creatures, and now reflected on his own account, that relations.h.i.+p to a young fool may be a vexation and a nuisance. However, Mrs. Doria compensated him.

What Mrs. Doria intended to do, the practical creature did not plainly know; but her energy positively demanded to be used in some way or other, and her instinct directed her to the offender on whom she could use it in wrath. She wanted somebody to be angry with, somebody to abuse. She dared not abuse her brother to his face: him she would have to console. Adrian was a fellow-hypocrite to the System, and would, she was aware, bring her into painfully delicate, albeit highly philosophic, ground by a discussion of the case. So she drove to Bessy Berry simply to inquire whither her nephew had flown.

When a soft woman, and that soft woman a sinner, is matched with a woman of energy, she does not show much fight, and she meets no mercy. Bessy Berry's creditor came to her in female form that night.

She then beheld it in all its terrors. Hitherto it had appeared to her as a male, a disembodied spirit of her imagination possessing male attributes, and the peculiar male characteristic of being moved, and ultimately silenced, by tears. As female, her creditor was terrible indeed. Still, had it not been a late hour, Bessy Berry would have died rather than speak openly that her babes had sped to make their nest in the Isle of Wight. They had a long start, they were out of the reach of pursuers, they were safe, and she told what she had to tell. She told more than was wise of her to tell. She made mention of her early service in the family, and of her little pension. Alas! her little pension! Her creditor had come expecting no payment--come, as creditors are wont in such moods, just to take it out of her--to employ the familiar term. At once Mrs. Doria pounced upon the pension.

"That, of course, you know is at an end," she said in the calmest manner, and Berry did not plead for the little bit of bread to her.

She only asked a little consideration for her feelings.