If You Don't Go To Hell, Who Will? Chapter 30

Rest of chapter 29 updated so please don't forget to read it up..

Ch 30 – First kiss, first kiss.

As soon as I walked into the room, I lowered my head and admitted my mistake, " Zhong Yuan, I am sorry. I was wrong."

Zhong Yuan's voice was faint and there was no hint of any anger. " Where were you wrong?"

I looked at him like a supplicant and said, " I should not have been mad at you, I should not have misinterpreted your kindness. I don't work hard enough. I often ignore your feelings..I often think that you are abnormal."

I saw that Zhong Yuan's face turned sullen again, so I added, " Actually, you are not, hey, how can you be abnormal ? You are so tall and handsome…"

The narcissistic Zhong Yuan immediately lit up at the mention of the word 'handsome'. His eyes started s.h.i.+ning and a corner of his lips curled upwards in a faint smile.

I secretly stored this important bit of information in my heart. Zhong Yuan 

Inked to hear others call him handsome.

Seeing that his mood had turned better, I took the opportunity to plead my case, " Am I forgiven?"

Zhong Yuan smiled slightly and said, " What do you think I should do?"

Well, although these words sounded strange but I thought it meant that Zhong Yuan was ready to forgive me. This excited me and in a fit of inopportune generosity, I immediately blurted out, " I am willing to do anything you want to make this up to you."

As soon as I finished saying this, I regretted it. I was sure Zhong Yuan would be taking advantage of this….

Sure enough, he took out the bag he had carried back and handed it to me. He said, " That sounds right. You can make it up to me with this."

I took the bag suspiciously and looked through the things inside. It was a newly bought cross st.i.tch mat. The pattern seemed to be of two fishes playing in the sea.

Zhong Yuan reminded me, " You promised you would embroider a big piece for me."

I unfolded the mat and flinched. " But this is too big."

What you liked was just a mobile charm. This was a pillow ?!

　　Zhong Yuan frowned. “There is no sincerity.”

　　I was speechless and hesitated for a long time. Finally I gritted my teeth and said, “Okay, I will work on this. Of course I will. After all, I had promised you. But I have never done this before , and this is too big. I don't know when I will finish this.”

　　Zhong Yuan waved his hand very generously. “No hurry.”

　　So I took cross st.i.tch pillow case and walked out of Zhongyuan's room with a smile.

　　Later, I wondered how things had played out like this.

　　The next day, Zhong Yuan returned an empty basket to me, and there were no plums.I asked him if he had eaten them, but he denied it. Even if he had denied it, I knew that he had eaten them. This person was really hypocritical !

Miumiu – Did he eat it or throw it away ? I doubt he would eat anything his love rival brought.,:)

It was a summer afternoon and the weather was hot and stuffy. I knew I couldn't sing out loud so I was singing in my heart. I was sitting under the sycamore tree , embroidering the pillow case. It was a really difficult pattern and my eyes were tearing up. I had already unraveled my st.i.tches several times before because I had made mistakes , and the unraveling was even more laborious than the actual st.i.tching. This Zhong Yuan, he could really figure out cruel methods to torture me. I must have owed him in my earlier life. 

And what was Zhong Yuan doing? I didn't want to talk about it because talking about it would make me furious. He was lying leisurely in the hammock with his eyes closed and his headphone on his ears. His expression showed a lazy comfort while my eyes were burning. On the table next to him, apart from a laptop, there was a plate of fruits , a knife and a bottle of Eau de cologne. I firmly despised people who led such a hedonistic life. 

I put down my cross st.i.tch and stood up. Zhong Yuan opened his eyes and looked at me

"What?"

I rubbed my hands together and said ," I am hungry. I'll get a tomato. Do you want one ?"

　Zhong Yuan closed his eyes again and replied lazily: “Okay.”

Ignoring this att.i.tude of a royal used to being served , I walked to the vegetable garden 

Suddenly , Zhong yuan called out to me ," Come back here ."

I walked back impatiently and stood beside him, " What now?"

　　Zhong Yuan sat up on the hammock and picked up the Eau de cologne on the table. Then he sprayed me a few times with it. The smell of the cologne was very strong and I started coughing. He waved his hand in satisfaction. His expression was still of a royal looking at a commoner. "You can go now. "

So I went to the garden.

There were a lot of mosquitos in the garden. However , since I had just been doused by generous amounts of cologne , none of the mosquitoes bit me. So it turned out that this guy had a little bit of conscience. But when I thought of how this guy was always exploiting me , how he was sleeping in a hammock and listening to music while I was toiling on the cross st.i.tch, I still felt furious. So I picked up a large , ripe tomato and a green chilli.

After was.h.i.+ng both, I ran back to Zhong Yuan with barely concealed excitement. Zhong Yuan was still lying on the hammock, swaying gently. When he saw me , he smiled slightly and said ," Are you so happy because you are going to eat a tomato?"

I smiled and said ," Zhong Yuan, close your eyes."

Zhong Tuan looked at me for a moment. Then he smiled beautifully and closed his eyes. 

I tried to suppress my glee as I instructed ," Opeb your mouth."

He quickly opened his mouth

" Zhong Yuan, that's perfect!" As I said this, I split the chilli open and dug out the seeds inside. The spiciest part of the chilli were the seeds. After I dug out the seeds , I tossed them in Zhong Yuan's mouth. Then I waited with bated breath to see his reaction.