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CHAPTER THIRTEEN.

FROM REAL LIFE.

"Co-o-o-o-me orn," said Cabby, as we sat by his side on the box--"Co-o-o-me orn. Nice sorter day this here, sir. Thanky, sir; I do draw a bit, and never sez 'no' to a cigar. Arter you with the light, sir. 'Queer fares,' sir? Ah! I gets some queer sorter fares sometimes--rum 'uns. All sorts and sizes, as the sayin' is. Taking a poor gal to Bedlam ain't pleasant--they do screech so. Blest if I couldn't ha' pitched into the keeper sometimes when I've heerd the poor creetur crying out as she wasn't mad, and beggin' and praying of him to let her go. It all seems agin natur, 'ticklar when a fellow's a bit soft-like. It's now a year come Martlemas as one night a flunkey comes up to the stand and picks me out, and werry glad I was, for I'd had a awful bad day. I used to drive a mare then as I called 'Bagged Sal,'

cos of her tail; for she hadn't got no tail--leastwise, none to speak on. She'd been a 'tillery 'oss out in the Crimee--one of them as stood in the front rank and got all the hair nibbled off, and the roots gnawed so as to spile the cemetery for the future. But she could go, she could, and get over the ground differun to this. Coome orn, will yer; that ain't nothing! That's one of her games, sir. She pulls up short every now and then, if I ain't watchin' her, jest as if she wanted to pick up suthin' in the road. Well, sir, as I was a-saying, flunkey seems to know a horse as could go, or else he wouldn't ha' choosed mine, for she worn't at all ansum as you may suppose, besides bein' a wherritty beast, allus twitchin' her stump of a tail outer the crupper, and laying her ears back and biting. Flunkey hails me, and I pulls outer the rank and picks him up.

"'Drive to Cavendish Square,' sez he.

"Now, he wasn't a reg'lar thoroughbred flunkey, all white gloves, stockings and powder, with a long cane and crestys on his b.u.t.tons, but one o' yer pepper-an'-salt doctor's men, all white choker and cheek, and not arf so affable as a real footman. He was one of them chaps as keeps the patients waiting in the back parly till they tips him, and then he finds out all of a sudden as the doctor ain't engaged. Lord, sir, I've waited hours in Saville-Row for poor innercent creeturs as didn't know the wally of a trifle, and so spent a hextry five s.h.i.+llings in cab fare.

"'Drive to Cavendish Square,' sez he, as big as yer please and then he begins a-whistling, and a-staring at all the gals as we pa.s.ses. My lord hadn't a word to say to me, yer know, being only a kebby, and not up to his social spear in society; but I begins to pump him a little--movin'

the handle quite gentle like at first, for he wouldn't suck a bit; but bimeby I works him round, and out flows such a bright stream of eloquence, and he begins to tell me where we was a-going to and who we was a-going to take; and then I finds as it was a young lady to a private asylum, for she was allus a-trying to kill herself, and all through love.

"Well, we pulls up at a door with a werry large bra.s.s plate, and the doctor's name on it in big letters, and there I waited for half an hour; when the door opens and I hears a screech as goes through me like a knife, and then they carries out a young gal with a face a'most like an angel, only all drawed and frightened looking.

"The poor thing stares quite wild, first this way and then that way; calls out 'Hernest--Hernest--help!' and skreeked again as they pulled up the gla.s.ses of the keb, and then Pepper-and-salt jumps up alongside me, as it might be you, sir, and 'Drive on fast,' he says, 'along 'Ammersmith Road to Chiswick'--through Kensington, you know.

"Now, you know, sir, I'm blest if I know how I drove that arternoon.

You see, sir, one gets knocked about here, and shoved there, and goes through lots o' strange things to get a living; but I can't help thinking as we're all on us, gentle and simple, made alike, and outer the same stuff. Some on us, too, gets more than our share o' temper, and softness, and fust one thing, and then another, and you see that's how it is with me. I'm a rum-looking cove to look at, reg'lar rough one, you know, but then I've got a lot o' softness stowed away about my heart as I ain't no business with. Now I just ask you now, sir, as a fair judge, what business has a kebman with softness? It ain't natural.

Be as rough as you like, I says, but none o' that. And yet my stoopid old woman at home she likes it, and says it's natur. P'rhaps it is, and p'rhaps it ain't. But then, you see, we don't live in a state of natur now. Quartern loaves, pots o' porter, and Dutch cheeses don't grow on the hedges; and people has to look out precious sharp for enough to fill out their weskits, and I've known the time when mine's been precious slack about the b.u.t.tons. 'Pon my soul, sir--beggin' your pardon for being a bit strong--you upper crusters ain't no idea what s.h.i.+fts we're put to sometimes for a living, and what hard work it is. I ain't a grumbling, for only having the missus, and no children, things ain't so hard as they might be. We gets along right enough, for the wife can scheme wonderfully, and toss you up a sixpenny dinner as would surprise yer. She's up to a thing or two, an' can go to first-cla.s.s butchers and get her threepen'orth o' pieces--topping meat, you know; twopen'orth o'

taters and some carrots and turnips; and, Lor' bless you, you'd be surprised as I said afore. Did yer ever go down Leather Lane, sir, or past the Brill at Somers Town, or some parts of Clare and Newport Markets? Perhaps you didn't. But jest you wait for a stinging hot day, and then go and see what the poor folks is a buying of; and then don't you wonder no more about fevers, and choleras, and all them sort o'

troubles. There ain't no wonder in the gin palaces going ahead, when so many poor creeturs flies to 'em to drown their sorrows. It's this sorter thing as cheers me up; and makes me say a moral bit as I learnt--'A contented mind's a continual feast,' I says to the wife; and really, sir, if you'll believe me, sooner than I'd live as some of our poor things does I'd try and peg on along with my old mare here. We'd make a subdivision: she should have the chaff, and I'd go in for the oats and beans.

"Now, where had I got to? Oh! I know, sir--about that there poor gal.

I don't know how I drove down that day for softness. It did seem so sad, so pitiful for that fine young creetur to be dragged off in that way. I quite hated mysen, for it was as though I was to do with it, and it was my fault; and at last, when we'd got up to that place where the chap used to hatch his young c.o.c.ks and hens by steam--Cantelo, I think he called hisself--Pepper-and-Salt says, 'Turn down here,' and I turned down, and mighty glad I was when we got to the big old house, where they took the poor girl in, and I thinks to myself, 'Ah! next time as you comes out, my la.s.s, I'm afraid as it will be screwed down, and with the black welwet a hanging over you!'

"I got werry good pay for that job; but somehow it did not seem to lit, for the soft feeling as I told you of. Every bit o' money seemed gritty, and I felt gritty, and as I drove Pepper-and-Salt back it was me as wouldn't talk.

"I bought a hadd.i.c.k and took home to the old ooman for supper, and I toasted it myself, so as it shouldn't be burnt; and then we had a pint o' porter made hot, with some ginger and sugar in it; and as I was a-smoking my pipe and watching the hadd.i.c.k, I tells Betsy all about it.

But, p'raps you mightn't believe it, we didn't enjoy that supper: I felt kinder lonesome like, and I see a big drop go off the missus's nose more than once into the porter mug, as she sat a-rocking herself backwards and forwards.

"Ah! there's some rum games a-going on in this here world, sir!"

We jogged on in silence for some little time, when "Hi!" roared Cabby at an old lady crossing the road--producing the excellent effect of making her stand still in the middle.

"I know some o' them old women 'll be the death o' me some day," said Cabby. "They allus waits till a keb's a-coming afore they cross the road, and then when they gets knocked down there's a fuss and a inquest, and a reglar bother, of course.

"Did you ever see one o' them patent kebs as come up about five-and-twenty years ago?--I mean them with a door opening behind, and a box up in front for the driver. Niste things they was for swindling a poor cove out of his hard-earned suffrins. More nor wunst I've had people a-slipping out without stopping on me, and, of course, when I pulls up, if the keb wasn't empty. Begging of your pardon, sir, it was enough to make a saint swear.

"Coome orn, will yer? Arter you, sir, with the light agen; talking let's one's weed out more nor anything. Rum fellows them sailors, sir; there goes two with the name of their s.h.i.+p on their hats, like dogs with their master's name on their collar. Rum dogs, too--British bulldogs.

They ain't no notion at all o' what money's worth; they seem to fancy as it's only meant to spend--never thinks a bit about saving of it. I took one up wunst at London Bridge, and I opens the door for him, and touches my hat quite civil, for I allus does that to a fare, whosumever he be.

Mighty pleased he seemed, too, for he pulls out a tanner--what you calls a tizzy, you know, sir--and he hands it over, and he says--

"'Give's hold o' the rudder-lines, mate, and fetch a gla.s.s o' grog to drink afore sailing.' And then he gets hold of the reins, and I fetches a gla.s.s of rum-and-water, and we drinks it fair atween us; and when I holds the door open agen, he pitches his bundle inside. 'Clap on the hatches,' he says, and he bangs to the door, and then, while I was a-staring, up he goes, and put hisself plop atop o' the roof, for all the world like a tailor, and there he began a-chewing his bacca.

'Deck's clear, mate,' he says, 'clap on sail;' and away we goes along Cheapside, and the boys a-cheering and hooraying like all that.

"We hadn't gone werry far before he 'ails me to stop, and then we has another gla.s.s o' rum-and-water. And so we goes on and on, making no end o' calls, till at last we must both have been in a werry reprehensible state, sir; for all I remembers is waking up at four o'clock in the morning in our mews, with the horse's head as far into the stable as he could get it, and the sailor a-sitting fast asleep on the t'other cus.h.i.+on inside the keb just opposite to me. But then, you see, sailors is such rum chaps!

"Law, sir, it's wonderful the dodges as I've seen in my time. People's beginning to find out as there's some romance in a keb now, since that chap pisoned his wife and two children in one of our wehicles 'licensed to carry four persons'--and then went and did for hissen. He was a bad 'un, reg'lar. I wunst had a case of that sort myself. I remember it as well as if it was only yesterday, and it's many a year ago now. That was a night, surety--all rain and sleet mixed up, and the roads churned into a pudge--City batter, I calls it. I was on night-work, a-sitting on my box, driving about anyveres, noveres like, for it was too cold for the hoss to stand still. P'raps I shouldn't ha' got him on again, for he'd ha' turned stiff. I'd been a-growling to myself like that I should have to be out on such a night, and was then twisting of an old red 'ankercher round the brim o' my hat, to keep the rain from running down, when a street door opens, and a woman comes running out with a man arter her.

"'Come in,' he says, a-trying to drag her back; but she hangs away, calling out 'Help!' and says suthin' about 'willain,' and 'baseness,'

and 'never.' I couldn't 'ear all she says 'acause of the wind, though I pulls up short in front of the house: a large one it was, with a light in the hall, and I could see as the man was quite a swell, in a bobtail coat and open wesket--same as they wears to go to the Hoprer. Well, when she acts like that he makes no more ado but fetches her a wipe across the mouth with his hand, quite savage--I mean hits her--and then runs in and bangs the door arter him, leaving that poor thing out in the bitter night, in a low dress, and without a bit of bonnet.

"She gives a sort of ketch or sob like, and then says to me, in an ordering sorter way--

"'Open the door, man!'

"I jumps down in a minute, and she gets in and tells me to drive to a street near Eaton Square. So I shuts the door and drives off, wondering what it all meant, and feeling uncommonly as if I should have liked to give that feller one for hisself, for it was a thing I never could bear to see, any one strike a woman.

"Well, we gets to the street, and then I turns round to arst her the number, when just as we pa.s.sed a lamp-post I could see in at the window as she was down on the floor. You might have knocked me off the box with a wisp.

"I pulls short up, jumps down, and opens the door; and there she was with her hair down, and all of a heap like at the bottom of the keb.

The light s.h.i.+ned well in, and as I lifted her on to the seat I could see as she was young, and good-looking, and well dressed, and with a thick gold chain round her neck.

"Just then up comes a p'leeceman, as big as you please, and 'What's up?'

he says. 'Why, she's fainted,' I says.

"'Looks suspicious,' he says, a-hying me sideways.

"'P'raps it does,' I says, for I began to feel nasty at his aggrawating suspicions. Howsomever, I tells him then where I'd picked her lip, and all the rest of it, and he looked 'nation knowing for a minute, and then he says--

"'Jump up and drive to the nearest doctor's; and I'll get in and hold her up.' 'But what's this here?' he says, laying hold of her hand--such a little white 'un, with rings on, and with the fingers tight round a little bottle. 'Drive on,' he shouts, quite fierce, an' I bangs to the door, and forgot all about the wet.

"I soon comes across one o' them red brandy b.a.l.l.s a-sticking in a lamp, and I says to myself, 'That's English for salts and senny,' I says; and then I pulls up, ketches hold of surgery and night bell, and drags away like fun.

"Then the door was opened, and we carried her in--no weight, bless you-- and lays her on the sofy. Doctor comes in his dressing-gown, takes hold of her hand, holds it a minute, and then lets it fall again. Then he holds his watch-case to her mouth, and you could hear the thing go 'tic-tic' quite loud, for there wasn't another sound in the room; and then he lifts up one of her eyelids, and you could see her great black eye a-staring all wild and awful like, as if she was seeing something in the other world. Then all at once she gave a sort of s.h.i.+vering sigh, and I could see that it was all over.

"Doctor takes the bottle from the p'leeceman, smells it, shakes his head, and gives it back again. Then they two has a talk together, and it ends in us lifting the poor thing back into the keb, and me driving back to where we started from; p'leeceman taking care to ride on the box this time. And what a set out there was when we got there! Fust comes the suvvant, after we'd been ringing a'most half an hour. She looked as if just shook out of bed; and there she stood, with her eyes half-shut, a-s.h.i.+verin' and starin', with the door-chain up. As soon as we made her understand what was the matter, off she cuts; and then down comes the swell in his dressen-gownd. Fust he runs out and looks in the keb; then he rushes upstairs again; then there was a dreadful skreeching, and a lady comes a-tearing down in her night-gownd, and with her hair all a-flying. We'd carried the poor thing into the hall then, and she throws herself on her, shrieking out, 'I've killed her! I've killed her!' kissing her frantic-like all the time. The swell had come down after her, looking as white as a sheet; and he gets the lady away, while p'leeceman and me carries my fare into a bedroom.

"P'leeceman took my number, and where I lived; and swell comes and gives me two half-crowns; and then I took off and left 'em, feeling quite sick and upset, and glad enough to get away.

"There was an inquest after, of course, and I had to go and give evidence; but somehow or other precious little came out, for they kep it all as snug as they could, and the jury brought it in 'Temporary Insanity.'

"Pull up here, sir? Yes, sir. _Star_ office, sir? Phew! didn't know as you was in the noosepaper way, sir, or shouldn't have opened my mouth so wide. Eighteenpens, sir; thanky, sir."

"Co-o-o-me orn, will yer?" were the words which faded away in the Fleet-street roar.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN.

A WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE.

That's our vessel out there, moored fore and aft--that one with her starn so low down, and her nose right up outer the water. You see, that's all owing to her make. Being a screw boat, all her machinery is far aft, as you can see by her funnel; and now the cargo's all out, she looks awkward in the water. Fine boat, though, ain't she? There's lines! there's a clipper-look about her! She seems as if she'd cut through anything. My old boat was a fine one, but nothing like so fast, though I liked her, after all, far better than this; for when you get out in the warm parts the engine-room's awful, and enough to kill a fellow; and I don't know, after all, that I don't like a paddle-boat best, same as my old 'un was. I've never seen such engines since, nor such cylinders--oscillators, you know--and one to each paddle separate, so that you could go ahead with one and turn astarn with t'other, just like the chaps in a boat rowing and backing water, so that the old steamer would almost spin round upon herself if you liked. There was some credit in keeping that machinery bright, for you could see it all from the deck, and when the sun shone, and the pistons, and beams, and cylinders were all on the work, it was a pretty sight as would pay any one for looking at.

It's only a short journey, you know--London and Hull--but it takes a deal of care, and precious rough the weather is sometimes; for our east coast ain't a nice one, any more than it's easy working going up the Humber, or making your way into the Thames; and then, amongst all the s.h.i.+pping most as far as London Bridge, there's so many small boats about, and so much in-and-out work and bother, that at times one gets sick of going ahead, and turning astarn, and easing her, and stopping her, and the rest of it; but then, you know, if we didn't look sharp we should soon be into something, or over it, just as it happened.

I remember once we were in the Humber. It was winter time, when the great river was covered with floating ice; and as we went along slowly to get in midstream, you could hear the paddle-wheels battering and shattering the small pieces, so that one expected the floats to be knocked all to pieces; while the ragged, jaggy fragments of ice were driven far enough under water, and then rose up amongst the foam to go rus.h.i.+ng and b.u.mping along the side of the s.h.i.+p, tearing and grinding one another as they went. It was terribly slow work, for we were obliged to work at quarter speed, and now and then we'd come with a tremendous shock against some floating block, which then went grating along till the chaps in front of the paddles caught it at the end of their hitchers, and so turned it off, or the paddles must have been smashed.

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