Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 52.2

Chapter 52.2 - Help you get her drunk

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She threw her hands around and started to jump around.

Today, she wore a little dress and the dress length was just up to her knees.

Her legs dangled underneath.

Suddenly, before Mu Cheng had reacted, she ran down the corridor and lifted up her skirt.

Her pale thighs appeared in front of Mu Cheng’s eyes as he froze, eyes glued on them, he was nearly dazed.

Tang Xiao had white safety shorts underneath so she wasn’t completely exposed.

Mu Cheng just felt like there were ten thousand little Tang poem’s screaming f**** in his head and running through.

He quickly rushed over to pull her skirt down to avoid her flas.h.i.+ng someone else.

Luckily, the shorts were quite thick or the security camera would’ve been able to see everything.

She lifted up her skirt as she started to brag, “Is it cool, Mu Cheng~ Do you feel cool~”

Mu Cheng ….

He then struggled to stuff her inside a room but Tang Xiao just grew even more restless.

Mu Cheng was forced to appreciate half an hour of her “talents”.

Tang Xiao did an impression of Zhu Bajie from Journey of the West, when he was carrying his wife and singing children’s songs.

Tang Xiao also danced and sang to some pop songs.

She also acted out some of Mu Cheng’s famous drama scenes, acting and then occasionally letting out a tear or two.

She also showed him how to take off her bra without taking off her clothes, yanking it out from underneath her clothes.

She shouted, showing off that she grew a big chest.

Mu Cheng: …..

Mu Cheng’s head was hurting as he stuffed her underneath the covers, covering her from head to toe.

“Don’t mess around, if you keep messing around, you’ll regret it!”

Previously, the first few talents, really mad Mu Cheng appreciate her a lot.

He wondered how she wasn’t popular.

She could sing and dance, she could even act, a triple threat.

But of course, the last one, made him completely fall into a pit of helplessness.

He didn’t know what to do.

If he left, he was worried she might mess around and hurt herself.

But if he didn’t leave, he felt like his face was already going to become a “囧” emoji.

It was hard enough for Tang Xiao to calm down as she lied down on the bed, spread-eagled.

Mu Cheng helped her pull up her covers again as the lamp by the shade cast a warm light on Tang Xiao’s profile.

Her gently closed eyes and every single eyelash, cast a shadow on her face.

Her hair was spread out on the bed, covering the pillow she was lying on.

The air had a light scent of alcohol.

Mu Cheng hadn’t drank much tonight so his mind was clear.

But at this time, he felt like he’d drunk a lot as he lightly kissed her forehead.

But without any notice, Tang Xiao’s eyes suddenly flew open, her eyes wide.

She blinked at him.

Mu Cheng was frightened and tried to jump back to pull some distance between them.

But who knew that Tang Xiao would stretch out and grip his collar.

Her deep subconscious told her, before she kissed Mu Cheng, she definitely! would! not! sleep!

Originally, a light and innocent touch suddenly became something else.

The two people demanded each other’s breaths, and adding onto the alcohol, the two people’s lips grew pa.s.sionate as their breaths grew rapidly, twisting around each other.

Tang Xiao held onto Mu Cheng’ neck as Mu Cheng’s reason slowly leaked out, replaced with basic instinct.

Mu Cheng slightly slowed down the pace but the result was Tang Xiao quickly jerking backwards.

She tore open his s.h.i.+rt and quickly vomited inside.

Mu Cheng: ……

After Tang Xiao was awake and sober, every time that she remembered that scene, she’d find it strange that she could actually throw up into Mu Cheng’s s.h.i.+rt so accurately, despite half lying down in bed.

That movement really was sharp and precise, having none of the sluggish movements a normal drunk would have.

Furthermore, Mu Cheng had already loosened a few b.u.t.tons back then when he was drinking so it was even easier for Tang Xiao.

After she finished throwing up, she even smacked her lips.

When her mind cleared up a bit, she even felt like it was a pity.

She threw up the nice crab and grilled prawns, all thrown up now, what a pity.

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TL note:

Do you feel cool, Mu Cheng - here, it means temperature cool, TX isn’t an exhibitionist!

TX is a mood killer.

There’s a very old clip below from a very old Journey to the West. Ignoring the ridiculously awful quality (put your volume down), the clip probably gives a good idea at how vulgar TX was being when she was pretending to be Zhu Bajie (the pig man).

Mu Cheng’s an absolute saint for dealing with her.

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