Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 21.1

Chapter 21.1 - I got on Mu Cheng’s bed

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Every player in the game was pretty much the same, the people by their side were also similar.

The way that they fought and died, were also quite similar.

The other women, the mistresses’ stories were also the same.

But every server’s idiots all had their own specialities!

When Xiao Zhe had just entered Spiri Road, Ranzhi Jiangshan and j.a.panese rose were fighting like crazy.

Nearly every day, they’d argue, after they’d finished swearing at each other, they’d set a time to fight.

Sometimes, the reason for the fight was simple.

j.a.panese rose swore at the GM’s saying they were perverts, Ranzhi would then disagree, how could they be perverts, they’re clearly just disgusting.

Then they’d argue, which would then lead to a fight!

At that time, once players saw them arguing, they’d quickly duck into a safety area.

But Xiao Zhe didn’t know!

Originally, he thought it was annoying so he got some tape and covered up the dialogue box.

He wandered around the wild for a bit before seeing a support nurse saying to anyone who would listen, those big players were fighting and dropped some equipment!

This small account’s words were a bit suspicious but they still followed through.

Xiao Zhe followed too, and once he did, it turned into a tragedy.

Inside the game, once a player dies, the game screen turns black and white.

In that afternoon, Xiao Zhe’s screen never went back to colour, it was just black and white all day long.

After a while, he finally learnt his first swear word.

“Your mum!”

From then on, he decided to become a high levelled soldier, but the more he went, the more he diverted from his course.

“Even now, I still remember that support nurse who tricked me into going there!”

When he said that, Xiao Zhe’s face was filled with injustice.

Tang Xiao suddenly had a bad feeling.

When she first entered Spirit Road, she’d been beaten to the point of no return by Su Muzhe.

So she tricked even more low levelled accounts over, the saying was, if everyone was miserable, that was true misery!

“Cough, cough, cough, you don’t have to tell me, I probably don’t know them.”

“No! I have to tell you! If you see that support nurse, you have to be careful! She’s called “King called me to patrol the mountains”. I heard she fell into the transgender couple’s hands afterwards too.”

Tang Xiao wanted to cry.

Coincidental, too d.a.m.n coincidental!

G.o.d probably thought her life was too boring, so he’s creating all of these coincidences and crazy incidents her way.

She felt like she could say: Hey, big brother, I’m that idiot Tang poem and furthermore, would also like to say, I’m also that support nurse! It really was a d.a.m.ned coincidence! Such luck, let’s go buy lottery tickets!

Then after she’d finished speaking, Xiao Zhe would smash his keyboard on her face.

Right now, she felt like she’d committed too many sins.

After hearing, she felt like the reason why Yellow River flows was so stupid, was mostly because of his parents, but also because of her.

“I’ll remember!” Tang Xiao swore, she definitely wouldn’t court death like that any more!

She’d treat Su Muzhe better, just in case, one day, Su Muzhe might turn into someone she recognised.

If that day come, then she’d really have to die.

When she came out, Mu Cheng was still comforting the dumb husky.

He rubbed his head and when the dumb husky tried to lick him, he didn’t reject it either.

---- an example of a dog living better than a person.

“Why did you go inside for so long.” Mu Cheng asked.

“Old friend, we just reminisced and I told her a few things to watch out for.”

Xiao Zhe ran over to check up on the dumb husky’s condition.

He slightly lifted up the dog’s leg before suddenly yelling.

“Your family’s dog hasn’t been des.e.xed!”

Tang Xiao’s first reaction was: F***! Chief Ning was actually raising a male dog!

Dumb husky’s first reaction: F****! Dodged for so long, and just got found out?

Mu Cheng’s first reaction was: ……

“No way, girl, you have to consider des.e.xing your dog. Otherwise, other dogs will suffer.”

When Xiao Zhe spoke, the dumb husky seemed to have understood, it barked vigorously at him.

Tang Xiao hesitated, asked, “Can we not?”

“Of course! But, number one, it’ll be easy for it to get h.o.r.n.y, number two, it’ll be easy for it to get h.o.r.n.y, number three, it’ll be easy for it to get h.o.r.n.y. …”

Tang Xiao: ……..

Mu Cheng: …….

“You say, as a girl, that’s not safe. Your family’s dog isn’t small either, if it jumps on you …”

Mu Cheng: …….

Tang Xiao: !!! Don’t say it!!! That’s already descriptive enough!! That’s really f***ing a dog, wait not, it’s getting f***.”

“We’ll talk about it later. Su Muzhe can’t undergo the operation like this anyway.” Mu Cheng rubbed his head.

The dumb husky finally settled down.

When they went back, it was still Mu Cheng driving.

After Su Muzhe had a few needles, he was a lot more comfortable, which meant he had time to mess around.

It was hard enough for him to come out, and when he smelt roast sausages in the air, he immediately stuck his head out of the window.

Tang Xiao grabbed his neck but no matter how hard she pulled, she couldn’t pull him back inside.

Mu Cheng stopped the car mid way as Tang Xiao got off the car, her hands planted on her waist.

“Su Muzhe! Do you know what gastritis is? Even though it’s a light case! But if it keeps getting worse, it’ll take your dog life! If you don’t want to live any more, I’ll make you into dog meat hot pot tonight! You just think about eating all the time! Right now, you’re sick! You can’t eat! Do you understand!”

Dumb husky pitifully whined.

Tang Xiao’s tone softened. “When you get better, I’ll buy it for you. Be good.”

Dumb husky lifted his head up and sniffed her neck, pitifully lying down on her shoulder.

Finally, he settled down.

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TL note:

Ranzhi and j.a.panese Rose are petty as h.e.l.l.

Any bets on how deliriously happy TX is going to be in the next update?

(Finding pictures of modern Chinese dramas is hard orzzzzz sos save me)

Leave a comment and for TX to hop on Mu Cheng’s bed soon xx

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