Why Not Soar Your Majesty Chapter 31.2

Chapter 31.2 - Couples’ PK battle, round 2

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The only thing that didn’t change was p.o.o.p, it had to be dumped at home.

This was one, to lessen Mu Cheng’s burden as the p.o.o.p collector.

The second, was to remind Tang Xiao, as a p.o.o.p collector, to not forget that she was a p.o.o.p collector!

Tang Xiao: I really have to thank you.

Mu Cheng even purposely emptied out a room for the two dogs.

He made it a comfortable dog house and had lots of toys out for them.

When Tang Xiao saw, she was envious.

She really wanted to ask if Mu Cheng minded raising another one.

The golden retriever and dumb husky were stuck together and when they saw Tang Xiao come, the dumb husky looked at her once before turning to continue licking the golden retriever.

To confirm whether or not she was pregnant, the two people decided to go visit thet vet.

The two dogs wouldn’t split, even in death.

So they left them together in the back with Tang Xiao sitting in the pa.s.senger seat.

“Wear your seatbelt.” Mu Cheng reminded.

Tang Xiao pulled at the seatbelt.

Tang Xiao’s body was fantastic.

The only little teeny tiny bit of fame that she’d gotten was completely reliant on her body.

Seatbelts, these things, were even better at showing off her body.

It was like a satchel bag, the way that the strap went through the centre and right between her chest … so! d.a.m.n! awkward!

Tang Xiao was silently embarra.s.sed for a moment before peeking at Mu Cheng.

He was completely focussed on driving and didn’t seemed to have noticed.

She let out a relieved breath.

They went to Xiao Zhe’s hospital again.

What Tang Xiao didn’t understand was, as a vet, how he could wear such flowery underpants while sitting on the ground, playing with a dog!!!

That blue-green pattern with tons of flowers on it was about to blind Tang Xiao’s eyes.

The bulky Wind blows pants, Tang Xiao suddenly thought of her guild master’s ID -- Wind blows pants, hair flies up.

Seeing Mu Cheng’s car, Xiao Zhe waved at them, the underpants billowing in the wind.

“Ah? Here to check if your dog’s pregnant?” Xiao Zhe only took a look before guessing.

“En.” Mu Cheng led his dog from the car.

Xiao Zhe put down the dog food in his hands and wiped his hands on the underpants.

“Wait for me, I need to go change.”

When he came out, he wore a white robe with suit pants underneath.

The flowery underpants disappeared.

“The dog in front has to make me wear the flowery underpants or it won’t eat, he he he.”

Tang Xiao: ……

Xiao Zhe quickly started to check up on the dog.

“How did you know she was pregnant?” Tang Xiao looked around her but didn’t see how you could tell she was pregnant.

Mu Cheng froze and worded it in his mind before speaking carefully.

“When her mating season ended, the thing that should’ve come, didn’t come. Her appet.i.te hasn’t been great lately either.”

“What? What didn’t come?” Tang Xiao was like a questioning baby.

“My G.o.d, Tang Xiao. Are you stupid? Don’t you get your period every month! When dogs finish their mating season, around ten days or so later, they get their period too, like people. If you don’t get your period, then …”

Xiao Zhe finished up with the check up when he heard this dialogue and seeing that the person asking was Tang Xiao, was incredibly speechless.

After he finished speaking, he looked suspiciously at Tang Xiao and then Mu Cheng, back and forth between the two.

Tang Xiao was about to explode.

So what if she didn’t get pregnant normally, what are you looking at Mu Cheng for!

…..  Oh, she understood, annoying~ (≧▽≦)

“Beast!” Tang Xiao uttered under breath.

But the room was super quiet and Mu Cheng as well as Xiao Zhe were close to her, so they heard.

Xiao Zhe turned to look at Mu Cheng in disbelief.

Hurt and another deeper meaning then followed.

“I couldn’t tell! You’re such a beast. Her dog went on your dog, so you went on top of her!”

Tang Xiao: …..

Mu Cheng: …..

“I meant you!” Tang Xiao quickly explained, not wanting Mu Cheng to misunderstand.

Otherwise, she felt like her body would be dumped in a ditch after they left.

He was clearly so refined and gentle in real life, how could he just beat her up randomly in game!

Xiao Zhe’s reaction was even bigger, he dramatically took a step back, his hand grasping his chest. “Don’t speak blindly. I didn’t do anything, that’s slander.”

Tang Xiao: …..

Mu Cheng: …..

The atmosphere was strange, so strange that Tang Xiao wanted to kill Xiao Zhe.

When they went home, Tang poem and Su Muzhe tacitly agreed at chase and kill Yellow river flows.

They ran around crazily all over the map, letting Xiao Zhe understand what was meant by dying from 365 angles.

No s.p.a.ce to escape.

Yellow river flows was being hacked to death as he screamed, Su Muzhe went on Tang little poem and Tang little poem got pregnant.

The whole Buddhist temple server knew.

There hadn’t been gossip for such a long time, they were excited!

This quickly spread to the everywhere else.

Loli and July’s gossip magazine was selling out well, they could sponsor enough pretty boys to play mahjong with.

[Guild] Millions of lolis: If it’s a boy or girl, tell me when they get born!

[Guild] Tang poem:  …. It’s a dog!

[Guild] Millions of lolis: F***! Cool, you guys can even give birth to a dog.

[Guild] Tang poem: …..

Very quickly, Loli added to Yellow river flows’ ranks, dying 365 angles with no s.p.a.ce to escape.

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TL note:

So that’s what the dogs have been up to.

Leave a comment and for Tang Xiao to get her role next update xx

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