Charles O'Malley, The Irish Dragoon Volume I Part 67
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--have been of the most distinguished nature, and beg to recommend him to your Excellency's favor.
I have the honor, etc.
"Is it finished, Charley? Egad, I'm glad of it, for here comes supper."
The door opened as he spoke, and displayed a tempting tray of smoking viands, flanked by several bottles,--an officer of the major's staff accompanied it, and showed, by his attentions to the etiquette of the table and the proper arrangement of the meal, that his functions in his superior's household were more than military.
We were speedily joined by two others in rich uniform, whose names I now forget, but to whom the major presented me in all form,--introducing me, as well as I could interpret his Spanish, as his most ill.u.s.trious ally and friend Don Carlos O'Malley.
CHAPTER LIV.
THE SUPPER.
I have often partaken of more luxurious cookery and rarer wines; but never do I remember enjoying a more welcome supper than on this occasion.
Our Portuguese guests left us soon, and the major and myself were once more tete-a-tete beside a cheerful fire; a well-chosen array of bottles guaranteeing that for some time at least no necessity of leave-taking should arise from any deficiency of wine.
"That sherry is very near the thing, Charley; a little, a very little sharp, but the after-taste perfect. And now, my boy, how have you been doing since we parted?"
"Not so badly, Major. I have already got a step in promotion. The affair at the Douro gave me a lieutenancy."
"I wish you joy with all my heart. I'll call you captain always while you're with me. Upon my life I will. Why, man, they style me your Excellency here. Bless your heart, we are great folk among the Portuguese, and no bad service, after all."
"I should think not, Major. You seem to have always made a good thing of it."
"No, Charley; no, my boy. They overlook us greatly in general orders and despatches. Had the brilliant action of to-day been fought by the British--But no matter, they may behave well in England, after all; and when I'm called to the Upper House as Baron Monsoon of the Tagus,--is that better than Lord Alcantara?"
"I prefer the latter."
"Well, then, I'll have it. Lord! what a treaty I'll move for with Portugal, to let us have wine cheap. Wine, you know, as David says, gives us a pleasant countenance; and oil,--I forget what oil does. Pa.s.s over the decanter. And how is Sir Arthur, Charley? A fine fellow, but sadly deficient in the knowledge of supplies. Never would have made any character in the commissariat. Bless your heart, he pays for everything here as if he were in Cheapside."
"How absurd, to be sure!"
"Isn't it, though? That was not my way, when I was commissary-general about a year or two ago. To be sure, how I did puzzle them! They tried to audit my accounts, and what do you think I did? I brought them in three thousand pounds in my debt. They never tried on that game any more. 'No, no,' said the Junta, 'Beresford and Monsoon are great men, and must be treated with respect!' Do you think we'd let them search our pockets? But the rogues doubled on us after all; they sent us to the northward,--a poor country--"
"So that, except a little commonplace pillage of the convents and nunneries, you had little or nothing?"
"Exactly so; and then I got a great shock about that time that affected my spirits for a considerable while."
"Indeed, Major, some illness?"
"No, I was quite well; but--Lord, how thirsty it makes me to think of it; my throat is absolutely parched--I was near being hanged!"
"Hanged!"
"Yes. Upon my life it's true,--very horrible, ain't it? It had a great effect upon my nervous system; and they never thought of any little pension to me as a recompense for my sufferings."
"And who was barbarous enough to think of such a thing, Major?"
"Sir Arthur Wellesley himself,--none other, Charley?"
"Oh, it was a mistake, Major, or a joke."
"It was devilish near being a practical one, though. I'll tell you how it occurred. After the battle of Vimeira, the brigade to which I was attached had their headquarters at San Pietro, a large convent where all the church plate for miles around was stored up for safety. A sergeant's guard was accordingly stationed over the refectory, and every precaution taken to prevent pillage, Sir Arthur himself having given particular orders on the subject. Well, somehow,--I never could find out how,--but in leaving the place, all the wagons of our brigade had got some trifling articles of small value scattered, as it might be, among their stores,--gold cups, silver candlesticks, Virgin Marys, ivory crucifixes, saints' eyes set in topazes, and martyrs' toes in silver filagree, and a hundred other similar things.
"One of these confounded bullock-cars broke down just at the angle of the road where the commander-in-chief was standing with his staff to watch the troops defile, and out rolled, among bread rations and salt beef, a whole avalanche of precious relics and church ornaments. Every one stood aghast!
Never was there such a misfortune. No one endeavored to repair the mishap, but all looked on in terrified amazement as to what was to follow.
"'Who has the command of this detachment?' shouted out Sir Arthur, in a voice that made more than one of us tremble.
"'Monsoon, your Excellency,--Major Monsoon, of the Portuguese brigade.'
"'The d--d old rogue, I know him!' Upon my life that's what he said. 'Hang him up on the spot,' pointing with his finger as he spoke; 'we shall see if this practice cannot be put a stop to.' And with these words he rode leisurely away, as if he had been merely ordering dinner for a small party.
"When I came up to the place the halberts were fixed, and Gronow, with a company of the Fusiliers, under arms beside them.
"'Devilish sorry for it, Major,' said he; 'It's confoundedly unpleasant; but can't be helped. We've got orders to see you hanged.'
"Faith, it was just so he said it, tapping his snuff-box as he spoke, and looking carelessly about him. Now, had it not been for the fixed halberts and the provost-marshal, I'd not have believed him; but one glance at them, and another at the bullock-cart with all the holy images, told me at once what had happened.
"'He only means to frighten me a little? Isn't that all, Gronow?' cried I, in a supplicating voice.
"'Very possibly, Major,' said he; 'but I must execute my orders.'
"'You'll surely not--' Before I could finish, up came Dan Mackinnon, cantering smartly.
"'Going to hang old Monsoon, eh, Gronow? What fun!'
"'Ain't it, though,' said I, half blubbering.
"'Well, if you're a good Catholic, you may have your choice of a saint, for, by Jupiter, there's a strong muster of them here.' This cruel allusion was made in reference to the gold and silver effigies that lay scattered about the highway.
"'Dan,' said I, in a whisper, 'intercede for me. Do, like a good, kind fellow. You have influence with Sir Arthur.'
"'You old sinner,' said he, 'it's useless.'
"'Dan, I'll forgive you the fifteen pounds.'
"'That you owe _me_,' said Dan, laughing.
"'Who'll ever be the father to you I have been? Who'll mix your punch with burned Madeira, when I'm gone?' said I.
"'Well, really, I am sorry for you, Monsoon. I say, Gronow, don't tuck him up for a few minutes; I'll speak for the old villain, and if I succeed, I'll wave my handkerchief.'
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