I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 353 – Lies

“Huh, did Ye Lin act in the nude? I can’t see.”

Loud Mouth tossed the gasping Eunuch Cao to the side and came closer.

What do you want to see? Wu Sheng doesn’t wear a top in the film, but if you’ve ever seen my muscles, you would know it’s not me. I can show it to you if you don’t believe me.

Also, the supposed rape scenes was only a montage of dark and blurry pictures to let the audience imagine what happened… regardless of how brave Director Cao is, he wouldn’t have the guts to upload a p.o.r.nographic video.

“I can’t believe you would act in such an immoral video…” the cla.s.s leader said hatefully.

A more immoral scene occurred before she could say another sentence. As Jin Ling Young Thug was raping the orphan girls, his white wolf comrade also brutally raped a cat the girls were raising.

A dog is synchronous with its owner. They both looked at each other and smiled, the cla.s.s leader was about to burst with anger.

“How could you treat that cat…”

“Hahahaha~~~” Xiong YaoYue abruptly began to laugh, “It got exposed! The dog is clearly female, how could it even rape the cat?”

“It’s indeed female.” Little Smart nodded along.

Only then was the cla.s.s leader able to slightly alleviate her anger.

Did you forget it was all acting? Or did you actually believe the cat and girls were raped?

The actor isn’t even me, it’s Wu Sheng. And I didn’t even know the white wolf was a female dog! The tamer is amazing for being able to teach a female dog to act like a male and rape the cat! Did you also teach the cat to stay under the dog without moving?

In the credits at the end of the film, the words Jin Ling Young Thug — Wu Sheng appeared.

“Huh, how come it’s not your name?” Loud Mouth asked.

Eunuch Cao, who had just revived, got up and said after clearing his throat:

“Wu Sheng is my master and my master is Wu Sheng. It’s his stage name.”

“The name doesn’t have any personality?” Little Smart evaluated.

“That’s right.” Xiong YaoYue patted the desk, “If you’re going to make a stage name, why not make it bolder like ‘Proud Sky Dragon’.”

Currently, b.l.o.o.d.y Battle of Jin Ling had become a hot topic in cla.s.s. The students in our cla.s.s all told the story to the ones who came back from lunch break:

“Did you know Ye Lin acted in a movie, how interesting.”

What do you even find interesting? Do you like watching people getting raped?

“Ye Lin’s a perfect fit for villain roles. Now our school can add another member to the renowned actor list, rapist Ye Lin…”

Who’s a rapist? You can call me a murderer or an arsonist, but don’t call me a rapist!

Not good, I can’t admit I acted Jin Ling Young Thug for the sake of my reputation (plus I really wasn’t the actor)

So I cleared my throat and said to the crowd around me:

“Eunuch Cao wasn’t telling the truth, Wu Sheng isn’t my stage name. He only looks like me, but he’s a student from the film school.”

Loud Mouth and Xiong YaoYue frowned, “Wait, what’s going on, you’re confusing us.”

“So, it’s not you.” The cla.s.s leader had challenging eyesight, but felt slightly better as I admitted the truth.

Huh, how did she realize it wasn’t me? Did she see Wu Sheng’s body and realize he wasn’t as muscular as me? Was it because I was wore a tight vest at Xiao Qin’s house, so you were able to deduce it wasn’t me?

I never thought the cla.s.s leader would have such a deep understanding of me.

Then I called everyone who was interested over and told them Wu Sheng was the one who acted in the film and his nickname was Depressed Bro. He’s a pretty well known person at film school, so you can ask anyone who goes there about him. He only looks a bit like me, but he doesn’t have any connections with me.

The students who began to believe my words began to have their questions:

“Then does that mean the fight with the underwear thief wasn’t a promotional event?”

“So, it was still because you guys couldn’t split the loot evenly?”

Wait… I haven’t even finished speaking yet. I called out before they could spread even more odd rumors.

“Although I wasn’t acting as Jin Ling Young Thug, I’ve still acted as a body double for him. I was the one who stood in for him when he did somersaults in the film.”

My words weren’t a complete lie, since I did subst.i.tute Wu Sheng to do a Rolex product placement in one of the scenes.

“Oh, that’s why I thought the figure looked a lot like Ye Lin.”

A lot of people said after the fact due to hind sight bias.

What figure? I don’t even think he did a somersault in the film! That’s why it’s so easy being a politician because it’s so easy to trick people!

The cla.s.s leader wasn’t able to overlook certain aspects: “What does being a subst.i.tute have anything to do with fighting while wearing underwear over your head?”

My expression didn’t change: “Of course it’s related. What’s so strange about me appearing in promotional videos as a subst.i.tute? Besides, the person I was fighting wasn’t even the underwear thief, he was the protagonist for the film, you can’t really see clearly due to the low-resolution video.”

Since I’m already at this stage, I might as well play along.

“Why do you have to use such a shameless video to promote the film?” The cla.s.s leader couldn’t understand our thoughts.

“Because nowadays poeple have poor taste.” Eunuch Cao followed up.

“That’s why my dad made a plan for master and the protagonist of the film to attract attention with underwear over their heads and promote the next film in the series!”

“It’s a sacrifice for art! You have to try and understand!”

The bell rang at this time. Because the lies were more believable than last time, the cla.s.s leader returned to her seat.

After a short period of time, the entire school found out I acted as a subst.i.tute in a minor film.

“Why didn’t they just make Ye Lin the villain?” Someone asked, “He was born to be a villain with a face like his!”

“I’m a.s.suming it’s because Ye Lin isn’t educated enough and couldn’t read the script.”

Even if I miswrite words frequently, I’m great at recognizing words. I really want to thank my dad’s old wuxia novels. I was able to read The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants when I was in grade three!

Xiong YaoYue met me secretly after cla.s.s. She prodded me with her elbow and said with a sly smile:

“No wonder you stood up for Shu Zhe, it’s because you were also stealing underwear.”

Huh, didn’t you guarantee I didn’t steal the underwear to jack off, so why are you saying this now?

“Hmph, since your gay, I still don’t think you stole the underwear to jack off. I mean you would have to use a guy’s underwear if you wanted to jack off.”

“Are you too stressed because no one understands your love, so you stole underwear to wear?”

Why did you come to another weird conclusion?

“Please don’t do it anymore in the future. Actually, it’s normal for good female friends to exchange clothes, if you want to wear female clothes again, you can come ask me. You can also lend me the female clothes you buy.”

d.a.m.n, who wants to swap clothes with you? I’ll never be able to keep living if I was caught by the cla.s.s leader or Xiao Qin.

The unexpected part was that Gong CaiCai spoke to me when we b.u.mped into each other in the hall:

“Ye Lin cla.s.smate, you’re so brave. I really respect that you have the courage to act in a movie.”

“Are you not scared when you’re in front of a camera? I get the s.h.i.+vers when I’m in a photo studio to get my picture taken…”

“Sometimes, I wish I wouldn’t be afraid of anything like you….”

Turning back the time a bit around the time Xiao Qin got back from the math teacher’s office. Xiao Qin wasn’t really mad about being scolded for her poor grades. Instead, she claimed she was bored and secretly drew a picture with the math teacher as the model.

I took her pad with a bad feeling. Our math teacher is chubby and looks like he had a sense of responsibility, but he turned from this

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I mean it’s not even the same person! I mean, I only drew a picture as an example and still did it a thousand times better than you! The guy’s face you drew is basically composed of potatoes and eggplants!

When Xiao Qin heard I acted in a film, she also watched the b.l.o.o.d.y Battle of Jin Ling along with the panties video.

“Ye Lin cla.s.smate isn’t even in this film.” Xiao Qin said with certainty, but the one with the underwear over his head is definitely Ye Lin… but whose underwear is it? Even if you couldn’t beat your opponent and needed to transform, you should at least use your girlfriend’s… use my underwear.