I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 632: A Meaningful Jack Off

Chapter 632: A Meaningful Jack Off

When the bald Mr. Zhang jumped out, the serene atmosphere of the flower field under the moon was destroyed by him.

Let’s not mention his the fact that his head wsa incredibly bright, to the point it was comparable to a 45W bulb.

Basically, he’s a light bulb in both meanings of the words. (TN: Light bulb also means third wheel)

“Don’t leave and compensate me for my flowers.” Mr. Zhang roared, “I’m not an ordinary person, who doesn’t know that I’m a famous flower farmer. Everyone all calls me Zhang LaoHua!”

Although we were in the wrong for trampling on someone’s flower field, I wasn’t too happy about Mr. Zhang’s vile att.i.tude. I did not immediately stand up, but only supported my body up with my elbows and silently watched Mr. Zhang shout at us.

Xiao Qin instead immediately got up and bowed to Mr. Zhang.

“Um, grandpa, can you please tell me if the wild fruits on this mountain have an aphrodisiac effect?”

So that’s the question you wanted to ask? Mr. Zhang already misunderstood about what the two of us were doing here, so if you ask him if there is a wild fruit that can help s.e.x, he wouldn’t tell us even if there were.

As expected, Mr. Zhang thought he misheard, then he began waving his flashlight and yelled, “Cut the c.r.a.p, pay for my flower field. Every damaged flower will cost ¥50.”

Are you kidding me, even in downtown, there’s rarely any florist shops that sell a flower for ¥50!

I jumped up from the ground without another word, then began running away while holding onto Xiao Qin’s hand.

“Ye Lin cla.s.smate, I still haven’t asked…”

I ignored Xiao Qin’s objections and pulled her in a hurry to flee from the flower field. We inevitably trampled a lot more flowers.

“Come back, you little brats. d.a.m.n b.a.s.t.a.r.ds, plague-stricken beasts, watch me…”

Mr. Zhang was jumping around behind us and cursing at us, but his voice soon grew distant until it was finally inaudible.

The moon gradually brightened. I held Xiao Qin’s hand and reached the waterfall where Winnie was by following our footsteps in the gra.s.s.

One reason I went back to look for Winnie was because I was worried about her drowning herself, the second was to confirm if the aphrodisiac effect had left her body.

Xiao Qin knew I was going to look for Winnie and she wasn’t happy, but she still followed along.

As we approached the waterfall, the cras.h.i.+ng sound of water rang in our ears.

As the sun had set, the moonlight had replaced the sunlight. The water pool gave off a different kind of cold scenery as if to represent an extinguished s.e.xual desire.

Winnie was meditating under the waterfall.

She was like a practicing monk. She had her eyes closed with her hands on her knees making an okay sign.

As she washed herself under the waterfall, she mumbled: “Expel distracting thoughts, expel distracting thoughts, expel distracting thoughts…”

I think you really read way too much manga.

Also, your clothes are now soak because you jumped into the water and is now sitting under a waterfall! Your s.h.i.+rt is clinging to your body and there are b.u.mps poking out! Don’t you know that you’re not wearing a bra!

Winnie opened her eyes when she heard our footsteps and looked apologetically at Xiao Qin.

“Xiao Qin, I’m sorry…”

Xiao Qin ignored her.

“I didn’t do it on purpose…”

Xiao Qin turned her face away.

“Ye Lin probably already told you, but it’s because I ate the wrong thing…”

Xiao Qin turned even further away from her.

Winnie clenched her teeth, “In order to punish myself, I’ll run 10 laps around Cui Song Mountain, no, 100 laps.”

“It doesn’t matter even if you run 10000000 laps.” Xiao Qin finally responded, “Unless you can prove you went into heat because of something you ate.”

“Ah, that’s easy. I’ll eat a hundred of those berries later and see if I feel anything at night…”

“Hmph, fine.” Xiao Qin crossed her arms and spoke like she was a queen, “We’re in the same room anyway, but if you don’t feel anything…”

Hey, I think it will be a problem if she does! She only ate a couple of those and went into heat after seeing her cla.s.smates’ naked bodies. If she eats a couple hundred of those, then Xiao Qin would be in danger. The two of you will have each other as your first experience!

Also, I think it only had an effect because Winnie ate a bunch of things. I don’t think the berries alone are enough, otherwise Mr. Zhang doesn’t even have to plant flowers, he could just take those berries and sell them inside the city.

After I told Xiao Qin my opinions, she pouted and didn’t say anything else. Winnie grandly slapped her chest under the waterfall and said:

“No problem, tomorrow, I’ll eat everything I ate today, but you have to hold me down if I really go into heat.”

I thought it was not a good idea because it would be too shameful if Winnie does goes into heat tomorrow in front of the whole cla.s.s.

And no one can guarantee that there will be the same effect tomorrow. Winnie has a strong immune system, so it is entirely possible that she will be immune to the effects of this mixture of foods from now on.

I also told that to Xiao Qin, but she said she had to test the effects of the berries no matter what or she would cut off all ties with Winnie.

“Don’t.” Winnie bitterly patted her thighs, “I’m still in contact with my best friends from elementary school. Good friends are for life, so I will be very sad if you cut ties with me.”

“If Winnie is immune, then I’ll test it on myself.” Xiao Qin insisted, “Anyway, if I’m in heat, then Ye Lin cla.s.smate will save me.”

That said, if Xiao Qin was does get affected by an aphrodisiac, would she get fired up, then knock me down with Yin Yang Sanshou and rape me?

“Your appet.i.te isn’t big enough, so you can’t eat that much…”

“Then I’ll use a stick to mash it all together and drink it.”

Why does it feel like Xiao Qin is actively trying to extract an actual aphrodisiac and then commercialize it?

And she’s also going to try the medicine with her own body, how dedicated.

“That’s fine.” Winnie agreed, “Anyway, if you do get in heat, Ye Lin can help you out, unlike me…”

Don’t speak as if I have already done it many times with Xiao Qin!

“By the way.” I suddenly remembered, “Winnie also drank beer today on top of the barbecue and berries, so don’t forget to mix a can of beer into it beforehand when you’re doing your experiments.”

Xiao Qin trembled. It seems she had a fear of beer even though she was not afraid of trying an aphrodisiac.

“No… I can’t drink beer, the experiment can’t be done anymore…”

She said in low spirits.

I’m not a good drinker, but it’s not like I can’t even touch a drip of alcohol. Xiao Qin has Auntie Ren’s genetics, so I don’t think she has a lower alcohol tolerance than me.

Or would she do something ridiculous when she gets drunk, like how I turn into a people pleaser?

I’m curious to know what happens to her when she gets drunk.

“Xiao Qin, you can’t drink beer?” Maybe it was the round stone underneath grinding her a.s.s, but Winnie changed a position, “Then for the sake of our friends.h.i.+p, I have to get myself in heat…”

Although it’s for a n.o.ble goal, the result sounds nasty.

“Then we could do this.” Xiao Qin clenched her fist, “Since Winnie might have immunity and I can’t drink…”

“Then I could only take all the foods, mash them up along with the purple berries and beer, then finally mix it with the lemon juice…”

“I’ll distribute it to all our cla.s.smates tomorrow at lunch and there’s bound to be someone who will have a reaction.”

What an awful idea! It’s fine if there are no effects, but if there really is an effect, then cla.s.s 2-3’s mountain top barbecue party would turn into a completely different type of party!

“That’s not good.” Winnie, who washed herself under the waterfall, still had a bit of sense.

“Xiao Qin, I’m not trying to make excuses, but that kind of taste is really hard to bear… not to mention that I want to push Ye Lin down, but I even wanted to push you down in the shower!”

“So what?” Xiao Qin was still mad.

“I’m saying Ye Lin could help you if you go in heat, but what about the others? If the cla.s.s leader…”

Wow, don’t make me imagine that scene! Even if the cla.s.s leader really was under the effects of an aphrodisiac, she wouldn’t tear my clothes like Winnie. But I can’t take it anymore just thinking about her sitting across from me, blus.h.i.+ng, panting, and trying her best to suppress it.

“I don’t care.” Xiao Qin said, “If you don’t let me test it, that means you have a guilty conscience and I will never be friends with you again.”

“But…” Winnie said awkwardly, “If we harm the cla.s.s leader and the others… how will we be able to face them again as friends?”

“They weren’t my friends in the first place.” Xiao Qin hesitated, then followed up, “They are not as important to me as Ye Lin cla.s.smate and you.”

Although those words would hurt if the cla.s.s leader and Loud Mouth heard, but Xiao Qin was saying Winnie was currently her best friend.

Winnie was touched, but still did not approve of Xiao Qin’s large scale aphrodisiac experiment.

“How about this.” I think I came up with a good idea, “Tomorrow, after Xiao Qin makes her ‘aphrodisiac combination’, I’ll drink it. If it works for me, then wouldn’t it be enough proof Winnie was not acting like herself?”

Honestly, what Xiao Qin makes might not even be effective. Chemical reactions are very complex, it’s not like math where 1 + 1 must equal 2, the order also matters.

After I drink the ‘aphrodisiac combination’, I’ll just pretend to be in heat, then use my imagination and solve it by jacking off in the washroom. That way Xiao Qin and Winnie would be able to reconcile. I think this would be the first time where a jack off session is actually meaningful.

Even if the stuff Xiao Qin makes is effective, I could still go to the washroom to solve the problem.

“That, that’s also fine.’ Xiao Qin said, “But after Ye Lin cla.s.smate drinks it, you can’t leave my side for a whole day. Even if you go into heat, then you have to take me…”

“Achoo.” Winnie, who had been standing under the waterfall for at least half an hour, finally sneezed.

I called her to return to the hotel together, it would also prevent the cla.s.s leader from getting worried when she does a head count. Winnie wiped her fingers under her nose, then swished in the water and returned with me and Xiao Qin.

Xiao Qin didn’t talk to Winnie on the way back. She has to wait until she verifies the effect of the aphrodisiac until she stops giving Winnie the cold shoulder.