I Rose Suddenly in The Alternate World By Overwhelming Gacha With Luck! c1

“Jinta Kazami– Age at time of death, 24. Cause of death, accident while commuting. This is correct, yes?”

I noticed then that I was sitting on a chair. The previous was said to me by a mysterious girl with green eyes and silver hair.

Her clothing made me think that she might be a G.o.ddess.

Aside from that however, it looks like the place I’m in is more along along the lines of a city hall or other government office.

“Huh? I died at age 24? Does that mean that I’m dead?”

In the girl’s hands was a resume with a picture of my face on it. c.r.a.p! It even says how old I was when I stopped bedwetting. Not to mention she can see I was still a virgin!

–Hey, That’s not all there is to me!

“Today, at 7:44 AM, you were run over by a car. It struck the entirety of your body, and you died. The resume… of this life history… seriously?”

“I see, one of the side effects of such an accident is memory loss.”                              

“Um…… Who are you?”

“Me? You can call me Rifua, I’m a G.o.ddess. Your life and death representative.” she said as she pointed to the nametag on her chest.

[Life and Death Division, G.o.ddess Rifua.]

“G.o.ddess? Of a Life and Death section?”        

“That’s right. The purpose of this division is to a.s.sess your life, and determine where your next destination is to be.”                            

“That’s a very formal divinity.”

There’s many G.o.ds in here.

Other than Rifua, this office is filled with a number of staff-like G.o.ddesses. It can also be noted that all of them are extremely beautiful.

It appeared that there were around seven or eight people here who had died recently like I had. They are all seated at a counter, listening to the information with serious faces.

“So, I’m really dead now?”                                         

“Yes. As I was saying, you just died in an accident, and have arrived here.”

“I see…. I guess that I really am dead now…”

“…… I realise that this may be something of a shock to you, but please calm down.”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”

I pumped my fist downward in victory with great effort.

“Huh!? I realise that this is something of a shock to you–”                                                            

“It’s not a shock! I don’t have to go to work anymore. I love you, you’re the best!”                  

“This guy is scary! Even though he just died, he’s in high spirits! What’s wrong with him!?”

The G.o.ddess pulls herself away in shock, but I don’t notice.

Hot d.a.m.n! An end to that corporate wage slave life……!

To not have to go to that s.h.i.+tty job with that horrible boss….!

—- It’s the best!

“Sit down, Sit down. Everyone come over here and look at this one.”

All of the other G.o.ddesses in the office dropped what they were doing, and came over to see what the commotion was.

“Umm, excuse me……”

Rifua cleared her voice with a cough.

“You’ve got three options; First is to go on to heaven. Second is to be reborn on earth. The third is to be transported to an alternate world–”

“Hmmm. So I get advis.e.m.e.nt if I die in this manner?”

“Your current course is to go to heaven.”          

“Eh? I’m dead for good?”

“There’s no hunger, violence, or it’s very peaceful if I take it? But, this alternate world thing? I’ve read about that in light novels before.”

“Yes, it’s come out. It’s not a type of fiction. I’m not 1-Chan. Recently more and more people are like you. Because of this, I’m…. in trouble.”

With this, Rifua let out an amazed sigh.

“This new life on an alternate world is not as sweet as you think. You have no idea what you’ll reincarnate as– [Commoner], [Demonic Monster], [Demon King],  [Hero],  [A Kleenex], it’s all totally random.”

“The h.e.l.l? A kleenex?”

“That sort of thing can happen in an alternate world reincarnation. To make a fuss over that, you virgin–”                                     

“I-I, I’m not a virgin…… Furthermore, that kleenex, I’ve already been bitten on the nose, so let’s get past that.”                              

“Fine, then. Let’s see what sort of boon you’ll get. Status Open.”

A floating projection of the status appeared in the air between us. Cool, this is just like a game…. I wonder what the good thing will be…? 

[Stats: Very Low]

This is to be expected! Excitement, fly away from here!

“By the way, do you still want to go to the alternate world?”                                                          

“What do you mean? Of course it’s obvious! To meet a lot of pretty girls and form a harem!”

“Ahahahahahahaha! That’s rich! As if such a thing were possible.”                                                  

“Don’t laugh at a man’s dream! It’s not just the harem! It’s honor, position, and money! To be able to get all of that, that’s what I want!”

“Sure, sure. I like you pal– a commoner, To send you to an alternate world to live out your dreams would be like the punchline of a joke, so please obediently go to heaven like you’re supposed to.”

“I refuse!”

“Oh for crying out loud. I… for you to hold me up like this…. You and I, we’re running out of time here. Couldn’t you just pa.s.s on quickly? You’re creating a backlog for me.”

Her words are becoming a pain in the a.s.s to me. I’ll be d.a.m.ned if I have to pa.s.s on….!

“I choose the alternate world reincarnation!”

I lean forward and jump to the other side of the counter.

And then I grabbed the G.o.ddess from behind.

“Hey, Stop this! Are you out of your mind?”

It becomes noisy around me. I understand that I’m attracting a lot of attention.

“Send me to that world.”                                        

“It’s Impossible, Impossible I tell you!”

“I’ll grope your b.r.e.a.s.t.s if you don’t do as I say!”                                                                                

“–Iyaaaaaa, Pervert! Someone get this maniac off me!”                 

Rifua thrashes about in my arms a like a kitten that does not want to be held.

 “Ahh, come on. A G.o.ddess can’t lend her power to that of a commoner…. Stop groping my b.r.e.a.s.t.s!”                                                

 “I’ll keep doing it.”                                                    

“I won’t change for your unusual goal!”

Oh. That’s right. This level of threats won’t work here. Well then……

“If you don’t do as I say, then I’ll kiss you”

“Sc.u.mbag! s.h.i.+tty virgin! Garbage pervert! Drop dead!”                                                                    

“Dissing me are you? That won’t work.”            

“I-it’s not working!? Why are you so proud!?”

Now Forcibly— I look down at Rifua’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s.            

“Ah, I’ll squeeze your small b.r.e.a.s.t.s…. About that, listen to what I say, and I won’t grope them, sorry?”                                                                

“Don’t apologise to me, you dirty pervert! Stop that now!”                                                          

“Wow! Hey! That’s violent!”

I take a look around. The other G.o.ddesses say “Alternate World Reincarnation – reason given for transport (omitted).” While I press the b.u.t.ton.

“Is the this the b.u.t.ton to push?”                          

“No! You must never press that! You have to go onto the afterlife! If you press that, the world will be sent into disorder!”

“So you’re telling me to press it! It’s quite obvious you’re telling me to do it when you say no.”                                                                        

“Who would say that~!”

Though the other G.o.ddesses ask me to stop it, I am not concerned.                                

Click.

The floor paled, grew s.h.i.+ny, and a magical circle appeared.

“What– you’re taking me too–!?”

We’re surrounded in white light.

It was at that moment that I saw my status.

Name

Jinta Kazami

Race:

Human

Level

1

HP

12/12

MP

7/7

Strength

9

Intelligence

6

Endurance

5

Agility

6

Luck

9 → 999,999

Skills

   

                               

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