Jokes Book Collection Part Ii Part 95

8. It's a little dry - do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn - you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full - I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

Q and A.

Q: What happens when you tell a joke to an egg?

A: It cracks up laughing!

Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?

A: So he won't be spotted.

Q: When is a man like a dog?

A: When he is a boxer.

Q: A nickel, dime and quarter are on a table. The nickel and dime jump off. Why didn't the quarter?

A: It had more cents.

Q: What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

A: Seven months old.

Q: What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

A: I'm stuffed!

Q: Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fire?

A: So that he could sleep like a log.

Q: What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

A: Wet feet.

Q: Why were the strawberries upset?

A: Because they were in a jam!

Q: What kind of music do most mountains like?

A: Rock music.

Q: What is a boxer's favourite part of a joke?

A: The punch line.

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.

Q: What did the skeleton buy at the market?

A: Spare ribs!

Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane after a hard day at the office?

A: "You know, it's a jungle out there!"

Q: Why couldn't the girl open the jar?

A: Because it was jammed

Q: What kind of person likes to have friends for lunch?

A: A cannibal.

Q: What do you call two old tailors?

A: An old sew-and-sew.

Q: How would you describe a man that is doing well in the boiled sweet business?

A: He's a guy that's made a mint.

Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

A: He didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.

Q: What did the traffic cop give to a shepherd that drove his flock through town?

A: A ticket for making a ewe turn.

Q: What type of women is easy?

A: Archaeologists! They will date any old thing.

Q: What do Spanish farmers say to their chickens?

A: "Ole!"

Q: What's the definition of a male p.o.r.n Actor?

A: A man that is a rising star.

Q: What is a Nymphomaniac Nudists favourite song?

A: I'm in the Nude for Love!

Q: What did Adam call his wife on the night before Christmas?

A: Christmas Eve

Q: What did Rudolph say to the other reindeer before telling them a joke?

A: "This one will sleigh you."

Q: What kind of water conditions does Santa for surfing?

A: A Yuletide.