Jokes Book Collection Part Viii Part 29

> He threw it off a cliff.

> > What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

> A wind tunnel.

> > What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?

> The back of his head.

> > What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?

> Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

> > What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

> Just-one Singh. ('T' silent!) > * * * * * *

> > Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

> They think their picture is being taken.

> > Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?

> Toes Go In First.

> > How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?

> It has a stamp on it.

> > Why can't Sardar dial 911?

> They can not find the eleven on the phone > * * * * * *

> > How do you get Sardar on the roof?

> Tell him the drinks are on the house.

> > "Oh, look at the dead bird."

> Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

> > What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?

> You always hear about them but you never see them.

> > Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to > a > regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

> > TO LOSE WEIGHT..

> The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for > 300 days, > he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called > the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a > problem. "What's > the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."

> > > TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..

> Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari > Singh asks > the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"

> "No," answers the Railway man.

> "Ha ha then Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

> > A sardarji goes to the see Jura.s.sic Park Movie and when the Dinosaurs > start > approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "why > are u > worrked? This is only a movie."

> Sardarji hurridly replies "Ya you and me know that. But the Dinosaurs > don't > know that".

> > Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he > takes > along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and > asks "why are > you taking those things when you are going to dye?"

> Sardarji replies "If the train comes late then I will die in > starvation"

> > Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave > the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up > when > the desinated station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt > that for > 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji > fell > asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.

> > When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home.

> Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he > saw the mirror.

> Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train > has taken my 20 rupee and woke someone else".