Critical Mass Part 4
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Jack Denny was still waiting in my office, doodling still-life studies of cornucopias with fruits and nuts spilling out of them. "Look," he said, "how about this for a change? Something symbolic of the season, like 'the rich harvest of Plastics to make life more gracious,' like?"
I said kindly, "You don't understand copy, Jack. Do you remember what we did for last September?"
He scowled. "A girl in halter and shorts, very brief and tight, putting up plastic storm windows."
"That's right. Well, I've got an idea for something kind of novel this year. A little two-act drama. Act One: She's wearing halter and shorts and she's taking down the plastic screens. Act Two: She's wearing a dress and putting up the plastic storm windows. And this is important. In Act Two there's wind, and autumn leaves blowing, and the dress is kind of wind-blown tight against her. Do you know what I mean, Jack?"
He said evenly, "I was the youngest child and only boy in a family of eight. If I didn't know what you meant by now I would deserve to be put away. Sometimes I think I will be put away. Do you know what seven older sisters can do to the psychology of a sensitive young boy?" He began to shake.
"Draw, Jack," I told him hastily. To give him a chance to recover himself I picked up his cornucopias. "Very nice," I said, turning them over. "Beautiful modeling. I guess you spilled some paint on this one?"
He s.n.a.t.c.hed it out of my hand. "Where? That? That's gilt. I don't even have any gilt."
"No offense, Jack. I just thought it looked land of nice." It didn't, particularly, it was just a s.h.i.+ny yellow smear in a corner of the drawing.
"Nice! Sure, if you'd let me use metallic inks. If you'd go to high-gloss paper. If you'd spend a few bucks-"
"Maybe, Jack," I said, "it'd be better, at that, if you took these back to your office. You can concentrate better there, maybe."
He went out, shaking.
I stayed in and thought about my house and brother-in-law and the Gudsell Medical Credit Bureau and after a while I began to shake too. Shaking, I phoned a Mr. Klaw, whom I had come to think of as my "account executive" at Gudsell.
Mr. Klaw was glad to hear from me. "You got our lawyer's note? Good, good. And exactly what arrangements are you suggesting, Mr. Dupoir?"
"I don't know," I said openly. "It catches me at a bad time. If we could have an extension-"
"Extensions we haven't got," he said regretfully. "We had one month of extensions, and we gave you the month, and now we're fresh out. I'm really sorry, Dupoir."
"With some time I could get a second mortgage, Mr. Haw."
"You could at that, but not for $14,752.03."
"Do you want to put me and my family on the street?"
"Goodness, no, Mr. Dupoir! What we want is the sanitarium's money, including our commission. And maybe we want a little bit to make people think before they sign things, and maybe that people who should go to the county hospital go to the county hospital instead of a frankly de luxe rest home."
"I'll call you later," I said.
"Please do," said Mr. Klaw sincerely.
Tendons slack as the limp lianas, I leafed listlessly through the dhawani-bark jujus on my desk, studying Jack Denny's draftsmans.h.i.+p with cornucopias. The yellow stain, I noted, seemed to be spreading, even as a brother-in-law's blood might spread on the sands of the doom-pit when the cobras hissed the hour of judgment.
Mr. Horgan rapped perfunctorily on the doorframe and came in. "I had the impression, Dupoir, that you had something further to ask me at our conference this morning. I've learned to back those judgments, Dupoir."
"Well, sir-" I began.
"Had that feeling about poor old Globus," he went on. "You remember Miss Globus? Crying in the file room one day. Seems she'd signed up for some kind of charm school. Couldn't pay, didn't like it, tried to back out. They wanted their money. Attached her wages. Well, Naturally, we couldn't have that sort of financial irresponsibility. I understand she's a PFC in the WAC now. What was it you wanted, Dupoir?"
"Me, Mr. Horgan? Wanted? No. Nothing at all."
"Glad we cleared that up," he grunted. "Can't do your best work for the firm if your mind's taken up with personal problems. Remember, Dupoir. We want the country plastics conscious, and forget about those ecology freaks."
"Yes, Mr. Horgan."
"And big. Not small."
"Big it is, Mr. Horgan," I said. I rolled up Jack Denny's sketches into a thick wad and threw them at him hi the door, but not before he had closed it behind him.
Garigolli to Home Base Listen Chief, I appreciate your trying to work out a solution for us, but you're not doing as well as we're doing, even. Not that that's much.
We tried again to meet that constant aura of medium-of-exchange need for the Host, but he destroyed the whole lash-up again. Maybe we're misunderstanding him?
Artifacts are out. He's too big to see anything we make. Energy sources don't look promising. Oh, sure, we could elaborate lesser breeds that would selectively concentrate, for instance, plutonium or one of the uraniums. I don't think this particular Host would know the difference unless the scale was very large, and then, blooie, critical ma.s.s.
Meanwhile morale is becoming troublesome. We're holding together, but I wouldn't describe the condition as good, Vellitot has been wooing Dinnoliss in spite of the secondary directives against breeding while on exploration missions. I've cautioned them both, but they don't seem to stop. The funny thing is they're both in the male phase.
Garigolli Between Jack Denny and myself we got about half of the month's Plastics Briefs before quitting time. Maybe they weren't big, but they were real windblown. All factors considered, I don't think it is very much to my discredit that two hours later I was moodily drinking my seventh beer in a dark place near the railroad station.
The bartender respected my mood, the TV was off, the juke box had nothing but blues on it and there was only one fly in my lugubrious ointment, a little man who kept trying to be friendly.
From time to time I gave him a scowl I had copied from Mr. Horgan. Then he would edge down the bar for a few minutes before edging back. Eventually he got up courage enough to talk, and I got too gloomy to crush him with my mighty thews, corded like the jungle-vines that looped from the towering nganga-palms.
He was some kind of hotelkeeper, it appeared. "My young friend, you may think you have problems, but there's no business like my business. Mortgage, in- surance, state supervision, building and grounds maintenance, kitchen personnel and purchasing, linen, uniforms, the station wagon and the driver, carpet repairs -oh, G.o.d, carpet repairs! No matter how many ash trays you put around, you know what they do? They steal the ashtrays. Then they stamp out cigarettes on the carpets." He began to weep.
I told the bartender to give him another. How could I lose? If he pa.s.sed out I'd be rid of him. If he recovered I would have his undying, doglike affection for several minutes, and what kind of shape was I in to sneer at that?
Besides, I had worked out some pretty interesting figures. "Did you know," I told him, "that if you spend $1.46 a day on cigarettes, you can save $14,752.03 by giving up smoking for 10,104 and a quarter days?"
He wasn't listening, but he wasn't weeping any more either. He was just looking lovingly at his vodka libre, or whatever it was. I tried a different tack. "When you see discarded plastic bottles bobbing in the surf," I asked, "does it make you feel like part of something grand and timeless that will go on forever?"
He glanced at me with distaste, then went back to adoring his drink. "Or do you like buzzards better than babies?" I asked.
"They're all babies," he said. "Nasty, smelly, upchucking babies."
"Who are?" I asked, having lost the thread. He shook his head mysteriously, patted his drink and tossed it down.
"Root of most evil," he said, swallowing. Then, affectionately, "Don't know where I'd be with it, don't know where I'd be without it."
He appeared to be talking about booze. "On your way home, without it?" I suggested.
He said obscurely, "Digging ditches, without it." Then he giggled. "Greatest business in the world! But oh! the worries! The compet.i.tion! And when you come down to it it's all just aversion, right?"
"I can see you have a great aversion to liquor," I said politely.
"No, stupid! The guests."
Stiffly I signaled for Number Eight, but the bartender misunderstood and brought another for my friend, too. I said, "You have an aversion to the guests?"
He took firm hold on the bar and attempted to look squarely into my eyes, but wound up with his left eye four inches in front of my left eye and both our right eyes staring at respective ears. "The guests must be made to feel an aversion to alcohol," he said. "Secret of the whole thing. Works. Sometimes. But oh! it costs."
Like the striking fangs of Nag, the cobra, faster than the eye can follow, my trained reflexes swept the beer up to my lips. I drank furiously, scowling at him. "You mean to say you ran a drunk farm?" I shouted.
He was shocked. "My boy! No need to be fulgar. An 'inst.i.tute,' eh? Let's leave the aversion to the drunks."
"I have to tell you, sir," I declared, "that I have a personal reason for despising all proprietors of such inst.i.tutions!"
He began to weep again. "You, too! Oh, the general scorn."
"In my case, there is nothing general-"
"-the hatred! The unthinking contempt. And for what?"
I snarled. "For your blood-sucking ways."
"Blood, old boy?" he said, surprised. "No, nothing like that. We don't use blood. We use gold, yes, but the gold cure's old hat. Need new gimmick. Can't use silver, too cheap. Really doesn't matter what you say you use. All aversion-drying them out, keeping them comfy and aversion. But no blood."
He wiggled his fingers for Number Nine. Moodily I drank, glaring at him over my gla.s.s.
"In the wrong end of it, I sometimes think," he went on meditatively, staring with suspicious envy at the bartender. "He doesn't have to worry. Pour it out, pick up the money. No concern about expensive rooms standing idle, staff loafing around picking their noses, overhead going on, going on-you wouldn't believe how it goes on, whether the guests are there to pay for it or not-"
"Hah," I muttered.
"You've simply no idea what I go through," he sobbed. "And then they won't pay. No, really. Fellow beat me out of $14,752.03 just lately. I'm taking it out of the co-signer's hide, of course, but after you pay the collection agency, what's the profit?"
I choked on the beer, but he was too deep hi sorrow to notice.
Strangling, I gasped, "Did you say fourteen thousand-?"
He nodded. "Seven hundred and fifty-two dollars, yes. And three cents. Astonishes you, doesn't it, the deadbeats hi this world?"
I couldn't speak.
"You wouldn't think it," he mourned. "All those salaries. All those rooms. The hydrotherapy tubs. The water bill."
I shook my head.
"Probably you think my life's a bowl of roses, hey?"
I managed to pry my larynx open enough to wheeze, "Up to this minute, yes, I did. You've opened my eyes."
"Drink to that," he said promptly. "Hey, barman!"
But before the bartender got there with Number Ten the little man hiccoughed and slid melting to the floor, like a glacier calving into icebergs.
The bartender peered over at him. "Every d.a.m.n night," he grumbled. "And who's going to get him home this tune?"
My mind working as fast "as Ngo, the dancing spider, spinning her web, I succeeded in saying, "Me. Glad to oblige. Never fear."
Garigolli to Home Base Chief, All right, I admit we haven't been exactly 144 p.g. on this project, but there's no reason for you to get loose. Reciting the penalties for violating the Triple Directive is uncalled-for.
Let me point out that there has been no question at any time of compliance with One or Three. And even Directive Two, well, we've done what we could. "To repay sentients in medium suitable to them for information gained." These sentients are tricky, Chief. They don't seem to empathize, really. See our reports. They often take without giving in return among themselves, and it seems to me that under the circ.u.mstances a certain modification of Directive Two would have been quite proper.
But I am not protesting the ruling. Especially since you've pointed out it won't do any good. When I get old and skinny enough to retire to a sling in Home Base I guess 111 get that, home-base mentality too> but way out here on the surface of the exploration volume it looks diflerent, believe me.
And what is happening with the rest of our crew back at Host's domicile I can't even guess. They must be nearly frantic by now.
Garigolli There was some discussion with a policeman he wanted to hit (apparently under the impression that the cop was his night watchman playing hookey), but I finally got the little man to the Inst.i.tute for Psychosomatic Adjustment.
The mausoleum that had graduated my brother-in-law turned out to be three stories high, with a sun porch and a slate roof and bars on the ground-floor bay windows. It was not all that far from my house. s.h.i.+rl had been pleased about that, I remembered. She said we could visit her brother a lot there, and in fact she had gone over once or twice on Sundays, but me, I'd never set eyes on the place before.
Dagger-sharp fangs flecking white spume, none dared dispute me as I strode through the great green corridors of the rain forest. Corded thews rippling like pythons under my skin, it was child's play to carry the craven jackal to his lair. The cabbie helped me up the steps with him.
The little man, now revealed as that creature who in antic.i.p.ation had seemed so much larger and hairier, revived slightly as we entered the reception hall. "Ooooh," he groaned. "Watch the bouncing, old boy. That door. My office. Leather couch. Much obliged."
I dumped him on the couch, lit a green-shaded lamp on his desk, closed the door and considered.
Mine enemy had delivered himself into my power. All I had to do was seize him by the forelock. I seemed to see the faces of my family-s.h.i.+rl's smiling sweetly, Butchie's cocoa-overlaid-with-oatmeal-spurring me on.
There had to be a way.
I pondered. Life had not equipped me for this occasion. Raffles or Professor Moriarity would have known what to do at once, but, ponder as I would, I couldn't think of anything to do except to go through the drawers of his desk.
Well, it was a start. But it yielded very little. Miscellaneous paper clips and sheaves of letterheads, a carton of cigarettes of a brand apparently flavored with rice wine and extract of vanilla, part of a fifth of Old Rathole and five switchblade knives, presumably taken from the inmates. There was also $6.15 in unused postage stamps, but I quickly computed that, even if I went to the trouble of cas.h.i.+ng them in, that would leave me $14,745.88 short.
Of Papers to Burn there were none.
All in all, the venture was a bust. I wiped out a water gla.s.s with one of the letterheads (difficult, be- cause they were of so high quality that they seemed likelier to shatter than to wad up), and forced down a couple of ounces of the whiskey (difficult, because it was of so low).
Obviously anything of value, like for instance co-signed agreements with brothers-in-law, would be in a safe, which itself would probably be in the offices of the Gudsell Medical Credit Bureau. Blackmail? But there seemed very little to work with, barring one or two curious photographs tucked in among the envelopes. Conceivably I could cause him some slight embarra.s.sment, but nowhere near $14,752.03 worth. I had not noticed any evidence of Red espionage that might put the little man (whose name, I learned from his letterhead, was Bermingham) away for 10,104 and a quarter days, while I saved up the price of reclaiming our liberty.
There seemed to be only one possible thing to do.
Eyes glowing like red coals behind slitted lids, I walked lightly on velvet-soft pads to the kraal of the witch-man. He was snoring with his mouth open. Totally vulnerable to his doom.
Only, how to inflict it?
It is not as easy as one might think to murder a person. Especially if one doesn't come prepared for it. Mr. Morgan doesn't like us to carry guns at the office, and heaven knows what s.h.i.+rl would do with one if I left it around home. Anyway, I didn't have one.
Poison was a possibility. The Old Rathole suggested itself. But we'd already tried that, hadn't we?
I considered the switchblade knives. There was a technical problem. Would you know where the heart is? Granted, it had to be inside his chest somewhere, and sooner or later I could find it. But what would I say to Mr. Bermingham after the first three or four exploratory stabs woke him up?
The only reasonably efficient method I could think of to insure Mr. Bermingham's decease was to burn the place down with him in it. Which, I quickly per- ceived, meant with whatever cargo of drying-out drunks the Inst.i.tute now possessed in it too, behind those barred windows.
At this point I came face to face with myself.
I wasn't going to kill anybody. I wasn't going to steal any papers.
Critical Mass Part 4
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