HardGuy's Bizarre Adventure Volume 1 Chapter 1

h.e.l.lo everyone, I am an ordinary high school student and I’m deciding my name.

I think you must want to say 'from the moment you choose your own name, it's becoming definitely uncommon! '.

You are right, but in the past there was a brave captain named 'Captain' said that a real man was qualified to choose his own name.

As he decided to call himself ‘captain’, I want to do so. Although I want to , if I can, name myself 'the universal invincible heavenly handsome extraordinary energetic rich gentleman' . But I am in front of a floating warning box:

’The name is too long’

Heavenly handsome extraordinary energetic rich gentleman ?

’The name is too long’

Extraordinary energetic rich gentleman!

‘The name includes abnormal characters’

……Handsome.

‘Are you kidding ?’

"Hey! System warning gives up pretending as the system warning!" I could not help protesting loudly.

"Cause you've been typing all these strange things!"A voice of young girl countered me.

I look up, finding a silhouette emerges from the soft light that has been surrounding me.

As she gradually descended, so that I can look at her. She seems like almost twelve-year-old, white and rosy skin, with purple blue feathers around her body, an angry expression show up on her exquisite face.

"You, can you just enter a satisfying name seriously, like the others so that we can quickly start the next step?

I did not answer her while she lands, just staring at the creature standing in front of me at a high angle.

"Say something ! will you ?... ah!"

Probably, she feels my sight, hugs her chest tightly and squatted down. Seeing her reaction, I sighed.

"What a pity..."

"Where are you looking at !"

"May i say it?"

"Never!"

With her hands covering over the b.r.e.a.s.t.s, she clenchs her fists and stands up. Well actually, she's wearing a white hot pants.

"Do you have anything else to say?"

"About this scene? I do not feel like asking. but this is the standard scene before reincarnatation , right?"

"You looks like a pervert, but you are sensitive in fact."

She seemingly nodds with some admiration, hands off the chest. I clearly see that where there was nothing originally, a bra appeared.

"You said 'the others', so to say there are precedents pa.s.sed through?"

"How sensitive you are in deed ? yes, there are a lot of people pa.s.sed through."

"A lot of ... so I shoud aware of compet.i.tors between the reincarnates."

Heard my words, the Loli G.o.dess didn't show further admiration, but a sad look appears on her face.

"You are misunderstanding something or what ?"

"what?"

Ignoring confused me, the Loli G.o.dess waved, the surroundings changes into a street.

"You are not a reincarnate who is chosen by G.o.d to save the world."

Noisy voice, sharp sirens in the air. In the middle of the street, a high school guy is lying, with his waist crushed, a pool of blood flowed from his head.
Ah, that's me.

"You, are dead."

The sight dimmed black, but immediately restored. I recovered and discovered that I had been paralyzed, down to the ground. I subconsciously stand up.

"You've kept your calm. I've seen people crying, but the ones who keep calm are so rare."

"I'm already dead, there' s nothing I can do."

"Is it almost cold-blooded, you've got no feelings for family?"

"Of course there are, not just family, although the thoughts dissapoint me. Never seeing the sister who is arrogant as Jiaan ( Doraemon's character) , the girl who call me Senpai~ , the cla.s.smates with whom I play football together, long-winded parents and teachers... that feels very sad."

"So what?"

Facing the question of the Loli G.o.dess, I could not help but smile.

"But if I see them in the next life, I will be more sad."

I don't know if she's surprised by my answer, she could not help but laugh out.

"You've gone through."

"And in the other hand, coming to a boundless world that is yet to be explored ,isn't it very exciting?

"That's someone who loves adventures! So you should set your own name, appearence and gender."

Topic changed so fast, the G.o.ddess is getting anxious?

"You are not a little anxious ah, this time to accompany the walker to talk about it is not the G.o.ddess of the duties. And you just said the shape and gender can be set?
Facing my suspicion, she shrugged, with bitter aversion.

"Sorry to break your daydream but my service is charged by time. Set it now or I'll throw you into Soul Grinder and let you reincarnating again."

"Though you seem to be in the rush, but I feel like after having listened your words, it makes me more curious how this heaven works."

"Process Object No.18, you've wasted a lot of my time, so are you setting up or not?! "

"Finally you're using a number to call me! After all, I don't change the appearance and the gender !"

"Ok then, go left."

The Loli G.o.dess waved impaitiently and opened a blue magic circle, she points to it with her chin to walk me in.

" Wait, isn't there any hacks or buff or something? "

"There's no such thing!"

"what?!"

"How is that possible ? Heaven's server got no spare memory for you."

"Heaven sounds more and more stranger when you speak!"

With my questions outburst, I am gradually surrounded by light blue rays.

"Oh yes, the name, what name would you use at last?"

I turn back.

"Reaper, Reaper would be fine."

"Your name, noted."

And then my vision is completely filled the pale blue light. Suddenly, it dimmed dark.

"You've wasted me so much time and leered on me, so I'm going to punish you ..."

"what!!"

I can not help but cry out loud, roaring with all the strength of my body.
"HOW DARE YOU LOLI G.o.dESS AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Come on hardguy! Go on adventure!