Lady Luck Part 4
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"I'll get along without you. Go in and lock up the trunks."
"Mis' Cap'n Jack gwine wid you?"
"I'll say she is. Whither I goeth there shall she also go. Git those trunks fixed up."
With the departure of the master of the house a cloud of melancholy settled about the Wildcat which was not dispelled until suppertime.
3.
On Wednesday night the Wildcat soused himself with bay rum and musk.
About his neck, in lieu of a collar, he wrapped the spliced sleeves of a discarded silk s.h.i.+rt whose cerise dyes had barred it from Captain Jack's wardrobe. On his feet he wore a pair of patent leather violins whose tight interiors had been plentifully ma.s.saged with axle grease.
He started out with his mascot. "C'm on heah, Lily--you stahts gittin'
social wid quality folks. How come dese shoes pinches all de time sho'
beats me. By rights I weahs twelves. Man whut sold dese shoes said dey wuz fifteens--feels like sho' take bofe to make 'at much. But when dey sees dis heah neckerchief dey won't notice de shoes."
Halfway to the weegee party he removed the shoes and carried them in his hand to the portals of the Lee establishment. He sat down outside the door of the ouija castle and put on his shoes. He tethered Lily at the step and knocked at the door. A moment later he was being greeted by twenty friends and half as many strangers.
"Befo' I turns down de lights," the hostess announced, "I wants you to meet up wid Colonel Boone, one ob de culled heroes whut made de wah safe fo' white folks. Colonel Boone, say howdy at Misteh Marsden."
The Wildcat and the uplifter again stood face to face. "Honey Tone, how come Cuspido' calls you 'Colonel'?"
"By rights 'at's mah rank."
"By rights you is rank." The Wildcat turned to his brunette hostess.
"Ah knows dis Boone man. Met up wid him in France. How come he projectin' roun' heah?"
Cuspidora was quick to sense a rift of jealousy in the social lute.
"He's aimin' to claim me fo' a weddin' mate."
She made haste to switch the deal.
"Blow out dat light, Sis' Mosby." She reached for a second coal oil lamp and turned it down until the room was hardly light enough to distinguish the black letters on the ouija board which lay on the table. The uplifter deflected the impending embarra.s.sment which might develop from continued conversation with the Wildcat by functioning as master of ceremonies.
"Rally roun'. Spirits is willin' if de flesh ain't weak. Wilecat, fondle de weegee board an' take a ra'r at seein' whut de future holds."
"How come?"
"Dis corner says, 'Yes.' Dat corner says, 'No.' De little board slides Yes or No, dependin' how de spirits answers whut yo' asks."
The cross-examination of Mr. Ouija and his talented aggregation of spirits endured for an hour, during which time a number of interesting facts concerning various members of the a.s.semblage became public property.
The Wildcat, returning from an enjoyed battle at the refreshment corner of Cuspidora Lee's parlor, wedged his way into the group about the ouija board and laid a heavy hand thereon. The memory of Cuspidora's statement concerning her love affair with Honey Tone rankled within him.
"Spirits," he said, "I axes yo' is I married?"
Ouija answered, "No."
"Is Honey Tone Boone married?"
The board became a battlefield. Presently the tight tendons of the uplifter's hand showed grey against his skin, but without avail, because the Wildcat's little finger lay tight against the perimeter of the moving planchette. Impelled by the Wildcat's little finger the implacable spirits hazed Weegee to the "Yes" corner of the board.
Honey Tone's defeated fingers relaxed. "Dat's de lyin'est board I eveh see. How come yo' gits a lyin' weegee board, Mis' Lee?"
"Spirits neveh lies." The hostess defended her unseen a.s.sistants.
"Ain't no lyin' lef' to do afteh dese upliftehs gits th'oo," the Wildcat commented.
A little later, apart from the other guests, the Wildcat asked Cuspidora Lee a direct question. "O! Honey Tone been representin' he's single?"
The Wildcat's brunette hostess hesitated. "Tol' me he neveh seed n.o.body befo'," she admitted--"tol' me his love-eye neveh seed n.o.body 'ceptin'
me."
"All 'at boy's love-eye seed is de p'visions in yo' kitchen. Ah knows him. Acts like de yelleh n.i.g.g.ah whut he is--prancin' round uppity in France--comes back heah callin' himself 'Colonel,' 'count he wore oilcloth leggin's an' drunk c.o.o.nyak whilst us boys wuz fightin' de battle of Bo'deaux."
Cuspidora Lee listened with eager ears. "I runs him out now, the flea-bit houn'," she finally announced.
"Ca'm yo'se'f. Don' git to brindlin'. Come out to de ball park tomorr'
at de parade an' you sees him leadin' us Culled Heroes."
Honey Tone Boone meanwhile had charmed a dozen of his male and female auditors with Mister Ouija's spiritual a.s.sistance.
At eleven o'clock the coal oil lamps were again lighted and the guests employed themselves in the pleasurable business of consuming such refreshments as the Wildcat had overlooked. The evening ended with a general announcement from the uplifter, in which he invited the a.s.semblage to be present on the following day at the parade of the Konk'rin' Culled Heroes.
"As de Supreem Gran' Organizeh Ah bids yo' welcome," he concluded.
From the darkness outside came a sardonic echo. "Blaa!" Lily the mascot had seen fit to accept the uplifter's invitation.
When the party broke up, the uplifter showed an inclination to linger after the Wildcat made his departure, but presently he realized the failure of his ambition.
"Come on heah, Honey Tone," the Wildcat invited. "I walks a ways wid yo'."
Once along the dark street Honey Tone sought to review the ouija performance. "What fo' wuz you shovin' weegee an' makin' de spirits say 'yes' when they craved to say 'no'?"
"How come shovin'? Spirits does de shovin'. Ol' weegee tells de truf'.
Yo' sho' is married, ain't yo'?"
"I tells you once I ain't. I tells you now I ain't, Don' say no mo'."
"When you talks 'at way you sho' sounds lak a Cunnel, Honey Tone."
The Wildcat switched the conversation to the details of the parade.
"Is all de 'rangements done?"
"'Rangements done, 'ceptin' de mule I rides."
"Ah'll git de mule. Whah at does I meet you?"
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