John Ingerfield, and Other Stories Part 7
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Then a light flashed into my father's eyes that kindled something inside me, so that the fear went out of me, and I struggled to free myself from my mother's arm, for the desire stirred me to fling myself down upon the grimy faces below, and beat and stamp upon them with my fists. Springing across the hall, he s.n.a.t.c.hed from the wall where it hung an ancient club, part of a trophy of old armour, and planting his back against the door through which they would have to pa.s.s, he shouted, "Then be d.a.m.ned to you all, he's in this room! Come and fetch him out."
(I recollect that speech well. I puzzled over it, even at that time, excited though I was. I had always been told that only low, wicked people ever used the word "d.a.m.n," and I tried to reconcile things, and failed.)
The men drew back and muttered among themselves. It was an ugly-looking weapon, studded with iron spikes. My father held it secured to his hand by a chain, and there was an ugly look about him also, now, that gave his face a strange likeness to the dark faces round him.
But my mother grew very white and cold, and underneath her breath she kept crying, "Oh, will they never come--will they never come?" and a cricket somewhere about the house began to chirp.
Then all at once, without a word, my mother flew down the stairs, and pa.s.sed like a flash of light through the crowd of dusky figures. How she did it I could never understand, for the two heavy bolts had both been drawn, but the next moment the door stood wide open; and a hum of voices, cheery with the antic.i.p.ation of a period of perfect bliss, was borne in upon the cool night air.
My mother was always very quick of hearing.
Again, I see a wild crowd of grim faces, and my father's, very pale, amongst them. But this time the faces are very many, and they come and go like faces in a dream. The ground beneath my feet is wet and sloppy, and a black rain is falling. There are women's faces in the crowd, wild and haggard, and long skinny arms stretch out threateningly towards my father, and shrill, frenzied voices call out curses on him. Boys' faces also pa.s.s me in the grey light, and on some of them there is an impish grin.
I seem to be in everybody's way; and to get out of it, I crawl into a dark, draughty corner and crouch there among cinders. Around me, great engines fiercely strain and pant like living things fighting beyond their strength. Their gaunt arms whirl madly above me, and the ground rocks with their throbbing. Dark figures flit to and fro, pausing from time to time to wipe the black sweat from their faces.
The pale light fades, and the flame-lit night lies red upon the land. The flitting figures take strange shapes. I hear the hissing of wheels, the furious clanking of iron chains, the hoa.r.s.e shouting of many voices, the hurrying tread of many feet; and, through all, the wailing and weeping and cursing that never seem to cease. I drop into a restless sleep, and dream that I have broken a chapel window, stone-throwing, and have died and gone to h.e.l.l.
At length, a cold hand is laid upon my shoulder, and I awake. The wild faces have vanished and all is silent now, and I wonder if the whole thing has been a dream. My father lifts me into the dog-cart, and we drive home through the chill dawn.
My mother opens the door softly as we alight. She does not speak, only looks her question. "It's all over, Maggie," answers my father very quietly, as he takes off his coat and lays it across a chair; "we've got to begin the world afresh."
My mother's arms steal up about his neck; and I, feeling heavy with a trouble I do not understand, creep off to bed.
THE LEASE OF THE "CROSS KEYS."
This story is about a shop: many stories are. One Sunday evening this Bishop had to preach a sermon at St. Paul's Cathedral. The occasion was a very special and important one, and every G.o.d-fearing newspaper in the kingdom sent its own special representative to report the proceedings.
Now, of the three reporters thus commissioned, one was a man of appearance so eminently respectable that no one would have thought of taking him for a journalist. People used to put him down for a County Councillor or an Archdeacon at the very least. As a matter of fact, however, he was a sinful man, with a pa.s.sion for gin. He lived at Bow, and, on the Sabbath in question, he left his home at five o'clock in the afternoon, and started to walk to the scene of his labours. The road from Bow to the City on a wet and chilly Sunday evening is a cheerless one; who can blame him if on his way he stopped once or twice to comfort himself with "two" of his favourite beverage? On reaching St. Paul's he found he had twenty minutes to spare--just time enough for one final "nip." Half way down a narrow court leading out of the Churchyard he found a quiet little hostelry, and, entering the private bar, whispered insinuatingly across the counter:
"Two of gin hot, if you please, my dear."
His voice had the self-satisfied meekness of the successful ecclesiastic, his bearing suggested rect.i.tude tempered by desire to avoid observation.
The barmaid, impressed by his manner and appearance, drew the attention of the landlord to him. The landlord covertly took stock of so much of him as could be seen between his b.u.t.toned-up coat and his drawn-down hat, and wondered how so bland and innocent-looking a gentleman came to know of gin.
A landlord's duty, however, is not to wonder, but to serve. The gin was given to the man, and the man drank it. He liked it. It was good gin: he was a connoisseur, and he knew. Indeed, so good did it seem to him that he felt it would be a waste of opportunity not to have another twopen'orth. Therefore he had a second "go"; maybe a third. Then he returned to the Cathedral, and sat himself down with his notebook on his knee and waited.
As the service proceeded there stole over him that spirit of indifference to all earthly surroundings that religion and drink are alone able to bestow. He heard the good Bishop's text and wrote it down. Then he heard the Bishop's "sixthly and lastly," and took that down, and looked at his notebook and wondered in a peaceful way what had become of the "firstly" to "fifthly" inclusive. He sat there wondering until the people round him began to get up and move away, whereupon it struck him swiftly and suddenly that be had been asleep, and had thereby escaped the main body of the discourse.
What on earth was he to do? He was representing one of the leading religious papers. A full report of the sermon was wanted that very night. Seizing the robe of a pa.s.sing wandsman, he tremulously inquired if the Bishop had yet left the Cathedral. The wandsman answered that he had not, but that he was just on the point of doing so.
"I must see him before he goes!" exclaimed the reporter, excitedly.
"You can't," replied the wandsman. The journalist grew frantic.
"Tell him," he cried, "a penitent sinner desires to speak with him about the sermon he has just delivered. To-morrow it will be too late."
The wandsman was touched; so was the Bishop. He said he would see the poor fellow.
As soon as the door was shut the man, with tears in his eyes, told the Bishop the truth--leaving out the gin. He said that he was a poor man, and not in good health, that he had been up half the night before, and had walked all the way from Bow that evening. He dwelt on the disastrous results to himself and his family should he fail to obtain a report of the sermon. The Bishop felt sorry for the man. Also, he was anxious that his sermon should be reported.
"Well, I trust it will be a warning to you against going to sleep in church," he said, with an indulgent smile. "Luckily, I have brought my notes with me, and if you will promise to be very careful of them, and to bring them back to me the first thing in the morning, I will lend them to you."
With this, the Bishop opened and handed to the man a neat little black leather bag, inside which lay a neat little roll of ma.n.u.script.
"Better take the bag to keep it in," added the Bishop. "Be sure and let me have them both back early to-morrow."
The reporter, when he examined the contents of the bag under a lamp in the Cathedral vestibule, could hardly believe his good fortune. The careful Bishop's notes were so full and clear that for all practical purposes they were equal to a report. His work was already done. He felt so pleased with himself that he determined to treat himself to another "two" of gin, and, with this intent, made his way across to the little "public" before-mentioned.
"It's really excellent gin you sell here," he said to the barmaid when he had finished; "I think, my dear, I'll have just one more."
At eleven the landlord gently but firmly insisted on his leaving, and he went, a.s.sisted, as far as the end of the court, by the potboy. After he was gone, the landlord noticed a neat little black bag on the seat where he had been lying. Examining it closely, he discovered a bra.s.s plate between the handles, and upon the bra.s.s plate were engraved the owner's name and t.i.tle. Opening the bag, the landlord saw a neat little roll of ma.n.u.script, and across a corner of the ma.n.u.script was written the Bishop's name and address.
The landlord blew a long, low whistle, and stood with his round eyes wide open gazing down at the open bag. Then he put on his hat and coat, and taking the bag, went out down the court, chuckling hugely as he walked.
He went straight to the house of the Resident Canon and rang the bell.
"Tell Mr. ---," he said to the servant, "that I must see him to-night. I wouldn't disturb him at this late hour if it wasn't something very important."
The landlord was ushered up. Closing the door softly behind him, he coughed deferentially.
"Well, Mr. Peters" (I will call him "Peters"), said the Canon, "what is it?"
"Well, sir," said Mr. Peters, slowly and deliberately, "it's about that there lease o' mine. I do hope you gentlemen will see your way to makin'
it twenty-one year instead o' fourteen."
"G.o.d bless the man!" cried the Canon, jumping up indignantly, "you don't mean to say you've come to me at eleven o'clock on a Sunday night to talk about your lease?"
"Well, not entirely, sir," answered Peters, unabashed; "there's another little thing I wished to speak to you about, and that's this"--saying which, he laid the Bishop's bag before the Canon and told his story.
The Canon looked at Mr. Peters, and Mr. Peters looked at the Canon.
"There must be some mistake," said the Canon.
"There's no mistake," said the landlord. "I had my suspicions when I first clapped eyes on him. I seed he wasn't our usual sort, and I seed how he tried to hide his face. If he weren't the Bishop, then I don't know a Bishop when I sees one, that's all. Besides, there's his bag, and there's his sermon."
Mr. Peters folded his arms and waited. The Canon pondered. Such things had been known to happen before in Church history. Why not again?
"Does any one know of this besides yourself?" asked the Canon.
"Not a livin' soul," replied Mr. Peters, "as yet."
"I think--I think, Mr. Peters," said the Canon, "that we may be able to extend your lease to twenty-one years."
"Thank you kindly, sir," said the landlord, and departed. Next morning the Canon waited on the Bishop and laid the bag before him.
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