The Weird Part 142

'Aline?' Andreissen shook his head, laughed. 'You're pulling my leg.'

'Aline's dead.'

'It's impossible,' said Andreissen.

'Why do you think I'm here?'

'I saw him just yesterday,' said Andreissen. 'He seemed very much alive to me.'

'You're lying,' said Kline.

'I swear to you,' said Andreissen. 'On my missing legs.'

Kline stood, limped around the room.

'Can you stop that?' said Andreissen. 'You're getting blood everywhere.'

'What were the questions you were asked? On the tape, what were the questions.'

'Me? About the robbery of course.'

'What robbery?'

Andreissen narrowed his eyes. 'What is this all about? Do you think I did it? I didn't do it.'

'Do what?'

'The robbery.'

'What robbery?'

'Christ,' said Andreissen. 'What sort of game are you playing?'

'Where's Aline's room? Down the hall?'

'No,' said Andreissen. 'Up a level. Last door. Why?'

'I was told it was on that floor, but the third door.'

'What is this?' asked Andreissen. He posted his palms against the chair's arms, pulled himself up to stand in the chair's seat on his stumps. 'I didn't agree to this. Borchert didn't say anything abou this. I want you to leave.'

'Fine,' said Kline. 'I'm leaving.'

He went out into the hall. The guard was gone. He went to the stairs but instead of going down went up and down to the end of the hall. A guard was standing in front of the last door. He watched Kline nervously.

'This is Aline's room?' Kline asked.

The guard made no gesture, said nothing.

'Mind if I see for myself?' asked Kline, and reached for the doork.n.o.b.

The guard struck him once with the edge of his palm, fast, in the throat. He couldn't breathe. He stumbled back, his hand to his throat, still unable to breathe, and then made a conscious decision to stumble forward instead, throwing himself against the door. The handle was locked. The guard hit him again, in the side of the temple, and he slid down along the door, and then the guard was pulling him back into the middle of the hall, ma.s.saging his throat, trying to get him to breathe.

'Well,' said Borchert. 'Mr. Kline. Always a pleasant surprise. You should be more careful. You should have a little more respect.'

'Aline's not dead,' said Kline, still rubbing his throat.

'Of course he is,' said Borchert. 'Whatever gave you that idea?'

'Andreissen.'

'Why would he say that?' asked Borchert.

'He said I was here to investigate a robbery.'

'No, no,' said Borchert. 'Aline's dead. You're here for Aline.'

'Who's dead?'

'It's that you're only a four,' said Borchert. 'He's not telling you the truth because of that.'

'You're lying.'

'Maybe we should remove another toe,' said Borchert. 'Or maybe two more. Then we'll see if Andreissen tells you the truth.'

'No,' said Kline. 'No more toes.'

'All right, then,' said Borchert. 'Perhaps one of the others will be a little more forthcoming.'

'No more interviews.'

'All right,' said Borchert. 'You're the investigator. You should do what feels right.'

Using his remaining foot, Borchert pushed the chair slowly along the floor until he was back by the counter. Slowly he managed to open the cabinet above it and to tug down first one gla.s.s and then another. And then, more precariously, a bottle of Scotch. He took off the cap with his mouth. He moved the gla.s.ses to the edge of the counter and, pinning the bottle between his arm and his body, poured.

'Drink?' he asked.

'Absolutely not,' said Kline.

'Oh come on,' said Borchert. 'It's Scotch, plain and simple. Nothing but Scotch.'

'No,' said Kline.

'Suit yourself,' said Borchert. He pinched the gla.s.s' rim between his thumb and remaining half-finger, lifted it to his lips, drank. 'So,' he said. 'Made any progress, have we?'

'On what?'

'On finding Aline's killer.'

'My guess is that Aline is still very much alive.'

'Please, Mr. Kline. Let's have no more such talk.'

'Show me the body.'

Borchert shook his head. 'I can't allow you to see the body. At the very least you'd have to lose a few more toes.'

'This is absurd.'

'Be that as it may, Mr. Kline,' said Borchert, taking a large swallow. 'Be that as it may.'

Later that evening he wandered out of his room and down the hall and into the gravel yard in front of the building. He stood looking up at the stars, his foot aching with pain, feeling slightly feverish. He did not understand, he thought, what it was he had gotten himself into, nor for that matter how he had gotten himself into it. But the more important question was, now that he was in, how to get out.

He walked out to the main road, turned, limped toward the main gates. A man was dead, murdered, or perhaps very much alive. Borchert was playing with him, and perhaps the others were as well. The night was cool, cloudless. Where was this place? He turned and looked back, saw the building he was staying in, the only light being that of his own room. Why was n.o.body else in the building? Had there been anyone living in the building but him since his arrival? Where did Gous and Ramse sleep?

At the main gate at the edge of the compound, the guard stepped out of the shadows and flicked on his flashlight, s.h.i.+ning the beam into Kline's eyes.

'What is wanted?' he asked.

'It's Kline,' Kline said, squinting his eyes.

'Right,' said the guard. 'We met the first night. A one. Self-cauterizer. Right hand, right?'

'Yes,' said Kline. 'Now a four.'

'A four?' said the guard. 'That was quick. What else?'

'A few toes,' he said. 'Nothing much.'

The guard moved the flashbeam down, s.h.i.+ned it on Kline's feet. Kline could see the man now, a dim shape just behind the flashlight.

'I need to leave,' said Kline. 'Please open the gate.'

'I'm sorry,' said the guard. 'I can't do that.'

'My work here is finished,' said Kline.

'I have my orders, I'm afraid,' said the guard.

Kline took a step forward. The guard brought the light up and into his eyes. Kline took another step and heard a rustling and a click and the guard quickly flashed the light back on himself to reveal a sort of metal prosthetic slipped over his stump, a gun barrel at the end of it.

'I thought prosthetics were frowned upon,' said Kline.

'We don't like to use them,' said the guard. 'But when we have to, we do.'

'Say I climb the fence somewhere.'

'You're welcome to try. My guess is we'd catch you eventually.'

Kline nodded, turned to leave.

'Very nice to see you, Mr. Kline,' said the guard. 'If you have any more questions, don't hesitate to ask.'

He found Gous and Ramse in the bar, already drunk, Ramse in particular, who was drinking whiskey through a straw. Gous kept saying he had to go easy, that it thinned the blood, and then taking another drink. They cheered when they caught sight of Kline, clapped him on the back with their stumps.

'Drink?' asked Ramse.

Kline nodded. Ramse called the bartender over. 'A drink for my friend here,' he said.

'The self-cauterizer.'

'Word gets around,' said Ramse.

'Say,' said Gous, his voice slurred and too slow. 'When do the women come out?'

'Ten,' said the bartender. 'I told you already. Ten.'

'Drink?' Ramse asked Kline.

'He's already getting me a drink,' said Kline.

'h.e.l.l,' said Ramse. 'I wanted to get you a drink.'

'You did,' said Kline.

'What?' asked Ramse. 'What?'

'Never mind,' said Kline.

'Just so you know,' said Ramse. 'I'm buying the next one.'

Kline smiled.

'So,' said Gous, hunched over his drink. 'How's the investigation?'

'It's not.'

'No?' said Gous. 'Thash too bad.'

'Do you want to hear about it?' asked Kline.

'About what?' asked Ramse.

'The investigation,' said Kline. The bartender put the drink on the counter before him and he took it up in his left hand and drank from it.

'Oh, no,' said Ramse. 'You can't tell Gous anything.'

'Why not?' asked Gous. 'Why not?'