Analytical Studies Part 78
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What a blow is this announcement by Justine: "Madame, here's a letter!"
A letter in place of Ferdinand! How does she ever open it? What ages of life slip by as she unfolds it! Women know this by experience! As to men, when they are in such maddening pa.s.ses, they murder their s.h.i.+rt-frills.
"Justine, Monsieur Ferdinand is ill!" exclaims Caroline. "Send for a carriage."
As Justine goes down stairs, Adolphe comes up.
"My poor mistress!" observes Justine. "I guess she won't want the carriage now."
"Oh my! Where have you come from?" cries Caroline, on seeing Adolphe standing in ecstasy before her voluptuous breakfast.
Adolphe, whose wife long since gave up treating _him_ to such charming banquets, does not answer. But he guesses what it all means, as he sees the cloth inscribed with the delightful ideas which Madame de Fischtaminel or the syndic of Chaumontel's affair have often inscribed for him upon tables quite as elegant.
"Whom are you expecting?" he asks in his turn.
"Who could it be, except Ferdinand?" replies Caroline.
"And is he keeping you waiting?"
"He is sick, poor fellow."
A quizzical idea enters Adolphe's head, and he replies, winking with one eye only: "I have just seen him."
"Where?"
"In front of the Cafe de Paris, with some friends."
"But why have you come back?" says Caroline, trying to conceal her murderous fury.
"Madame Foullepointe, who was tired of Charles, you said, has been with him at Ville d'Avray since yesterday."
Adolphe sits down, saying: "This has happened very appropriately, for I'm as hungry as two bears."
Caroline sits down, too, and looks at Adolphe stealthily: she weeps internally: but she very soon asks, in a tone of voice that she manages to render indifferent, "Who was Ferdinand with?"
"With some fellows who lead him into bad company. The young man is getting spoiled: he goes to Madame Schontz's. You ought to write to your uncle. It was probably some breakfast or other, the result of a bet made at M'lle Malaga's." He looks slyly at Caroline, who drops her eyes to conceal her tears. "How beautiful you have made yourself this morning," Adolphe resumes. "Ah, you are a fair match for your breakfast. I don't think Ferdinand will make as good a meal as I shall," etc., etc.
Adolphe manages the joke so cleverly that he inspires his wife with the idea of punis.h.i.+ng Ferdinand. Adolphe, who claims to be as hungry as two bears, causes Caroline to forget that a carriage waits for her at the door.
The female that tends the gate at the house Ferdinand lives in, arrives at about two o'clock, while Adolphe is asleep on a sofa. That Iris of bachelors comes to say to Caroline that Monsieur Ferdinand is very much in need of some one.
"He's drunk, I suppose," says Caroline in a rage.
"He fought a duel this morning, madame."
Caroline swoons, gets up and rushes to Ferdinand, wis.h.i.+ng Adolphe at the bottom of the sea.
When women are the victims of these little inventions, which are quite as adroit as their own, they are sure to exclaim, "What abominable monsters men are!"
ULTIMA RATIO.
We have come to our last observation. Doubtless this work is beginning to tire you quite as much as its subject does, if you are married.
This work, which, according to the author, is to the _Physiology of Marriage_ what Fact is to Theory, or History to Philosophy, has its logic, as life, viewed as a whole, has its logic, also.
This logic--fatal, terrible--is as follows. At the close of the first part of the book--a book filled with serious pleasantry--Adolphe has reached, as you must have noticed, a point of complete indifference in matrimonial matters.
He has read novels in which the writers advise troublesome husbands to embark for the other world, or to live in peace with the fathers of their children, to pet and adore them: for if literature is the reflection of manners, we must admit that our manners recognize the defects pointed out by the _Physiology of Marriage_ in this fundamental inst.i.tution. More than one great genius has dealt this social basis terrible blows, without shaking it.
Adolphe has especially read his wife too closely, and disguises his indifference by this profound word: indulgence. He is indulgent with Caroline, he sees in her nothing but the mother of his children, a good companion, a sure friend, a brother.
When the petty troubles of the wife cease, Caroline, who is more clever than her husband, has come to profit by this advantageous indulgence: but she does not give her dear Adolphe up. It is woman's nature never to yield any of her rights. DIEU ET MON DROIT--CONJUGAL!
is, as is well known, the motto of England, and is especially so to-day.
Women have such a love of domination that we will relate an anecdote, not ten years old, in point. It is a very young anecdote.
One of the grand dignitaries of the Chamber of Peers had a Caroline, as lax as Carolines usually are. The name is an auspicious one for women. This dignitary, extremely old at the time, was on one side of the fireplace, and Caroline on the other. Caroline was hard upon the l.u.s.trum when women no longer tell their age. A friend came in to inform them of the marriage of a general who had lately been intimate in their house.
Caroline at once had a fit of despair, with genuine tears; she screamed and made the grand dignitary's head ache to such a degree, that he tried to console her. In the midst of his condolences, the count forgot himself so far as to say--"What can you expect, my dear, he really could not marry you!"
And this was one of the highest functionaries of the state, but a friend of Louis XVIII, and necessarily a little bit Pompadour.
The whole difference, then, between the situation of Adolphe and that of Caroline, consists in this: though he no longer cares about her, she retains the right to care about him.
Now, let us listen to "What _they_ say," the theme of the concluding chapter of this work.
COMMENTARY.
IN WHICH IS EXPLAINED LA FELICITA OF FINALES.
Who has not heard an Italian opera in the course of his life? You must then have noticed the musical abuse of the word _felicita_, so lavishly used by the librettist and the chorus at the moment when everybody is deserting his box or leaving the house.
Frightful image of life. We quit it just when we hear _la felicita_.
Have you reflected upon the profound truth conveyed by this finale, at the instant when the composer delivers his last note and the author his last line, when the orchestra gives the last pull at the fiddle-bow and the last puff at the ba.s.soon, when the princ.i.p.al singers say "Let's go to supper!" and the chorus people exclaim "How lucky, it doesn't rain!" Well, in every condition in life, as in an Italian opera, there comes a time when the joke is over, when the trick is done, when people must make up their minds to one thing or the other, when everybody is singing his own _felicita_ for himself. After having gone through with all the duos, the solos, the stretti, the codas, the concerted pieces, the duettos, the nocturnes, the phases which these few scenes, chosen from the ocean of married life, exhibit you, and which are themes whose variations have doubtless been divined by persons with brains as well as by the shallow--for so far as suffering is concerned, we are all equal--the greater part of Parisian households reach, without a given time, the following final chorus:
THE WIFE, _to a young woman in the conjugal Indian Summer_. My dear, I am the happiest woman in the world. Adolphe is the model of husbands, kind, obliging, not a bit of a tease. Isn't he, Ferdinand?
Caroline addresses Adolphe's cousin, a young man with a nice cravat, glistening hair and patent leather boots: his coat is cut in the most elegant fas.h.i.+on: he has a crush hat, kid gloves, something very choice in the way of a waistcoat, the very best style of moustaches, whiskers, and a goatee a la Mazarin; he is also endowed with a profound, mute, attentive admiration of Caroline.
FERDINAND. Adolphe is happy to have a wife like you! What does he want? Nothing.
THE WIFE. In the beginning, we were always vexing each other: but now we get along marvelously. Adolphe no longer does anything but what he likes, he never puts himself out: I never ask him where he is going nor what he has seen. Indulgence, my dear, is the great secret of happiness. You, doubtless, are still in the period of petty troubles, causeless jealousies, cross-purposes, and all sorts of little botherations. What is the good of all this? We women have but a short life, at the best. How much? Ten good years! Why should we fill them with vexation? I was like you. But, one fine morning, I made the acquaintance of Madame de Fischtaminel, a charming woman, who taught me how to make a husband happy. Since then, Adolphe has changed radically; he has become perfectly delightful. He is the first to say to me, with anxiety, with alarm, even, when I am going to the theatre, and he and I are still alone at seven o'clock: "Ferdinand is coming for you, isn't he?" Doesn't he, Ferdinand?
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