The PEN,O Henry Prize Stories 2011 Part 4

Pa.s.sword? the helpful person asks.

Batman, I say, and then I'm in.

A while later, Riley wants to go outside. The sun is low again, this time striped with clouds. James makes us all go with Riley, even Little Fry. RJ, Little Fry, and I have a foilie in the pantry before we venture forth. Home, again. The chef stands by the barn with a cigarette, carefully flicking his ash into a tin can.

There's a big cow pond behind the barn that's frozen solid. RJ takes off and slides on his stomach like he's stealing a base. Riley cracks up.

I took Richard von Behren's change of address card down to the box myself and put up the flag. The mail truck comes late here, we're so far out. d.i.c.k and Sherry are going to visit their own mailbox over and over-nothing there. Every day will be like pressing on a bruise to test the pain. Those two will figure it out quick, but by the time they do, Little Fry, RJ, me, and James will have their finances in a snarl and then James will sell everything about Richard von Behren to someone else. People get pa.s.sed around that way. They get lost.

Everyone's standing at the side of the cow pond watching RJ go crazy on the ice. All of that's going to hurt later. Riley is pulling on Merilee's hand. I go inside. My skates are in James's room.

Everyone is slipping and sliding on the pond when I come back out, so no one notices when I sit on a stump and put on my skates. The leather is like soft hands holding my feet. I took lessons until I was fourteen, and when I get on the ice everything comes back. I do an arabesque and a single Axel.

Wow, Fritzie, Merilee says. That's amazing. Do it again! Riley says. A girl of many talents, James says, but he looks mad.

Everyone gets in a crowd trying to do my moves, but they can't. This pond is all mine, I want to say. James starts sliding after me. Right away everyone follows, yelling and laughing. I take off, floating from side to side until my wheezy lungs smooth out. Marita, come back! Little Fry calls.

I skate faster and faster toward the s...o...b..nk at the other end of this gla.s.sy ground, so fast I can't feel the surface or hear a voice, so strong I could part the clouds over the sun. The wind is wicked.

Kenneth Calhoun.

Nightblooming.

I was told they found themselves retired and so they said, Now's finally the time to form a band! You should see the instruments they fished out of attics and bas.e.m.e.nts. Not so much the instruments themselves-horns haven't changed much over the years-but the cases. Some are covered with flesh-tone leather, boxes made of wood with rusty hinges, lined with red velvet. When they crack them open, it looks like they're pulling metal bones from the insides of a body.

The dudes are severely elderly, these Nightblooming Jazzmen. They wear white belts and bow ties, polyester pants pulled up high. Our angle is we're old, they say. So you have to dress the part if you're going to be our pulse, drumbo. They got me wearing plaid pants and bowling shoes. A couple of them have mustaches and they're serious about them. I paste one on for the big gig just to fit in around the face. Bleach my eyebrows and stick that silvery fringe under the nostrils, pop on a straw hat.

They have the coolest names. There's Clyde and Chet and Wally and Ernie and Horace. Do you believe that? When I first met up with them, when I told them my name was Tristan, they said, Ho, ho, what kind of name is that? Some of them thought I said Christian. I said I didn't know what kind of name it was, how should I know? I wasn't there when I was named.

They said, Where are your people from?

My people? Sounded like they were talking about tribes. But I didn't have an answer for them. I'm from nowhere, around, all over.

You can't use a name like that, they told me. We'll think of a new one.

After my audition, Clyde and Horace came over to my car when I was packing up my drums. They told me I got the gig but from now on they were calling me Stanley and if I didn't like it I could take my twenty-two years of living and go sit on a d.i.c.k.

They were grinning when they said it.

The big gig is under the elms in a lonely old park. The bandstand is covered with graffiti and the tennis courts have tattered nets and faded lines. A crowd of old people and a few of their grandkids look on from folding chairs. Everyone's eating. I watch them bite at deviled eggs and salted watermelon from behind my cymbals. The fans of the Nightblooming Jazzmen drink wine from Styro-foam cups. They eat cheese logs and grapes resting atop green Coleman coolers. Seeds are spat into the gra.s.s.

Clyde puffs into the mic and says, Good afternoon, ladies and germs. Then we're off and running. We cook up a carousel of sound with our hands, with the wind in our chests. Me and a gang of senior citizens just tearing up the place.

We're marching the saints and balling the jack. And, d.a.m.n, these Nightblooming Jazzmen can bring it. Chet is coaxing sad wah-wahs out of his t-bone, muting with a toilet plunger. Clyde noodles out golden la.s.sos on the clarinet and Wally burps wetly along on the tuba. I buzz the rolls and grab the crash. I stir the soup with brushes. I do all the stuff I never get to do-that no one plays anymore. Stuff I learned from my dad.

We play the Charleston and people are grabbing at their knees and head dancing. We stir up a flock of jazz hands.

The sun tilts through the trees and everywhere are shafts of dust. We're just a speck in the grand whirling scheme, but at least we're making noise.

We close the set like landing a plane, bouncing along a little then rolling to a stop. The guys are breathing heavy. They empty their spit valves into the lawn.

People applaud, then stand and fold up their chairs.

I'm tearing down my set and a kid comes over, starts asking me questions. How come there's a Rush sticker on my snare case? How come I'm not old but I play old music?

How do you know I'm not old? I ask.

Your elbows, he says. Too smooth.

I'm waiting for Clyde to cut the checks, sitting in my car smoking some reefer. I can see some of the guys standing by their van, arguing about something. Me? I'm mellow. It was just as good a gig as any. Better in some ways because there's nowhere to hide in this kind of sound. No smoke screens of distortion or feathered edges of reverb. You have to give these guys their due. They put it down precisely where they want it, dotted notes and all. I thought they were going to be a drag. I figured I'd play this one time and score the check, then ditch them. But I don't know. That gig was pretty sweet.

Clyde and Horace come over. I stash the nub of weed and step out. Great job, they tell me. You can swing, by G.o.d. How'd you learn it?

My dad, I explain. He loved Krupa.

Did he play?

Yeah. That's all I say, recalling his old Ludwig drum kit. His traps, he would call them. The sh.e.l.ls were as thin as lampshades and the cymbals were brown and dull. I p.a.w.ned it all a few years after he died, after I changed the skin on the floor tom and found some blood down in the crease under the ring. He threw up his guts during a gig once. He shouldn't have been playing in that state. They carried him home and put him to bed in his b.l.o.o.d.y T-s.h.i.+rt. He was a welder by profession. Health insurance was like a Rolls-Royce-both things he knew he'd never have.

Clyde gives me my check. His hand's all shaky when he signs his name.

Horace says, I tell you what, we met some nice old ladies and they've invited us over for a visit. Up for joining us?

What the h.e.l.l, I say. It's not like I have anywhere else to go.

Horace rides with me as we caravan over. He tells me more about the band. What happened was that they used to be a big band, all Glenn Miller, Tommy Dorsey, Benny Goodman. They had a good run for a while, playing locally. You can't tour with a big band unless you have serious, Sinatra-size bank. Costs too much to put all those guys in hotel rooms. But they did their thing often enough around town. Fellas started dying though, Horace says. Not because they whooped it up or got in car wrecks-the way the young bands die. These guys just died from staying in the world too long. Cancer mostly. Heart attacks and strokes. One after another.

So much for the big band. They tried to roll with it, calling themselves the littlest big band, but they couldn't draw a crowd. So Clyde, who's basically the leader, said they were going Dixieland and did anyone have a problem with that. Horace tells me one guy walked out, kicked over a music stand, and flipped them the bird, grumbling that Dixieland was for Disneyland. Everyone else stayed put, even though Wally and Chet are starting to get flaky, Horace says.

He looks out at the yards sliding by. It's a crazy thing to say you're going to stick with something until you die, Horace tells me. You pick two or three things you feel that way about and life organizes itself for you.

He winks and it's a little spooky how he's talking right into me, how his words are driving into my head like pennies dropped from eight miles up.

The ladies are sisters, widows, some of them twice over. Three of our guys are widowers. Chet and Ernie are married, but Ernie's wife is an invalid. Doesn't give me an excuse to fool around, he says glumly.

What about you, they ask me before we go in.

We're standing in the street of some shady neighborhood-shady meaning it's leafy, not ghetto. The sidewalks are old and broken where the roots of oak trees push up. There's a dove cooing somewhere. A sprinkler hisses a few houses down. I see the blue haze of mist in the evening light.

They're waiting for an answer and I don't know how much to say. You can't tell people about your loneliness without adding to it. No one wants to hear how you're somewhere between the beat with people, never finding the count.

I'm in between, I say.

A pair of legs? Clyde asks, grinning. He has a square jaw and a Charlie Brown curl of gray hair on his big, blotchy forehead.

Between girlfriends.

Oh! Menage a t.w.a.t, Horace says.

Not like that, I say.

Now they're all grinning.

You guys are some dirty grandpas, I tell them.

They laugh. Good band name, they say. They slap me on the back. Clyde makes like he's strangling me. His hands are rough at my throat. You're a good kid, he says. He pulls me aside. You're not a c.o.c.kblocker are you?

I shake my head. Me? I'm thinking.

No one likes a c.o.c.kblocker, Clyde says. He's patting me hard on the back, like he's burping a baby.

The women are waiting. They've laid out a happy-hour spread. There's a green ceramic serving dish with pretzels and Ritz crackers. The dish has a built-in bowl that they have filled with some kind of white creamy dip. There's another plate of cheese and grapes and a can of roasted peanuts. I start attacking the snacks, standing over the low table, raining down crumbs.

Horace says, Easy, Stanley.

The women laugh. Someone's hungry!

They say, You boys should take a seat, waving us over to the long, avocado-colored couch. I sit down with a handful of crackers and line up cubes of cheese on my leg and start the a.s.sembly line. As I cram it all in my mouth, I take in my surroundings. The colors are green and yellow. A ma.s.sive organ sits in the corner, its wooden pedals like a rib cage on the floor. There are plastic plants in the corners and hook rugs on the wall-s.h.a.g tapestries of trees with red leaves, clouds over an island, an owl with furry eyes clutching a real piece of driftwood. There are shelves lined with little owl statues made from gla.s.s and clay. Someone likes owls. This is an owl house.

The women gather up and introduce themselves. They have cotton-candy hair and foggy eyes. There's more than one brooch and bracelets all around, so they jangle when they move. s.h.i.+ny pants and small knitted vests; clown collars, nurse shoes. I have to say, these are some good-looking old ladies. The Jazzmen really scored. The ladies smell nice, too. I can smell them from across the room: it's all baby powder and flowers. They deliver their names like they're performing a song. Ruth and Ethel and Nancy are sisters, we learn, and Betty is an old friend from the neighborhood. Great names, I say. Some cracker crumbs fly from my mouth and Clyde gives me a look.

The women tell us how much they loved the music.

Ethel says her fingers are sore from snapping. The guys chuckle at this.

I hit the peanuts, throwing a handful in my mouth. I watch their lips move through the grinding in my head. When I swallow, I hear Betty say, So many of the summer concerts are such disappointments.

Ruth recalls a terrible rap act and they all shudder.

Wally says, That's not poetry, what they're doing. I don't buy it.

They look to me, expecting an opinion, I guess. Rap sucks, I say as I reach for some more cheese.

You have the most unusual eyebrows, Nancy says.

I don't understand, then I remember that I had bleached them.

Goes better with the mustache, I say.

Everyone laughs because, at the moment, my mustache is curled up on the dashboard of my car.

How's that for commitment? Clyde says. The kid lands a gig and he goes the extra mile to fit in. You didn't tattoo our name on your backside, did you?

I shake my head, because my mouth is full.

Stan the man can swing, Clyde says, reminding me of my new name. His smile has something like pride in it. They all look at me, smiling warmly.

I feel like I'm eight years old-a little kid with a whole army of grandparents. I never knew my real grandparents. My dad was already old when I was born and my mom never told her parents about me. One day she told me her father had finally died. That was all I had ever heard about them.

Wally slaps his thighs. Say, how about some drinks?

Clyde says to Chet, You bring in your kit?

Chet says, Get yours.

The way he says it is kind of harsh. Clyde looks at him and there's a quiet little stare-down before Clyde whistles through his teeth and heads out.

When Clyde comes back he has a small black box with a handle. It's like a square suitcase. He puts it on the dining room table and opens it up. I go over to check it out and he tells me not to get crumbs all over the place. I peer inside the case and see its s.h.i.+mmering contents. The inside is lined with black velvet. Held in places cut into the walls of the box are stainless-steel tools-shaker cups, some tongs and long spoons, a strange coil of spring, and, behind a secret panel, he shows me that it holds a blue bottle of gin and another bottle of tonic water. It's an incredible thing. I like cases and gear and kits. That's one reason I love the drums. I like how everything collapses, folds up, and has its place to go. It looks professional, just like Clyde's kit looks professional, even a little religious.

Would you ladies like to try a fine gin and tonic? Clyde asks. When they seem to hesitate, Clyde reminds them that the gin and tonic was invented as a health drink. Everything about it is designed to keep you alive. British troops in India came up with it, he explains. The tonic water has quinine, which cures malaria. Add gin for its cleansing quality and a lime to fight scurvy and you have yourself a good gla.s.s of medicine.

No, insists Betty. You're pulling our leg.

Nancy says, It's true, Betty. I heard that somewhere before.

Ethel and Nancy head to the kitchen to get gla.s.ses and ice while Clyde goes to work. Not everyone wants gin and tonics, but the ladies also have scotch and rum. There's no wine or beer, just hard liquor.

The party chugs forward, with the ladies pumping on the organ and some of the guys playing along on their horns, with stories of wars and coming west to pick citrus, more nuts being poured, more cheese being cubed and tossed like dice.

In the kitchen, a roast sits smoldering like a meteorite in the old car-size oven. Nancy is sitting in the breakfast nook, telling a story about how she was the only sister brave enough to go barnstorming with a crazy carnival pilot, spinning low over the long-gone orchards and vineyards and looping over the fairgrounds, so close to clipping the Ferris wheel she could hear the riders scream. She's staring into s.p.a.ce as she tells about it, like she's watching it happen on an invisible screen.

After the dishes are done, they start dancing to records. Ethel's on the turntable, spinning Rosemary Clooney and Louis Armstrong. Horace thumbs through a dead husband's stacks and finds Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys. He insists on "Sittin' on Top of the World" and it calls for pus.h.i.+ng back the coffee table and pairing up. I watch, still hitting the crackers and nuts, even though Nancy had served up roast beef and potatoes, hot b.u.t.tered rolls and Jell-O salad, cottage cheese on a leaf of lettuce. Wally sits next to me, watching Clyde dancing with Betty.

Wally hums along. His ears are big and floppy. Hair creeps out of them.

He turns to me and says, Why don't you cut in?

Cut in?

You never cut in?

I don't know what you're talking about, Wally.

Cutting in? You know, you just go up to a fella who is dancing with the gal you want to dance with and you tap him on the shoulder and say, I'd like to cut in. Then he has to stand aside and let you take over.

Why?

It's just that way.